It’s over bros, the dream is dead. Giant, bulbous forehead due to receding hairline, no jawline at all, tiny chin, drooping skin at 23 years of age, long horse face, big bags under my eyes, bloated, estrogenic looking skin that’s pale and diseased looking.
Let’s not forget my mannerisms. I was so autistic looking, I kept looking at the floor even though no one was around. My mouth looked so weird when I talked, and I was doing weird things with my hands I never realized I did. And my fucking voice, I sound like I have a lisp, and I can understand why people always say they can’t hear me, I thought I was talking loud, but it’s so quiet. I have a deep, quiet voice that nobody can hear and weird mouth movements.
And the worst part of all was how my tiny my fully erect penis was. I’m about 5.5 inches non bone pressed, about 6.25 inches bone pressed, and 4.8 inches in girth, and it looked like a baby’s penis.
I can’t believe this. I will never be a movie star, my dream is dead. How could this happen to me? What am I supposed to do with my life now? I’ve never even had sex for Christ’s sake.
At least you have more self awareness than most wannabe-actors. Also even if you were a 10/10 chad you still wouldn't be able to be a movie star, let's be honest.
Benjamin Ramirez
Bone pressed is the only one that matters since the only time you’ll be having sex is when you are pushing your penis deep as possible to inseminate your new wife right?
Connor Brooks
Don't give up user - you could be the next Danny DeVito.
Cooper Robinson
Adam Driver says wassup. C'mon user, we unironically need more spergy looking wh*te actors in Hollywood. Keep at it!
Matthew Russell
It could be worse, at least your n
Daniel Gonzalez
>tfw tall with handsome face and big penis and still a 28yo virgin loser
>go outside >random roastie suddenly starts waving with her hand from afar >she starts running towards me >she tries to hug me but I stop her >tell her to get the fuck away from me >get in my car and drive away
fucking roasties
Isaac Morris
This is the weirdest demoralization thread I've ever read. The absurdity makes it humorously interesting. Maybe you're weird because the physiognomy of recording yourself naked with a bone is spilling over into your life. Try throwing a football around and doing man things?
Jose Baker
LOL.
neither the shape of your body nor your acting talent matter. if you want to get into the movie scene you need to have CONNECTIONS.
user, if Ryan Gosling could become a star there's hope for you as well.
Asher Miller
This user speaks the truth. Those who are saying "If (insert sperg here) could become an actor then so can you" are retarded, The main difference between them and you is that they know the right people. And that's just a matter of luck.
Gabriel Perry
Become a circus clown
Gavin Lopez
No, there are balls on the way, the only way is under your cock from the balls, for me at least
Eli Cooper
>23
you should have figured this out at 12 then again at 16 when you were not part of any acting clubs or have any portfolio of work
Wasnt spending your time on Yea Forums evidence enough for that?
Asher Wilson
>Michael Cera >Carreer
Levi Sanchez
Based cringe reddit poster.
Aiden Wilson
Just be a character actor, try to own your look as best you can. Also Terrance Howard has a micropenis and still made it sort of
John Kelly
You dont have to be attractive to be an actor. There are roles for comic relief, the nerd, the fat stoner, etc etc.
Robert Carter
Filmed yourself walking around naked with an erect penis talking and looking at the ground?
Samuel Wright
Dare i say... Lovecraftian kino?
Anthony Roberts
Just fuck her upside down, problem solved
James Cruz
Yeah I did
Logan Lopez
for real. gosling's eyes are so fucking googly, he might as well be cookie monster.
Lincoln Harris
>film yourself lurching around your home in the nude, staring at the floor, mumbling to yourself, with an erection >this brought you to the realization that you'll never be a movie star
If you're gonna talk this way about yourself then I'm not sure what we're supposed to do. Also, I don't think penis size has anything to do with becoming a movie star.
Hunter Rodriguez
>And the worst part of all was how my tiny my fully erect penis was. I’m about 5.5 inches non bone pressed, about 6.25 inches bone pressed, and 4.8 inches in girth, and it looked like a baby’s penis. This sounds average user ?
