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First for Azor Jaime
Azor Melisandre
Azor Theon
Azor Theon
D I C K O N
Azor Varys
Azor Pussy
Was she ever pretty?
Azor Cersei
Azor Stannis
Azor Sandor
Azor Radmure
Azor Jaime vs King Euron S8E6
She was just younger.
Azor Mountain.
yes.... not anymore
Azor Petyr
Did Nikolaj and Peter dp Lena?
Was Euron to biggest character downgrade from the books? Then again, I get it. He brings an entire arc that has no place in the show already struggling with multiple perspectives and agendas.
Lady Sansa, I'm KIA
QUIT PLAYING AROUND RENLY I AM THE ONE TRUE KING AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH!
Nice nose, nice jaw, she just looks retarded when she smiles. Which is fine if you're into the disabled
youtu.be
I want to hear the theme that starts at 3.57 next week again
She still looks the same if she doesn't make any facial expressions
I said, Harder.
So will we see ellaria this season? She's still locked away lol
>Why yes, we will hide inside the crypts, where there's plenty of dead people for the NK to resurrect
>impleying dan and dabid even remember she exists
she's just one of the many characters they completely forgot about user
>4 episodes left
>they will all be shit
>fat man will die before finishing the series
>we will never get the ending we deserve
>Joffrey, Tommen, Tyrion, Littlefinger, and Ramsay all had a chance to put a baby in Sansa
>none of them even tried
Are we sure that Sansa is even a girl?
Rancer kun, more wine desu ne
I'm pretty sure his assistants and editor will get the books out in record time after GRRM dies. We all know he's writing precisely jack shit.
So we can all agree that the show is shit for two reasons, one that is rushed as fuck and two that d&d lost grrm's imput. But why the fuck don't they made it a longer series? It is, after all, the most popular series in the world, so they could have done 15 to 16 seasons and get it right, include more plots and close others, they wouldn't have to rush it like they are doing, and that also would have given grrm time to finish the books or at least come up with a better ending than the one d&d are giving us. Why not make the series longer?
Ramsay tried a whole lot but the seed is weak I guess
really nigga?
Rape, they said.
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU FUCKING BRAINLETS THE DEAD STARKS IN THE CRYPTS CANNOT BE RESURRECTED
SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN IN THE CRYPT BUT IT WONT BE THAT
IT WOULD BE RETARDED EVEN FOR D&D STANDARDS
She's also one they should never have picked up in the first place, so this counts as a good thing in my books.
christ she's pretty
Roose Bolton
a) They're skellingtons. There's a limit on what can become a wight.
b) the crypts were built by Bran the builder, in fact they were likely the first part of winterfell that he built, and they were likely built AS a sanctuary from the white walkers and wights, and have magical protections.
Think about the cave of the 3ER north of the wall. It had a magical protection, we saw it work in action, when the wights near it rose up and chased bran and meera, they immediately exploded when they hit the entrance. I think there's a similar magic protecting the crypts. Bran knows this, he has the Night King's mark on him which is why he refuses to go into the crypts because his mark would invalidate the magic that protects them.
didn't read lol
All the bodies have been cleaned. They are just bones. Just bones can’t be reanimated.
Didn't we see the Dragonbinder as a prop way back when on Iron Islands? But yeah, that story got aborted fast.
nah, is definitely Euron
>ywn EVER stick her with the pointy end of your dick in her bad poosy
JUST FUCKING END MY LIFE SENPAI
i always picture rhaegar charching at him in a heroic fashion before getting absolutely demolished with the hammer, and bobby b standing over him witch his armor completely fucked, blood pouring out of his mouth and then looking him in the eye as he dies and letting out a war scream
Hundreds will die.
there were skeleton wights at the cave of 3ER
Trillions
No but her lips are plump and perfect
Ramsay and Joffrey only do facials because it's more demeaning to the girl. They probably would laugh for an hour after skeeting directly in her eye.
unbearably so.
>I'm pretty sure his assistants and editor will get the books out in record time after GRRM dies. We all know he's writing precisely jack shit.
He's constantly surrounding himself with black women so I have a hard time believing he doesn't write in a powerful black women and make her the queen.
How is Euron going to die? My money is on Cersei having the Mountain crush his skull or some shit but can't help but feel Theon may have a say
GODS I WAS STRONG
>bonks you to death
>REEEEEEE
BRING BACK STANNIS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Absolute wife material
Then why doesn’t he reanimate bodies that have completely degraded to dust, and use them as nanobots?
reminder that the manlet cheated on rose with some slav bimbo and HBO covered for him
because actors want more money with each new season
also they want to do something else in their lives besides GoT you know
What's happening here?
just toss a handful of dragonglass shards inside each tomb and they won't even resurrect
I have wasted my whole fucking day in these generals and I needed to write 10k words for tomorrow.
When's your friend Robert coming around, Ned?
Let us help you.
What's the subject?
same. seven save us both
B&rp
Who else redpilled here
The worst thing about it is the drop in dialogue quality since straying from the books. It immediately dropped down to sitcom-tier.
>also they want to do something else in their lives besides GoT you know
Imagine seeing 99% of actors that want to quit their series crashing and burning and still wanting to end your career that way. They're part of the greatest show ever made (at least the most popular one). They should be grateful. No one from this show is gonna have a career once it's over, except the ones that had one before.
#notmyking
Spam their twitters with this image, tarnish his reputation.
The actors are aging. They don't want Sansa to be thirty and Jaime to be sixty by the time the series finally ends
J
E
W
S
Is this what the Summer Isles would've looked like?
me me i am
BRING BACK SANDFU BEFORE I WANK MESELF TO A LESSER WAIFU
wow jon is such a cheater #GoT #notmyking
Not really a subject, I just have to write some short story. I know what I have to do I am just too distracted.
Amen, brother.
who
I miss the war of the five kings
Have children
/ourahai/
Post bottom pic or at least tell me what to google
I'm going to show my butt cheeks in 7 years, user
arent viewing figures slowly dropping? and the actors are probs bored working on it and want to work on something else so they dont get type cast. also d&d are bored too most likely, dont they some show coming up about american civil war or slavery alongside whatever star wars stuff theyre doing? they need time off too and the phenomenon of GOT has kinda come to a natural end, its been 8 years few dramas (esp expensive fantasy ones) survive that long with quality not dropping (which it has been)
w-why satan?
>I just have to write some short story.
You know that Azor Jamie meme? Just write a ten thousand word tale of Jaime's campaign against the Walkers and his eventual slaying of their King
user every new season is worse in quality by magnitudes
think again, do you really want 16 seasons?
the prettiest girl in all the seven kingdoms, user
>filename
Underrated Snake
Do they even mention Azor in the show?
Yes.
ok what if -boar with me- what if they make more than one season per year and stop using the show as an excuse to travel to dubrovnik, iceland and the canary islands?
I finally just caught up to episode 2, is there a third episode?
>yfw when snekfu is rotting in a jail cell and you couldn't hold her in her final moments
dubs don’t lie
not bad at all
looks better with long hair, hope she takes her kit off in more stuff in the future (hopefully my bedroom)
Also i though it was cheeky the season when she went topless i remember emilia clarke saying she wouldnt go topless any more, effectively meaning d&d maybe pressured a 18 to get her top off to meet the tit quota (not that im complaining)
they never said Azor Ahai but the prince who was promised has been mentioned a lot
best snek but a bad picture. look at these milkers
>think again, do you really want 16 seasons?
yes I do
She's European, probably wasn't hard to convince.
ever noticed there's almost no asians in the show? (apart from that one red priest)
thank god you're not in charge then
yo you gotta provide context
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT LEAKS HERE
If they'd had this plan and stretched things out from the beginning it would have been a better show. Maybe GRRM would have finished the series before the show ended and we never would have seen the same drop in quality
>ywn be a young Westerosi lordling who sails to the Summer Isles and has a reverse gangbang with the females there because it's literally their religion to provide sexual pleasure
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I know this is mostly ironic shitposting, but fuck, man.
if I could have some genuine reciprocal nuzzling and cuddling for 20 mins. alas, here I am, joking about /got/ waifus and dying in my sleep from misery and loneliness.
Why no nudes?
Yi Ti is barely a thing in the series beyond the lore books
...
is that robert carlyle as hitler? is that movie any good?
and that's a good thing
>tfw have a Java assignment due in 9 hours
>tfw I have no idea what I'm doing
>tfw still shitposting here
*waits*
>tfw not born a rich slave trader that could spend all day training young cunny and then selling them for high prices
my god this show murdered one of the best dudes
just get the first parts done starting the program out, and then shuffle your way through what you can from the book. make effort, maybe you fail, maybe you don't
I'm a little fairy
I actually like her with the short hair, might prefer it if it were slightly longer. Somewhere between that and this.
corny and comfy but cartoonish hitler ragekino
yi ti is super far away so it makes sense. and there is another asian, she's hot
and even in their final attempt to make him look bad, he died like a fucking badass, fuck dan and dabid
I always forget Dorne was a thing and thankfully so does the show.
>tfw Beltalowda
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NOOOOWWWW ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH GOD DAMMMIIIIITTTTT
thought she was american?
where are his eyebrows
i remember reading the first book such a long time ago. went out and watched season 1 immediately afterwards, everything seemed so new and interesting. i will never recapture that feeling
Stannis brah
Stannis
I've got to make a whole website linked to a database. Not started either of them. Due in 5 days. Stay strong future neet user.
BASED
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It's cancerous. Somehow instead of the thread being slow making me less likely to post, it just makes me want to check back. Usually when the threads are flying by I can't follow them so I just fuck off.
Italian-American, seems to have lived in Italy most of her life
Life Is Suffering.
thank fuck
Crush dragonglass into powder. Use catapults to constantly throw the powder all over the battlefield. Mix it with grease and cover ever person with the dragonglass lotion.
looks good here too. your pick was from the season after she was introduced. in her first season they made her hair too austere
Made for thick white cock
>future neet user
funny because I'm practically on the verge of neet atm, quit my wagecuck job and only doing a single subject this uni term and still leaving everything to the last second
at least I'm not an amerishart who has to go into 500k debt to do this
>you have no more dragonglass and the wights are fully moisturized
friendly reminder:
this is melisandre glamoured as the princess shireen look alike and will save the crypt (and die there)
i think it actually has to pierce the body
Come to Dorne. It's a silly place but we have perks.
underrated waifu coming through
This thread is filled with nothing but incels.
Have sex you losers.
Anyone:
Jon Snow: I DONT WANNA BE KING AAAAAAA
How the hell do you pierce a skeleton?
1) Aging actors. If this story is supposed to take place over the course of 5-8 years it wouldn't make sense for a 10 year old to be 30 by the end.
2) Salaries. Actors tend to get larger salaries as time goes on so long running shows become costly.
3) The "we're making this up as we go." Much like how a shows like DBZ had to have filler episodes because the manga was being written in parallel, if they decided to stretch the show out to stay with the books we'd have to have filler which reduces the quality of the show.
This explains a lot about her nude scene, she really does just have small nipples
huh, speaks english well. italy has excellent talent. also, now i know how to make her love me
too jewish
Stannis was. Euron is something is developed enough to be brought down/
>a) They're skellingtons. There's a limit on what can become a wight.
Remember when Draugr from Skyrim erupted from the ground in Season 4? I memba.
Remember when an arm without any meat, muscle or sinews stabbed Jojen to death while doing the shittiest drinking bird impression ever? I also memba.
DId D&D ruin Euron because they thought people would root for him if they made him faithful to the books? If he was anywhere close to Book Euron I'M sure he'd be the most popular character of the show by now.
his episodes are based
howdy pup
Nigger, most Europeans speak English. That isn't some big achievement.
Azor Bronn
Going by interviews she speaks English with a generic American accent but Italian with an Italian accent.
Proper Italian-American there.
What the fuck happened to her?
you can pierce bone
Of course they do. America rules he world.
it starts half way decent
but it falls apart like so many other hitler depictions in mindless yelling and spitting etc
they even go so far as to show a certain relationship with a jewish family especially the wife which supported him greatly but even that is misrepresented
rather read the good biographies about hitler there's more entertainment there
I need to get myself banned, anons. Farewell.
HE STILL GOT SHOOTERS OUT HERE
no, GRRM regrets not making him edgier and he has already re-written his story in TWOW and he passed this info to D&D
he said he wants a walter white in his story
she's American by birth
>I've got to make a whole website linked to a database.
Is it some kind of a registration form? Every time i hear: "website linked to a database" it's a fucking form linked to 1 table.
GL with it anyway.
Nice normiebook meme. You forgot the picture though.
What if the dragonglass dust contacts inside an open wound?
I guess speaking English well when you're an American is a lot harder.
the fuck is that squat
good luck with the writting
>tfw no Melisandre gf
Why live lads
pure yum
also unironically has the best cuckold sessions scene where she introuces her white friend to her mans bbc.
Bye
>The mods pin this and the thread
Who?
she has been living in london for years too
Azor Tommen
See you later, user.
...source?
All the Sand Snake's real accents aren't exotic at all. Nymeria is a Brit, Obara is a Kiwi and Bad Poosy American
They all got vaguely Spanish-ish accents for the show
Porn, man. Position they shoot shit in have to be so uncomfortable.
BROS, GIVE ME THE SPOILERS
ALL OF THEM
Nah
>vaguely Spanish-ish accents
>AI EM OBARA SEND DOTER....
>Yi ti is super far away so it makes sense
While the Summer islands...
Have sex.
without an accent? dont be dumb
tania raymondes audition was spot on oberyn accent... still pissed they went with the bigger name kiwi over her just because of her bigger name
tania is smoking hot
Not always American
youtube.com
Is valaryian steel just steel with dragon glass mixed in?
In her defense Obara is actually supposed to be rough and mannish looking.
What I don't get is why they made them all the same except one was a butch dyke. Entire thing with Sand Snakes was they were varied as fuck in appearance and skills.
it's forged in dragonfire and has some spell shit going on as well
I wish it was that simple user. It's a booking system for movies allowing staff and users to sign up and remove their accounts, buy movies and all that stuff.
i dont think it has dragon glass in it. it was forged using dragon fire... i could be wrong
>those nips
arya kills NK
arya kills Cercei
arya kills Dany and Jon
arya kills Bran
arya kills the Hound, Jaime, the Mountain and Brienne
arya kills the dragons
then, arya sits at the Iron Throne and keeps Gendry chained and fucks him every day 3 times a day
the end
eh who cares about that stupid shit. arya is supposed to have a long horse face and maisie is round like a goblin
Not actress-tier either
>that voice
>her small frame
>her fidgeting
GIVE HER TO ME, GIVE HER TO ME NOW!!!!!!!
I guess that they went with a half-Chinese half-Brit, a half-Maori New Zealander and an Italian American they were going with the idea that Oberyn had boned a lot of varied women
Then they had their gimmick weapons like a video game miniboss squad
wtf how smol is she
nice shadow lol. you know what i mean
>just turn off your brain and use Wordpress lul
>done in 12 min
From politics to penis in a heartbeat.
The battle rages for most of the episode (50 mins+) with some very heroic moments for most of the characters many dieing along the way.
Bran awaits with theon by the tree until eventually the outer army are overwhelmed and the last remainaing named characters head to the crypts to defend hide.
Brann and the night king (who arrives on dragonback) touch eachother and have a conversation in a "different realm" the Night King appears as his former body .
he discloses that the survivors will be left alone if they fufil his demand
" Bring me sansa stark alive... Her feet untouched "
Long, not a horse face. Arya is meant to be awkward but turning into a beauty, like Lyanna
I always pictured Arya like this.
I miss all the theory posting and stuff. Before the final few seasons.
based
WOah based! is there a source for this?
?
who do you reckon is the most hated character in /got/? Arya?
>no tiny Italian beauty to keep in your pocket for safekeeping
T A L L E R
I'd get kicked out for that, not allowed any frameworks either.
jeyne poole literally calls her arya horseface
Too kino for D&D. No way the night kings actions are that logical
Not even close
It's Dany
What 2 years can do to someone.
The one true king
Jeyne Poole is a bitch 11 year old.
light chuckle/10
im excited to see daenarys get her comupence
stannis
stannis
wtf she is perfect
Gods, I was strong back then!
Four.
>get an Arya x Gendry sex scene
>we won't see Brienne and Jaime fuck before one of them dies
The FEET sansa, they were beautiful
dany by far
Ramsay
yes surely the objective source of info is Arya's hated older sister and her sidekick
Who is this
Daenerys 100%. It's well known even on /r/ASoIaF that everyone hates her.
Arya Horseface
Arya Underfoot
Arry
Lumpyhead
Lumpyface
Stickboy
Rabbitkiller
Weasel
Nymeria
Nan
Squab
Wolf Girl
SALTY
Cat of the Canals
Blind Beth
the Blind Girl
the Ugly Girl
Mercedene
MERCY
How come he wore cool armor instead of black leather?
I mean if she took off all that makeup and stripped out the hair dye she'd look pretty much the same as
gay as fuck and very reddit
i stopped re-watching game of thrones a long time ago but i'll never stop rewatching the tudors. natalie dormer was so underused in game of thrones, d&d didn't deserve her.
... and removed the implants
Him and Strong Belwas.
Which kinda makes you wonder what even the purpose of such makeup is
>not knowing any of the lore
If you think the crypts wont come alive after it was probably the most said word in s8e2 then you are the big gay.
Screencap this.
im so glad they cut this stupid comic relief character
She started to look like this already late 2016, around 2 years after her episode was filmed.
There's no implants in that picture.
based
Upcoming deaths:
EP3:
>Brienne, killed by wight Tormund
>Tormund, doublekilled by Jaime
>Davos, killed during a mutiny when soldiers are trying to flee Winterfell
>Bran, killed by the Night King
>Sansa, turned into a wight
EP4:
>Tyrion, Samwell, and Varys get BBQed by Dany for various reasons, but mostly her going off the deep end
EP5:
>Arya gets pancaked by Undead Mountain
>Cersei dies to Jaime
>Dany dies to Jon
EP6
>No one dies
literally who
Who are the three most attractive women to ever appear on the show (and have a name)?
Incorrect answers will have you subjected to eight consecutive Arya sex scenes.
there is on her IG
how does blood spatter that way when sword fighting?
THOT
>hated by both Yea Forums and reddit
that's why i like her so much, literally best girl
god i wish
>Arya gets pancaked by Undead Mountain
If only.
MANLET BTFO
Make blank white pages only with necessary controls on them. It will look like ass but still work. Show something.
I'll screencap it just so we can all laugh at you after the next episode
Jackie chan
Peter Jackson
Robert Downy Jr
haha jokes on you is totally fuck maise
is there any chance tyrion facefucks his sister as he kills her and he is killed as both a fuck you to her and to fufil both her prophecy of being killed by her younger brother, but also his wish to die with his cock is a whores mouth or something
Nah, there's a lot of padded bras.
kinvara
always thought she was too old for the role
bad pussy
Shae
Sansa
Bad Pussy
Melisandre
Myranda
tyene sand
we have the same trend of awful fake tans + makeup overload in Australia but only the ugly girls do it, seems even the qts in bongland fall for the meme
sad
I remember back in season 4, watching that scene where Littlefinger goes to her room after she lied to the Vale Lords and genuinely thinking they were going to fuck.
Not even being a perv, it would have been a great plot development. The line between manipulated and manipulator would become so blurred.
Na, it's basically Damascus steel but forged with magic.
>hating on strong Belwas
Absolute pleb-tier taste
>Miranda
>Doreah
>Tyene
One extra that has no name, the whore that gives coins to the Second Sons to pick who will go assassinate Daenerys.
Ygritte
Talisa
Margaery
Doreah
Tyene
Ros
Myrcella Baratheon - Nell Tiger Free
Missandei - Nathalie Emmanuel
Myranda - Charlotte Hope
Neck yourself.
Your bluepilled opinions wont see the light of day come Sunday night
mark addy
So this is basically Matrix the Series but instead of red pilling the nights king blue eyes everyone.
Not sure how matrix ended but I hope the woke walkers win
shae isnt that attractive
inferior myrcella
Man, that Alita movie looks good. That almost looks like Bobby B.
Melly
Bad Pussy
Missandei
You cut veins and arteries
Heart then pumps
Blood shoots out of cuts.
That's not spatter that's a fountain. The lines are tangential
but at the same time im mad they took away vargo hoats comic relief and turned him into the edgelord locke
i really wanted to hear him say saphirithe
that retarded crypt meme is getting stale
no one actually believes it
I assume lots of severed limbs flipping through the air to create that drizzled effect.
There are lots of AJAX example sites or what ever he needs. If he gets of Yea Forums for a couple hours he'll figure it out.
Melisandre
Shae
Missandei
Yeah, that one. She's fully naked in some z-tier list horror movie.
Sam has the biggest plot armor
>thaphirithe
Myranda
Sansa
Dany (unironically)
>>Arya gets pancaked by Undead Mountain
Kino.
friendly reminder:
the bodies in the crypt do not have to come back to life... maestyer llewin tells theon that he can escape via the crypt tunnels and nobody would know
the wights will just find their way in via the tunnels
I actually liked Locke, would have liked him to have an extended role in the North.
Nymeria
Tyene
Doreah
that girl who wipes the cum off her face in littlefingers brothel
that whore with the fucked up grille that theon bangs on the way to the iron islands
arya
>implying maester lewen wasn't subtly telling him to kill himself
They have plastic surgeons in Essos eh?
I'm sorry dude but it's not a meme. They literally put iron swords on the graves in the crypts to keep the "bad spirits" from walking around. There are multiple starks down there that are connected to NK. GRRM has been foreshadowing it since the first book. The show since the first season. The fact that everyone thinks it will be saved and the fact that it was mentioned so many times in ep2 is just blatant and sloppy foreshadowing. You can absolutely expect it. Im sorry you feel the way you do, but you are wrong.
Probably, but he still has time to recover. Him murdering the snake bitches was the best thing in S7 by far.
Thank you for bringing this up
frogfu
missandei
dunno, maybe ygritte
>the wights will just find their way in via the tunnels
this is what i thought too tBh
wow that's some azor jaime tier fanfic
>a) They're skellingtons. There's a limit on what can become a wight.
No.
fake and gay
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
I'm looking forward to sunday
bad pussy and melisandre didn't tip you off?
Are they going to make the NK vulnerable to dragon fire? He walks right through it during the wight hunt
what? none of those women have fake tits
post that one e3 leak of jon losing longclaw
SOMEONE MAKE A THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
i think the point was to let us know tht he is not
More thread, my lord?
they do
Bad pussy was only 18 when she first appeared on the show.
sure they do incel