House: let me guess

we're not the ones making sure a whole nation has disfigured dicks for decades but yeah we're the obsessed ones I guess

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yeah you really are, the average person is not going around thinking about or talking about baby dicks

I still can't believe they allowed this to air.

Wait is this a meme or are Americans really circumscied as babies?

>how are americans so brainwashed to the point that they have to cut their foreskins to have sex?
Because their dads are circumcised and they want their sons to look like they do.

the average mohel literally sucks blood out of baby dicks and gives them herpes

It's true. They really do cut their penis off at birth. And most of them will claim it's weird not to.

what does it feel having a penis?

Because civilized people don’t want disgusting anteaters for dicks

And that's how they keep getting away with it. Why does nobody speak up?

Some do. No one will listen.

you're a fuckin hero man thank you for your service
>this is actually what these fags want to hear
lul

imagine having heroes because of this, lmaoing at hasids

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>The numbers speak for themselves. The percentage of babies being circumcised has plummeted. Today only 33 percent of babies are being circumcised, compared to 56 percent five years ago and 90 percent sixty years ago, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Still among adult males, we're mostly a circumcised nation: approximately 80 percent of American males are circumcised (non-Hispanic whites: 90 percent; blacks: 73 percent; Mexican-Americans: 42 percent).

>Johanna Byrne took her son to a pediatric urologist to be circumcised when he was one month old. She remembers being in the waiting room, with all the mothers crying that it was going to hurt. But she wasn't worried at all: "It's sort of a shot; it's so temporary and babies heal so quickly. My son wasn't hysterical. He wasn't even fussy," Byrne says

This reads like an elaborate troll "hurr cutting of my newborns foreskin isn't a big deal"

Foreskins can theoretically cause a few very minor issues but you can always just get a circumcision if that happens, you don't need to do it in advance. That would be like cutting a baby's arm off at birth because sometimes if an arm gets injured it develops gangrene and you have to cut it off, wouldn't want to risk that happening now would you?

You mean normal fully functional dicks, right? Sorry your parents mutilated you btw

I am proud to be uncut but I think I may actually need a circumcision. I can peel my foreskin back but sometimes doing so hurts unless it’s like I just took a bath or shower. And when I have sex it kind of hurts, I kinda prefer to not retract it. When I have it peeled back it’s hard to reach orgasm while having sex. When I jerk off I don’t peel it back and it feels great and I can cum easily. Should I get it cut? I’m scared.

Vitness American influence on SK.

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>That would be like cutting a baby's arm off at birth because sometimes if an arm gets injured it develops gangrene and you have to cut it off, wouldn't want to risk that happening now would you?
it's more like getting your teeth pulled out to avoid getting cavities, spending time washing your teeth daily would be expecting too much.

There's nothing wrong with consenting adults getting circumcised or getting tattooes or piercings but it's their choice to do so.

You can get false teeth that work pretty well, but once you lose your meat sheath you're not getting it back.

she's a woman, why would she understand what it's like to have a dick

Feels nice when it's inside a bagene, no condor. Also when you have morning wood and rub one out while in bed. Or when you're taking a piss on the side of the road after a very long drive.
Otherwise it's whatever, would not recommend. At least it doesn't bleed every month.

I'm surprised how high Australia is

you can regrow your foreskin kinda, it's more like stretching the surrounding skin into a foreskin shape.
It won't feel the same or work the same but it's somewhat of an impersonation.
Kind of similar to getting false teeth.

it probably includes older generations, not newborns.
My father was cut but no one of my generation are cut.
When I went to the doctor I had to do a urine test and he specifically told me to roll my foreskin back before I peed in the cup.
He didn't say if I have a foreskin, it's just assumed people my age do.

You just have a tiny dick, mine retracts automatically because an erection makes my dick extend way beyond where my foreskin can keep up with it. And the only times my foreskin has hurt were because I wasn't washing it enough, if you shower everyday with soap on the appropriate areas you should have zero problems (and you should all be doing that anyway unless you want shit residue building up on your ass).

I would suggest seeing a dick doctor (urologist? Idk), seems like you have some kind of sexual dysfunction that should be looked into.

Lol no, all we can do is stop circumcising future generations

More like he knew because of your medical records, numbnuts.

if you can pull it back while soft then it's good.
Not everyone pulls back when hard and that's fine.
Manuelle Ferrara is a male pornstar who has the same thing and he's very accomplished.
If it hurts during sex that's different, you should see a doctor.
You don't need to get cut, you can use steroid cream to stretch it or a minor incision to give you more looseness.
not necesarily.
I have a similar thing, the problem is my glans is too big for the inner foreskin, there's a tight area where it doesn't want to push through while hard.
I don't have any pain during sex though, it's just happy being inside during it.

It's propaganda at its finest. It went in hook, line and sinker in the USA as it was promised to prevent masturbation, which was all great back then. You can thank Kellogg for it (the reason he actually invented corn flakes was to stop masturbation as well, as he thought if people introduced more corn to their diet, they'd soil the ground less often)

>tfw your parents fell for the kike meme and snipped it off
IT'S NOT FAIR, FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD

Seems about right to me. I’m from Aus and basically half of the people Im friends with are circumcised. Granted we’re all in our 20’s, I think circumcision rates now in 2019 are almost non existent for newborns

When I was little the first few times I pulled the foresking back with my dick hard it would hurt, with time and some fapping it stretched out and stopped hurting completely.

who stopped you from getting circumcised?
for me it was my mum.

>tfw intact but will probably never have sex

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I’m actually not sure I’ve never asked my parents before. I don’t even know if my father is circumcised or not. I guess I’m just lucky it never happened to me.

Same, when you're young you don't really even know what your dick is so of course you're not going to operate and maintain it very well. One of my earliest memories is some hair or something getting stuck in my foreskin and hurting like hell so my mom had to manually take it out and clean me up, but ever since that day it's worked like a charm and I can roll the old sheath up and down whenever I feel like.

>tfw dad was going to get me snipped but mom said no
>She cut out some newspaper article about how it's bad and stuck it in my baby book

It's bizarre that americans have to go through such measures as this for what should be common sense.

did she slurp on it when you grew up?

>STI prevention
So are people who get their sons cut basically anticipating their baby will grow up and go around fucking disease ridden sluts? They don't have any faith in their ability to raise their son not to be a mindless degenerate

The "study" that claim is based on is extremely questionable, at best.

circumcision is jewish mental/spiritual trauma an a form of branding

puritanical christards. half the country still are

this

I was told, my mum just reasoned I could choose when I was older and my dad didn't care enough to try and argue with that reasoning.

The only people on earth who mutilate their boys are:

>Muslims, because religion
>Jews, because religion
>Americans, because retarded

Back in the 1800s when masturbation was literally referred to as a symptom of disease, or the devil, Americans decided to copy their Jewish overlords and begin snipping their boys to rob them of sexual pleasure, and thereby the devil.

Turns out Americans aren't very clever, so they just kept doing it.

Foreskin regeneration is a thing. You stretch the skin over the glans and it dekeratinizes. Based on anecdotal stories by men circumcised as adults when then restored, you get back about 75-85% of the feeling. Basically you'll never get back the dedicated nerve endings in the tip, but the skin itself from that area still has plenty of nerve endings, and stretching the skin promotes the growth of more. Furthermore, covering the glans causes it to remoisturize. Lastly the mechanical sliding action is fully restored. It's better than nothing, and considering most men are mutilated as children, it's the best they can do.

you could have been cut AND in the same position though, so count your blessings

so >because retarded

>Burgers sit on their high horse and condemn anyone who mutilates girls through circumcision
>Simultaneously mutilates their own boys because washing your dick is too complicated

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IMAGINE HAVING ONE LIFE AND THE JEWS MADE SURE YOU WOULD NEVER EXPERIENCE SEX PROPERLY.

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Based as fuck

The average american can't see their own dick past their fat by the time they reach 5yo, so it might actually be too complicated to wash it for them.

That's America for you
>sits on their high horse talking about uncivilised all the middle eastern countries are for letting adults marry children
>can't decriminalise child marriage in their own fucking country

Same thing except I can pull it back when I'm soft

>Foreskin regeneration is a thing.
Unless you're a starfish, it's really not. They can call it that, but it's not the same.

>Retarded guy chops his own Wang
>based
I never really watched this show. Is dr. Gimp really that good?

unless you have phimosis.

Thanks for the tips.
No pun intended. I think my issue is similar to yours, my glans is fairly large as well and yeah sex feels great if it’s not retracted, but sometimes it’ll retract during sex and it’ll be uncomfortable.

>you can regrow your foreskin kinda
You might actually be retarded, kinda.

Remember, these are Americans we're talking about.

This is so true it deserves the quads it didn't get.

Watch it, and decide for yourself.

What?

look up phimosis

Child marriages still go on in America. While not "common", you're talking a lot more than 100 cases each year of girls as young as 10 marrying guys in their 30s.
Republicans for some reason keep blocking any attempts to introduce federal law to make the whole thing illegal

So I guess you meant "can't criminalize", not "can't decriminalize"?

>Kike doctor wanted to cut me
>Parents were poor so they decided to not pay to cut me
Jesus Christ...

Pic related is somewhat related too.

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There is literally no reason to care about circumcision at all. It has very minor medical benefits (especially in third world countries) and no downsides.

>But it reduces sensitivity!

That's literally a myth, but feel free to post those charts you have saved onto your computer based on outdated studies, rather than more concrete and recent ones suggesting that there is no difference in sensitivity between circumcised and uncircumcised men.

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>concrete and recent ones
cock sauce?

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It originated with kikes and was promulgated to non-kikes by christian moralists who saw it as a way to discourage masturbation. This isn't shocking or news to anyone.

The thing I barely see mentioned in circumcision discussions is that the modern pro-circumcision lobby is absolutely overrun with seriously sick circumfetishist pedophiles, to the extent that practically every non-Jew/Muslim circumcision advocate is one.

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Why would women be in favour of circumcision?

This effects them too, an uncut dick is gonna create friction in the vagina and cause pain

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>The thing I barely see mentioned in circumcision discussions is that the modern pro-circumcision lobby is absolutely overrun with seriously sick circumfetishist pedophiles, to the extent that practically every non-Jew/Muslim circumcision advocate is one.
You know this for a fact? And can prove it? Then why haven't you turned over your research to the police?

>an uncut dick is gonna create friction in the vagina and cause pain
Have you ever had sex? With a woman?

They're smelly Ogro mutts that spend their time sharting at the local Wal-mart.

You can really see Based Hugh Laurie's inner Englishman's reaction to this Yank insanity there.

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God commands all men to be circumcised as a condition of entering heaven. All.uncut men will burn forever
9 And God said unto Abraham, Thou shalt keep my covenant therefore, thou, and thy seed after thee in their generations.

10 This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.

11 And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.

12 And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed.

13 He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised: and my covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.

14 And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.

>100 cases per year in a country of 300,000,000 people
Yeah, totally the same as the Middle East.

God’s covenant with the house of Abraham.