/orville/ - The Orville

It's REAL Star Trek

seth's abandoning orville to make a moclan spinoff show.

How the fuck did Yea Forums end up liking a Seth McFarlane Series??!

it's not family guy or a family guy derivative.

Clown World

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. They expected to be renewed, and they weren't. That's the lesson which you're missing because you're dense.

Star Trek cast a nigress as their main character. Yea Forums had to be contrary

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keep grasping at straws bruh

Shilling

its literally the best star trek show since TNG. My wife fucking hates seth with a passion, but she loves this show

>contrary
The near universal consensus by general audiences isn't contrary

Nah you're just willfully ignorant.

bruh your point is weak
just take the L

Season 2 has objectively been completely garbage. It deserves to get cancelled

Ready for the season finale.

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bruh bruh bruh BRUH bruh bruh bruh

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Legitimately interesting sci fi scenarios. That being said, Seth Mcfarlane is the worst part of the show. It cringes me the fuck out whenever he is serious or says cliche shit like "and that's an order"

lmao what are you gonna do when orvilled gets renewed? cry?

>/pol/ppet jargon
As expected of a pawn who has to be spoonfed how to think.

This is actually kinda cute and nicely animated. I've seen episode and half of Orville and dropped it. Should I give it another chance? I enjoy Family Guy, but I do love TNG more, to watch a parody of it and/or to get some nostalgia from it.

>Gay niggers in space
>legitimately interesting sci fi scenarios

Fuck i remember this show.
Ive been binging it for the last two days. Im on the last episode now. What the duck was Isaac doing on that planet for 700 years?

Add another reddit nazi frog to the filter.

>/pol/ppet jargon
what? I've never been to /pol/

Lie number 2.

>Meanwhile, Star Trek gets another CGI cartoon spinoff announced
>Orville is forgotten

She cute.

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not true

But she smiles like a female joker

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Because he was able to and the whole point was to stop Kelly's cultural contamination.
Although as the show said, people naturally evolve away from superstition and cults like organized religion when they become more enlightened. So it was kinda pointless outside of the planet knowing when to visit the Orville to tell them everything was fine.

Star Trek discovery is better

>yfw mirror world still has Alara

That couldn't have taken anymore then 2 or 3 hundred years. Considering the prime directive if he couldnt contribute towards their technological advancement what was he up to?

He probably just remained hidden until he felt they were ready to accept what he had to say.

If they wanted the tech in Issac's body, he'd just go 'no, and if they tried to do it by force, he'd use his Eye cannons to fuck them up.

How did based Halston know that season 2 would be a dumpster fire?

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Bring back Alara for season 3, Seth.
Now!

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Alara will be in this episode, have a little faith.

That episode with the gossip girl girl was great. Made me feel lonely. Too bad that ugly ginger cunt is such a bad actor

What?

stream link?

i hope this shit gets cancelled.
Seth deserves it for turning it into a gay orgyfest for season 2.

Low Quality Stream:

arconaitv.us/stream.php?id=43

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prove it, dickhead

>limited commercials
FUCK ANOTHER HOUR OF SPEED PISSING

>me watching the season finale

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limited commercials
nice

no one cared who I was until I put on the mask

Careful, there might be a Wolverine out in those woods

bitchin'

Nigger stole my microwave

Where the fuck was she hiding those things

>It's Bortus and Klyden

Way to completely forget the only interesting character from this shitty, gay-ass season, Seth.

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OH NO! THEY GOT DRONE DOMES

oh shit kaylon

>we’re in the bad future already

oh fuck this is actually a pretty fun start

SHORT OP AGAIN!

Abridged intro. They must have been hard pressed to make the episode fit.

Young Kelly was such a bitch she murdered the fucking future

orville

>commercial already

CALLING IT

Because in this timeline Kelly and Seth never got together, Kelly wasn't sent to contact the Krill, so Issac's people fucked up Earth.

Good show in spite of Seth, not because of him.

Kind of like how the early seasons of Brooklyn 99 were decent despite Samberg playing an irritating faggot as the lead

>Limited Commercials

It's a Yesterday's Enterprise/Mirror episode.

I wonder if this bad timeline is because Ed didn't become captain and convince Issac to keep the programing to love the Doc and thus betray the Kaylons.

>Kelly never cheated on Ed
>She never felt guilty and got him a spot on The Orville
>Nobody endeared Isaac to the humans
>Kaylon plot succeeded

>cuck ed
>cuck the future
FUCKING KELLY

wtf guys you said they had no budget left??

so this is where last weeks budget went

Maybe this should have been a cartoon

The most star wars thing I've ever seen in a TV show

This. Either the episode ends on a cliffhanger and is canceled, or it ends with past Kelly calling Seth and ending on a wholesome note.

>Superior machine intelligence
>Can't aim for shit

Is Ed Han Solo?

Season 3 cancelled so they’re going all out

..but Orville and Babylon 5 are more Star Trek than Discovery is. Hell I'd even say that Farscape and Andromeda were both closer to Star Trek than STD.

Star Trek isn't coming back unless there's a Parmount/CBS remerger. Right now ANY star trek show is contractually obligated to be at least 25% different in theme, from, style, etc. than any existing incarnation of Star Trek or else they forfeit merchandising rights

This show is just a bunch of cucks ruining things for everyone. I'm done.
*clicks off tv*

>decent meal

how much did they pay you, seth?

It would make sense to spend a good amount of the budget on the season finale. Still probably not as much as they spent on the episode with the battle.

This ep has a real Star Wars vibe to it

>midnight's edge fag is the babylon 5 fag
shocker

my dad just walked out of the room and grabbed a twinkie

I don't like these start from the middle and be very vague episodes. Not in Star Trek or here.
And it's an alternate universe episode.
You're doing some late TNG shark jumping Seth in just the second season.

cunt
bitch
whore

...

>it really is her fault

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Damn, Finn looking fine even scruffy.

Man, poor Captain Griffith

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D E F I C I E N T

?

>no alara
this really is the bad universe

>doesn't even think time travel is possible
>establishes temperal law

>tfw Russell Crowe watches the show

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classic Kelly, fuckin' up the universe

It's an entire episode bases on why the Jax ending is bullshit.

She didn't ghost you, she answered your phone call and said "I'm not interested in you". That's the exact opposite!

selfish cunt

Is it worse to have Alara and lose her, or never know her at all?

>alara still served in the union
>still got space osteoporosis
>still resigned
>still replaced

Ghosting means “not having sex with me” in the future thanks to incels

I'm sorry but does anyone here think the anti Orville posts are real people and not just shills?

i didn't think seth had it in left him after the kaylon 2 parter.. i was proven wrong, glad the series will get cancelled on a high note

>not even her qt elf sister

more like
>Alara still signed up for the Union
>Griffith saw she was too green and had her dismissed
>She hung out on her home planet slowly getting a pity degree until the Kaylons killed her and her people

probably trolls

how do you fuck up "wow"?

NORM

>the hidden planet of moclan housewives is the only safe place in the galaxy now

I thought "ghosting" meant when a woman says "who are you? how did you get in my house? What are you doing with my shoes?"

9

the orville is great. we fucking love the orville. fuck off

Oh shit

HOYL SHIT ALARA

Those glowy map walls are LITERALLY Star Wars but blue instead of orange

WE WON BROS

every single episode, the Orville just makes discovery look like a bad joke

BAE!!!

UGGHHHH SHE'S BACKKK

APOLOGIZE

>Alara
OH SHIT.

ALARAFAGS
UNITE

You're so blinded by butthurt you're making shit up.
It means to go missing/lose with contact/avoid a person.
If I don't hear back. THTa's ghost
ALARA!!!!!! SHE BACK NIGGA!!!!

lol

They probably shot this episode before she had to leave. I doubt she's back as a series regular.

>they actually doubted me

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ALARA!

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I TOLD YOU!

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

APOLOGIZE

MY DAD JUST CAME IN HIS PANTS

You mean Super Africa Future

My god that lipstick has me diamonds

SETH DELIVERS

Oh no AU Alara is fucking Lemarr

I wish I could fool Alara with my small package

>it was like she was looking at walking garbage

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Alara Power Facts:

>Alara is back
>I love Alara!
>Alara!

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She's gonna get blacked

>gravity treatments
She DOES still have the space osteoporosis

>gonna

wtf since when does this show have cybermen from doctor who

already happened.

He's already had her and broken her heart

Scene like this always make me question why these advanced civilizations never develop power suits to combat aliens with superior physiology.

Blacked in the future

Did they just walk into an Imperial base on Endor?
Also..
STD begins with pew pew asteroids in a " cinematic" way and Orville does it and it looks less splashy less explode and good.
Dam she's one sexy heveyworlder.

Please let the fucks at FOX wake up and renew

"No!"

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Is most of this left over sets and props from Stargate Atlantis?

Already happened, cucking Ed, cucks everyone.

literally episode 1

So when are they going to meet Isaac

Is this your first episode watching?

Not efficient.

Because Exo Squad was cancelled too soon.

Wow this alien planet sure looks a lot like California!

They don’t have the marching sound effects so it’s not copyright infringement

he was deactivated

So Seth just old whoever wrote his episode's score to make it Star Wars

wat

shouldn't the hyper advanced aliens be on a defensive offensive against the Kaylon since it's a matter of when, not if?

we get it
you like empire

just hide under the event horizon haha

youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8

Weaponry becomes advanced too so it just blasts right through it.

>black hole

This music is the most star wars thing I've heard on television.

So Seth gets to do Star Trek, Star Wars, and Battlestar Galactica in one episode? Plus Interstellar and maybe Dr. Who?

it sounds like star trek + star wars fusion

Wait Kelly should have known about the Gaylon and should have warmed people about them.

I keep thinking in TIE Fighter noises...

This is also more Star Wars than the last 4 Star Wars movies

Just do the EM bullshit they did in the 2 parter

It was the best one

no quantum drive, and yet they just used it?

Buckle up fags, we're going to the Marinara Trench.

>not efficient to have a suit that increases combat ability and durability against monsters
>not using technology to make anti-beam technology or develop material that dampers beam damage

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Dr. Who is shit right now, along with Star Trek so we win.

They'll just create anti-anti beam tech and it becomes a stupid cycle.

Beams are also completely retarded, theyre just showing off at that point.

it came back online

Why haven't they had Bortus or the Moclans yet? I feel like whenever Bortus isn't on screen other characters should be saying "Where's Bortus?" Also Bortus needs a time machine.

I don't get this Lincoln Nautlus commercial, is the guy blind or disabled?

Then they make antianti-beam technology

Mankind is built to evolve we shouldn't let damn aliens get the upper hand over us.

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Probably just had instability.
Shit they covered this when the shuttle drive went down.
Keep up with the program

>limited commercials

>it becomes a stupid cycle.
but that's literally the entire history of weapons development

We're going to find out Bortus has been living on the Orville all this time.

based poochieposter

Unda da sea...Unda da seeeeea...

we’re not getting your local commercials genius

...

>bring Alara back to appease all the virgin fans just to blow her up in the building minutes later

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Toku is shit.
SHIT

some of us are getting stream's commercials.

>Nothing else to do but fuck Klyden
>Made a bunch of kids
>Nobody around to provide corrective surgery

Dibbs on Ariel

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Literally a room from a Stargate ha’tak ship

She had limited time to shoot the season. They probably did her scene in a day.

Well you can look up.

>they'll make anti-anti-beams
>just bend over and take it
That's the type of thinking that destroy civilizations.

seth has been making star trek videos since he was in middle school. he fucking loves the franchise and it shows.

If you're watching The Orville right now, by Japanese definition, you are watching Tokusatsu (aka special effects television and film).

Isaac incoming

quantum drive
quantum encryption codes
quantum dragon dildos

They're going to Best of Both Worlds it and tell them to sleep.

They found Shiver Star?
The Orville takes place before Kirby.

CALLED IT

I would've enjoyed this season more if I wasn't a pathetic incel. All this relationship stuff is totally lost on me.

Just me?

youtube.com/watch?v=VSf0kfaUGHQ

quantum cry more, bitch

YOU DID

In the sight of those who stand with me, and those for whom I would sacrifice my being, I begin the release.
— Bortus[1]
A Ja'loja is an important ritual in Moclan culture celebrated annually during the start of a Moclan's urination cycle. The act is accompanied by the Moclan's closest friends and is succeed by a gala afterward.

THEY KILLED ALL THE FISH
THOSE BASTARDS!

>no moclans this episode
10/10 so far

"How many atmospheres of pressure can this ship handle?"

"Well given that it's a spaceship, I'd say anywhere between 0 and 1."

>using PSI in the future

Fuck fish, who needs em

I DID

Cybermen are at least merciful enough to convert the conquered the Kaylon want to kill all biological life from space.

lot of places that use metric use imperial stuff too

Quantum Computing is a real fucking thing my dude.

BORTUS INCOMING CALLING IT

You're gonna jinx it, fag.

See, even the Union didn't switch over to the metric system.

GET THE PORN VIRUS AND USE IT AS A WEAPON

Don't you dare jinx this.

I CALLED IT AGAIN.

bortus is inside

I take it they were the first to go being they make most of the weaponry the union uses.
I like that this show set that up a few episodes back.

Here is Bortus!

ishi.....muraaaaaa..... *whispers*

HE SAID THE LINE

Guys...
If this show isn’t cancelled, then why did they wreck their only Orville set like this?

Might be Norm.

Based Bortus Bro

Pickling intensifies

He was on the forest planet and he probably died.

I'm getting the band back together

Well, at least Klyden's seemingly dead.

He survived by eating the remains of the others

Well, I'm out.
Thanks, bortusfags.

Literally Punished Bortus.

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ah shit, I missed the beginning

>one set
>wrecked

:thinking:

I feel like a psychic.

Look closely; it's not wrecked. No structural damage. At worst it just got painted over and had some fake dust and rocks added and sets are touched up in between seasons anyways.

too bad it's in this timeline.

It happens all the time on other tv shows. They remake and repaint the sets once the episode is done.

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ahahaha

They did worst to Voyager's set during Year of Hell, hell I think they did worst with the Singing in the Rain scene

So you're saying Bortus is single...

>Moclus was destroyed
The Kaylons might not be all bad.

No really he's never captained a starship

I bear witness to this tragedy

but did the safe space planet survive?
is it now an all female species?

That music.

I hate this meme but Im going to remove that water mark just because fuck who ever watermarks this shit.

probably

It’s not full sized idiot, it’s just a miniature

If there's no damage to the bridge, how did the captain and first officer die.
Also has Bortus ever refereed to Seth and Kelly as Seth and Kelly or just captain and commander Grayson?

Mercer never made a fuss so all the hidden females never made a safe space.
Such is the price of fucking with time.

Would it exist? I thought the Orville crew helped the leader last season.

the score is just incredible for this show

>meters
>miles

I think they're just people who don't necessarily hate The Orville, but the fervour you fuckers have for the show cramming it down everyone's throats that it's REAL Star Trek, when at best it's an acceptable imitation.

HOW DID THE BOTTLES IN THE BAR NOT FALL OVER IN THE CRASH?

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION

>suddenly negress

just as captain and commander

the little alcoves they’re in have extra strong antigrav so they don’t accidentally get knocked over

Proper (not star trek) gravity controls.

She not a molester, her daughter a liar

Kelly looks so much better with the right hair

and exposed cleavage

>cramming it down everyone's throats
Shit posting and taking the piss out of one season of Star Trek isn't cramming it down everyone's throat.
Like you said it's a good "Homage" and understand what made Star Trek "Star Trek".

"Am I a bad person-"
"YES."
"For wanting to keep this timeline?"
"FUCKING DOUBLE YES."

what if it ends with "to be continued..."?

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Seth is truly based

Imagine S3 complete literal retcon, fry the Kaylon and Seth the space pirate.

Obviously the Union was heavily influenced by Canada.
We are stuck in this measurement hell.

Then we'll assume it has a good ending because in Trek the good guys always win.

no
it's the man's fault for making her want it

All the gay alien episodes...never happened...

oh wait thats just Andromeda

>We are stuck in this measurement hell.
it's what happens when you move to metric from imperial in the literal one place in the world it makes no sense to

>Y'know...Gordon's going to have to live with us
This line is hilarious given the real-life stuff

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We got 7 minutes to clean this up

what the fuck is a GEV

Honestly don't know why they give John so many lines

Gigaelectronvolts

because he's the best actor
I believe everything he says whenever he delivers a line

It’s what you get for graduating high school

Graviton Emmiter Vehicle?

WTF THEY JUST BLEW UP THE ONLY ORVILLE

>The ship exploded
THEY'RE ALL DEAD

weren't they moving really fast when they blew up?

His last line was really some lovey dovey shit instead of just kissing her like a chad

wtf they blew up the whole orville the show is definitely cancelled!

Oh, the loss to Galactic Civilization!

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how about telling her how NOT to destroy the earth in case the memory wipe doesn't work again.

>the fate of the galaxy depends on a white man feeling entitled to a date
Ummmmmmm.........

dain bramage

I... I think we're watching the last episode of The Orville

You wish.

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CLARE JUST ERASED HERSELF FROM EXISTENCE.

BUT WAIT, IF THAT TIMELINE DIDN'T EXIST, HOW DID SHE EXIST?!

>Do a mind wipe
>does make sure it worked
I see even the smart people in this universe are incompetent.

RIP

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My mind is full of fuck.

closed dual timeloop

cancel this shit already

Don't say that
At least I got to see a true finale for Gotham, I'd need one for The Orville too

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Well that was one hell of a series finale

btw thanks for the stream link, stream guy

>series finale
fuck you duddy

nigga?

Will she return as a regular next season?

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QUICK

RATE THIS SEASON OF THE ORVILLE WITH A REACTION IMAGE

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They reset timeline three back to the beginning of tineline two.

NOW FIND A WAY TO WATCH IT LEGIMATELY.
PEOPLE WHO WATCH STREAM DON'T COUNT TOWARDS RATINGS.

RATINGS IS WHAT WILL GIVE US A 3RD SEASON.

WATCH IT!
WATCH IT NOW!

Yes, Claire too.

But if that's the case, Timeline one shouldn't have happened and Kelly shouldn't have had any memories of timeline two to erase.

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Only hulu counts unless you literally have a nielson box sitting on your tv

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>113503310

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fox's website counts

Kill me, Pete

DVR IT, OR WATCH IT ON FOX ON DEMAND.

PEOPLE WHO GET SEASON 3s DON'T WHINE, THEY WATCH THE SHOW LEGITIMATELY.

I CANNOT STOP CAPLOCKING, JESUS CHRIST

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Well, I won't be home when it comes on locally, so I'll just leave my television on.

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They don’t need physical boxes anymore. Your smartphone covertly listens to whatever you’re watching

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Sling TV also counts it

FOX is retarded
Futurama had 6 million viewers a week and they still sacked it

Really hope we get more, what a finale.

WE NEED MORE THAN 6 MILLION VIEWERS.
SETH'S CHARISMA CAN ONLY CARRY THE SHOW SO FAR WITH FOX AND DISNEY EXECS.

then I did my part

oy vey remember the 6 million viewers

Fox got moused

The 2nd half of the season didn’t have as many pointless celebrity cameos.....
Bros? Is Seth losing his influence?

>Issac makes an appearance like the asshole he was in the first episode.
>No one comments on it.
Shame

Futurama was also expensive as hell to produce

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In timeline three Kelly is essentially the same as Kelly Prime since the mindwipe worked. It will presumably play out the exact same as timeline onem which will continue after Kelly gets sent back to the past as they assume their mindwipe worked.

Did you see all the space battles? All the money that went to cameos went to the CG.
You're welcome.

Typically a half hour show would justify a 3 million episode budget with that type of viewership, no way in hell was it the 3rd most expensive animated series on broadcast.

I don’t think he paid them with money

So the only difference is timeline 3 is that Kelly has to clean up a broken coffee mug.

seth let them fuck his boy pussy?

You have to pay them with something, you can't just say please these days. We live in a conservative run society, altruism doesn't exist.

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I just want a Mila appearance

I have so many question to ask Seth at a panel and I know the answer is 'I didn't think about that, 'canned joke about community autism'.

There were some great set pieces considering this is supposed to be a parody show.

Man it really sucks that the season finale had to go against the NBA playoffs and the NFL draft. Ratings will probably be ass.

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*ahem*
FUCK SPORTSBALL