Got some made, accepting requests for anything else.
Also, without making a judgement on the quality of the movie either way - the plot is internally consistent, so any major plot hole you think you have spotted is probably you not understanding the rules of the universe. I am happy to explain (or other anons that have seen it).
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the only fair argument i have seen in all these threads would be if spidermans friends werent dusted they should of aged 5 years and be out of highschool onto college/life by the end of it we see ned hasnt aged and is still in highschool.. whats with that?
A bit more SJW crap in this one, but only in a couple of scenes that can be ignored more or less, This one was too much on the nose tho.
When was this? I don't remember it lol. Late teens and early college kids look pretty much the same desu.
>huge wave of nigs rushing at you
hulk dab please
Kys
that's a decent cam for a yet unreleased movie
why don't these groups ever try fixing the color balance/contrast in post?
endish of the movie we see him reunite with Ned in school, i mean to be fair it could be college like you are saying appearances dont change much over those little years but those imo were definitely highschoolers. doesnt help that ned is the only one we saw but i wouldnt be surprised if this isnt brought up in the next spiderman and its just completely glanced over.. in any case if its true than how does that work?
whats the thing in the backround at 0:29
To be fair though, if half of the population just disappeared would college/high-school still even be a thing? So many vital people could've disappeared + so much grief I can imagine it was all put on hiatus for years.
looks like thanos' ship
Captain Fungus had two scenes, one at the start and one at the end.
I am ok with the one at the start when she saves Tony cuz it moves the plot along.
I don't like webm related tho, Thanos WITHOUT GAUNTLET OR STONES defeated Iron Man, Cap and Thor (with Mjolnir and Stormbreaker) and then Cap with Mjolnir, but Fungus overpowers him when he has THE GAUNTLET WITH ALL STONES. That's simply wrong and immersion breaking even in a movie with talking raccoons.
avengers compound
beautiful
Avengers tower
Watching capeshit is truly the most pathetic thing you can do on Yea Forums. Just kys at that point. Nothing can be done to save your onions-infected cranium. Everytime you watch avengers your IQ falls lower and lower, and trust me, you dont have any to spare. Your family looks at you in disgust because they know that you've never aged mentally past 10. They only say they like capeshit because they don't want you to go on a tirade about how it's for "big boys like me!". They never want to be seen in public with your disgraceful ass. You will always be a retarded capeshitter, so you might as well fuck off to r*ddit where you can fit in with others of your kind.
>all the female characters randomly congregate to a single location mid-fight
Thanks for stopping by
sure, but that doesnt account for the aging lol.. doesnt seem like aunt may or ned aged at all but thats under the assumption they werent dusted.. but surely out of all his new friends at least one wouldnt be dusted right? i mean what are the odds everyone he knew was dusted
Got you
Holy shit they even gave her that ridiculous haircut
the gauntlet only grants powers once u either snap or close your hand. this was established in infinity war.
wtf Hulk is shorter and shorter after each movie.
cool story bro, thanks for being apart of the conversation
>shooting beams and shit
>still trying to make you care for 2 niggers with a spear and a flying horse
>a green/blue nigger with knives
>an ayy lmao that needs to touc people for extended amounts of time to sleep them
seriously half of them are regular ass humans that don't even have technology
I cannot believe how fucking retarded that is.
All these movies over and over again trying to recreate the LOTR battles and failing.
For fucks sake you have spaceships and laser cannons. You don't mindlessly run at each others for a brawl with that equipment.
What's Thanos' weapon called?
Oh yeah here, dunno what to tell you except that teens don't change that much.
based
Valkyrie when Thor is talking to her at the end.
Just for her hairline.
Just like real life.
>Waaaaa! I watch capeshit with the expectation that it wont be capeSHIT!
What if somebody trips or steps on somebody's heels?
I like sci-fi and this fills the requirement sometimes. Plus, discussing it interesting.
>Captain America in blackface
Professor Hulk might be smaller?
there is no english name for it outside of 'double bladed sword' but in martial arts its considered a Logitang
Thank God he still used his intelligence to use one strong to blast her off. I was scared she would actually defeat thanos.
double sword?
Aside from some random Wakandan clowns you telling me no one dies during all this nonsense?
I love the way Wanda flies.
lad
wanda dies, pretty sure shes back by the end of it.. nebula 2.0 dies, thanos dies.. iron man dies.. but yeah the death count was fairly lackluster
A weird one, but I am here to serve... so there you go
sir can you pls upload the movie? pls pls pls sir I beg you
i feel ya, i dont really have any complaints with the movie i enjoyed it throughly, but after seeing these threads i cant seem to get this out of my head.. its the one plothole i cant ignore and feel like im missing something to explain it.. idk only saw it once and am going to see it again tonight so ill pay a little closer attention this time around
Look at the top of her head
Everyone comes back from other dimensions or what???
What the hell is going on?
Tony dies
Black widow dies
Thanos dies
Captain retires
That's it really. For something that was supposed to need sacrifice, it didn't seem much at all. Thats why I guess this is capeshit and not high art.
Eventually people will see it after the honeymoon period wears off.
Wanda does not die lol
derp, i meant widow.. apologies
Even if the movie was mediocre, giant character assamble battles always do it for me, no matter what movie
It looks much better tho.
I meant like ten seconds later when she’s facing the camera
it's all over torrents my dude
Hulk reverse the snap and they appeared wherever they were when the snap happened. Strange opened portals for everyone to fight Thanos' army.
The movie sucked first hour was so boring I almost fell asleep.
I know that feeling mate
WEBM of first Thanos death please.
I am not liking how nerfed he is in this film, desu. He looks like he is shitting himself every time he sees an opponent.
well og thanos is pretty fucked up after destroying the stones and almost killing himself, younger thanos i feel let his ego and pride get the better of him after seeing that he managed to accomplish his mission i think he let down his guard for the idea that "i am inevitable" he didnt think anything could really go wrong
At 0:20... is that guy next to Thor shooting a gun?
Why does black widow die anyway? Doesn't she have a movie coming up? Couldn't they have killed off hawkeye or something? Or cap, or anyone frankly, doesn't really seem that big a reason to pick her.
we wuz vikings royalty n sheet, da blonde peeplo stole our icelands!
she sacrifices herself for the soulstone, haweye tried doing it but they had a pissing contest to see who could kill themselves first and she won
Yeah you had fighters from all over, Niggerland, Asgardians, someone said Nova Core, etc.
was i the only one hoping for a quick one liner from john c reilly :[
isn't that chris pratt?
Clint has a family of his own, whereas the Avengers are her family.
Got Cap's solo fight with hammer and shield vs Thanos?
im not arguing with how it turned out, he was asking why she died and i explained
It's just the look on his face seems to be a bit off but I suppose motion capture can do that. He came across as scared and confused in the clips I've seen, and constantly getting his ass kicked.
This is the fight, next one is the kill, too much conversation between those
well, you arent wrong on the asskicked department.. he walked into the can-o-whoop isle and came out with a full cart
At least include the whole fight. He BTFOs her just after the webm ended.
where is 'i am iron man'
I'm afraid Feige and the Russos did a Rian Johnson.
"Cap can't retire! It's not in his nature!" say fans.
> Lets subvert expectations!
OP these file names are golden, keep em coming.
Why does Cap Feminist have the dyke haircut now?
Fuck cgi and fuck capeshitters.
What happened to loki and the tesseract?
>peter parker surrounded by all the female super heroes
just like my porn comics and erotic fanfictions
why are you wasting time in this thread then buddy?
>old man gets raped in his house by local hero team
jesus christ nolan, they didn't let you make batman rape the joker but calm down
Escaped and is going to lead to Loki's disney+ series.
Was gonna ask the same. Also does vision return at all or is he permadead?
Wait, why would dabbin, still be a thing? Its 5 years into the future right?
Because it's in the comics you dolt
I think Aunt May summoned them to him.
When Aunt May summons women to Peter Parker, they always get plowed by the Spidercock.
vision is toast, wanda is not psyched about it at all
before the fungus meme we called her captain dyke for a reason
Working on it now, Cap fight 1/???
bitches love spiderman
"AAAH HELP ME MOTHERSHIP!!"
i mean with an ass like that even the men like spiderman
Ant man turning into giant man and bursting out of that building
No its in the present
wait why would thanos lift the new hammer axe?
when hulk tried catchig it in te first avengers he just got stuck to the floor
Is Vision mentioned at all?
I unironically want an A-Force movie so I can fap to it
i dont care enough to watch, anyone want to just tell me who dies so i can spoil it to friends?
How come thanos can pick up the axe? Does it not have the same worthiness requirement as mjolnir did?
Can you do Cap alone vs Thanos's army?
She honestly looks better like this
literally no reason to watch marvel shit now that tony and cap are gone. thats the end of the whole story for me desu
...
people got too depressed to make new memes with half the world dead
it does not, anyone able to physically wield it can do so.. mjolnir is a different artifact all together
Thanos is worthy
Plothole: you can't snap your fingers with a gauntlet on, because a snap is your middle finger hitting your palm
it is kinda stupid they can afford to stand around posing in the middle of the battle. not just them but strange, star lord, spidey, etc, all of them. they enter the battle and first thing they do is stand around like they're in a photoshoot and not really going to battle for the fate of the universe
Iron Man death please
if you remember correctly, groot picked up the whole thing in infinity war, so probably not
Mjolnir was enchanted for the worthy not the axe
this is murder
If Thanos had such a gigantic army at his disposition this whole time, why didn't he act on retrieving the stones directly much earlier?
>implying they won't bring them back at one point or another
It's an action movie
he didnt realize anyone else was after the stones, he put his whole plan on warp-speed after seeing the avengers getting the stones together through nebula 2.0
why do adult people choose to watch this bullshit?
wtf is mantis going to do?
it this the kind of post supposed to make me snap like a retard for 30 seconds ?
because that's what I've been doing
Can't you include the part where he uses the power strong. The clip is only 75% of the scene.
Seriously why Hollywood hire her? She is ugly as fuck, not in a kind aesthetic ugliness like Steve Buscemi but in a way I can't fucking watch that deformed face
webm the rest of the fight pls
what ? he knew it if he saw what nebula showed him ?
why do adult people waste their time on conversations they dont want to be apart of? such a mystery
sit on my face
Stormbreaker doesn't have the charm that his hammer did. Pretty sure anyone can lift it
it's a metal gaunlet user, pretty sure hitting it would make some noise
he was going about his plan leisurely like he did during infinity war, it wasnt until nebula 1.0 merged with nebula 2.0 network that he saw what was going down and immediately retaliated
Thanos turning into de_dust please?
we grew up reading comics and watching cartoons and playing games with these characters and honestly it's kind of epic seeing all of them together on the big screen finally
he's holding it so it would go down, it was Thor who called it over
Someone post the Paladin America vs Thanos fight
Webm of Carol getting blown out by the power stone pls
I don't watch capeshit, what's this best spoiling webm to get my friend back. he spoiled many movies and games for me.
You just know Geeks + Gamers will make 5000 videos about this clip.
Cap fight 2/???
based
tony dusting thanos and his army
is everyone better than thor as thor?
was that supposed to be epic and monumental? It was cheesy and contrived! The big battle of Helm's Deep was better.
a rat is the only reason any of this was able to go down, without said rat they would of never had a way of defeating thanos, let that sink in
This is the most onions thing I have read in a long time
>that part at the end with Favreau talking to Stark's daughter about her favorite food
I was hoping to god she would say grilled cheese and Favreau would look straight into the camera.
That lightning was so satisfying
that is one ugly goblino
can I have it?
need webm
when this happened every boy of onions in the theatre creamed themselves
helms deep is the single greatest movie battle ever, theres no comparing the 2 to be fair user
What's the whole rat thing in spoilers without context
Just watched the movie and I never really got that one
The only thing that seems like a plot hole to me is that cap was sitting in the bench in the end. I might remember wrong but I think they stated that going back in time doesn't change the future so how did he end up in the future as an old man when he went into a different timeline?
>NO ONE has any ranged attackers to start thinning down the enemy before direct combat
There's a reason why medieval armies had archers, tards. And put some fucking lasers and missles on those damn ships!
Oh ok. It would still have been smarter to get one stone and destroy it, or try to prevent them from getinng them all (very easy since there was the bullshit with hydra, the fact that everybody would have been mindfucked from seeing their doubles). Just messing with them would have assured that even in HIS reality he wouldn't be able to snap, but makes sure that the consequences of his future him remain untouched, like a sacrifice of his old self to his dead future self.
I like how you leave out the part where he fucking YEETS her a mile
rat walks over the qunatum tunnel van that ant man is trapped in, it activates the return function and antman is thrown back into the current world. if that rat had never walked on that board ant man would of never came back and the avengers never would of been able to pull off the "time-heist"
Cap fight 3/3
someone explain the plot me like im an idiot baby
the fuck is this about two thanoses and time travel, is the thanos they fight at the end the same one from the last movie?
Why didn't Ant Man just chuck Hulk and Thor into the middle of Thanos' army
I was legitimately scared she would end up defeating him
i dont disagree
>adult people
Making a lot of assumptions there.
make webm where brie larson saves tony at the beginning of the movie because that scene was cut in the cam that I've watched
Not watching her movie, what's the explanation of her power? How is she stronger than Thanos, who beat up Hulk without having a single stone?
Epic.
Absolutely fucking based
No it's not, the reason is thanos snapped all the shitty pop culture producers that make shit like that popular so no new fads are happening
So the avengers are the bad guys?
rat is truly the hero of the story, without rat thanos would still be eating space grapes while the avengers cried in a corner
Post Scarlett almost beating Thanos
Explosion from a FTL engine that was made from the Tesseract. So basically got her power from an Infinity Stone just like Vision/Wanda.
When Spidey returns to school and sees his friend, why isn't he affected by the 5 year time skip?
Why was Thanos so underpowered in this movie
this looks very similar to the final scene in aquaman. i know the quality is shit and there's no sound but instinctually i feel the scene in aquaman was better
Check my comment on the first answer, thanks was based after all
Are all the Titans dead apart from Thanos?
How can he break the shield? HOW CAN HE BREAK
I'm actually a lot less inclined to watch this movie after seeing this thread. Ever since BP I just haven't been able to muster a shit for these movies
The only reason he lost was because of a rat
we discuss this further up, honestly theres no way of knowing since its never delved into or remotely explained. atm im leaning on an oversight by the production team, otherwise heres hoping theres more context about this in Far From Home
it's just metal it isn't enchanted or anything
hulk is just a green banner in this movie, like half the size of the old one and can barely do shit outside of surviving putting the gauntlet on
and tor is a fat fuck in recovery, a shit version of his infinity war self
Black people have shitty hair and hairlines. It's nothing new. That's why wigs are a billion-dollar industry.
Let me guess: Disney hopes girls will stand up in the theater and scream "WHOOT! YOU GO GIRL!' and burn their bras in the aisles?
Thanos's weapon got forged in the heart of two dying stars, so it's strongerer
Tony dies Thanos dies Captain America leaves the MCU via time travel
Alright, tnx for replying considering I totally didn't read the thread past replies to OP. Literally just got back from watching it and this just stands out like a sore thumb in an otherwise impressive tying of the many ends.
black panther was easily the weakest link of all these movies right behind captain marvel imo, its not fair to judge the rest of the series based on the sjw shit flicks
>Thanos lifting mjolnir
Wait what
1/2
Lol at everyone bitching about Carol being OP while Wanda would've solo'd Thanos if he didn't order a literal orbital bombardment on the entire battlefield (even hitting his own army) in order to mildly neutralize her. Also, Wong and the wizardry school being MVP for shielding an orbital bombardment.
>CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT
Good action scene, really well done
So everything is back to point A pre IW, except for character X and Y dying? the whole issue of universe overpopulation Thanos sought to solve is back to being an issue again?
how did the mone from one dying star to another without the weapon getting cold?
Oh, right
Thanks
Never watched wasp nor captain diversity, was kinda surprised at how irrelevant captain plot device was, in the end. Shes just there to look strong but job to thanos anyway. Antman and the Wasp I should check out. He's pretty based. The whole woman ensemble felt really forced and overly drawn out, actually.
agreed, its the only thing that has been confusing me since seeing it, otherwise time-wise everything else was wrapped up nicely.. the captain part at the end is also a little dodgy but it had feels so ill let that one slide
What's Thor's story in this why does he look like a drunken homeless guy
2/2
wanda was always OP once she goes REEEE, if anyting she's underpowered in the MCU
meh, have to satisfy the whole audience not just the penises. doesnt last long at all so it doesnt really effect the viewing experience. ant man and wasp is pretty dang good and explains alot of the quantum realm mumbo jumbo
So no post-credits scenes? How lame.
>avengers break into dudes house and starting hacking him up
>Thor trying to stab himself with an axe as Thanos saves him until Cap intervenes
wtf are Avengers the bad guys!?
hes butthurt he couldnt stop thanos so he went to live a bumlife playing video games and drinking booze with his rock and slicey friend he met in ragnarok
>adults watch this shit
You could just feel the agenda and the empowerment as it slowly scrolled over all of the women. Pepper was cool, though. Thank God I didnt have to hear anything from snarky black wakandan girl. Was Captain Marvel always meant to be that insufferable, or is it just stress or something that got to her. I get that she has a billion other things she needs to do in a billion other places, but she felt rude and not in the smug way
so how many times does thanos dies? and which one is the real death?
They killed post-Infinity War Thanos at the beginning of the movie. He's destroyed the stones to stop anyone from using them to undo the Snap.
Ant-Man comes out of the quantum realm. It's been five years for everyone else but only five hours for him. They figure out how to use the quantum realm to time travel. They split up into teams and go back to different points in time in the previous movies to grab the stones.
Guardians of the Galaxy 1 Thanos and Nebula figure out what they're doing because Infinity War Nebula's cyborg components are still reporting to Thanos. Infinity War Nebula gets captured by old evil Nebula and she switches places with her. The time travel suits use the Pym particles so evil Nebula shrinks down Thanos's flagship with him and his army inside and brings it back through the quantum realm time travel portal to the present along with Guardians of the Galaxy 1 Gamora.
Avengers now have all the stones and Stark has built a new Gauntlet. Hulk unsnaps everyone who died right as evil Nebula unshrinks Thanos's army which attacks and destroys the Avengers compound in the present.
Big battle, Tony uses the Gauntlet to erase Thanos and all of his army but it kills him.
>consistent plot
>a plot with an all powerfull wish granting gauntlet and time travel
They were fucking asking for it. The stakes were too high and the powers at play were too powerful, and when everything is universe breaking, time fuckery, nothing matters.
I can literally name 10 plotholes, I just came back from the cinema, I'll drop them in the next post
Why don't you just download the shitty rip and watch it for yourself?
i don't have time, and i'm waiting for a better rip
Oh neat, the avengers are evil now.
thats honestly just brie larson, shes a cunt for real
1. Why didn't nebula expect that thanos would spot her/ her past self would detect her
2. Why didn't anyone who used the gauntlet, use its power to become immortal/strong enough to withstand the gauntlet fucking them up after a snap, so they could use it more
3. why didn't they use the gauntlet to heal tony, this sort of ties into the previous one
4. why didn't they time travel back to the momment just before they fist time travelled they wouldve made it easier for their past selves, and save Nat
5. Why didn't Carol tag along during the time travel
6. why didn't Scott visit Pym and get more Pym particles
What's the purpose of the gauntlet again? How can a mere human like Tony handle the power of one stone, let alone 5 at once with his body let alone long enough to quip some badass one liner and snap?
why he look so broken and tired ? also are the avengers bad guys for killing him in cold blood ?
Hey OP, which camrip is this and where can I find it? This will save me time and money on having to take my little bro to the cinema this weekend.
Thanks if you can give the head's up.
>i don't have time
You don't have 2 hours and 46 free to watch the movie? Wow you must work as the CEO of a big company or something to be so busy.
2, but only the one one that won in IW is dead dead, if what spiderman says its true then everyone dusted is like on a cryo sleep out of existence, so anyone can just bring past thanos and his army back in the future if they gather the stones again
on the (((nose)))
7. if changing the past doesn't change the present, how did Cap grow old in the present? He could've again, saved Nat by informing the team about the sacrifice
8.Why didn't scarlet witch continue killing thanos after the orbital bombardment was done
9. Why didn't strange just freeze the water then help in the fight
10.Why didn't they get the previous Sorceror supreme to come with them
There's probably more, and most of these could've been explained away, like how two same stones can't be in the same time period, but no, instead we got 30 minutes of fluff that could've been cut. That said, I overall enjoyed the movie, had a hearty kek at Cap doing Hail Hydra
Yeah, the avengers are going to be the next big bad.
one is mary sue the other isn't. people who don't understand what that means also don't understand why people complain about one and not the other.
A glaive?
he just used the stones to destroy the stones, it almost killed him, and i wouldnt say they were evil, more or less just pissed off.. if someone just killed almost everyone you love and you had the opportunity to chop off their head with no repercussions, would you not?
>How can a mere human like Tony handle the power of one stone
he dies from it
>long enough to quip some badass one liner
movie magic
WHY DIDN'T ALL AVENGERS GRAB HANDS TO SAVE TONY FROM USING THE GAUNTLET LIKE IN GOTG1 finale?
Unironically would be kino
>1. Why didn't nebula expect that thanos would spot her/ her past self would detect her
Well, who would expect Titan wi-fi to be so strong?
>2. Why didn't anyone who used the gauntlet, use its power to become immortal/strong enough to withstand the gauntlet fucking them up after a snap, so they could use it more
That's not how it works.
>3. why didn't they use the gauntlet to heal tony, this sort of ties into the previous one
Too dangerous because of paradoxes and shit. Strange almost broke reality just by fixing a book.
>4. why didn't they time travel back to the momment just before they fist time travelled they wouldve made it easier for their past selves, and save Nat
Again, paradoxes
>5. Why didn't Carol tag along during the time travel
She was busy elsewhere.
>6. why didn't Scott visit Pym and get more Pym particles
They hadn't met yet and Pym was autistic about hiding Pym Particles.
1. Nebula was never the smartest girl
2 and 3. Dude just only unsnap, the temptation is too powerful lmao also I suppose they're unsure if they can ever get more than one snap until they do snap it
4. What ifs aren't plot holes
5. Carol is a le busy woman
6. Dont mess with the past bro
>justifying cold blooded murder of a peaceful farmer
peak soi
The earth's shown as healthier with improving environment, and the Avengers put a stop to that.
why is Marvel's "strong womynz" fight choreography spin around the man's head, back, neck, etc. like it's a fucking stripper pole?
Reminder to walk out the cinema at this point to make a statement as a proud man
A buddy of mine offhandedly came up with the idea that maybe Spidey's whole group (that we care about so Ned, India and MJ) got snapped.
As for Cap, Peggy lied the whole film series and had him hidden away I reckon.
what is NOW a peaceful farmer was the farmer of death just a few weeks ago. I dont think growing grapes makes up for that.. unless they are really fucking good grapes
Neither are Mary Sues. No one really likes Carol or showing up out of nowhere up in the story. A Mary Sue has more criteria that being powerful. Honestly it has become a meaningless deteriorated buzzword. I feel like I'm throwing a drop of water into a sea of shit by saying this and nothing will change.
what killed tony is the wounds from the heat wave from the snap, the same that melted the original gauntlet in infinity war and that burned hulk's arm in this one, sharng the energy of the stones wouldn't ahve changed that
>thats not how it works
Why? The infinity gauntlet creates an infinite feedback of power, you can literally do anything
>Paradoxes
Except Bruce makes a point that changing the past has no effect on the future, hence why they don't go and just kill thanos as a baby
unironically more believable than a tiny girl kick sending a large man flying
HE WAS MAKING NEW RESOURCES YOU SHITLORD
Why would they still be in high school, though?
thats my assumption as well, and yeah thats the common theory right now that he was the 'husband' the entire time which makes some other things kinda weird but hey in this modern time i wouldnt surprised
if blacked widow didn't die, could she have been useful in the final battle with her martial arts and handguns?
>metal deflects energy
Much like their "time travel" bullshit, they don't understand the physics of energy at all.
post the scene between and tony last breath so I can fill that hole and not watc the movie
>burn their bras
I think so.
I use my ring finger
this was a decent fight but is cap also now able to use lightning like thor, i thought that wasnt part of the hammer
>implying memes wouldn't just become impossibly more retarded in light of the fact that actual gods just vaporized half of your species
for himself? didnt look like he was sharing any of his precious space grapes with anyone, he was the only person on the planet lol
>Hulk makes a point that he should weat the gauntlet since it radiates gamma waves
>they don't all drop dead from super space cancer and rad poisioning
POST THE SCENE WHERE THOR PLAYS FORTNITE
stop making sense
>almost 27 fucking CUTs in 28 fucking seconds
Jesus Christ, the state of capesht, and peope think marvel make good movies.
Literally who?
Well I was wondering the same about the Wakandans, not much black people with spears are going to do against aliens with blasters
Many requests for the full scene, so here you go, took awhile to get the proper size.
LINK ANY OTHER REQUESTS I HAVE MISSED
I thought the gauntlet got fucked up in the first one because Thanos was weakened by the giant axe in his chest. He became a subpar conduit for the gauntlet because of his energy, which made the massive feat he did damage the gauntlet.
if niggers with spears are then sure
Carol quite literally is a Mary Sue in every sense of the word. She is a character inserted at the last minute to be a shining beacon of hope and is confirmed as being the most powerful Avenger, if not the most powerful Marvel character period. Everyone in her universe loves her unconditionally. Her powers were not earned, and she wields them effortlessly. She's a textbook definition overpowered fanfiction character. The only difference is that she's not the author's self-insert.
An immortal warrior god became weak because he was lazy for a couple years?
Didn't Valkyrie spend several thousand years as a drunken scavenger?
Whoever is worthy possesses the power of Thor. It's inherent to Thor but anyone who can pick up the hammer can emulate his abilities.
well it's the last MCU movie afterall. right? no? oh fuck it will neverend
...
It's because thanos is literally based and redpilled, therefore worth
yeah but she was also working, not slacking about
Nice try marvel.
yeah but woyim
Got a clip of the rescue armor?
>tfw people unironically clapped multiple times
>loudest claps were when Cap picked up Mjollnir
I'm from eastern europe, i thought this was all just a meme
THIS IS A REAL SCENE IM NOT KIDDING LADS
what the fuck is that giant sword thanos has, it looks like the buster sword
you sound like you have a lot more growing up to do
seeing as how 9/10 people have played/play fortnite.. is it really that much of a surprise?
zero emotional investment, she has no reason to be angry and fighting him
Thor and Wanda are the ones who should be in that position
>Marvel story group
>creative
Pick ONE. If they were creative then we wouldn't have a half-assed time travel plot.
Got a mega or drive?
You do remember he had the gauntled on with at least one stone in it in every single scene he was in in Infinity War, right? He straight up doesn't have most of his powers from Infinity War, that's why he's underpowered.
cool made up stat
who the fuck is keeping the servers on with all the dead people?
Why are there so many boba fetts?
Pretty embarrassing, but Iron Pepper is an old school boner. OG Iron Man was a good movie, before Disney got their nose in it.
you sound like you havent started growing
IIRC (didn't watch movie either) her power comes from the space stone. She basically has a stone at all times...or something I dunno.
Makes (enough) sense to me that someone with 1 stone could beat someone with zero. The stones don't give him passive buffs, he has to close his fist to activate any of them.
I'm from scandinavia and people clapped multiple times. I always thought only americans did this
A full decapitation scene in a children's movie...
It still blows the mind that they took what's arguably the most attractive male in MCU and deliberately made him fat and ugly.
Liberals really need to stop imposing their pathetic insecurities onto movies.
Wanda earned it. She deserved the kill almost as much as tony and thor
This looks like a kid just kept saying AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN and his billionaire dad made him a movie.
bro she's straight up CREATING energy. just that breaks the laws of thermo. it's capeshit, it's not meant to make any sense.
its based on my personal experience, i for one absolutely hate the building aspect of it but ALOT of people find it fun including a whole bunch of celebrities which made it even more mainstream than it should of been
so is it true captain marvel was pretty irrelevant
Post the damn rip amigo
She doesn't create energy, she creates localized dips in entropy while increasing entropy in the universal system. Totally legal
you sound like a faggot
nigger
she has like the power of the sun or some stuff in her
Hey OP
1) Any post credit scenes? Galactus?
2) When does Strange come back?
3) Does Strange do anything cool like he did vs Thanos in IW?
4) Any references to shit like Living Tribunal/Infinity Watch?
5) I hear Thanos gets talk no jutsu'd into being a good guy, is that true please say no.
>not looking boomerThor
Retard
Scust desu
>hulk vs thanos rematch didnt happen
why
How come Tony didn't blow up from using the stones whereas Collector's assistant went all sandnigger when she so much as grabbed the power stone?
No she wasn't. In Thor Ragnarok she could barely fly her ship or even stand up, she was so drunk. She made money from gathering slaves and killing other slavers because of how incredibly easy that is for an immortal warrior god
Thor only started becoming really popular when they made him relatable to their audience. It makes sense that they'd continue that trend.
Yeah she had like less than 5 minutes of screen time
indeed, only worthy thing she did was save tony.. rest of her scenes felt completely shoehorned (not that she had much scenes thankfully)
Tony death scene, she tells him he can rest now. There;s a bit with Rody and Spiderman before that.
no
ending battle
no he doesn't
nope
god no he just goes well fuck! when dusted
oh god so it's true
that was possibly the worst answer anyone could've come up with. good job.
you realized you just contradicted yourself right? how is she not working but also working, wrangling up monsters and thugs? you are retarded bro.
Hulk is trash in MCU, who cares?
Did they ever even go so far as to give Hulk any powers besides strength? Does he even get stronger as he gets angrier?
>Thanos gets dusted
Eh.
>She is a character inserted at the last minute to be a shining beacon of hope
She barely does shit in the movie.
>confirmed as being the most powerful Avenger, if not the most powerful Marvel character period.
That's Strange.
>Everyone in her universe loves her unconditionally.
They literally argue with her in her first scene.
>Her powers were not earned
Side effect from preventing dangerous tech from falling into alien hands counts more than the random shit that happens to most superheroes. Hulk and F4 people literally just took radiation. Spidey got bit. Stop pretending you care about this shit anyway when it's not a female character you're politically obligated hate. It's something that literally never comes up when discussing superheroes. Ya full of shit.
>The only difference is that she's not the author's self-insert
You're probably not even right about the part of your post that's not an insult, because the script of CM was written by a woman. It's not like they actually based her on the comics. They couldn't even, she's like the most inconsistent character in the comics, with like 500 rewrites.
Stop jumping on bandwagons.
hi phoneposter
1) no
2) after the first snap
3) no, he's in the backseat
4) who
5) what
Not OP but I also saw
1. No, at the very end there is some metal clanging noise, possibly alluding to Tony making the suit ? Or a new iron man?
2. Little bit after the snap is undone
3. other than teleporting everyone to the fight, no
4. Lol no
5. No
There is fortnite, dabbing, and no thanos copter, and no one crawls up no one's ass
imagine palying fortnite lOL
and the original comment was suppose to be the end all insult? lol ok, the reply was just as dumb as the comment
Wouldn't antman be crushing the wakansan warriors? he's not even watching where he's stepping and he's like hundreds of feet tall.
I forgot both waking up from tony's doomsday nightmares was a thing
i don't think you know what entropy means or how it works.
There are already a shitton on it. The ship could have just started shooting at the armies and gg but no let's do a fucking stone age fight instead of blasting them into the netherrealm. But when thanos was in a pinch he got the great Idea to THEN shoot with the spaceship and btfo his own army and not while they were all in one spot and not in contact with His armies. Definition of Plot induced stupidity
i mean, its not like they cant see him coming
Ngl it kinda is but somehow it works.
I don't think "earn" is the right word there but I'm not going to argue with the point. She did lose vision to him. Twice. Once by her own hand and once by Thanos after the time rewind.
I liked that she said "they both do" to Hawkeye in the end. I was expecting the conversation to steer to her sacrificing Vision the same way he sacrificed Widow, but then it didn't; but then it did.
>he had only claps
Mate, people screamed when I saw it. They went nuts for it.
Desktopposter.
Wait isn't Tony fucking dead? How does he make a new suit.
requesting emaciated tony stark going all post-civil war on cap
>and no one crawls up no one's ass
My biggest disappointment with the movie t bh
>1) Any post credit scenes? Galactus?
Nope. There's a sound like hammering on metal, probably alluding to Tony building his first suit.
>2) When does Strange come back?
The webm in the OP.
>3) Does Strange do anything cool like he did vs Thanos in IW?
Not really, webm related is the best. He also holds back some water that brakes through a damn by making a twister out of it, but does nothing with it. I'll webm it next.
>4) Any references to shit like Living Tribunal/Infinity Watch?
Nope
>5) I hear Thanos gets talk no jutsu'd into being a good guy, is that true please say no.
Nope, thankfully
dont worry, 'The Boys' has you covered on this end.
captain marvel was confirmed to be the strongest hero by feige.
He became popular because hetero middle-American women wished they could fuck him.
The only people who can relate to fat-Thor are neckbeard betas who want to feel validated by spending all day on XBL while eating and drinking lots of "gamer fuel."
Also Ant man punching the spaceship
No I didn't I said what she was doing didn't amount to work if you're an immortal warrior god. Making money drunkenly playing online poker doesn't keep you in shape
What happens after this?
Yup, because Thor realizes that living a life as a bum with no responsibilities is the life he wants and joins the Guardians. After all
> be who you want to be, not who you’re supposed to be.
Her mom said
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thanos calls in an air strike that knocks wanda down.
Who cares? Means nothing with time travel.
no, but wrangling up beings for thousands of years will tend to have a benefit on your physical stature compared to sitting on a couch drinking beer playing vidya
Water twister + bombardment and shields
The people that are still alive? Dumbass
So gotg 3 will be about bringing widow and gamora back right?
I thought Gamora is back already.
i thinkt it will revolve more around a pissing contest between quill and thor, while trying to locate the 2.0 gamora that is now in their universe
Gamora is alive, She just ran away and is probably in hiding.
Thats her past self
Besides didnt she fuck off already by the end?
when did he get the white in his hair?
Here you go
the punching is here
well RDJ's contract being finalized with him saying he's never doing a MCU movie again makes it kind of permanent.
in his standalone im pretty sure
nah he didn't have that in his movie. He always has it in the comics though.
That's disappointing as fuck. Strange is stronger than basically anybody except Hulk/Thor/Captain Equality. I would have wanted to him to at least do something cool.
Do the stones get hot potato'd around at all? Or do they all stay within the gauntlet(s) for the most part. Would have been interesting, if nothing else, to see the stones get passed around and have people do cool things with them (Hulk getting power, Strange getting time back, etc).
Have the oldest image I have saved on this computer as consolation for being wrong.
Who are the other sorcerers? Or is Wong/Strange making all of those shields?
Gave yourself away with my response. Also nice reddit spacing.
Thanks
coolest character in the whole mcu
Doctor Strange, Scarlet Witch, Captain Marvel and Thor attack Thanos at the same time.
Thanos dead in less than 1 minute.
Got the scene when all the dusted heros come through the portals?
he totally did tho
Director: "Brie - Ok in this scene Thanos is going to headbutt you hard, so make sure you act by throwing your head backwards for the CGI to work properly
Brie: OK *does nothing*
Director: Brie - there needs to be some reaction here. Remember your getting hit in the head by a powerful alien being!
Brie: OK *does nothing again*
*6 takes later*
Assistant Director: *Whispers to Director& "should we have Brie do it again"?
Director: "Forget it I think this is the best were gonna get out of her. Let's just use this take for the movie."
i'll be damned.
Go away I'm not going to apologize for not writing giant blocks of text that are unreadable.
Stones are not used at all except when Thanos strikes Captain Fungus with the power stone and some minor shit.
>Who are the other sorcerers? Or is Wong/Strange making all of those shields?
All the other monks/teachers/apprentices, etc.
>feige
Stop absorbing lipservice though your anus instead of looking at what's on the screen. Carol didn't let him close his fist (meaning he wasn't using the stones) then took a full hit and got blow away by just the power stone. Strange held off a Thanos that was actually using his stones. He threw the fucking mirror dimension at him. He's going up against beings that are literal dimensions themselves, like Dormammu.
Like what the actual fuck are you even arguing. Your strawman, that's what.
next thread
so tony was on life suppor the entire movie?
The sheer hypocrisy of this post.
It's literally a form of insecurity to bitch about a fictional male character "body idol" becoming obese due to a character arc.
the chinese are so based
we don't deserve them
I'm a physicist.
>Stones are not used at all except when Thanos strikes Captain Fungus with the power stone and some minor shit.
That's disappointing as fuck.
Women love dad bods dude, you'll see tons of chubby thor art for and by women
dude i'm just telling you what the guy in charge said. no one's going to say these movies are consistent with their power levels and everyone gets their 30 seconds of fanservice fighting thanos but officially, captain marvel > all. you don't have to like it but that's the way it is.
>He's going up against beings that are literal dimensions themselves, like Dormammu.
he basically annoyed dormammu into going away and only thanks to having one of the infinity stones so i don't know what that says about him really.