Fresh off the rumor mill, Game of Thrones show-runner David Benioff has candidly admitted that actress Maisie Williams has bad 'anal hygiene'. "She barely wipes," says Benioff. " when we first started filming many of the actors and actresses working around her complained about a distinct foul smell emanating from her. It got to the point where we pleaded with her to wipe properly and use feminine hygiene products. She's a sweet girl but I don't think she was raised properly.". Photos of fecal stained pants and underwear allegedly belong to the Game of Thrones actress have surfaced. "I just don't think its a big deal, its natural." says Maisie, "if humans wasted time wiping their arse instead of enjoying life we would have died out a long time ago. Most people don't even have to do it I think. Its not an issue for me I don't think about it. People come up to me for autographs and pictures but then some of them make comments about 'the odour' and I just say I don't smell anything. Its natural, its what humans are suppose to smell like. Get used to it."
Fresh off the rumor mill...
brit pong
>someone took the time to write this
Now this is an odd fetish
brap
I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD
Seriously wiping is a waste of time, the skin reabsorbs any residue within a few hours if you just leave it there
He's right you know
She looked taller when she played the dude in Shazam who turns into Shazam. Was that CGI or just he camerawork to make her taller?
>show runner
Did this phrase even exist before GOT?
Yes? It wasn't coined for gay of thrones
Source
Wow, glasses actually suit her.
>Be on vacation in UK
>See Maisie Williams gliding down the sidewalk
>Like a graceful penguin with gout
>Follow her for a block
>Working up courage
>Gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>She spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>Stares intently for a few moments
>Then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>Quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>She lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>Head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Maisie cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>Look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>She shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>He slinks away without even taking my order
>Maisie pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>Starts rubbing at her crotch
>Brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>Look over my shoulder and frantically signal the waiter for the check
>Turn around
>Maisie is slumped over the table
>Raped to death by a gang of Pakis
she really is a fucking ogre
this is why I always shower and scrub my ass every time I take a shit.
I refuse to use public restrooms.
lucas?
Yes it is I, the lucas, the person of which you know and are referring to
This is what Yea Forums used to be like every day though.
lurk moar
i dont believe you, unless you tell me the name of the baldy?
I love you user
truly the best pasta Yea Forums has made imo
YASSSSS
Based
mfw she's actuallly qt
>tfw had a crush on a girl that looked like Maisie except actually pretty.
>About a year ago spilled my guts to her when she and I went drinking and drank way too much
>She moved to Charleston, SC and I never talked to her again.
>These threads are a painful reminder of how stupid I was.
:|
But you took the time to read it. Check mate user!
The strangest things seem hot to me these days.
>True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read.
underated post
id love to smell maisies asshole just to see if this is true
not in a sexual way
just curious
>writing is hard
How does it feel to be an idiot.