He won

Isn't he already near broke?
He's 55. What more does he have left to lose?

>talking marriage
I have zero sympathy for these cancerous dumb motherfuckers.

I don't understand this culture of marrying your current squeeze on a whim then, divorcing her a year later and allowing her to take half of your assets.

>russian go-go dancer
Any more pics? I know she has an instagram

We need a name to check if she is a gold digger or not

What is it with these dumb celebrities going through 10 marriages with people they barely fucking know after getting fucked out of money every single tine

Polina Glen

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What a fucking idiot. I feel no sympathy.

this

i forget who he was married to, is her butt easily hurt? i want to see the outrage

>to check if she is a gold digger or not
She's a 30 year old dancer.

>russian go-go dancer

Uh oh

It's called royalties. Plus all he'd have to do is sell a couple of mansions. He'll never go broke.

one of the faggot pythons was married and divorced 4 times so he pays 4 alimony's
men are so retarded

Maybe he likes losing his money and the challenge of rebuilding his wealth?

she's in her 20s.

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>visited Europe, wearing all that expensive clothes and having all these photo shoots

I doubt she's just a dancer.

My reading comprehension has gone to shit.

these fags from the late 80's are the biggest morons. Still trying to live the rock lifestyle. Depp and Cage in particular

>marrying a russian golddigger
And history repeats itself

Is that her? Not terribly impressive desu.

Based and yagpilled

>marrying a
>marrying a 20 yo
>marrying an eastern european
>marrying a woman with a small fraction of your net worth
he needs a fucking exorcism, or the court needs to appoint a guardian, these are not the actions of a healthy mind

Lmao, Amber made little basedboy Johnny seeth

BASED

kek

Johnny Cage went on to have a wife and daughter though

Gold digger literally

youtube.com/watch?v=CQcQ1V9rjOo&t=1m31s

Based incel

It boggles my mind that these celebs are this retarded. I mean sure she is hot, but fucks sake why does he have to marry her? Why not just fuck her until he gets bored and move on without giving her money?

At this point he deservers what's coming to him

at 1:30
lmao

I'm ugly so I know what looks good.

>russia
>eastern europe
I'm glad ameritards will be culled as a side effect of race mixing

She is already starting to enter babuska territory.

This

It's pure ego. Just like bragging about how much money you've spent on wine when you're literally on the verge of bankruptcy. All he has is the image of playboy millionaire. He also used to be considered a sex symbol and now he's a gross old wino.

>some dancer whore showing nips on IG
fuck him, dumb asshole doesnt learn

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bitches love Jack sparrow

She looks like a literal fuckdoll

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if you're going to marry a russian at least get one thats waifu material

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What a fucking idiot.

He's getting what he deserves now.

DON'T MARRY THEM JOHNNY...THEY WILL TAKE ALL OF YOUR MONEY. YOU FUCKING MORON.

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based

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well she can't be a gold digger

Yes, i'm sure she's marrying him for a role he hasn't been relevant for in ten years.

How many times must a man fuck up before he learns? How many times?

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lmao she looks so pissed
"wtf is that weeb shit?! W T F"

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She is not that amazing to be honest. Don't get me wrong i'd fuck her till my dick is sore, but you can easily get a Russian escort who is hotter than her and fuck without marrying them and giving them half your shit.

What is Johnnt thinking here?

She wouldn't even be able to afford pancakes if she didn't fuck for money, women who look that good cant even keep a job.

Impulsive but soft personality. A lot of the weirder Hollywood actors have them. Nic Cage is in the same boat. They'll get married to these kinds of girls on a whim for the same reason they'll often choose more unusual or risky projects to star in.

He’s impulsive and acts on a whim.

That's a downgrade from Amber though.

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Ah Jesus CHRIST Johnny. Jesus CHRIST.

Now this russian whore called her parents and screamed, "JACKPOT!!!! EVERYONE IS COMING TO AMERICA NOW!!!"

Fuck you Depp. You deserve what's coming next.

Depp probably just gets lonely easily and constantly needs companionship. He should spend 2 weeks with Dicaprio on his yacht, that'd set him straight

>Thinking

I'm impulsive but you don't see me marrying some russian chick, I just masturbate to one, webm related

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she had some ass posts on her instagram as well as more slutty pics but they're deleted.
trying to find some vids now.

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*tranny alert sirens*

Dafuq sparrow, you don't need to marry those sluts, just do as Leo D.

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She seems nice

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ya why can't Leo hook him up?

Only recently, the guy was engaged a lot of times he used to work these hoes.
>I'll only do anal if we're married Johnny
>Would you marry me hoe?
After the anal sex he'd just say
>Oh I changed my mind soz lol
The guy was a master.

Are go-go dancers still a thing?

doing gods work m'boy

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I hate this modern type of dancing, its like a primate mating ritual

Sounds like he didn't think about it rationally

If he ever gets married, hes gonna pull a clooney, getting some qt wife when you're bored of fucking braindead models.

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thats because its negro influenced.
watch this.

see the resemblance?

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hes a devoted christian

he needs to marry before he can bang

doesn't that only count if the person you are marrying is also a christian?

Really bad taste

like some low quality break dance trying to be sexy, but looks dumb

How does Clooney always have perfect hair goddamn

What's the point of marrying her so she can take his money? Why not just live with her.

fucking lol

genetics, a really low % of men retain that amount of hair with age

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don't even live with her

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yeah I do, unironically it seems thats what females are into

Dancing is a mating ritual, fag. If you ever danced with a girl and didn't get to fuck her after, then you failed.

yeah canada is irrelevant that shit dont fly in trumpland

>Russian go-go dancer
Gg bro
This

fucks sakes johnny, why are you doing this to yourself

I keked

Yes it does. My aunt and her boyfriend are common law married. It's 10 years here in Florida

Reverse battered wife syndrome I guess

>Quebec is the only province that doesn't recognize common-law relationships.
Une criss de bonne nouvelle!

fpbp

yes but theres a thing called modesty and decency
dry humping is not a dance

pls, where do i find more videos of this?

>Russia isn’t in eastern europe
My great grandpa landed C-54s at Tempelhof. The old mayor of my town saw Urals from space on Apollo 17. Don’t ever fucking lecture me again on the borders of eastern europe again. I know what I’m talking about. And learn your local geography while you are at it faggot, I was in Antwerp and Brussels recently but felt like I was in fucking Mogadishu. Utterly disgusting

she looks like amber

it's like she's being catapulted head first straight into a wall, but hasn't quite hit it yet

>1.Males are only eligible for 3 marriages total
>2.Females are only eligible 1 marriage total
>3.Any conception outside of wedlock will be terminated at the Females expense $10,000
>4.More than 2 terminations will result in the females being neutered and branded on the back of the hand.
boom fixed

WE

/thread

FPBP, based and extremely redpilled.

t. I show exactly why I'm an incel by pretending to have standards

virgin

>Russia
Heard was nothing. You haven't had your life destroyed by a woman until you've been scammed by a russian girl looking for a green card.

The fuck is this? Go Go used to be sexy. youtu.be/T0Wwycz4qMQ

You mean stay in the closet?

>t. leaf roastie

>johnny depp
>russian go-go dancer
wtf do they even talk about?

jesus christ you have to be on drugs to like that music

why does this old man have better hair than me at 23?
:'(

trump and putin

these type of guys HAVE to be married. my uncle is like this on his 3rd wife. makes no fucking sense probably needs that for emotional support reasons

Well yes, that's the point. Have you never tried MDMA or cocaine?

How long until dick suck o'clock

literally the only reason is when he comes home from work he can shout out 'honey, i'm home"

>t. roastie

from doing what? Spending money on shit?

have sex

prolly for the same reason multimillionaires marry: taxes

kek'd. I'm at Level Trump

I'm not a millionaire but I've though of marrying for the tax breaks. Hell, you can even count a live in girlfriend as a dependent on your taxes if she makes less than $4.5k a year.

Newfag didn't know that the weeb shit made her popular.
youtube.com/watch?v=kCMDBqHa78Y

WHERE'S MY PROSECUTIE GF

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based knows the tax code user. My fiancé made $4700 last year doing fuck allas a teaching assistant while working on a grad degree; and I could almost claim her as dependent even though her parents pay for all her shit (they don’t claim her)
She picked up two sessions and it cost me like $700

stop lying, that can't be true

>"a grownup woman should be pleased to be a meme and the waifu of weebs!!"
that's why you're still a virgin

>only one year of cohabiting
lel what a cucked nation, even my commie shithole demands at least 10 years

Theres easier ways to admit youre a virgin than this, son.

I unironically hate women.

Yup

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Nice tits.

I guarantee Heard is more attractive than whoever the fuck that is

>tfw no big titted russian gf

Skip to 1:18
efukt.com/20969_Lonely_Arab_REALLY_Wants_Free_Head_.html

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Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Russian women are absolutely ruthless, she is gonna eat him alive

>Quebec is the only province that doesn't recognize common-law relationships.
based frenchmen. secession when??
>we shall call her 'France Deux' hon hon hon

Why does he look more and more like the lost Bogdanov brother?
QRD?

Mongolian rape genes are strong

have sex

>babuska
DANCE KINO

youtube.com/watch?v=j7IIAf0Bats

Y I K E S

efukt never fails to disappoint

Marriage is a scam backed by the state, and many men do it becuase they are being bitched by their women into s raw deal that has a 56% chance of fucking them over while the bitch basically lives off of it with no consequences

Fuck that, and fuck relationships desu. They are overrated and perpetuated by insecure people that drive people into making irrational decisions becuase they feel like they won’t be socially accepted otherwise. It’s pushing people into becoming the perfect people pleasers and corporate consumers who’ll spend endless amounts of cash just to please a chick

Meanwhile all a chick has to do is sit there and blog all day, eat like shit and watch Netflix all day while trying to constantly be the center of attention and basically fucking everything up

I never met a married man that wasn’t secretly in pain but pretending not to be

He should've talked about this with Mel Gibson first...

she took the bong call

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Most men are incapable of learning. At least men like him serve as an example to other men not to be this stupid

Just a typical ghetto whore. You'd think one would be able to do better being a millionaire and internationally famous. I guess not.

>revealing your power level
oh no...

>”I’ll take the ‘Picasso’ painting filter please!
Damn, when I was in high school I worked a job at a high end restaurant and “instagram influencers” would always cause the biggest waste of food and biggest nuisance
It red pilled me hard and made me realize how castrated and full of shit reddit was everytime they censored me

That's what dancing evolved from you retard. The entire courtship is a culture-based ritual people do to get to the mating.

This.

Deep don't like women with fat ass
dafuckisthatshit?

And now it’s de-evolving back to its archaic roots thanks to enablers like you

he took the findompill

It’s profitable and there’s going to be plenty of simps and cucks that bend to social pressure over their own rationality that will keep enforcing it.

no wonder they fear incels

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is this the female version of gigachad??

I’d say incels are maybe 30% of those that are redpilled on this. The rest were people that likely slayed or have some experience with women to realize how they actually are; at the very least they looked at how stupid it is to get married with how often they fail and hard the state goes against men

It won’t stop the cucks from using that term however

fpbp

current divorce rates globally are around 70%
>no one stays married forever and it always ends with the woman taking half of everything u own

Not only that, you have to fulfill high standards just to pass her stupid fucking tests; and she has literally nothing to provide except a used up pussy that society will try forcing you to abandon your self respect and unconditionally accept with no questions, while she also will probably cheat anyways

Depp can afford as many marriages and divorces as he wants, though. He's loaded.

very good point user. the little tests women pull on you is sickening. ive lived thru too much of that shit.

holy shit lmfao

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>”depp can just keep going through abuse and waste large amounts of earned money, just becuase”
Bruh

Lmao she looks mad as hell.

whats the context of the clip? didnt look mad to me

>Yes, I am going to see Marvel Avengers Endgame. How could you tell?

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god, I wish I could be rich enough to be a decrepit old man and get women 30 years younger than me

google "mario 64 bowser fight"

Why is he talking about marriage again?!!? JOHNNY NO

dump her

look at those tits jfc.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y7loBPuRjVo

>Isn't he already near broke?
no. this is known as creative accounting. You hide all your money in trusts and other such legal structures so that bitches can't touch it.

>red alert hell march starts playing

>russian go-go dancer

I've dated a russian girl for over a month. Trust me, he didn't win shit.

>marriage

GOOD
O
Y
I
M

have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=wIixyOoqgBA

>he's a devoted christian

no he's a brainwashed boomer

ayy lmao

dude is the male equivalent of the 29y old women that is feeling the wall aproaching and tries to tie down a man real quick

she's a single mother lmao

>Johnny Cage

mk joke?

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Agreed, her knees are too sharp - play on girl

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>Russian dancer
Oh no, it will be even worse this time. She will move all her family to USA.

>Polina
Her name is a red flag. This guy doesn't want to learn

What is wrong with name?

Nobody is safe from the vagoo witchcraft
Not even top worldwide chads like Jonny, who fucked prime pic related
It's like an epidemy, although it may have to do with drug consumption and keto

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think Jessica, but into astrology

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>blonde sherilyn

he got worst version

Just imagine the sex
A woman to literally go crazy

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Ask our president.

not in oklahoma dude. If she gets her mail sent to your house you're married

Clooney wrecked his back filming some movie years ago, he knew his fuck machine days were over and settled on a pretty crutch to help him toddle around.

poor johnny. he's a good boy that wants to find happiness.

Indeed, he will learn the Russian ways

>mfw I've had a hot russian go-go dancer fall for me and my money as well

I dropped her like a bag of rocks tho because theres no way I could present that to my folks.

Based as fuck

Worldwide Chad falling for a Russian wife
You can't make this shit up

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>saw Urals from space

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FPBP and redpilled

Why would we ever feel sympathy for these rich fuckers?

is this the Justed hair guy's wife?

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First Post Based Posed Best Post Red Post

This
Marriage is, and always will be a state-back scam and a meme. Total waste of time, money and emotional effort

Yeah, it sucks that we’re taught that marriage will result in finding happiness. Instead you find a used up chick with tons of mental and emotional baggage from fucking god knows how many dudes prior, does nothing when dating and finds a way to eat at your soul. Don’t even get me started with how fucked the court systems of the western countries are when it comes to divorce

What an idiot. He could get anyone, and goes with some whore.

What the fuck is go-go dancing anyway?

She's in space- what can you do?

>A man won

Big news

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fpbp

Funny how a successful, powerful man can be brought to his knees by a single thot. So intelligent and talented, yet blinded to their succubus ways.

based

Giant asses or tits are for poor people, healthy and fit is for rich people