Pretend you survived finger snap Thread

>be me at work
>asshole boss on my ass 24/7
>literally gone suddenly
>QT on front desk gone too but im ok
>half of my co-woker crying and shit
>mfw half of my dick clients gone as well
>mfw this crisis turned out to be based asf
>mfw traffic is smooth as baby's butt
>mfw I have survived
>survived = strong
>chad
>mfw im chad

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i have not seen the movies but is it true that half the universe get wiped? trillions of creatures? and ur telling me HALF of humanity survived that shit? makes no sense unless its specified that the wipe wipes half the population of every race

but if I survived

>check if my nemesis is alive
>he is
>check if sneedposters is alive
>he is
>hm

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dr.pavel i have survived

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>murican education

Every living creature had 50% change to live, dumbass

what's a change to live

>everybody crying
>mfw i got 50% better chance fucking women than b4
>based alien man

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he did the math

>mfw this retard survived
nothings changed

>mfw i ordered Dominos online for celebration
>mfw all chads or chad's gf are now broken up
>mfw i stayed single
>mfw im immune to their relation fuck ups
kek absolutely based

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Hoping for a second snap lads