/got/: Game of Thrones general

>born between smoke and salt

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Are the rumours true?

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START THE DAMN BOBBY POSTING BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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NNRREEAAHHH

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retarded

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even when dany kills the night king azor jaime will live within the hearts and minds of us all guiding us forward

Reminder that Azor Dany is pretty much confirmed

>iron bank isn’t even in next season
>jaquen hager isn’t even in next season

Wtf

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How much of this show is worth watching before it starts to suck?

Azor Petyr

Strapped well and cushioned too, should be somewhat fine. Not being able to use both of your arms in a fight might be more painful, lethal too.

if you watch the first 4 season then you might as well watch the 5th and if you watch the 5th then you might as well watch the whole thing

BOW, YA SHITS

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...

First for Jonsa!

Azor Jamie, Jorah or Clegane would be kino, but we'll end up with Faggot Jon instead, which isn't kino at all. At least the white haired cunt will die, so that's a good thing.
>crypts come to life
Judging by how many times they said "yeah it's totally safe dude lmao" in the last episode, 100% shit will go wrong, judging by the terrible writing. The show is like some retard's fanfiction at this point.

Retarded and bluepilled
Based and redpilled
Retarded and bluepilled

I BURNED MY GIRL ALIVE PLEEEASE DAVOS HELP AAAAAGGGHHH!!!

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shansha, your pushy ish a ladder

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High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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Good edition

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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH

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Cushioning it well makes it useless. The last thing you want is a buffer of some kind taking the force out of the stabbing motion

First four seasons are quite good (S2 is a bit weak sometimes), after that it starts to get quite weak, but it has some good moments still, but you'll have to shut your brain off.

EGG

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Hundreds will die.

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

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If Dany dies to create light bringer I'd say that's as close to kino as D&D will ever get. Especially if it happens unceremoniously and Jon is slightly confused as to why his sword is now flaming.

That is also 100% my point about the crypts. It would almost be worse writing to mention the safety so much without it happening now.

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I miss season 1

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based and eggpilled

For you

friendly reminder that Jon will kill Dany and marry Cersei

Wouldn't he be able to endure the pain? He's a really large guy.

>loved Stannis
>he died offscreen
>loved Ramsay
>he died (not actually) offscreen
>loved Jon
>nigga came back to life
>loved bad poosy
>she died offscreen
>tfw I'm finally going to have a character i care about taken from me in front of my eyes when Theon bravely gives his life for Bran
its just not fair bros. its just not fucking fair

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>Dany dies killing the undead dragon NK walks from the flames badly damaged but okay
>Jamie and Jon limp towards him determined to kill
>This starts playing m.youtube.com/watch?v=GH9u4eZQGk8

poor jory

I'M COMIN YER GRACE

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don't know if this guy is still in the thread, but: the summer isles are actually pretty close to westeros compared to yi ti. the only character in the series who's from someplace comparably far away is missandei of nath. still, i would like to see some yi ti cuties in the books if not in the flaming clusterfuck that is the television series

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>>loved Ramsay
Ramsay is eternally underrated
No screentime with Ramsay in it is wasted screentime

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>turns out both Jaime and Jon are Azor Ahai

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If (when) the Mannis comes back who do you think Davos's alliegance will lie with? Stannis or Jon?

>Stannis
>dead

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based jennyposter

The iron bank is not in the final season at all btw

who is the third head of the dragon though

If (when) Mannis comes back if (when) Mannis tells Davos to kill Jon he will do it as promptly as he can.

I am. It was more of a jab at the token diversity characters, like Areo Hotah, Xaros, etc. being turned black for the sake of diversity.

Homer is based damn

Tyrion, he's the brains.

Winds of Winter is gonna BTFO D&D's fan fiction so bad. Gonna be so rad when Stannis manages to out maneuver Ramsay's forces with a distraction force and sets up a trap on a frozen lake and BTFO the Boltons.

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>Jon and Jaime die killing NK
>everyone is dead
>one man rises from the rubble
>its fucking Stannis, he was playing dead this whole time
>mfw he is now king

Refer to Thank you

imagine a threeway with her and maisie

I had Theon as surviving but when he said he was protecting Bran I knew he was dead

If the fat man ever finishes I still think he’ll live in the books

the only places we'll hear anything about are kl and da norf because dnd forgot that braavos, dorne, and the whole rest of the setting exists

do you have the gif where he blinks surprisingly at being accused

Stannis will bow to Jon as the rightful king

>That emo jon

formerly two hands

>wanting to ruin an amazing experience with the best looking woman in the show by adding the worst looking woman
>costanzas in your path

Holy shit someone just leaked the transcript for episode 3!

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Uh guys who is running

The Stormlands
The Reach
The Riverlands
The Westerlands
Drone

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so having gattis and cersei reneging on repayments is dropped plot. great writing 10/10, showrunners know what theyre doing. needs more greyworm and missandi scenes

Delete this post immediately

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I've watched two scenes from ep 4 and I don't care who believes me, but this is what happened.
>clegane are arya are walking and there's a blizzard everywhere
>the hound is shaking saying they need to find a cave and make a fire
>arya gives grim toad look and asks 'You want a fire?'
>they walk some more and then she stops to look back
>the hound keeps walking, tells her to keep moving, because the only way she'll see anyone ever again is if they get to safety
>the blizzard is so strong they can barely hear each other
>suddenly a piercing cry can be heard, and they're ducking under the snow in the forest
>far above they can see the night king riding the dragon passing over the treeline
>they wait as the army of the dead are passing by

next scene

>the dead are nearly gone
>arya is staring at the hound and prodding him gently as they go by because she thinks he's dead
>after they pass and it's safe she's punching and kicking at him begging him to wake up
>he's not moving
>she's bawling hard, and gets so furious she takes out needle and starts stabbing him with it
>sandor is basically dead
>the tears are freezing down her face even as she's crying
>suddenly she can hear some movement
>she looks behind and there's a hooded figure
>it's meli and she comes over, then puts two fingers to the hound's forehead and gives him what basically looks like a burn
>says 'Rise, Sandor Clegane, for the night is dark and full of terrors.'
>clegane rises looking absolutely fucking terrified
>arya looks down at needle where his blood is still dripping
>Hound asks her 'Did you do to me what you did to Dondarrion?'
>'Beric is lost, and now the breath of life passes to you.'
>then she basically says let's go find the others

No, I haven't seen any other scenes and I don't know who lives. the White Walkers that pass them by look like resurrected people from Winterfell.

The what now

EGG YOU LITTLE SHIT

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Bravo D&D

>Stannis
>Littlefinger
>Radmure
>Stannis
>Stannis

It's actually Jon, Dany and Tyrion. They made it super obvious in that shot near the end of the last episode having them stand together for no reason other than "Look these three guys"

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DOOT TOOT TOOOOOOT

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>follows the law no matter what
>is bros with Jon

You know he’d do it

Thanos dies

What a shitshow, I expected nothing less from Dungeons & Dragons

if they wanted to make him black they should have just changed his backstory so it made sense. i felt the same way about jeyne westerling; she's obviously ethnic, i'm not buying that she's from the crag, make her dornish so it makes sense

>wait, the masters betrayed us and are now attacking meereen?
>wait, going after casterly rock lost us the whole fleet and stranded the unsullied, and we lost highgarden?
>wait, sending a party beyond the wall to secure a captive walker was actually FUCKING STUPID?? no way
>wait, leaving cersei alive and trusting her backfired??
Tyrion has become the most retarded character of all time in the past 2 seasons. He has surpassed even Catelyn

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>bookfags
the episode titled winds of winter (S6E10) was infinitely better than that toilet paper gurm dares call a book, which will never even be released
I find great joy in bookfags never getting their ending, and will "sadly" only have to refer to the greatest tv series of all time, you ungrateful shits

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It made me laugh that he's giving a Jon-like reaction.

nobody is gonna read that nigga, after the show is over no one is going to care about asoif anymore

Gormless Jon was the best Jon and we will never see him again. I miss the past, I wish I could go back

Based

Absolutely based

Westeros doesn’t deserve him

>yet another scene where Sandor has to babysit a horrible little goblin
>still no Sansa reunion
I choose not to believe this because it makes me mad

What is dead may never die.

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If it's Jon, i hope shit goes down along the lines of white haired cunt trying to have him killed because of "muh last targshit male heir", dude's like "hwat le fuck" and stabs the bitch, then goes on to fight the NK.
Azor Theon redemption arc would be good too, he might even regrow his dick or something, plus there's the whole thing about being born salty or some shit. Then replace the lion bit with wolves and you got your dude.
Although Azor Jaime or Jorah would be much better.

>>it's meli and she comes over, then puts two fingers to the hound's forehead and gives him what basically looks like a burn
>>says 'Rise, Sandor Clegane, for the night is dark and full of terrors.'
>>Hound asks her 'Did you do to me what you did to Dondarrion?'
>>'Beric is lost, and now the breath of life passes to you.'
Kino desu

Reminder under the rules of Westeros line of succession, after the death of Stannis, since he had no heirs, it would fall to whoever is the closest relative, that would be someone in House Estermount.

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Book Stannis would probably grit his teeth, grill Melisandre about what the fuck is up, and then bend the knee - provided the proof of Jon's parentage and legitimacy was incontrovertible. Stannis didn't even want to be king to begin with.

Stannis'd make a good Hand for a king, really. He'll do his given duty stolidly and he will never kiss ass or kowtow if he thinks an idea is stupid.

The books had a fanbase before the show. It was basically the same as it is now but with fewer normies and more autists writing long ass essays about symbolism

Would get up and clap at the end if this is real.

Can it TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT?

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i dont remeber pip having a beard

>Stannis'd make a good Hand for a king, really.

Ugh what could have been.

wow this is actually very good

trips confirm stannis as the best hand since tywin

>pastebin.com/a9HeK860
Based

How do I get into this show?
I watched the first 2 seasons and was bored as hell, it seems to cliche to me.
Why is it so popular?

I need more smirkfus in my life. I wonder if it's a tick or something.

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Probably better than what will actually happen.

i wish the bank played a proper role. so much potential. i fucking hate d&d

Cersei
Cersei
Cersei
Cersei
No one

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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He says there will never be a Sansa/Hound reunion but that the Hound and the Mountain are going to team up and die together defending King's Landing. The Hound will fight with a flaming sword.
Also he is laughing at me so I am not sure this part is real.

"Bring me Sansa Stark...her feet untouched

his first words. Screencap this

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You don't have to get into it just because it's popular. Give the books a try and if you don't like it you don't like it

that's not Meera

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Can someone explain to be the office of the Hand of the King? What are the requirements? How long? Who is usually picked? What powers does the office have? Does the Hand of the King have officials they can pick to help them?

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>Cersei
>Cersei
>Cersei
>Cersei

>Cersei
>ruling anything outside of King's Landing

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*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Name the shows you enjoy, brainlet.

This is the most retarded shit I've heard and will still be better than what the showrunners do to Sandor

I WILL KILL THAT MAN. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY ARROWS THEY FEATHER ME WITH, HOW MANY SPEARS THEY RUN THROUGH ME, I WILL KILL THAT HORN-BLOWING CUNT BEFORE I FALL

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Whats his foot worship tax policy?

If SanSan fans get BTFO I’m good

the knob of that sword looks like the knob of the night king

DOOOOOOOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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the hand of the king is the actual ruler

What does that even mean? Seriously, whenever they say it I actually cringe because it sounds so nonsensically edgy

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POST THE LEAKS FROM LAST YEAR PLEASE
THE ONES WITH THE DRAGON PIT

she wouldn't be able to rule over KL if he didn't have anything else

5$ per sniff

Hand of the King is basically like the Prime minister. There is no defined set of powers or office length because Westeros has no constitution

because they have a tradition where they all get drowned then CPR'd, so theyre already dead and cant die again
Just think about it bro it makes sense trust me

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true, i feel it'd be a better experience if it was just me and maisie 1 on (or in) 1

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YO this nibba bout to fill the coffers of the crown

>HIGHBOARNE TARLY BOY

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>Westeros has no constitution

No written constitution, but an unwritten Constitution.

Why don't they just put a big guy like Sandor in armor covered in dragonglass shards, and have him running around the field straight to the Night King?

>got will end like shit
>the books will never finish
>netflix will ruin witcher
>lotr already ruined by the hobbit
Literally all that's left is for Netflix to buy the rights to Berserk. That's it.

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kino if true

It makes sense in the context of their region of the drowned god

So is Yi Ti like fantasy China/Japan?

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>unwritten constitutions

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its been eight years, the fanbase has made peace that no more books are coming out

witcher is already shit as it is though

but wasn't that his plan all along?

CAREFULL BOBBY
CAREFULL NOW

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It's actually the king's brain. When he screams about boar stretchers, the brain does the big think and tells him how to rule.

CAVED IN HIS BREASTPLATE

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if stannis would bow to Jon, why didn't he bow to Daenerys? Jon has as much of a claim as Daenerys, from Stannis' point of view

If Jon didn't fuck up during the battle of the bastard's we could have had a giant in obsidian armor and a club

>tfw they actually do this

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Well, it had the church to mandate guiding principles for the commoners and rulers by the gods. Then Cercei blew them up.

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Oh hell, look at the fish stinking feminists cope posting about Salsa's "empowered femininity"

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>What are the requirements?
The Hand of the King is basically empowered with royal authority to enact the King's decrees. Their job is to turn what the King wants into what acytually happens. As far as I know there are no limits for class (commoners have been Hands) or sex (can't think of a woman Hand though), nor incomes.

>How long?
As long as the Hand desires to serve and the King sees fit.

>Who is usually picked?
Usually nobles from powerful great houses, since the office carries tremendous prestige and power even beyond doing what the King wants.

>What powers does the office have?
The Hand of the King effectively acts with full royal authority. The King of Westeros is an absolute monarch, which transitively means the Hand has absolute power. Of course, it's not that simple. A weak King and his Hand might be ignored, and messing with the Faith of the Seven is dangerous and can provoke open revolt. Legal wrangling can slow decrees bv the Hand and the King considerably, so the best Hands work with the great and powerful rather than against them.

>Does the Hand of the King have officials they can pick to help them?
No offices are explicitly mentioned in the novels, but Tyrion delegated certain tasks to trusted subordinates. The Hand also works with - and in some cases, directs - the members of the small council, who include figures like the Master of Coin, Master of Ships, and Commander of the Kingsguard.

anyone have any (now) antique memes

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I liked Ramsey

>Then Cercei blew them up.

And nobody seemed to cared. BRAVO D&D

Is that a turd?

Based Weifag poster.
Depends. A part is shit, a part is salvageable, and a part is great. The whole Scoia'tael story is pure kino and there's a lot of other parts of it that's nice. The actual setting has a lot of promise. But Netflix will 100% botch it.

You killed Simon Toyne with a counter riposte .

basically, they're going through their sengoku/warring states period in the books right now. there's also the lengii who live not too far away, they're the fantasy southeast asians

And then he gets buried by dead bodies that burst into flame on touching the dragonglass.

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The second he releases the book we all thought was never coming, everyone who used to be really into it will get back on board

Bobby B posting is the best thing on this entire website, prove me wrong

Good fighter Toyne, but he lacked stamina

To be baptized in the Cult of the Drowned God, you need to be drowned and resuscitated. Sometimes this is merely a formality, but more pious believers literally drown in this ritual.

It's believed by the Ironborn that, having died already, they can't die again (they just go to the halls of the Drowned God to feast and drink and fuck eternally).

Ive only seen one scene so dont ask about any more but this happens in episdoe 5

>kings landgin throne room
>tyrion is alone with cercei
>he rapes her
>"stop stop you horrible little dwarf"
>"oh i thought my dear sister enojoyed the seed of her siblings"
>tries to wrggle free but tyrion holds dagger to her throat
>"kill me you little monster! just like you killed my mother!"
>tyrion manorvers to stick his cock in his sisters throat
>"i always knew i would die with the mouth of a whore around my cock"
>slits cersies throat and his own as the queens guard break in to save her

IM COMMING UNCLE

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the normiefems can't have her she's ours

i dunno, some people have moved past that stage in their lives, some have forgotten the story up til that point and are unwilling to read all 5 books again. but the key thing you're forgetting is that those books are never coming out

>tfw witnessed its rise
gods /got/ was strong then

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*Claps in burlington bar*

Look to your sins Lord Renly.

>Stannis will never meet gendry
It's not fair

KINO

Unironically based

>Lefties literally having shit-fits because Netflix didn't make The Witcher into The Nigger
>come to find they replace Triss (red-headed white woman) with some black
>it's always the red-headed white women

he already did lol, melly sanders leeched him at dragonstone

>I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me, didnt you, Sandor? In truth, I believed I would die too. But my rage kept me living. To come back here and take my unholy revenge on you. I am Dumb Cunt, First of His Name. Prepare to die.

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>its a Yea Forums outdoes the showrunners episode

me to user gods

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This is why the show turned to shit

kek

>gets dick bitten off
>aagghhhh
>Cersei's guards break in and kill Tyrion
>Cersei is smug

>and who are you...

What's this from?

Let's list the gods in the setting that are definitely fake. I'll start:
-The Seven/Seven-Faced God

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"We do not sow" makes more sense tbqh.
>be scandinavian niggers on islands
>land is garbage
>can't sow much in order to be prosperous
>raid instead
>we do not sow kid, nothing personnel ;)
Or it's foreshadowing.
>theon gets a heart attack when protecting bran
>dies
>comes back to life as a scandinavian zombie nigger
>*teleports behind him*
>"what is dead may never die"
>rolls bran out of winterfell in his wheelchair to the night king
>absolutely everyone dies in episode 4 but comes back to life, because what is dead may never die
>last two episodes is zombie everyone trying to assault kings landing
>zombie jaime kills cersei because le king slayer lmao
>becomes zombie azor jamie
This will happen 100% and it's kino as fuck.

The King is tired.

See him to his chambers.

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as a virgin i will never understand his reaction

>scandinavian
how dare you, the ironborn are quintessentially /norf/

I think Sophie Turner is cute

Here's your Triss, bro.

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think of it this way, if someone said to you
"user posting about a siilly televisoin show on a message board for incels is going to kill your chances of getting a gf"
you would only be able to laugh and respond with..?

"We Do Not Sow" is a decent veiled threat but on its face it just sounds like some guy whining about how he doesn't like farming

would work for me

REMEMBER BESSIE

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First 4 are absolutely fucking amazing. 5 is still good but it gets a lot more straoghtforward and serious from that point. I still like the show

KEK

Based and kinopilled. The proudest woman in westeros goes out with a mouth full of dwarf cock, the ultimately humiliation

WILL WE SEE HOWLAND REED?

>Implying anyone from house baratheon has a claim to the throne

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Alfie is a cutie

Fell into a plothole

>live on a shitty little island
>have a huge inferiority complex towards people who live on the bigger island to the East
>act like savages yet still believe they're the victims
The ironborn are based on the Irish

>if Yea Forums wrote GoT episodes

It would have been magical though.
Also, Maisie's feet > Sophie's

No he died on his way to the swamp

The throne belongs to whoever is strong enough to win it. That's how Aegon the Conqueror did it. Might is right.

OR HOWLAND SNEED

Winter is Coming.

friendly reminder

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Anyone who thinks she isn't is a homosexual

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The Lannisters seized the throne via conquest. The Baratheon line of succession is irrelevant (as is the Targaryen line of succession).

Three Kingdoms

Some lipstick tastes really awful.

Formerly a whore

she is cute but somehow manages to look puffy and chubby as sansa, even though she clearly isn't

Azor Gendry.

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>shows entire plot revolves around hamfisting contemporaneous politics into a pseudo medieval world
>the big bad are literally called the "WHITE" walkers

you don't actually watch this shit, right user??

What kind of accent did she have?

He's dead I can feel it

Dany
Cersei (even though that makes no sense)
No one
No one (maybe Dany?)
No one

She looks like the typical British coke whore

You have a good point
but the irish have never been even a nuisance to their neighbors, they do sow because they can't even raid

I've only seen one scene so don't ask me more but this is what happens in episode 6.

>arya has just killed dany
>jon charges in and falls to his knees
>asks her what she's done
>arya can't explain herself
>jon gets madder until he finally grabs her by the throat and pushes her against the wall
>choke arya out, kills her
>gets stabbed from behind by sandra
>all 3 are lying dead on the floor
>sandra takes off the mask
>'chaos is a ladder'

The very first mistake D&D made?
not casting pic related as patchface of course

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>"Sorry about the sapphires."

>*heroic rains of castamere starts playing and jaime's redemption arc intensifies*

this shitshow used to be so good bros this rewatch is hurting me

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Mr snow, im kingsguard

Battle of the Bastards made zero sense.
>hurr my brother died, let's break formation
>give the giant no armor and NO WEAPON even though he could have won them the battle without valefags, retard faggot could have just taken a fucking tree at least
>we're encircled, but let's just stand there instead of getting right next to the shields, thus avoiding any attacks
>shamsha not telling jon valefags are going to be there
>jon going into a battle AT ALL where they're obviously outnumbered
I hate this fucking show so much.

northern westerosi

revisionism and ignorance
if it wasn't for the lack of sea power (or a land border) the Irish would have steamrolled all of post-Roman Britannia instead of just the Picts
as it was they were a threat comparable to the vikings, they just didn't have the ship design and Christianised earlier

retard post
We bombed the english for almost half a century and made them give up on control of most of the country

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New thread

big on-screen battles worth mentioning:

hardhome > blackwater > watchers on the wall > your people can't fight > battle of the bastards

thoughts?

Wei'd and Caopilled

>thinking this wouldnt be saved for the finalé if not the final scene

Thanks

bit of a fridge tbf
Cutest in her audition tape youtube.com/watch?v=8-qT_jt-5TQ

It's safe to assume cersei or the small council appointed new governors/wardens for most of those
even though we never see it since writers at this point don't give a shit about this kind of details

>More HIGHBORN TARLY BOYS your grace

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The book giants are even dumber than the show ones and even THEY use weapons.

the one in season 2 was good which was that?

Thank you user, very edgy!

the one at king's landing was the battle of the blackwater

pasting this in the next thread and on reddit thanks

>follows the law no matter what
wasn't he part of bobbie's rebellion though?

Pic related is me laughing at sansa and maisieshitters
>bong beauty standards

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So as far as I'm aware, these are the only remaining male heirs of the Great Houses:
>Robin Arryn (writers forgot he existed)
>Edmure Tully (writers forgot he existed)
>Jaime Lannister (refuses to fuck anyone except his sister)
>Tyrion Lannister (probably infertile)
>Bran Stark (volcel)
>Theon Greyjoy (doesn't have a dick anymore so he can't produce any further heirs)
>Euron Greyjoy
>Jon Snow

Seeing as the show made such a big deal about "breaking the wheel", it's clear that Jon and Euron will definitely die to make way for powerful women who don't need no man.

/got/ BTFO once again

He talks about that in the book. Choosing between the law and blood.

Would you watch a GOT anime?

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you did less than a few dozen sandnogs have in this decade
the irish are retarded and can't fight, just rig car bombs

we all have preferences you shitty little autist. get out of the thread if it bothers you so much

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Customary law is still a powerful concept even when not formally written out. There's no law requiring a hand of the King, but custom dictates it.

>the direct line of kings includes a family I'm very good friends with and a targ as the rightful heir via the previous kings rightful heir
>the other choice is an upstart usurper who's mom was the brother of the kind. Shes female. Shes not a direct descendant of the last king.

Literally no one would believe her claim to be valid while Jon's alive. Why do braindead posters even post? That's like 100% the whole reason the jon thing is a big deal. Literally NO ONE in the seven kingdoms would consider her claim valid.

GOT is big in Japan so this is an unironic possibility. Serious anime tends to be melodramatic though so probably not

based
BASED
Gendry is reddit

Yes, I would watch a GOT anime.

youtube.com/watch?v=8w2oRokNU3s

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cope
Irish lost one invasion-genocide and survived to fight back
"English" lost three and a half (with a fourth on the way)

Catelyn Tully was a piece of shit, like her sister

>we
no you didn't, faglord. you've been sitting in your mom's basement shitposting on a weeb image board

I already did.

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GoT is already anime as fuck:

>Grown men lusting after early teens
>Weeaboo super ass ass ins
>Total psychopath nuthin personnel villains AND stoic intimidating Nobunagas
>a hot chick with yuge powers and an introverted shy dude with hidden potential who are related and also fuck

>live on an island surrounded by water
>starve to death when the English take away your potatoes instead of learning how to fish
Irish people are too stupid to be a threat to anyone except themselves.

Is this anime worth watching? I tried one episode and it made me think of Persona, and I don't particularly care for that.
If it helps my favorite anime are Ping Pong, Kaiji, and Fate/Zero. Would I like this?

>based and nip pilled

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ruh roh

the women arnt anywhere near feminine enough to be in anime though

Jaime isn't an heir anymore, what with the kingsguard and then Tywin disowning him. Tyrion is the only actual heir

Bullshit, they're 100% scandiniggers.
>make good boats out of nothing, only have access to some twigs
>retarded traditions
>edgy hipsters who refuse to have the same religion as everyone else
>land is a sad fucking mess and you can't grow shit

>Is this anime worth watching?
Yes, if you have good taste.

take it to Yea Forums you fags

Dany is cute here.

then why did you cucks retreat?

>Literally no one would believe her claim to be valid while Jon's alive. Why do braindead posters even post? That's like 100% the whole reason the jon thing is a big deal. Literally NO ONE in the seven kingdoms would consider her claim valid.

you misread my post. I mean, while Daenerys was alive Stannis was also claiming the throne. By doing so, he was claiming the Targaryans had no more legitimacy to claim the throne, and hence from his point of view, Jon had no claim either.

>spoils the dragon in the fucking TRAILER
REALLY?

No.

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Scandis were good at raiding though
from Newfoundland to Constantinople, when men saw scandi sails they prayed
Irish are a pacified slave race

Not after season 5.

>there are no baratheons left
>none were strong enough to claim it after Bobby B.

What are we even arguing about? :^]

I prefer the old map desu

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Jaime and Bran both abdicated. Theon will probably die, leaving House Lannister with Tyrion, House Stark with Sansa, and House Greyjoy with either Yara or Euron depending on who survives.
Also, why would Tyrion be infertile? Can midgets not have kids?

>this mad
The wall, Sansa. The wall. It was beautiful when it hit you. The wall, Sansa.

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cutting off the tumour
I'm not even british, but the only thing irish are known for is your overseas mutt spawn bastardising and commercialising your culture

Yes. Chaos is a ladder and the white walkers are the ultimate chaos.

She would make a good LotR hobbit.

He's fucked around so many times and doesn't seem to have produced any bastards. And Tyrion is the sort of person that would actually raise his bastards instead of ignoring their existence if he did produce anything. It's not confirmed that he's infertile but it wouldn't exactly be a surprise.

>Dany
>Robyn Arryn
>RADmure
>Cersei
>Sand people

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>that obvious cutout of greenland and ellesmere island in the far north
lazy

summer islands seem way too big... there would be more darkies immigrating to the other areas

why? i like that the map is a little more compact now, it justifies the short travel times in dany's chapters and explains where there's immigrants from all over hanging out in essos

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lol

I laughed harder than I should have

double kripas

Tyrion exclusively fucks prostitutes who all definitely drink moon tea

Tyrion is a Mad King rapebaby.

summer islands are pretty wealthy after they overthrew the slavers and set up a trade network. there's wars, but there's wars everywhere, and no compelling reason for them to emigrate anywhere else.
the only people who leave are exiles like jalabhar xho or hoes like chataya

Maario Naharis

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Didn't stop Gendry and all of Robert's other bastards from being born. It doesn't seem to be a perfect contraceptive.

All of it

the baratheon seed is strong

Robert didn't fuck prostitutes

There's plenty of reasons a woman might keep a king's bastard but abort Tyrion's bastard. And if Tywin found out you gave his son an illegitimate child, he'd probably have both you and your kid killed

based late mario poster

The seed is strong

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FETCH THE THREAD STRETCHER

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>GODS I WAS FAT THEN!

THE SEED IS STRONG NED

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FAT IS IT

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You've never opened a history book have you.

REE, make a new thread

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>yfw normies actually watch the show for nude b-actors and cgi dragons

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gets raped... nice femininity you got there...

MIGRATE

No I didn't. Imagine it like this
Your brother, the king dies.
His children and heirs are bastards by incest.
You have two options. Take the throne, or back some usurper from a far away land.
You are one of the most honorable men in the realm. Your only choice is your own claim.
Fast forward years. A man you've recently met, who's family is very friendly to yours, who shares the same values as you, and who has done battle alongside you turns out to not only not be a bastard but the last child of the former future king. His claim is the most legitimate claim in the land. More than yours and your brothers, more than the usurper who lives in a far away land. Hes proven himself honorable, and you like him quite a bit. You've also never wanted to be king. You only made a claim to prevent your faggot brother from ruining the realm and hopefully prevent a full blown civil war.
You didnt stop the civil war.
Why not back your friends legitimate claim?

That too is the journey of so many women!