>takes 2 beloved franchises almost exclusively enjoyed by males and turns them into girl power borefests.
Apparently, I'm supposed to be happy about that.
Takes 2 beloved franchises almost exclusively enjoyed by males and turns them into girl power borefests
Hudson Sullivan
Isaiah Diaz
good, fuck manbabies, let women rail these into ground
Luke Harris
KEK CRY MORE MANCHILD
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING KIDS' FRANCHISES ANYWAYS?
Brody Thompson
That's pretty much what I'm hoping for, but 99% of people are sheep and will see the movies anyway.
Brody Barnes
>kids franchises
Jayden Carter
So many kids.
Josiah Harris
Only kids in the audience here boss
William Ortiz
Star Wars and Marvel were always cuckboy shit so it isn't surprising
Easton Perry
Manchildren like you don't count.
Julian Lee
Yup, nothing but kids.
Logan Allen
>girl power borefests
Jace Davis
>195 million people watched the movie in US alone
>"t-they're manchildren, all of them"
The damage control for rat.
Matthew Hughes
dwi nerd and have sex
Andrew Taylor
You forgot the parts about forced diversity, race-mixing and militant SJW-ism
Jeremiah Nguyen
>REEEE WOMEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH MY TOYZ
Dylan Jenkins
this would be true if the toy was warped into a doll
Jack Walker
Are those numbers showing their screen time?
Isaiah Lewis
Disney freed you. As a result of their actions you are less pathetic. Go learn how to create something of your own.
Thomas Phillips
>2009: Disney buys Marvel
>2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
>2018: Disney buys Fox
>2019: Disney buys Paramount
>2022: Disney buys Universal
>2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros
>2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
>2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force
>2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
>2034: Disney buys Microsoft/Google
>2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry in the great Warner War
>2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places
>2038: Disney nukes Hollywood and wins the Great Warner War
>2039: Disney shuts down the internet, killing Amazon and Netflix forever. Disneynet will rise from the Internet’s ashes
>2040: Disney introduces literal Marvel-drones, self-replicating war-robots
>2044: Disney buys the United States of America
>2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney"
>2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada
>2048: PRD unifies the planet with its army of marvel-drones and quip-emitters
>2056: PRD colonizes Mars
>2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
>2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System
>2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
>2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed
>2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
>2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
>2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete
>2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
>2102: PRD begins to exterminate alien species associated as DCfags
>2104: Disney begins the Human Instrumentality Project
>2108: Marvel fans are still hyped for new movies
Zachary Murphy
Embrace your fat loser god, incel, so neutered and stripped of gravitas and nobility that he'll threaten to fly to a kid's house and rip his arms off over a video game.
IT'S SO FUNNY. WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?
Hudson Peterson
On the other hand their live-action remakes aren't bad
Gavin Wilson
There was a bunch of student guys when I saw Endgame, but no groups of girls.
Josiah Torres
Yeah. Based Nebula.
Wyatt Richardson
>Go learn how to create something of your own.
Love the irony
Bentley Thompson
Why aren't you watching films for men? Why are you still watching men in spandex shooting at aliens?
Eli Carter
At least they can never ruin Sneed.