>be me at work
>asshole boss on my ass 24/7
>literally gone suddenly
>QT on front desk gone too but im ok
>half of my co-woker crying and shit
>mfw half of my dick clients gone as well
>mfw this crisis turned out to be based asf
>mfw traffic is smooth as baby's butt
>mfw I have survived
>survived = strong
>chad
>mfw im chad
Pretend you survived finger snap Thread
Elijah Ward
Zachary Foster
i have not seen the movies but is it true that half the universe get wiped? trillions of creatures? and ur telling me HALF of humanity survived that shit? makes no sense unless its specified that the wipe wipes half the population of every race
but if I survived
>check if my nemesis is alive
>he is
>check if sneedposters is alive
>he is
>hm
Nathan Brooks
dr.pavel i have survived
Nathan Scott
>murican education
Every living creature had 50% change to live, dumbass
Gabriel Evans
what's a change to live
James Bennett
>everybody crying
>mfw i got 50% better chance fucking women than b4
>based alien man
Kevin Rodriguez
he did the math
Christian Gray
>mfw this retard survived
nothings changed
Jacob Wood
>mfw i ordered Dominos online for celebration
>mfw all chads or chad's gf are now broken up
>mfw i stayed single
>mfw im immune to their relation fuck ups
kek absolutely based
Julian Peterson
Hoping for a second snap lads
Wyatt Campbell
>second snap
>everyone but me and hitomi tanaka disappears
Lincoln James
>shitposting on Yea Forums
>threads slow down
>half the shrieking polcel retards: gone
>the rest of them suddenly realize that there's bigger shit to be upset about than movies for kids
>board goes back to purposeless light-hearted banter about nonsense in television and movies
>find out a few days later about the snap
Joseph Allen
>make thanos did nothing wrong stickers for my based /pol/ warriors
Matthew Taylor
>feel bad cause some of my family dies
>realize that it's statistically more probable for a redditor to die than anybody on this board
>suddenly feel happier again
Thanks Thanos!
Hunter Walker
>Coroner
>business booming as fuck
>doesn't even need to prep for body
>mfw im cashmoney 24/7
>busy as fuck but not even mad
Sebastian Morgan
>had best friend since we were kids
>hang out literally every day
>continues like that through school and up to now
>he gets married but still hangs out with me a lot
>never really get along with anyone else, not even coworkers, but as long as I've got him I'm happy
>wake up one day and he's totally gone
>his wife disappeared too
Why even live?
Dylan Long
This is a faggy thread
Colton Jones
word on a street is second snap is coming lad
Hunter James
and this faggot survived shieeet
dubs snap please already
Angel Rivera
Most people are Chinese, you natzi fuk! Back to Redit with you!
Logan Wright
>mfw traffic is smooth as baby's butt
the streets would be littered with empty cars
unless he snapped those too, which, btw he really should be because think of all the fucking trash that would be left behind to clean up by the now halved mexican population
Luke Brown
>subreddit /r/mournforthefallen booming
this is why we need second snap
Kevin Morris
>all neighbor on my floor die
>rent is 3 time cheaper
>smooth as fuck traffic
Thanos is based
Parker Evans
>mfw the local taco shop owner gone too
fuck i hate mexicans but damn i miss that taco
Jackson Lee
>pinched on some illegal marijuana selling
>DA disappeared
>Judge claims to wait for another trial
>back up DA also gone too
>case dismissed
guys what is happening
Christian Gonzalez
I cannot relate more to this, i live in sweden and we have these kebabshops everywhere and im 90% sure atleast some of them that I like the most would be gone, thanos ridding me of kebab quite literally but also figurative I hate kebabs but I love kebab.
Noah King
>call local chinese restaurant
>*picks up*
>Meis parace how i can i help
>c..can i get Sesame and Kungpao mixed?
>yeah but my husban gone so you wait 20 minitz moa ok?
>ok..
surprised they still opened
Jose Adams
>powerball pool increased
yall niggas buying lottery?
we literally have better chance winning on this shit
Dylan Peterson
>gf pregnant
>tell her i aint ready for that
>gf tells me thats what all the guys say and it's ok to be scared
>tell her i seriously don't have enough moeny to raise a kid
>she refuses
>mfw she gone
>child support gone
thanos ma nigga
Liam Gutierrez
>wake up
>belch from all the fucking kebab i ate last night
>being hungry looking for more while simoultaensuyl(?) being fucking disgusting with myself and having no appetite
> almost throw up from all the slime(mucus) in my throat
>wait for my girlfriend(fantasy) to asks if im OK
>she got snapped
>atleast I can get some kebab
still the muhammad in the store had the balls to tell me they're out of garlicsauce due to shipment guy snapped
Levi Perry
>amazon package stuck "on arrival"
fuck man i need my spatula asap my burgers aint gonna flip themselves
Gabriel Mitchell
>destroys your business model
Zachary Hill
>some anonymous guy makes me laugh hard
>*snap*
>no more replies on my posts
>no more laughs
>feel a bit sad
>go play some shite game
>insane matchmaking time
>finally find game
guess this day isnt so bad after all
Chase Hernandez
I can't believe not a single fucking Sneedposter got snapped
Jayden Adams
>accidentally got my sister pregnant
>wake up this morning
>she shoots a pile of ash out of her vagina
the perfect crime
Benjamin White
>Finally about to have sex
>She's gone in an instant
>Cry myself to sleep
Kayden Gray
How do you figure that when there's 50% less women as well?
Joseph Parker
So... did the fetus just fall out on the empty street?
Jackson Davis
At this point I'd be happier if we died, the average post on this shithole is beyond retarded where reddit is mostly just attention whoring
Matthew Adams
nigger STFU i just wanna enjoy this moment don't ruin it you fucking faggot
Elijah James
>accidentally
man stfu you knew when you nuttin
Lincoln Adams
>his wife disappeared too
>Why even live?
What did he mean by this?