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Azor Jon
>anyone doin' a Maccies run?
The prophecy claims that Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt,[7][8] to wake dragons out of stone.[9] This will occur after a long summer when an evil, cold darkness descends upon the world[5] and the red star bleeds.[7] It is said that wielding Lightbringer once again, Azor Ahai will stand against the Others,[5] and deliver the world from darkness.[10]
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In Meereen Ser Barristan Selmy talks to Daenerys about her mother, Rhaella, and father, King Aerys II. He mentions that her grandsire, King Jaehaerys II, commanded that they be wed after the Ghost of High Heart had foretold that The Prince Who Was Promised would be born of their line.
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Chapter 31: Melisandre
What Happens
Melisandre watches the flames and prays to R’hllor to grant her a glimpse of Stannis, who she believes is Azor Ahai. Instead she sees the eyeless faces again, towers crumbling into the sea, shadows shaped like skulls, bodies writhing together, great winged shadows in the sky. She thinks that she needs to see the grey girl on the dying horse, for Jon Snow will expect it of her. She sees a wooden white face with a thousand red eyes, and a boy with a wolf’s face beside him, and knows that the face sees her too. She sees Jon Snow, alternately a man and a wolf, and sees that he is surrounded by skulls; she knows he is in danger, and reflects that unbelievers never listen until it is too late. She is annoyed that she prayed to see Azor Ahai, but only saw Snow instead.
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Jon Snow's dream
>Burning shafts hissed upward, trailing tongues of fire. Scarecrow brothers tumbled down, black clocks ablaze. "Snow," an eagle cried, as foemen scuttled up the ice like spiders. Jon was armored in black ice, but his blade burned red in his hand.
High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most
The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days
And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free
Azor Jaime
GRRM likes to talk tax policies a lot but when will he tackle the wage gap?
First for flawless Scottish rose
dubs decide who dies next
Boring and predictable.
ew
Gets cheated on by Kittles
>emilia a qt
>got to go in work early
Post something to cheer me up /got/
So is the Tyrion = Targ theory officially dead?
Was it a bald eagle that screamed at Jon?
Maario Naharis
>For fucks sake Khalessi, just because you are the mother of dragons doesn't mean you have to eat like one
Based
vocaroo when?
Is she the highest ratio of "hideous accent on show vs beautiful accent IRL"?
I will rape every nigger who doesn't post Azor Jaime
Sansaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
>“No one can fault Lannister on his courage,” Glover said. “When he saw that he was lost, he rallied his retainers and fought his way up the valley, hoping to reach Lord Robb and cut him down. And almost did.”
>“He mislaid his sword in Eddard Karstark’s neck, after he took Torrhen’s hand off and split Daryn Hornwood’s skull open,” Robb said. “All the time he was shouting for me. If they hadn’t tried to stop him—”
> "Brienne remembered her fight with Jaime Lannister in the woods. It had been all that she could do to keep his blade at bay. He was weak from his imprisonment, and chained at the wrists. No knight in the Seven Kingdoms could have stood against him at his full strength, with no chains to hamper him. Jaime had done many wicked things, but the man could fight!" - Brienne of Tarth
>because he's a dude
>not because the line of succession means children inherit before siblings
They can't actually be this stupid
Stannis still lives in the books.
Non-skeletal Ygritte is best girl
*spend 99% of /got/ chomping on this
yeah more like rose SNOOZElie
Have this
>that neck
Maario Naharis
Or this one
Ms. Skeltal is woke-tier
she's english retard
>Stannis still lives in the books.
I love you
there's already a vocaroo floating around but it's as scuffed as you'd imagine
Cersei
ROBERT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS IMAGE
pre-chin Gilly
I'll take em both I'm hardcore
based shansha
you forgot:
>Robert had been stronger than him, to be sure. The White Bull Gerold Hightower as well, in his heyday, and Ser Arthur Dayne. Amongst the living, Greatjon Umber was stronger, Strongboar of Crakehall most likely, both Cleganes for a certainty. The Mountain’s strength was like nothing human. It did not matter. With speed and skill, Jaime could beat them all.
Azor Theon
first character to die in the next episode? taking bets now
someone post a webm of the new title screen before i piss myself
What was going through her head, /got/?
>Rose Eleanor Arbuthnot-Leslie (born 9 February 1987) is a Scottish actress
You got two fucking dragons? Why are you not just going to find the night king and snip him ko?
No amount of dubs can save Theon from what's coming
BOLTONED
Jaime, sweetling, I have known you since you were a babe at Joanna's breast. You smile like Gerion and fight like Tyg and there's some of Kevan in you, else you would not wear that cloak... but Tyrion is Tywin's son, not you. I said so once to your father's face, and he would not speak to me for half a year.
lyanna mormont (hopefully)
>first character to die in the next episode? taking bets now
Grey Worm
ALPHA and CHADpilled
This was done on purpose. She's always suppressed her emotional reactions, and boy did her smile hit me like a gut punch. I teared up, was so happy for her.
Grey Worm.
Solid joy
diddeli doooh, diddickon taarlyyh!
nth for Stannis
>tfw no more comfy arya + hound adventure
Saved, kek
Pod.
>Rose Eleanor Arbuthnot-Leslie (born 9 February 1987) is an English actress
what a downgrade
Bye bye Waifussandei
didn't want to be a knight, because he knows that's a lie, and then when she looks to him again when Jaime tells her to kneel, looking for reassurance that it's not a trick. You could tell she was so afraid of being set up to be made fun of again. Jaime's contemplative look when Tormund says fuck tradition and he'd knight Brienne if he could, realizing that HE COULD. And the MUSIC! So many subtle but telling details, I love everything about this scene.
The icing on the cake is I can tell my friend, who wants to wait until eps 4-5 are out before watching, that I cried in this episode so he thinks someone died.
>tfw no comfy BwB adventure
CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL
Azor Jaime with the Infinity Gold Hand and Lightbringer > Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, with Dawn
EW...
God I fucking hate Sandor so much now, he's become a walking talking reddit post. I hope they kill him off for real this time.
>yfw arya was going to fuck the hound but beric cockblocked her so she went for gendry
This woman is very attractive
nice
Brienne was stabbed through the heart with her own sword. Jamie stabs her through the heart again with his sword. Oathkeeper and Widow's wail fuse into Lightbringer. Jamie picks it up with his animated golden hand. Epic turn of the battle ensues.
CAREFUL BOBBY, CAREFUL
they won't get rid of the darkies
So what is this about kit harrington cheating?
It's amazing how much they have fladerized the characters at this point. It's like they are walking parodies of their former selves
>kill woman of color
Never in a 1,00 years, and I have the truth of it.
source? she looks hot as balls here
I would say he fits here more. He just wants this shit to end
When does Cersei issue her Nero decree?
I burst out in tears when he said 'you don't need a king'. It's not just her, it's Dunk. GRRM did confirm she's his descendant and it's like... his entire story and his honor, and her honor, and all... the truth of a true knight regardless of title is in the heart. She was always a knight.
is this quote real?
>he thinks that DEX > STR
Remember when GoT was kino?
First for The Elephant Kraken King
yes
arya is a midget who's never actually been in the swordfight, jaime is a large man who could 1v1 the equivalent of the mountain at the age of 15, he has both STR and DEX
I think so, she has definitely talked about liking the scene.
I wonder, what would filming it involve? Bending over the bed and crying with a camera in her face?
Roguelets, when will they EVER LEARN.
>old murdering alcoholic missing half a face
>both the Stark girls still want your dick
Based Sandy
Anyone else want to watch an animated version of Robert's rebellion?
I remember this monday, yes
>balls
>hot
When it's all over
Will we ever find out why Iorveth was shafted in TW3?
Rather a version of the Greyjoy rebellion and how they get dabbed on by people who call a spade a spade instead of "the iron price".
Now that her character arc is complete she’ll die the next episode
GRRM
Budget ran out.
>Rather a version of the Greyjoy rebellion and how they get dabbed on by people who call a spade a spade instead of "the iron price".
That would also be pretty cool.
IT HURTS
Would he have fucked Arya if Beric handn't showed up
Remember, this is canon:
Arya > Brienne > Jaime
>Jon Snow is up in that
>working towards it her whole life
>literally for the majority of her life she believed her brother was the rightful heir
What's your favorite execution in the series? I'll start
youtu.be
if d&d were writing me i'd try to neck myself too
As you wish, mylord.
yeah I guess it's sorta BS that the guy with one hand might have trouble against other skilled fighters
BASED
BOOKFAGS FUCKING FINISHED
>Young Thoros, Jorah, Jaime and Ned fighting together against the Ironcunts
That would be kino as hell
Most gorgeous woman they've on the show. Fact.
It would just be better off if all of this is just in bran's head, turns out he fell off the tower himself and just imagined Jaimie pushing him and none of this shit ever happened.
Why would he want to, she looks like a goblin
fat dany
Myrcella and Myranda weren't so bad either. Myrcella for the cute purity, Myranda for the hot sadistic sex.
why do people always act like Dayne was a speedfag when Jaime puts him up with the roiders?
fuck this shit earth
When he wakes up, he looks around the room and sees a dragon toy and an night king toy in the corner.
“So that’s where those ideas came from...”
Camera pans to dragon.
Dragon toy winks.
Screen black, “who are you”
*dabs on bookfags*
Written by David Benioff and D. B. Weiss
Dayne was a paragon. He had everything for him. Perfect knight. Fact!
I missed when we used to bully showfags instead of the other way around
I fucking hate huskies and I'm so glad so many morons are getting huskies and then realizing how shit they are as pets. youtube.com
She's supposed to be attractive according to in-universe Gemdry and Hotpie
Theon
Our day will come brother
The debt will be paid in full
Once Gurm has stannis btfo ramsay and littlefinger not getting dabbed on by kids even showfags won't be able to deny book superiority
Beric
Based Gendry and Hot Pie
First for a right cunt.
This will never happen. But I can’t help but put hope in it.
>"Oi m8, fancy a quick shag?"
You can't kill a fire wight
Choco milk
I agree, but why the fuck would you team up with PETA?
Stealth Night King supporter?
Because PETA protects rescue dogs and makes sure nothing bad happens to them.
there are seasons dedicated to daenerys summoning up the dothraki army, yet isn't it a waste now that they are not fit for the climate of the north? they're practically useless.
>being this mad at a wee girl having a bit of banter
You deserve to get dabbed on
wew
>bastard retard
>chunky retard
Sandor's smarter than that
"Cor! That's a biggun', Gendry me lad."
Why does he have a nose?
We're on the same boat, niggers.
guess I'm the only one who noticed she's ugly as sin
>teleports behind Dayne
user I...
fucking kek
It'd be hilarious if she insists on fighting and in the first ten seconds an undead giant kicks her into the castle walls
>they're practically useless
Unless Gendry's Industrial Forge (TM) was able to equip them with obsidian arrows produced at warp speed
Post characters that are literally (You)
It's true
> Look Left
> A White Knight approaches.
> ?
Swamp boy is based as fuck
You have absolutely shit tier taste or are gay as fuck
>dat bone structure
She went straight from having no chin at all to having 2 of them. Major overcompensation.
Downie Tay-Tay
GW will die protecting those kids that fled Missie, bit the first to die will be Theon. Gendry will also probably die
Why does Dany call Drogo a rapist one time, and a trustworthy, tall man she loved the next time?
Why did she have her brother killed, but speaks fondly of him at Jaime's arrival?
Why does she say the war against the White Walkers is "Jon's war" despite it being absolutely everyone's war?
Horsefuckers are actually pretty adept in the cold. The steppes get fucking freezing in winter even quite far south
>implying everyone in this thread isn't Fat Walda
No she isn't.
>this is supposed to be lyanna's lookalike
did lyanna look like an emotionless midget goblinface as well?
>dab on incels and style on white walkers
Based and feminismpilled
because the writing is shit how have you not noticed this
>Projection: the post
So what is Cersei's "brilliant" plan to survive when this battle is over and whoever wins comes for her?
>Why does Dany call Drogo a rapist one time, and a trustworthy, tall man she loved the next time?
To manipulate Jon into giving her the Norf
>Why did she have her brother killed, but speaks fondly of him at Jaime's arrival?
To manipulate Jon and Sansa into killing Jaime
>Why does she say the war against the White Walkers is "Jon's war" despite it being absolutely everyone's war?
To manipulate Sansa into giving her the Norf
To be fair, last time they flew the dragon around the whites, it got yote and died remember
TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN
Some can identify with Jorah
Drogo had him killed. It's not like Dany saying anything will change the fact that he threatened the Khal, his wife and unborn child in front of everyone while waving a weapon around.
examples ? I haven't watched for a few seasons but I'm curious to see
Except were not. The show is getting an ending while the books stays unfinished.
PLUNGE YOUR LIGHTBRINGER INSIDE ME, DRAGON MAN
she's really only 15? maybe 14 when filming? thought she was much younger
Wine and Elephants
grab some explosives like wildfire
throw them off the dragons from very high up
???
You win
Blow up everything but the Red Keep and if that doesn't work flee somewhere else.
Because she's insane.
Dany becoming the villain she was always going to become when?
WILDFIRING THIS CITY
>reading a Daenerys chapter
The writing is so fucking bad it broke my brain and can't answer this shit.
what was his problem?
HHRUUUAAHHHH
queen of the mankind! gimmi milk!
>Olly killed this
Fuck Olly
You sure about that?
Five straight minutes of an Ice Giant using a stalagmite to pound her down to a thin red film.
I'd have a larf.
I want a mini-series about Tyrion and Bronn traveling through the Vale, meeting Pod and living their days in King's Landing right up to Blackwater.
Show and books don't fucking matter, only the esoteric pussykiller gang.
with no survivors
why are you so happy that this shit fucking show will have a shit fucking ending? why do you enjoy it when things are terrible?
Yes and no, I'm guessing the tv show might pay a little lip service but not actually outright say it.
appearance wise because the show didn't do a good job of portraying what the character is like
>flee somewhere else.
That's what I would have done probably the second I herd of the night king. Go to some island way off the way like Summer Islands and live my days as a king among natives.
Can Jaime join?
"I have a penis"
pure kino
It's Always Sunny except one of them is a midget
Prime
literally me trying to get through feast
>all this Jaime hype for him to die in episode 3, only to have his face taken from him by Arya who will use it to kill Cersei at the end
i pity all the jaimefags
genuinely more pathethic than stannisfags
Literally
>Bronn, Pod, Tyrion and Jaime living zany adventures in a fun non-canon spinoff
Would watch/read it
>Her best known role before GoT was a 15-year-old girl who has an affair with a married psychopath
Really makes you think huh
I'd fuck her, you can't say you wouldn't fuck her
a red smile
How much taller is devito than dinklage?
i hope this is a pasta, otherwise you're a fucking faggot
cringe
Look at her. What's good looking about that?
STOP
By what measure does a starkshitter pity a lion?
>tall
>retarded
>enjoys insulting children
>my sides
I am unironically autistic, egoistic and psychopathic enough to finish the books if remainders of WW get published posthumously.
For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'.
What is he then aside from an honorable knight-dude who's good at fighting?
>>Burning shafts hissed upward, trailing tongues of fire. Scarecrow brothers tumbled down, black clocks ablaze. "Snow," an eagle cried, as foemen scuttled up the ice like spiders. Jon was armored in black ice, but his blade burned red in his hand.
so does someone give him euron's armor eventually?
I wouldn't because I'm easily intimidated by women
Danny Devito is only half a foot taller than Peter Dinklage.
>He's a dane that use to only do comedy shit
now he have been in got
Jon’s been through just as much shit as she has
>tfw this season is nothing but fanservice
This image
>black ice
He could just be riding a dragon. They're cold blooded and black.
>non-canon
Or so it would seem.
At least she has a sense of humor.
SIMPLE-MINDED*, NOT RETARDED
But muh strong woman
>Daenerys will never snap once and for all at Jon as her dreams of the Iron Throne are destroyed
Has he already escaped to an island off of Westeros?
Bran is the final antagonist.
This
>feeling any sort of allegiance toward memehouses
>nothing but fanservice
Amd devilish so.
>eyes
>bone structure
>angled, feminine features
>high contrasting lips and skin
Nigga u gay
That's what the Ironborn wanted to do before Theon BTFO the fat guy with the ancient combat art of "getting the shit kicked out of you until your opponent collapes of heart failure."
>i learned how to die a long time ago
What happened to Great Job Umber?
>Didnt choose this life, it was forced on me
>Sub Zero and Mr Freeze wish they could make snow cones like me
>Thousands of loyal friends and followers
>Got a strong enough arm to 1 hit KO a dragon a mile out.
>Even got my own dragon now, his name is Articuno
>Looking back, it's been pretty chill
>Somehow a human woman will defeat me in armed combat
Check Em
jaimefags and stannisfags are the most based though
Anyone, including this bitch, who thinks that white walkers cannot into water need to remember that they walked under water Land of the Dead style to retrieve the dragon corpse.
Nope.
jon's been through far more shit than she has
this
What about Theonfags?
Perfect
I think those were just left there and written off as the cost of raising the dragon.
but womens are better leader sweetie pie mm mm mmmh!
>having wights go under water to chain a dragon so that they can then pull him up
>not simply lifting your hands like in hardhome and have the dragon smash through the ice like a fucking boss and flying away, roaring in blue fire
Embarassing.
Theon deserves a hug. His fags are compassionate people.
If jon starts riding a dragon around with a flaming sword and comets appearing to mark his Chosen One status, this show has jumped the shark.
Literal faggots
people are overrating the speed aspect here. its more thaat he is incredibly talented with a sword, also i sincerely doubt he could have bested Arthur Dual' Wieldin Dayne
>Great Job Umber
He jobbed
Yes.
Did they get back?
Also, physics still apply to them. They can't walk under the sea because the weight of the water would just crush them.
A dragon needed a more personal touch.
>Lyanna didn't want to mary Bobby because he would be unfaithful to her
>she falls for a married man instead
In the episode you could see some walking up out of the water along with the chains tho
She won't be first, but i'm betting she'll die instead of Grey Worm. She'll never see her homeland again and grey worm will have to stay in Westeros
Theon is filler incarnate
i don't think he could beat arthur dayne or barristan in their primes, but everyone else is a no-brainer, at least in the books
>fine being a homewrecker
>doesn't want to be homewrecked
Some girls are like that
>better to cuck than be cucked
Scottish Tory Rose
Winterfell is absolutely miniscule.
Remind me again why the Starks have been able to hold power for 1000 years?
fucking roasties
>not planting your sword into the ice to awaken it
THE GREATEST VICTORY, NIGHT KING, IS STIRRING THE HEART OF YOUR PEOPLE
looks like a man in every way
He believes he can hold out in Deepwood Motte on his own.
He's angry because Jon succumbed to Dany and his delusions about da-king-in-da-norf were destroyed.
House Stark is dead.
Glovers will be excellent wights
What would Yea Forums produce as a director's cut of the entire run to undo the decline of the show?
ded ded ded zozzle
Either NK can figure out how boats work or they don't follow the same laws of physics in a world of fucking night kings and shadow assassin's
I think Daynes casting was pretty great
Wether or not the scene he was in was good is another question, but i can totally see and hear Arthur in him
Then everyone's fucked.
what are all the tents outside the castle??
real starks were ruthless psycopaths
honor bullshit from vale ruined current stark generation
based
>jaimefags
>stannisfags
>theonfags
>CIAfags
>robertfags
>worshippers of the tit trinity
>muh tradition
just stop thinking about it user, they're Northmen
they are honorable and they value tradition
because the North if harsh and snowy and that's not a cliche at all
stop thinking about it
>openly being a Tory
Ballsy desu.
What am I supposed to be looking at here? Grey Worm Azor Ahai?
>worshippers of the tit trinity
>Tit Trinity
Pics pls
who the FUCK controls the Twins???
>So many subtle but telling details,
Like what? List 5. :)
who wanted to leave the norf?
Looks like a woman who's not fat and doesn't have shit bone structure in every way.
fuck my coffee!
Based.
Man, I loved adopted sandwhich child Theon.
Show Died at the red wedding
Books Was taken prisoner after the red wedding and Whoresbane and Smalljon are now hoping to liberate him, fighting for Boltons/Stannis
In the books he's held prisoner by the Freys after the Red Wedding. In the show it's not mentioned but I'd assume dead at the red wedding.
Bow down you shits
Is that actually her
>tit trinity
GOATisandre / Ros / Tyene Sand?
He looks like an Indian guy that is surprised his arranged marriage is with a woman that actually has more than 5 teeth and clean hair and can't believe his luck and is sure there has to be a catch.
who the fuck controls VALE
who the fuck controls DORNE
who the fuck controls STORMLANDS
who the fuck controls REACH
who the fuck controls RIVERLANDS
>Bow down you shits
Ok
>What is this? A keep for ants?
giana sisters.
Yes ma'am.
>they're Northmen they are honorable and they value tradition
That's a Vale trait, the Knights of the Vale are the honorable Knights of the Round Table archetype, Northerners have always been a might makes right type deal. Ned was raised by a Vale lord and takes after Jon Arryn more than his berserker father or brother.
Wintertown or maybe where the soldiers sleep.
Don't forget that she could literally have prevented war by writing a letter to Winterfell saying "I'm fine"
Brandon and Rickard wouldn't have been killed, the North would still be mad, but wouldn't go to war, Robert would be angry but not enough for war, especially since he would be alone and because his wife ran away instead of being kidnapped. He would most likely demand a duel against Rhaegar for Lyannas hand, but that would've been it.
But noooo, Lyanna was far too busy cheating on Robert by getting her cheeks clapped by Rhaegar 24/7 at the Tower of Joy
Based daddy ice
Brienne
kek, ribbit called it, missandei will bite the dust and grey worm will seethe over it, maybe spread her ashes on the beaches she wanted to see
SHARE YOU FUCK
characters in game of thrones/asoiaf are genuinely too fucking shallow for me to be able to identify with them
it's ridiculous how people think there's any good character development going on
>besting gregor
Could he really? Gregor's sword has more range, he carries a shield, tough as fuck armor and any punch or elbow is gonna fuck jaime up
desu brandon was a retard and that got him killed in the first place. southron values give them time to think and not act like a nigger the moment something goes wrong
FETCH THE DAMN LEAKS
>who the fuck controls VALE
>who the fuck controls DORNE
>who the fuck controls STORMLANDS
>who the fuck controls REACH
>who the fuck controls RIVERLANDS
The wuuuuuuuuuuuut?
New thread
wanna give us the source, or even better, the entire episode?
Replace Aaayyylmao with Ros and you have a deal
What leaks does this confirm
>MUH HONOR
he was already able to hold his own against the smiling knight at the age of 15. the smiling knight was basically the mountain but scarier
Based
>inb4 people think NK can't invade Essos due to water/heat
#1 they can walk underwater and if the water is too deep they can learn to use boats. NK is obviously sentient.
#2 Heat. We've seen NK walk through fire, currently burning flames, on his way to a target. Actually temporarily extinguishing it.
Either insignificant power struggles or local barons
no fucking way
he literally does the eagle maneuvre (flies and then raises the dead in essos)
We need Liam to negotiate with D&D, to extend the length of the show.
There is no situation so stale that Ser Davos couldn't solve.
she burns and he has a legit seethe look on his face
this was posted to a now dead mega, good episode tho quite a few deaths
Dead mega now
Can’t
Missy Elliot dies
Except much smaller and not as strong and with no shield or strong armor
c'mon son, give us the rundown
>There is no situation so stale that Ser Davos couldn't solve.
Getting Stannis into the throne? Protecting his sons?