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Link from last thread.
So do we know where whores go when they die?
FETCH ME THE WINE STRETCHER
Sandor should have mellowed out by living a comfy commune life with Ian McShane. Killing him was a tragedy.
Don't believe any leaks. HBO isn't giving out episodes, until hours before the episode is meant to air. That's the only reason why last week's episode leaked. Because some cheeky German leaked it as soon as they got the episode. Or, they're retarded, and can't tell time.
But no episode is coming out before Sunday.
Why don't they just fire a bunch of dragon glass arrows at the walkers
Fact: There will be no Azor Ahai, not once did the show mention that name. Arya will kill the Night King and comment on it with a one-liner among the lines of "heh, just one more soul for the faceless god"
Post /got/ webms
bad pussy claimed
Dany will lose her dragons and Jon will stab his sword in her heart and become Azor. They already set this shit up for you wan SHANSHAH said to Dany that Jon loved her. There's your gay "bittersweet" ending.
There's also no reason for Jon to have a Lightbringer when his sword can already kill WWs in one hit, but leave that shit for GRRM to explain.
What did you post the bear loli for.
The actress is 16, imagine, she's legal.
quit lookin' at me with them beady little eyes
Hell.
http bit.do s08e08
welcome
i got some
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Jaime is lightbringer. The sworn sword.
Equity
>What does Cerci want?
Fuck off, 16? Really? But she was supposed to be the queen of bear island :C
She's not 16 until September. Many sites round up.
ayy lmao couldn't they conceal the heels
At least Loras and Renly were nicely costumed.. I give them that.
shhhh... don't let you know who catch wind
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fuck off tranny
Soon brother, can't wait for the bear loli naked scenes.
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azor sneed
baaste
based sam
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Saensa Sahnsa Sanza Senza Suhnsha, little dove
>we want the grey alien audience
Imagine being such a mutt you defend this "literature"
I don't see anything wrong here? I envy him, girls like her or Ciara Horan are there to be used and feed off pure seethe from orbiters.
give me....
give me one...
i want one...
i... need one...
GIVE ME ONE!
I WANT ONE!
I NEED ONE!
I NEED A FUCKING YGRITTE WILDLING GF
ONE WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE LIFE SOUTH OF THE WALL
BUT I'LL TEACH HER
I WANT TO SHOW HER THIS NEW WORLD
I WANT TO BUILD A CABIN WHERE I CAN LIVE WITH HER FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS
FUCKFUCKFUCK WHERE IS SHE?
GIVE ME ONE NOW!
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIOFJAOPIJFISOFJSADIF
Love the giant's arrow shot
Kek
Top kek
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jesus christ this makes me feel so old
it's been a wild ride, fellas
t. started in 2013
Forgot Mirri Maaz Duur, who was killed by Dany because she thought she poisoned Drogo, when in fact the idiot took off her bandage because it burned...like any antiimflammatory... later she said no one is to enter the tent or they might die. Jorah carries her into the tent and she miscarries. It must have been the evil witch!!!
so was ep 3 leaked or not?
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>epresented
great "writing"
Why don't fake spoilers at least try to give us a real bs thing? Literally, not one of them follow a part of the ep description, not one.
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Littlefinger had a very lame ending on the show, but he was a really interesting character. Completely driven by childhood insecurities, and is too insecure and creepy to overcome them. His arc kind of reminds me of this quote:
>Sure. It’s been hopeless for a long time, from the very beginning. You will never represent, Raphael, a young girl’s erotic dream. You have to resign yourself to the inevitable, such things are not for you. It’s already too late, in any case. The sexual failure you’ve known since your adolescence, Raphael, the frustration that has followed you since the age of thirteen, will leave their indelible mark. Even supposing that you might have women in the future - which in all frankness I doubt - this will not be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew. In you the wound is already deep; it will get deeper and deeper. An atrocious, unremitting bitterness will end up gripping your heart. For you there will be neither redemption nor deliverance. That’s how it is.
>why he say bad word
Just remember, that Fitzgerald constantly wrote Should OF Could OF Must OF.
And had no geographical knowledge at all
based and radpilled
Remember when you could see stuff in the show? Look at that scene. It's dark and snowy, and VISIBLE. What happened?
check out this meme
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All right guys, I'm going finally watch episode 2. If I don't come back, I killed myself because I hear it's shit.
nope
Not yet. The link on tpb titled s08e03 is showing screenshots from ep1 or 2
Let's go to the Tower of Joy, it sounds delightful!
Greyworm I don't feel so good....
don't stop
AZOR NIGGER
Good luck, be safe.
MY BOSS HAS WALKED AWAY AND I SEE SOME PEOPLE PRETEND TO BE ME, I HAVE COMPILED LIST THANKS TO COWORKER WHO HAS BETTER TYPING SKILLS AND SHE EXPLAINED BETTER. SHE SAW EPISODE TO HERE YOU GO user.
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Ok fags
Who dies next episode?
Kind of sad that her top search results are articles like "well she could have been Daenerys..."
Since we're nearing the evil/good LotR ending and it seems nothing can redeem this shit show at this point, what would be a /got/-approved ending?
Jesus FUCK
I JUST WANT TO UNLOAD INSIDE MELI/YGRITTE/S1-2 ARYA/BEAR LOLI
IT'S NOT FAIR
nth for Stannis
Sasha Luss would have been a better choice
Thats fake
The mountain kills everyone and becomes king of the 7 kingdoms with Qybern as his friend and sidekick.
that's all i have for now, i can't find my other folders at the moment
Man, I feel kind of bad for Lil Littlefinger. He bought into the whole rags-to-riches hero thing to the point where he got seriously wounded in a duel he never had a hope of winning anyway. He was probably more naive than pre-S1 Sansa at that point
If wights kill Missandei why did your leaked picture show a white walker killing her?
Dany going full mad kween and Jon making her the Nissa Nissa to his Azor Ahai would be satisfying enough for me.
>Around 38 minutes in, little finger theme plays
howling
how much of a triggered incel do you have to be to make this webm
Virus link dont go
Just to remind ourselves, she can take any face she wants, any bodily appearance she wants, yet she chose this.
what the fuck is the littlefinger theme
NOOOOOOOOO
more like a based incel
Wait, hold the fuck on. Is the David Franco here in the opening James Franco's little brother or is it a case of same-name?
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Azor Ahai the pounce that was promised.. Also Margaery fucked the cat
found some more
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Thanks, ESOL leak boy. I don't know if you're fucking with us or not but either way you're doing a good job
Why would Missandei be in a vulnerable position to begin with? Why isn't she in the crypts with the rest?
guess it was her then
>and jew
>are you
Sandor and Sansa reunite, Dany dies. Don't give a fuck about the rest of it at this point
Upload the episode or fuck off faggot
gross
EEERRRRAAHHHH
thats the most blandest and likely D&D ending there is
plebsch
HOW DO I TYPE IN THE PASTEBIN LINKS PLS !
ENHANCE
>this is the average /got/ poster
best one
burr
this, you are no better than a random faggot if you don't got the goods
Because she took the black guy. She is now a watcher on the wall.
censored
FUCKING WHYYYY AHHHHHHHHH
sorry, i am struggling to distinct between them sometime
i hope he is alive
its pastebin user, im just trying to get people information
no, i am telling truth. i wnt to share what i saw. i hope u get a link to show because i dont like getting called lier by other anons :/
the little girl who wants 2 fight is missing, she went to help nd i think greyworm will b angry about it bcause they didnt feel welcomed earlier in ep 1 and 2
im sorry, am atw work. trying to help man
>He won't actually hurt them will he?
>Because some cheeky German leaked it as soon as they got the episode.
I hate that I'm inferior to other krauts.
seething incel
The Night King wanting to go back in time, and preventing himself from becoming the Night King. But by doing so, it erases thousands of years of history. Still, the world is better off, since the big bad Night King never existed, and humans prosper.
everyone dies but jaime who sits the throne
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didn't make it
based
one of the best themes in the whole damn thing
this one pisses me off the most because literally all they had to do was adopt the dialogue DIRECTLY from the book. instead we get le epic dual wielding and "nuh ayn naw itehnds"
fuck off back to facebook nigger
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>what went wrong?
I'm gonna go take ashower. If that episode isn't hand delivered to me on a mega link by the time I get back, I'm calling the jannies.
>the little girl who wants 2 fight is missing, she went to help nd i think greyworm will b angry about it bcause they didnt feel welcomed earlier in ep 1 and 2
Good excuse. But doesn't sound likely. How does Missandei know the girl? Who would even notice the girl is missing? She doesn't have any family. Gilly? So Gilly tells Missandei that the girl is missing, and then Missandei goes to look for her? Seems far fetched.
I EAT JON ITS WHAT I DO
Fuck you guys, she was cute. Kinda felt bad for her though. I'm pretty sure her dad in the books would constantly beat the shit out of her for really small things, so I can only imagine what he did to her after Theon was dropped off. I think she was a virgin before that too so her dad was trying to use that as a bargaining chip to marry her off to some relatively nobody but still someone who could help a little bit with money from time to time to keep his ship afloat, literally.
Or maybe I made that all up, it's been a hot minute since I've read the books and some details have eroded from my mind a bit.
Back in season 1 and 2 they absolutely did 1:1 dialogue and they are the best scenes. Although some invented scenes, mainly expositions of Robert, Jaime, Cersei who didn't have POVs in those books were also very good. I can appreciate DD in those seasons, they did good. I cannot fathom what rode them to become this retarded
nothing
hotter as brunette
Yeah, and Theon lied to her and convinced her he was in love with her, that's why she agreed to have sex with him. It's implied he got her pregnant and bounced
Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.
And who are you
and who are you
and you and you and you
a cute
please anons, how do I get an uncensored version of this? It's very important
Her name is Lauren Summers btw
Who's Stannis? Was he that guy Sansa fed to the dogs??
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this is my last webm but this is a treat for you, a scene from ep 3
idk!
BASED & REDPILLED
R'HOLLOR HUNGERS
Great Gatsby was shit
Based and redpilled
>mentioning Myrcella
Respect.
Melisandre is nissa nissa, not dany.
What does it eat?
wasn't that the king or something in the first episodes?
I still don't get why Dany's diarrhea is a meme.
Riddle me this:
It is claimed that The Prince that was Promised is a mistranslation because valyrian has no gender, but how does that work for Valar Morghulis?
Dany says "but we are not men" when talking to Missandei as if it was a thing
Real leaks pls
then you'll like this
Where do they find all these uggos?
What are the real leaks
George wrote a lot of those original scenes, right? Probably why they didn't suck shit
I DID LEAK FROMWORKx am on phone now
You're not white.
It's not that Valyrian has no concept of gendered words, but that prince in Valyrian is gender neutral, so they have words for man and woman but prince can be either.
How could the little finger theme actually fucking play are you kidding me?
>wanting leaks
Just wait three days plebs
Fact: "Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night" was a 10/10 reply to the question if he is the Sword of the Morning
What's going on here? Why are they all black women? Why are they in an Egyptian-themed room? Why are D&D lurking around in the back?
Why the fuck is GOT a marvel movie now? The dialogue is equivalent to screeching on a chalkboard, is it really that hard to recreate the earlier seasons? The show didnt become popular by appealing to burlington bar plebs
Man as in human, the show quote makes no sense what a surprise
HWO COULD THE FUCKING LITTLE FINGER THEME PLAY I WANT THE REAL FUCKING GAME OF THRONES EPISODE 3 LEAKS
COLONISED
HOW COULD THEY PLAY THE LITTLE FINGGER THEME ARE YOU RUCKING
Probably some got event/party at a bar.
if you were handsomely paid and praised by the vast majority of your audience whether you phoned it in or worked really hard, which would you do?
I thought he only wrote one episode per season?
Makes sense though. Some orginal scenes also reuse lines from later POVs like in feast or dance, especially in the case of Cersei, when she asks Robert if he ever felt something for her.
he cute
freefucks are browsing, hold off with the spoilers for now, will upload some other time
You are the Q user of /got/.
More Lancel, your grace?
No give it now
>current arya is actually waif wearing aryas face
>theon mounts a dragon cock on his crotch and high fives euron over badassery
>Dany becomes a mad queen
>Stannis comes out of the horizon during the dawn of the battle - the prince that was promised
>sealed with dubs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cast him
I not now why but it was when the camera look at sansa
I don't usually defend Cersei but that cunt had it coming
Why does this story make so much ado about who is the best swordsman? Arthur Dayne, Jaime Lannister, Barristan Selmy - who honestly gives a fuck? They're lucky the Japanese don't exist in the Game of Thrones world.
there is no point in time when these fags arent here
/got/ was officially recommended as a top tier discussion thread there and tv as a good board
George is a main of refined tastes
An agreement made between the WW and Jon.
Was it REALLY Rhaegar's horse she married?
D-dabid ....? DABID!
>who gives a shit who the best football player is, I mean come on, they are all just kicking a ball who gives a fuck
Dayne > Selmy > Jaime
On a related note, how good was Ned Stark? He was holding his own with Jaime until one of the spectators stabbed him through the leg with a spear, and everyone makes a big deal out of how Jaime was the best active knight in the 7 Kingdoms
japs were good technicians but the white man is so much bigger and stronger they'd get put down pretty quickly
gatsby is a shit story and a boring as fuck read. i would rather eat the queens fresh shit straight out of her ass than ever read that book again.
>A Spanish royal decree of 1609 specifically directed Spanish commanders in the Pacific ‘not to risk the reputation of our arms and state against Japanese soldier'”.
Giving Up the Gun: Japan’s Reversion to the Sword, 1543-1879: Noel Perrin, p. 35.
>“In Japan, it was necessary for every man to carry a pistol; but the Japanese [with their swords] invariably got the better of every man carrying one, even when he had it in his hand… …I maintain the great fault in our swords is that they will not cut. Use them as much as you like, unless you have them specially sharpened the night before, they are useless. In the cut, our swords are useless in nine cases out of ten. The Japanese use two-handed swords; if we could use them, I should say cut by all means; for they never want a second cut.”
“On Military Equipment,” Journal of the Royal United Service Institution
cited in Swordsmen of the British Empire
OH NO NO NO
agh
Who did it best?
show? ned is able to hold his own against jaime
books? ned is more of a lord than a competent fighter; not bad by any means but nothing noteworthy. any reputation he had rested on the tower of joy, where arthur dayne died
>Distract him with groupies while we burn the series down.
Any lazy shit, speaking from personal experience, can make up good writing with the material they had from feast, dance and piece it together without completely going "original".
The fan service would still be there.
The show post season 3 feels like they found the correct button combination or vibrator setting to hit just the right spot, nothing in between, and are spamming this combo now. Like figuring out the best attack in a game and never changing it up, just the same combo over and over and over. It still works, it does, until you meet a foe that has an immunity to this combo, but in every other instance it works. It rains in money en masse, but some viewers might get bored and your yourself might lose interest in the game because you figured it all out and don't have any challenges any more, no need to try out new stuff, and well....there you have it.
Fan service works > the show only has fan service
stupid smart lines work > the show has no ther dialogue any more
highlighting feminism and belittling men, making genital mutilation jokes, using fuck as the only adjective works. > the show does just that.
baby Mormont was a cool gimmick, a nice easter egg that should have just been that and would please crowds and book readers > fuck that, we completely inflate this easter eggs value and use her constantly
even preston jacobs joked about that
katanas and shit armor wouldnt do shit against an european knight you fucking weeb
the holy tit trinity reigns supreme
Oh yeah he did only write one a season my bad and I haven't gotten around to the main book series yet so I can't say if scenes have been moved around or not. I really need to finish Dunk & Egg
You can't beat 18 year old breasts.
perhaps he warged into her before dying
delicia
Pretty sure George said Jaime was the best natural swordsmen in his series. Ignoring that though, there’s really no reason to put Dayne ahead of Selmy. Fat man already said they’d be ‘equal’ without Dawn being used by Dayne, so as far as skill goes, it’s not Dayne>Selmy. Take into account that Selmy has far more battle experience than Dayne and much better feats, he should be better. Assuming we’re talking Prime Barristan.
And Eddard, at least in the books, was just an average Swordsman. In the show, if Dayne and Selmy are 10s, the. He’s probably like an 8.5 or something like that.
must be why all those shitty boar memes keep getting posted
UMA
dany > bad pussy > witch > *
The same reason you constantly post this stupid image.
God smirkfus tits are just depressing
nothing stupid about it, it's definitely going to happen
it's common knowledge that freefolk steals whatever they can from here, Yea Forums is the mouth of the internet, sadly, or maybe there's morons here who are so dependent on getting internet brownie points that they can't hold back and repost memes on reddit for free karma
A BOAR AHAI
Man as in Mankind, human. Not in gender.
Dany's "but we are women" is a play on words
Give me a hammer, a bucket of crisco and a bottle of champagne and I bet the shit out of those 18 year old tits
GODS NED, I AM ONE WITH THE BOAR NOW!
>666
I'd gently cover her face with that blanket and walk away without saying a word.
i can't stop thinking about that "you're the smartest person i've ever known" line
it just doesn't make any fucking sense, are the writers literally autistic, it's not heartfelt or meaningful and it's certainly not true
Bring her a bowl of boiled eggs.
YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE, DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>Samuel Tarly gets to bang the waif
> Dany > anything
no
shes dead, wrapped in [B]lastic
yikes
cute
Oh fuck I forgot about the eggs.
MOTHER OF BURGERS
Fatborn.
USING THE PICTURE PROVIDED YOU FUCKING PEDANTIC FAGS
IF YOU DON'T THINK HER TITS ARE DAMN NEAR PERFECTION IN THAT PICTURE THEN GO SUCK A DICK
>"Leaks" and spoilers already being posted half a week before the episode comes out
Common bros I just want to browse /got/, go post this shit on reddit or your shitty facebook group.
the leaks were fake. If you want to hear more check out my channel at talking thrones on youtube peace!
>why are they being mean to a grill I'll never even meet? :'(((
seething
the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR is pregnant!
I warned you, Ned, I warned you! The seed is strong!
I'm only offended because they called into question the quality of my judgement in this most sacred of matters, insult the pig that she has become if you wish, but do not deny the aesthetic breasts shown in that image.
He mad
kek
>current year
>unironically being into women and caring about their bodies
>not being gay
What are you, gay?
what's your fav got ytp
youtube.com
Based faggot
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i want to suck on tyenes tits so bad
me in the back right
So is there a leak or what is up with the petyr baelish stuff?
THE SEEEEEEEED IS STROOOONG
I told you so, I TOLD YOU SO!
Wear it in silence, or I shall honour you again!
That's obviously from the yt trailer
i want to suck on Bear Loli's budding mosquito bites
The Night King will raise the dead ones from the Crypts
A headless Ned Stark will attack her and Gendry and kill him, that is why she is running scared inside the Crypts
The attack will be both inside and outside Winterfell
She cute
Coming, Robert?
kek
GODS, SHE'S A SEMEN DEMON NED!
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I DUMPED A LOAD IN THE BACK OF YOUR SISTERS THROAT?
GODS MY SEED IS STRONG NED!
Pls refer to For the leak
Cheers!
Remember what was
theon was such a dick before he got his cuttoff
>ass dimples
I don't want to hear about this Robert. Not at all.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
youtube.com
They do bruh it's called the Jade Empire. They're so far away geographically though it's irrelevant. Literally read a book.
WHY DID SHE CHOOSE TO BECOME A LANDWHALE?!? GODS WHY?!?!
why does everyone in the comments type like a nigger
daddy like
a cute
The gods took her away from me and seven kingdoms couldn't fill the hole she had. Only my cock. Gods, I was strong then, Ned. I could have smashed her head in with my seed. The seed was strong then.
who do you think watches the show
DON'T BE SUCH A CUNT NED, YOU ALWAYS WERE A PRUDE!
GODS, YOUR SISTER WAS THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
SHE LOVED TO RIDE ME NED.
YOU ALWAYS KNEW HOW GREAT SHE WAS ON A HORSE, EVEN FROM YOUNG AGE.
THAT SKILL TRANSLATED TO THE BEDROOM NED!
I BLEW MY LOAD ALL INSIDE OF YOUR SISTER, DEEP IN HER NED!
LISTED TO ME NED, DEEP! IN! YOU! SISTER!
I just want to bust my seven day load in her asshole so bad.
Alalalalala I'm not listening Lalalalalaal My sister was a saint
attack, attack!
YOU CAN TRY NOT TO LISTEN ALL YOU WANT TO, NED!
GOD KNOWS THE GUARDS OUTSIDE OF YOUR SISTERS ROOM DID!
SHE WAS A LOUD ONE, NED!
AND SO WAS I!
YOU EVER SEEN A BOAR FUCK A WOLF IN THE ASS?
but she wears her cleavage the best out of anyone in the show
More cock, your Grace?
she was bringing greyworm a sandwich during the battle.
After the show ends and his From Soft collaboration on a video game, should GRRM move into erotic fiction?
>Give me a chance to defend myself.
>I deserve that!
>*sits back in anticipation*
>ROYCE HELP ME!!!!!!!
Gonna be honest, Tyene > Dany >>> fuck everyone else
Anyone else see the thumbnail as the NK cupping Margaery like those BLACKED memes?
Red witch has the best teets tho
Melly > Bad pusy > missandei > dany > actress > the pancakes I just made > margery
>S7
Missandei says they all believe in Kelly C and follow her willingly.
>S8
This place sucks and is full of white people, let's fuck off as soon as possible.
her ass looks average here. why everyone keeps saying it's huge?
>Arya kills night king
>”more like goodnight, King”
>Jon asks Arya “how’d you kill him!?”
>”I stuck him with the pointy end.”
>bar crowd explodes into treats
imagine thinking 35+year old tits were superior to bad pussy
>clapping at the death stannis
someone should just gas that fucking place already
D&D have made everyone single character forget their past, motivations and any development they've had.
I honest to god think or at least hope it's just a meme. Her ass has never been anything special.
My nigga reek is gonna go down like a bitch isn't he
Imagine liking a big head
Nah the final act of his redemption arc will be to sacrifice himself for someone like Jon or Autismo-wheelman
>every single character gets a redemption arc and ends unambiguously good
If your eyes are fixed on their tits their head doesn't matter
>expecting a virgin to comprehend this
>denying the idea crayons
It's cgi you retard.
It's fucking retarded. The Priestesses are experts in Valryian - are we actually to expect that they fucked up on such a basic thing and don't realize that the person they're searching for could be a woman?
>brown tits
Actually having sex would make you less focused on tits, checkmate virgins.
Neah. It's probably just a unisex word like officer but Kelly C has almost 0 book knowledge because reading is for fags.
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what's that from?
S2 when they arrive at Qarth.