One of the worst superhero movies I've ever seen. The first time I've walked out of the theater in a long time...

One of the worst superhero movies I've ever seen. The first time I've walked out of the theater in a long time. How does this garbage have a 90% audience and critic score?

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Top bait

THIS
(But the opposite)
It was actually good

I wish I was baiting, but i'm not. I wasted money on this movie

HOW COME PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH ME

>wasted
>enjoyed a new film classic
Yeesh

What exactly did you dislike?

What did you expect from a promo poster with a twink superhero texting his gay lover blowing a bubble with gum?

Seething mouseshill

>watching capeshit
YOU GOTTA BE 18+ TO POST HERE KIDDO!
Your parents miust be so proud that their child hasn't emotionally developed past the age of 10.
Like seriously, imagine dying in combat while cutting some barbarians heads off to defend your country and then you're in heaven looking down at the culmination of your legacy, and what is it doing?
Watching manlets running around greenscreens pretending to be comic book superheroes and shooting CGI beams at each other while quipping. If you could commit suicide in heaven, then you probably would at that moment. You would regret ever having children, having dozens of generations of descendants, all because of one manchild in the 21st century. Atleast you could rest assured knowing that your genetic lineage dies with this incel ass.

>META THIS META THAT
full cringe. the villain and soundtrack were awful and focus group'd

Try and get laid atleast once dude lol

have sex

>The guy who played Shazam! is formally Chuck

weewww only da real 1s will kno

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>Watching childrens superhero movies
Pic related is your brain

I watched it with my kids because im not a fucking loser like you are lol

The "conflict" with Billy and the disabled kid was completely forced, everything about Black Adam was stupid, and most the humour didn't land for me, and when the humour is the main selling point of the movie, there's not much else to save it.
I know sound like a marvel shill, but I swear I'm not, I really like Aquaman

Alt-Right Nazis and their bot armies are hacking and vastly inflating anything that rivals Marvel. Scores can't be trusted until Bernie is president.

>He brags about taking his kids to see a film produced by a satanic corporation

the goal of every film and moviegoer of this generation is to reduce society's gods to the level of the boring norp manchild and this is the most transparent example there is of that next to Venom.
>what do we do know big scary monster inside me
>WHAAAATEVER WE WANT BROOOOOO
that was a movie for grown men
and don't be mistaken, so is shazam.

It was good for what is was. Most superhero movies are very boring but shazam was quite good.

>It was good

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You know the hero was fighting the seven deadly sins in the film right? that went right over your little pea brain and you just start screaming satanism? mental illness

Stop seething disneyfag.

How would I know that you dumb fuck? I don't watch capeshit. And tons of hollywood movies display evil as evil. Doesnt chnge the fact that hollywood worships devils.

>everything about Black Adam was stupid
you watched the wrong movie

What do you mean?

Shazam is a kids movie. I took my nephews to go see it.
Get #Dabbed on

This isn't having sex namefag. I thought we told you to have sex.

black adam is not even in the movie

Oh wow I thought that's who Mark Strong was supposed to be. Well anyways the villain is still dumb regardless

ohhhh you talk shit because you are ignorant got it. probably applies to most of your life.

seething namefag

First superhero movie I've seen since X-Men (1999)

Can't wait for the sequel

>I thought Dr. Sivana was Black Adam
>Well anyways the villain is still dumb regardless
Yes, "the villain"...