Bond will again be called upon to save the world from a shadowy adversary - all in a day's work for 007

>Bond will again be called upon to save the world from a shadowy adversary - all in a day's work for 007.
>At the launch, producer Barbara Broccoli said Bond's attitudes to women would move with the times. "The Me Too movement has had a huge impact - rightfully, thankfully - on society, and these films should reflect that, as everything we do should," she said.
Idris Elba could have prevented this

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Bond will be cucked for the first time. So progressive.

>excuse me m'lady, but do you allow me to kiss you?

Depends if you have a loicense for that

>"The Me Too movement has had a huge impact - rightfully, thankfully - on society
That's true. After the movement, men have become LESS likely to believe women after claims of harassment. They moved the clock back by about 10 years. Good job, feminists.

>James Bond keeps asking for enthusiastic and vocal consent at each initiation of sexual contact with Bond girl, and in the middle of each act asks “do you like this? seriously it’s ok if you I don’t, you can’t tell me to stop whenever”
>Bond girl gets turned off and tells him to fuck off

since we’re ruining everything that was ever good anyway, that would at least be kinda funny

>Bond gets harassed by a horny girl
>horny girl gets metoo'd

The hell is that thing?

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It has moved with the times though. Craig is far less forceful than the old Bonds.

didn't #MeToo just cause men to fuck off and stop hiring women?

Bond gonna hoverhand some bitch

Idris Elba

>be insecure magapede
>anyone brings up 007
>"REE IDRIS ELBA WOKE WE WUZ SPIES N SHIT I BET THE NEXT BOND WILL BE A TRANNY CAUSE THEY HATE WHITE MALES"
every time

Jokes aside, for your own protection you should actually be doing that to a less exaggerated degree

We already solved the black Bond issue years ago
>introduce black actor playing 008 in next film
>make spin-off film about 008
>write 008 exactly the same as you'd write Bond
and like that, the entire issue is solved
it's almost like magic...

They should also make Bond more emotional and less violent in accordance with the times. Bond portrays an outdated stereotype of a male that has no place in modern society. It doesn't matter that he's a secret agent with a license to kill or that he was written to be a certain way by the author. This fictional character needs to change to satisfy the arbitrary whims of society at the moment. This is important.

>>Bond will again be called upon to save the world from a shadowy adversary
lol

>Barbara Broccoli said Bond's attitudes to women would move with the times
Die already, you old hag

Opening scene will be Goldmember tier.
>Pan shot of Jamaican shore line up to Bonds condo.
>Zoom in on Bond standing over the balcony, reminiscing about his MI6 days
>Close up shot of Bonds face smirking.
>"Oi get ha bombacladd ass bac' en ear and finishin' wha' ya' gon' stahed mon."
>Full naked body shot of Bond turning around away from the balcony with a 12" BBC up his ass walking torwards cackneyed Jamaican accent as BBC dildo shakes back and forth slapping Bond's ass cheeks with each step.
Bond has definitely gotten with the times my friends.
Pic related is Bond's new look.

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>Barbara Broccoli

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Uh is she supposed to be a bond girl? Couldn't they at least get one more attractive? Pic related

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>For the first time in history, the Bond girl will be a Bond boy
Sp progressive. Can't wait for the first graphic sodomy scene in a Bond movie. Pushing the boundaries of filmmaking.

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Imagine that thing without makeup, beauty work and "hairdo".
I hope she's a good actress...

>t. onions manlet

wait what? what about his french waifu with the bitch-resting face from the last movie?

Looks like a typical dyke nigger in Jew York City.