It's really like a science, you know

Too bad his stand-up is utterly mediocre and forgettable.

>man I've been crafting this new hour
>just slimming it down from a funny four to a hilarious, insane one hour
>I'm like a surgeon, but with bits and lines
>seriously guys I feel like Dr Frankenstein here, I've assembled a monster hour
>I get home from The Store, and I just get to editing, immediately
>I stay up for hours on Alpha Brain and butter coffee, just STUDYING my work, watching tapes, thinking about how I can improve
>when I pass out at my desk from writing I wake up and get RIGHT back into it
>I'm not happy until my hour is perfect, man

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And now he's wondering why clown world is upon us and transgender men are beating up women in sports. You were part of the fucking rhetoric, faggot midget. When the argument for gay marriage is "gender doesn't matter," then what the fuck do you think is gong to happen? I hope one of his wife's kids becomes a drag queen.

Everyone thinks your comedy thing is a side gig, a pet project, joe. No need to be so insecure and tell everyone how meticulous you are with creating bits, it’s just silly.

Comedians always feel like they do it for life. They're always saying to each other "you should get back into it." I always turn off his comedian interviews because it's inveitably the same stories as everyone else about the Laugh Factory/Comedy Store or Lorn Michaels stories.

Joe unironically considers himself in the same "HALL OF LEGENDS" that people hold Carlin, Seinfeld, Chappelle, Pryor, and Chris Rock in.

Link?

lmao go on youtube lazy fag

I tried to find a clip. I just remember chuckling to the fact that he went totally unrecognized as a comedian by her which offended him. The fact that he views himself as a comedian first which is delusion in contrast to his actual public image. Maybe give that episode a listen? It’s pretty good

>I don't know the full story but let me tell you why thats wrong

Yikes

>He's effortlessly good at interviewing people
>"Wow really?"

THOSE GORILLAS WILL FUCK YOUR ASS

Not even an argument. Dilate.

ooo ouch

based

Move over joe there’s a new king in town

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Wait. He is the father right?

Spoken like a true faggot

Lmao no. His white wife has a half black daughter.

I am not even remotely memeing. This is 100% factually true.

Berts daughter is super hot and a feminist so she posts her tits on insta all the time

Because American audiences applaud very loudly and with the slightest provocation.

All you need to do is make a statement on stage and people applaud.

That story was hilarious the first time I heard it
It was amusing the second time
Mildly entertaining the third
Now it's boring, but he keeps telling it

Bert is the least funny of all the leeches clinging to Joe's "career" and that's saying A FUCKING LOT

Is him not wearing a shirt supposed to be funny? I saw he did it during a debate and everyone but bill burr were amazed

link it, now

I can't watch his interviews anymore. He tends to over-simplify everything and frequently segues to retarded shit no one cares about.

Ive found that the more a comedian's act is just dick jokes the more they spew bullshit about them being a poet. After a career of "i was banging this pussy when i farted" they always try to act like theyre a philosoper

the Lenny Clarke interview was based but that's because Lenny talks a mile a minute and it was hard for Joe to get a word in

Stand up comedians are overrated.

>effortlessly good at calling fights
t. ESPN subscriber

ali_marsh
Photo of her Bert and the senpai at a Steelers game on there somewhere

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That’s not Bert’s daughter

If you're bothered by gays getting married, you think about homosexuality a lot. Which makes you gay. This is why Muslim countries violently murder homosexuals - they're so gay that they want to destroy every possible source of gayness because they're ashamed of themselves.
Fact is though, if they just accepted themselves and removed themselves from the gene pool like the rest of the gays, they'd be doing the world a favor.

>American """""""""""""""""""""""comedy"""""""""""""""""""""""

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he's right though.

>if you support gay adults getting married you must also support trannies competing against women
>because trannies competing against women is a consequence of gay adults getting married
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>Here in the northeast we have some of the most legendary standup comedians of all time like Patrice O'Neal, Louis CK, Bill Burr, Jim Norton, George Carlin, ect.
>The most legendary comedian out there is Joe Rogaine and that fat fuck that takes his shirt off
California really is a black hole for comedy

Joe just needs a hug from his real dad.

Didn't a bunch of comedians like Robin Williams come up in Pauly Shore's mom's club?

Why is Joe so fascinated by eggs? He always urges his guests to eat more eggs.

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>watch one Joe Rogan clip because it was talking about Crocodiles and Sharks
>my youtube recommendations for the next 2 months are only Joe Rogan clips
actual nightmare

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>people should just do what they want lmao
>but not like all the time >:(

Guarantee his step-kids will. His jewish wife has mulatto bastards

he's a braap guy

>slippery slopes aren't real!

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It literally is dumbass. The same people who pushed gay marriage push the tranny shit now.

I'm bothered by the Red Sox being 10-15, am I actually a Red Sox player?

Those people live in Los Angeles

>"You're arachnophobic? You must secretly want to fuck spiders!"
Die in a hole

Shut up retardniggers. You can support gay people getting married without supporting trannies competing with women in sports.

okay but no one's forcing your kids to do this

they just played there, most didn't start there or anything

Priceless

I'm fucking dying

Doesn't matter how you feel when the people heading the movement have a different agenda

>

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only Bill Burr and he's more of a Hollywood producer now anyway

YOU can, but THEY don‘t stop

Ah okay, thanks. The only comedian I've ever really read anything about is Lenny Bruce. I guess Cali really is soulless.

>"Influential institutions may be promoting gay sex and transsexualism to young children in public schools, but at least it's not at gunpoint"

This bit is fucking brilliant though, one of the best stand-up sketches in decades, so your whole point kind of falls apart.

>humanoid torsos
bunch of plebs

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Based brainless libertarian

No it isn't candace owens is a 80 IQ pavement ape its unlistenable

Is that Aquila rift spiderfu? I'm a little scared to click.

Because Joe's wife was blacked.

yes

>kids are dancing at gay bars in clickbait articles
>it's clearly an epidemic!

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Looks like a rat, only unironically.

Peep the Steelers pics it definitely is

No. That's the same as being bothered by Chad taking your gf

Spiders don't have anything to do with sexuality. People are programmed to be afraid of insects.
If you as parents raise your kid right and don't neglect it, it'll grow up to be straight.

It's a joke about the shitlib "you must secretly be gay" projection. Nobody's afraid of fags and trannies, but a lot of people are rightfully disgusted by them

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ITT: Adam Conover just samefagging to himself because he's a beta manlet

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This. He's one of the worst stand up comedians ever yet an entertaining color commentator and interviewer.

I lost respect for him when Graham Hancock was on talking about how ancient humans might have psychically built the pyramids because there's NO POSSIBLE WAY you could do it with conventional means and he was like "aw yeah man".

If you're going to cite a bunch of statistics, edit the source into your screencap or include the source in your post. Whether your data is right or wrong, or the source is credible or not, I don't know. But citing statistics with no source is easily dismissed and requires other anons to ask you for the source.

Only an idiot does not look to the logical conclusion of his actions or ideology before he acts

>Back in '87 in boulder
>*wheeze*

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His standup sounds more like angry political commentary than witty observation.

>It's a joke about the shitlib "you must secretly be gay" projection
No shit.
>Nobody's afraid of fags and trannies, but a lot of people are rightfully disgusted by them
Be disgusted as much as you want, but don't force them to be closeted. Let them make the decision to be openly gay and let them be judged on their individual behaviors. If two guys jerk eachother off behind closed doors and behave normally in public, why care about it? I consider it a disorder but it's been around for so long that I don't think it's controllable.

>because there's NO POSSIBLE WAY you could do it with conventional means
No current theory for the construction of the pyramids actually makes sense. It doesn't mean they used psychic powers to do it, but the fact is we don't know how it was done.
>they used ramps!
No, there are too many blocks for that to have been done in any kind of acceptable timeframe. There is evidence for several phases of pyramid construction over thousands of years but the idea that the pyramids are old enough for that to work is rejected by the mainstream.

Better, she called him a "former comedian"

He's just not fucking funny. I'm not sure what his childhood was like, but most comedians learned comedy growing up to be accepted socially; by their peers, family or whatnot- so it's all they have.

Joe Rogan is literally just that guy whos trying to be funny. It shows.

that's not even Bert

>the comedy store
>doing a set after joey diaz

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Not like there's a shortage

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He's nowhere near as funny as my boy Brendan Schaub. Now THAT is a comedian. You should come down to the store one night.

Literally nobody's forcing them to be closeted. They're a protected class that parades around and promotes itself to the public, is pushing it on kids, and treats standards for decency like another holocaust.

looks like a hemroid

There is actually a shortage of citations for this specific data.
If you're going to post data, post the source with it.

100% B, it's mulderor's road out there, bunch of comedy proteges

>spiders are insects
Dilate retard tranny

It's on the bottom right, but there's more

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Here's a clearer pic before anyone bitches and moans about blurry letters

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>It's on the bottom right, but there's more
I don't see it on the bottom right. I was pretty polite in asking for the source. Just post it and please stop being so disingenuous.

Way to miss the point you redditor faggot.

>"I don't see a source bigot"
>Literally says "source" in bold letters where I said it was

I'm pretty sure he missed it on purpose to deflect. Shitlibs think they're smart for doing that

Yeah, sure. Good luck with your holy mission to purify the world. I'm unironically sure your strong viewpoint will make an impact somewhere, somehow.

>I can't counter what you said, so I'll be condescending
Keep coping Adam

I don’t think joe is dumb, but he really isn’t as smart or thought provoking his fans make him out to be

He pulls good guests on his show, and I’d say that’s where almost all the value comes from

A more superior podcast would be one with the same roster but they are asked non-PC questions that are actually boundary pushing and elicits actual deep discussion instead of safely following the reddit-tier herd. Gavin McInnes would probably be best for that, but it’s more profitable to be dishonest

nothing wrong with this

What if you think gays are an insult to human decency and divine design Joe?

>"I don't see a source bigot"
I didn't say that? Who are you quoting? I asked you for the sauce, politely, for this image.
You've apparently posted the source for one of the claims after dithering, and now you're responding with insults when I've been nothing but polite. Of course the source you posted is widely criticized for bias and methodology, but at least I can make my own judgement. Now post the source for every claim you made.

Of course, you’d literally watch a child getting abused but as long as cnn or reddit tell you it’s ok, you’ll agree because you’re too much of a coward and moron to have your own moral compass/think for yourself

I’m bothered by murder so I guess I have murdered?

To these idiots, not agreeing with the herd/eating up corporate propaganda basically means the same thing.

Let it all out, friend.

I didn't miss the point.

I said what I wanted to say and you disagreed with it. You're seeking approval, but I'm not your parent. You can think whatever you want to think.

joe is funny but not good at standup comedy and he's right when he says its fucking hard and needs to be honed. he is obviously holding back on his newer podcasts because theres a lot of fucking eyes on him now. its a tough gig and he navigates it pretty well most of the time.

>super hot
what the hell is wrong with you?

Dude fucking kys. I KNOW you’re from fucking Reddit because whenever you see something you don’t like you immediately go

>NO SOURCE BRO

GOOGLE IT. It’s all there. It’s been there forever. But you’re far to lazy and not actually interested in the source or the truth, just winning on online argument for the gays.
1000 years of gays and pedophelia and dieseas being known but 10 years of them being oppresssed heroes changes all of this because your a cool bro and don’t want to oppress anyone.

Kys. You are a literally retard and I want you to seriously stop and think about it, because it’s probably the first time you’ve ever considered you are of average mediocre intelligence and not the megamins genius you think you are.

IF you want to pretend sticking a hard object at high speeds into a non stretchy anus and tearing it mixing blood, shit, and semen isn’t disgusting, perverted, and deranged Reddit will be happy to delude you.

Joe rogan ya fuckin cock sucka, im gonna bounce outta here and eat a couple stars of death and munch on my wifes monkey

>Effortlessly good at calling fights
>le OHHH HE'S HURT overreacting man
fuck no, the guy is terrible. Daniel Cormier is the best one, Dominick Cruz has great insights but he's inconsistent, Jon Anik is good too, Paul Felder ain't bad as well.
The best team is DC+DC+Anik by far
Joe Rogan overreacts too much and sets a narrative that sometimes make zero sense but keeps following it.

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>you’re seeking approval
Not the user, but you are a fucking moron. Of course, it’s totally all about that, and not; you know doing the right thing and protecting children from being exposed to sexual acts regardless of sexual orientation

Let’s be honest here; you’re not thinking for yourself. You’re trying to “fight bigots” despite seeing literal pedophilic prostitution because it’s easy. You don’t care about doing what’s right, and for that you will always be a miserable moron

>"The source you posted"
>refuses to acknowledge that I posted a source
Pick one

>"Your'e seeking approval"
I'm not the one tolerating gay sex being pushed on kids because a TV told me I'd be a meanie if I didn't

>UFC subject comes up
>Dude imagine Brock Lesnar fucking you in the ass

Yeah just like getting good grades or a good SAT score. Guess what faggot, some can still fucking slay better than you first try no effort.

You‘re not being polite, you‘re being violently passive-aggressive

>sets a narrative that sometimes make zero sense but keeps following it.

almost like he's stoned at all times

Well, yeah, that's the basis of a free society. Do what you want, until it begins to harm others. Dress like a woman all you like. But when you're a man beating a woman, then that's where the line is drawn.

wow you got rekt so hard. stop posting idiot

>IT'S A MURDERERS ROW!

This board made me realize why I hate women, reddit, soii bois, thirsty beta cucks that dedicate their lives to wahmen and most leftists

All of you are weak and let evil slide becuase it is easier to be opportunistic and let a group take liability instead of having full freedom to make your own decisions and do what’s right

The day reddit goes down is the day people that care about society will be willing to put you retards down

Bert has posted picture of his children, and they look nothing like the ali marsh chick.

Actually I just politely asked you to post your source with the claims you make. It's a matter of courtesy for the other Anons on the board who want to look at your source and make their own judgement about the material you're posting.
>GOOGLE IT.
No. If you post it, post the source. Just asking you, politely, to provide citations.
>>"The source you posted"
>>refuses to acknowledge that I posted a source
>Pick one
Only one claim was provided with a source, however dubious it was. All I asked for was a source, for all the claims, not just one. I've only been polite. And all I get is a bunch of dithering.
I am being polite. I just asked that user post the source with the data that they posted. They still haven't. I don't even doubt there is a source, just post the source with the data, that's not asking much and that's all I ever asked. Politely, over and over again.

>It's amazing that he dedicates so much thought and effot to the thing he is least talented at
This. He always laments about comedy and working out his material and doing shows. Maybe he genuinely loves it but he has to know deep down he sucks. Especially with the company he used to keep i.e. Attell, Patrice, Louis CK, Dom Irerra. I’d bet he feels like comedy is what got him started and to ditch it completely would be bad juju or some shit

someone is going to call you a fedora/incel/pol/cringe i feel it coming

then fucking leave faggotnigger no one will miss you lmao

Some fucking idiot
Literally the best way to deal with them is to shame them into submission. They already submitted to a group; they’ll submit to a person who actually knows what’s right and isn’t afraid to speak it.

That’s why women didn’t divorce so much back then. That’s why people literally beat up attention seeking faggot men, etc

>yeah dude, just leave one of the few places that still supports free speech
Not gonna happen soii monger
Fucking debate me if you disagree

It was just a shitpost, I wasn't actually calling you gay. It's worth thinking about though. What do you think about lesbians? Are they as big of a problem as gays and should they be allowed to marry eachother?

I'm not a part of a herd and propaganda doesn't work on me.

>Of course, it’s totally all about that, and not; you know doing the right thing and protecting children from being exposed to sexual acts regardless of sexual orientation
Don't let your kids watch gay porn, I guess?

>Let’s be honest here; you’re not thinking for yourself. You’re trying to “fight bigots” despite seeing literal pedophilic prostitution because it’s easy. You don’t care about doing what’s right, and for that you will always be a miserable moron

If you're worried about your kids becoming gay, just keep an eye on your kids and raise them well. I'm not fighting anything, I just let adults do what they want with eachother.

Put your kids in a religious school and keep an eye on their internet habits. And once again, my opinions don't come from a TV.

Is this reddit copypasta?

Not him retard. I just can’t stand morons like you. We’ve all seen the countless studies because we looked it up. You think we learned it in school or redddit?

Grow up. Nobody is doing research for you and we all n ow you’re to lazy and stupid to read an academic paper anyway. You’ll just try to say it doesn’t count which you are already Doing to someone else.

I suggest suicide or returning to Reddit. I seriously want you to know your a fucking low iq idiot who isn’t aware he’s stupid.

>I’m unique and I definitely don’t let the media influence me when it comes to morally bankrupt scenarios
Said snowflake #1343949
>kids won’t watch porn
Of course they will. We did, and they will too; but you are a retarded tool if you think a kid watching porn is anyway the same thing as a child doing sexual dances in front of adults

When he was talking about Chappelle recently it’s like he couldn’t even acknowledge that Dave has a natural talent. He’s always going on about working on the craft and finding your thing.

He can’t accept that some people are just gifted

No, but your ham fisted response is almost as low effort as a copy pasta

You aren‘t being polite you fucking faggot, you‘re pretending to be. That‘s why it is so obvious that you are from reddit. Nobody on this website cares about manners.

>instead of having full freedom to make your own decisions and do what’s right
I agree, let's allow gay marriage. If someone's gay, they're gay. That's their decision.

>no one is talking about reddit
>GUISE WAT ABOUT REDDIT
found the reddits lmao

Yes, let’s completely disregard pedophilia and point the issue on gay marriage. You fucking people are disgusting

Amazing this Reddit fag trying to fit in a defeat everyone, but right out the gate undermines his own position by saying your gay if you don’t like gays ,aka being gay is bad.

Types like a Reddit post. Thinks like a redddit post.

>I dream of creating an ethno-state of only comedians
>I will Outer Haven

Meme away but I’ve personally witnessed him destroy rooms

>no, u
Careful, you’re almost exhausting all of your mental capacity

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Then you're mentally ill.

>marries a coalburner wife
embarissing.

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post sauce when you post data stupid /pol/niggers

>this guy that doesn’t support leftist opinions I share must come from reddit, the place that habots toxic leftist stances without questioning why
It’s funny, you’re mad becuase you’re being exposed; but you’re too stupid to actually change yourself

DC sucks at announcing. You could get rid of him and if you didn't say anything, no one would notice.

If you‘re born gay you‘re mentally defective, if you become gay you are mentally ill

Like water off a raincoat but call him a redditor and see how he recoils

I'm really asking though, because it doesn't make sense. But if you imagine he posted it on reddit, then it reads properly. He's addressing reddit, and he did the reddit double spacing.

Of course it doesn’t make sense to you; there’s no upvotes, there’s no group telling you what to do
The very concept of having morals or critically thinkin for yourself is beyond anything you’re capable of
But keep posting away easy cop-out replies I’m sure that’ll fix your stupidity

youtu.be/2Z883XAdUWQ

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>gay marriage is the same as biological men competing against women in combat sports
False equivalence

I'm glad more people are waking up to how much of a fraud this faggot really is.

He's not "open to ideas" either, he merely spews mainstream drivel over and over again. If I cared enough to look it up, I am almost sure that his "martial arts" career would look as much of a sham as his career in comedy or entertainment, or whatever the fuck it is that he does in his shitty memecast.

The fact anyone takes this literal chimpanzee seriously, ever, is what blows my mind the most.

pic related: his target audience

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>t. 196'er

He said he hates this board for allowing evil to slide. But then claims reddit going down would solve society's woes. But if reddit goes down, this board will still remain, and it would still be what he hates. What he's saying doesn't make sense, unless you assume that the board he's addressing, is reddit.

Like water off a raincoat but call him a redditor and see how he recoils

>I’m unique and I definitely don’t let the media influence me when it comes to morally bankrupt scenarios
That's true, I don't. I used to be manipulated by the news, but I've come to realize that it's all just entertainment that takes advantage of our need for excitement and our need to have a purpose in life. Reality is much more boring once you see past the shock tactics used by news outlets. I'm not saying I don't give a fuck, but I don't give a fuck about the things they WANT us to give a fuck about.

>a kid watching porn is anyway the same thing as a child doing sexual dances in front of adults
Well, you definitely shouldn't let your kid do sexual dances. But porn is pretty damn fucked up though, I wish my parents told me about it.

God, seeing that again, I remember hearing that for the first time so many years ago. He would get destroyed if he said that today.

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I like joe rogan now

Reddit and most left leaning places support censorship for weak-minded interests. Instead of trying to actually think about why it’s bad or good to think a certain you go tattle to a guy that’s profiting off of your weak minds and he happily shuts dissent for you

You may self-gratiste yourself with delusions of being “revolutionaries” but the reality is is that you’re all attention seeking faggots that only care about yourself by pretending to outwardly care about others.

If you were truly concerned with society, you’d actually be concerned with how high cheating is in relationship, how high illegal immigration and the murders that come with it are, or how high corporate corruption is as they pretend to “care” and push leftist propaganda

But no; you are a feeble minded retard and I’m going to bet that you’re going to read all this and say “hah, what a bigot I’m glad I fight oppression by mindlessly follow oppressive systems”

You are fucked and have no hope

>it's a different brain
holy fuck

Ok, then you and I are in the same page we just communicate differently

I'm not saying disregard pedophilia. Keep an eye on your kids and tell them to be careful around strangers. Don't let gays near them if you're worried about gay pedophiles.

Same guys as this:
Yes, but most cultures back then abhorred extreme feminism and basic homosexuality becuase those are the trade marks of a hedonistic society that inevitably collapses

This is why most Muslim countries keep women as 2nd class and stone gays. Both these were rampant in feminized city states before Islam came and ran a train on them in less than 30 years

They were aware of this and kept to it to make sure it never happened again. The romans collapsed due to those very same reasons. Christians in the empire saw this and completely put a check on it until corporations that profit off it became the main purveyors of advertisement and culture

Again with the excessive double spacing. Who types like that, except a redditor?
Well look, I don't know what board you think you're browsing. But Yea Forums isn't anything like you just described. So I just find your description confusing. You sound like you're describing reddit, while talking about Yea Forums. How can anyone attention whore on a site with no names and no accounts? There' no karma here. You have equal platform to speak here as with everyone else. But you're just frustrated at people who disagree with you. In your dream, you *wish* you could shut them down. So in a sense, you're barely different than those you hate. The only difference is you don't have the ability to censor. But if you had, it sounds like you would.

>double spacing dude
>never mind the fact that I’m literally a left leaning parasite that brings reddit ideals over here and try to shame people with trivial shit to enforce it

Yeah keep focusing, have an upvote my morally bankrupt friend

Still not a epidemic. And complaining about it on Yea Forums is not gonna chance shit. Take it to streets.

Even he hates it now, but people want to hear it for some reason

Yes, yes, everyone except you, is from reddit. And somehow you just happen to know everything about reddit, despite never going there. Like divine knowledge.

>reddit spacing
>bringing up reddit constantly when no one is talking about reddit
>accusing everyone else of being a redditor
redditor here, trust me, this guy right here reddits. hello fellow redditor!

And what are you doing about it?

Yup, make it personal talk about me; and don’t try talking about the main issue; just like a fucking woman (like most of you “enlighten” parasites are)

The main issue being your cancerous “moral” views based on ulterior motives

But no, keep trying to talk about it; becuase it works with mindless weak people so it’ll definitely help here

Lol, you people are a joke and literally every second I spend attempting to communicate anything deep with you is increasing my chance of cancer

Complaining here will not chance shit and complaining about degeneracy in Yea Forums is dumb. This isn't christian site and never has been.

Or you could just same fag and prove my point about how weak minded you are regarding your own views without other people, that works too lmao

Yes, so I’m just blindly accept your disgusting horsehit? No, unlike you and your ilk I actually respect myself and thoroughly understand why I make decisions in life

>Yup, make it personal talk about me; and don’t try talking about the main issue
As soon as I actually addressed the issue, you ignored everything I said, and focused on reddit spacing. I said more in the previous post. But I guess it's too inconvenient for you to acknowledge what else I said.

>implying i care about any of that stuff
I just want live alone in peace. I don't care about saving white people or other shit.

You’re issue is that you want to be noticed and act like a bitchy woman when nobody calls you special

My issue, since you’re too stupid to see it despite stating it multiple times, is that you people keep polluting everywhere you go with your fake pandering “virtue signaling” bullshit that does more harm and damage than good. If you’d till can’t see that, you should honestly try to

According to this faggot, condescending is polite. Every picture I posted had a source. You're not just a shill and a pedo-enabler, you're a liar

>whatever man, I was only pretending
No it was pretty obvious you lacked a back bone to being with

i could do that. or i could just funpost at fagots. :^)

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How do you think he maintains that bloated god tier physique

In Yea Forums? Absolutely. If you can't handle degenerates in here you should leave.

>”if you can’t handle me at my best, you do t deserve me at my worst”
Literal woman-tier, I talk about morals; you talk about “winning”

I am not the same guy you were talking in first place. I just laugh at your kind of newfags who think this place is not full of degenerates or other scum.

That is a very productive use of your time

>being a moralfag on Yea Forums
Oh these newfags make laugh even more.

>You’re issue is that you want to be noticed and act like a bitchy woman when nobody calls you special
Who am I? I'm anonymous. You probably haven't even noticed when I joined the conversation, and you probably don't even care. You've just created an image of what you want me to be, so you have someone to hate.

But the fact that we're anonymous, really goes to show, that your word is just as powerful as my word in this discussion. Making it literally impossible for me to be noticed, and be special. So you're factually wrong, on top of acting like a paranoid weirdo.

Your opinions literally come from corporate media. Your worldview is pushed by every ad, tv show, university, and movie, and after a lifetime of being immersed in it, you pretend you came up with this yourself. You didn't, you're a coward who wants a pat on the head

We did redditcuck. You keep pretending we didn't

Yeah, becuase that totally invalidates anything else that’s been said
Man, you guys are so preoccupied with “harming” the other party you don’t seem to realize that some people care more about things beyond themselves

>According to this faggot, condescending is polite. Every picture I posted had a source. You're not just a shill and a pedo-enabler, you're a liar
I was not condescending. I asked for a source for this image.
user provided the source for one claim made in the image, even though it was dubious, but none of the others. You are a liar, transparently, and anyone who wants to know can read the reply chain.

You even talk like a special snowflake
It’s all “me me me” with you, and you act like most self centered women and try jabbing no related insults here and there without seeing how stupid you are

Pretty much all cultures. Modern academia created the greco-roman homo myth to pretend our civilization comes from disease-ridden faggots

youtube.com/watch?v=88jhgNtZ4UY&list=LLi3NBx27Xl-QKZXa2SD3l3w&index=4&t=0s

It’s fucked, but it also keeps you in your toes when dealing with these self absorbed faggots.

I didn’t realize that I even had a moral compass until I saw how deluded and disgusting these people are

>"None of those links and website names are sources"
Fuck off and die pedo

Everything you've said has been "you you you".

Google it and countless sources exist moron.

What a stupid reflexive insult

You did not post a source for all the claims made in the post, just to be clear. I never once said there was not a source, I just asked that you provide one when you post data. Anyone can see the entire reply chain where you provide source for only one claim, and then immediately revert to name calling when you were asked to provide more. Anyone who is curious can read the whole reply chain and see that you are plainly a liar. You can still post the source of the data, by the way, that's all I asked for.

Everyone said you got fucking wrecked

Then just post them.
No, I didn't. I asked for the source. That's all. And who is "everyone?" Where do you think you are?

Every picture I posted had links in it you lying

And this is what peopled reading the chain had to say

It's not an insult. It's reality. Go back and read your own post. You're issue
you want
you special
you're too stupid
you people
you go
your fake
you should

The entire post, was just telling me what I am.

Don’t try rationalizing with the self centered and immoral. They literally want somebody to give them a free pass to be selfish while pretending to be selfless

Just like how women didn’t cheat as rampantly back then, or how people cared about work ethic and morals; you literally have to keep shaming them until they are scared into being good. There’s no other way

Becuase you are talking about yourself instead of morals; you fucking retard. Honestly, how is it possible to be this god damn retarded?

I already addressed the matter of morals. But you dance around what I said.
I explained how this board gives you equal ability to speak. And I called out the fact that you dream of censoring those you disagree with. Do you want to address those things? Or are they not worth your time?

Yeah, and religion really did work well back then. Nowadays it's unnecessary due to the internet. We're literally a hivemind nowadays. Instead of listening to Jesus Christ, we make our own logical conclusions based on the shitloads of data entering our brains. We adapt to the situation as it develops. Feminism used to be about equality, and now it's about female supremacy. We see that, but that doesn't mean women can't have equal rights. We also know gays exist and have existed since the dawn of mankind, but what can we do about it? We can try to shame them into obscurity, but that just sweeps the problem under the rug. Best option might be to educate people about homosexuality and allow gays to live peacefully.
I may be wrong, but it seems to me that educating people about as many things as possible will make them less susceptible to becoming corrupted. Just like Jesus saw a lot of shit and formed his belief system based on that, we can form our own based on all the data we consume.

No one has posted the dwarf stabbing webm it is kind of disappointing.

You literally have to flood the airwaves with your propaganda and blacklist anyone who opposes it just to get spoiled trust fund kids to like it.

You're projecting your methods onto me, like every civilization ever didn't follow these basic moral codes

>gives source
>"Where's the source? I just wanted a source"

>"religion didn't work back then"
>Entire civilizations built around religion and shared morals
>Globo-homo consumerism has only been around for 50 years and it's already lost its momentum
Can these people ever NOT project?

The arcticle where the pedophile says he isn't a monster is actually pretty interesting. He straight up admits he is attracted to children but is in therapy and doesn't want to hurt kids.What do you do with someone like that? You can't arrest people for thought crimes

Sorry friend, but you don't know anything about me except for my opinion on gays. I don't blame you and you don't need to apologize for being wrong.
If you'd like to know more about my beliefs, feel free to ask. Alternatively, you can play it safe and just continue assuming I'm whatever caricature your imagination has come up with.

But you want also to censor people who disagree with you.

You either treat them until they get better, or remove them from society. You definitely don't tolerate them, let alone give them an outlet for it

Do I?

>*lies*

>remove them from society
In what way? How do you justify removing someone from society for thinking in a certain way? What about if someone thinks about killing people but never does it?

Do you?

And where do you think you are right now? Center of Yea Forums pedophilia.

When did I say that religion does not work? I specifically stated that it worked, right in the beginning of the post. Hell, it still works.

Can you ever not project?

I wish the moderate left would admit they did this. They allowed it all.

Oh, what's this? You want to know about me? But you wouldn't want to give a special snowflake attention, would you?

Misread it as "didn't"

What country are YOU from, pumpkin?

Israel

I am a pretty big Rogan fan, but yeah, his comedy is perhaps the weakest part of his entertainment shtick. A lot of his stuff just comes across as forced.

>Elon Mosque
Has AI surpassed human comedy?

>too cowardly to tell
Yea, that's what I thought.

It's funny to me that he's such good friends with Stanhope. You know for a fact that Doug knows Joe is a shit comedian. Maybe a cool friend, and maybe says some funny shit when you're getting fucked-up together, but nowhere in the same stratosphere as most guys.

Hate to wish ill on anybody, but I almost wish they'd have a falling out so we could hear Stanhope completely emasculate this midget and say what every real comic must be thinking every time Rogan starts rambling about 'the art of comedy', and 'what it takes to be a great stand-up'.

Even Joe's fans would have to admit that stand-up comedy doesn't even crack the top 3 things he is known for. MMA, podcast, and that show where people ate bugs are all infinitely more well-known than his 'comedy'. Hell, Alex Jones has proved twice that he is twice as funny as Rogaine. I like the little fella, but there's no way in hell anyone in that business respects his act as anything better than a decent open-mic guy.

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>i dont want to talk about weed, joe
>[Joe apes out about weed for an hour]
What is this guys problem?

The way he talks about stand-ups as if they're a separate race of human beings in their own right is so cringe.

Thing is Rogan relentlessly plays the nice guy and his podcast is so huge no one with even slightly respected would dare criticise or even make fun of him

Let me tell you something Joe Rogan...when I was strungout on blow and stealing Chinese delivery baskets from the back of scooters on 188th street, I meet this half Cuban, half black, half Puerto Rican Filipino who begged for cock like a demon if you gave her even a dusting of blow. Her voodoo monkey was tighter than a clogged quarter slot in an old phone booth. I’m telling you Joe Rogan, her little orangutan tasted like menthol’s, baby barbecue ribs, and cheap glade air fresheners. She died giving me a monsoon of a hummer on the bronx Expressway. Poor thing tried to swallow. Joe Rogan, I swear to god, she spit that filthy guck out so fast she flew right out the fucking window like a witch on Halloween. She hit a tonka yellow Chevy Monte Carlo straight on the fucking radiator and her guts flew around like 15 gallons of red slurpee juice in a fucking wind tunnel.

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Is it though?

jej

To many people the slippery slope is still a fallacy, even when they have it in fron of their eyes.

Joe was a twink in the 90s.

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It's not a man beating a woman you bigot it's a woman with a feminine penis beating a privileged cis woman

>tfw there are hardly any threads about him until he made trannies seethe

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kinda reminds me of joey in frens

jew don't say!

He was discussing Harvey Weinstein with some female comedian on his podcast and I had to turn it off because he literally said the word "cum" hundreds of times. I don't understand it. He was OBSESSED with cum and opining for 10+ minute long intervals about how Harvey Weinstein must have been producing too much cum inside his testicles and etc.

fucking perfect

Because he is.

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Vividly remember that it kinda made me feel uncomfortable

Anyone ever seen the Howard Stern bit where they surprise Joe with a woman who he fucked and she got pregnant without his knowing?

youtube.com/watch?v=SlOcW34gq5Q

>grown man wearing chuck taylors
when will this meme end

What about Brendan Schaub, Yea Forums? He's a BADASS! Just listen to this story

youtube.com/watch?t=41m14s&v=CSy2HIdlD4Q

I know he is a meme but his podcasts with different scientists are genuinely interesting.
I don't watch others tho because I either don't know them (I'm not burger) or they are retarded "comedians".

what do you wear then gavin

Honestly JRE sucks for promoting comedians. I dismissed a lot of comedians that went on JRE but I didn't realise they weren't funny because Rogan sucks all the humour out of any room he's in. Like Donell Rawlings and Theo Von

his podcast is pretty good, desu. i've never seen his standup, but he's a good listener and he has some interesting guests.

>Theo Von
*theo makes a facetious joke*
*joe looks at him blankly a moment then changes the subject*

you are the reason why shows have laugh tacks

>Probably the most comedic thing about him.
keked

DC and Cruz always have great banter

The podcast with Chuck Palahniuk is what really exposed Joe Rogan as a complete retard.

Just listen to this story Chuck tells and how Joe ultimately reacts to it.

youtu.be/v8ZCX0eywXw?t=923

lmao. high quality post.

Thoughts about Joey Diaz? His stories (truth or lies) about his criminal past and life are pretty funny.

Can i get a uhhhhhhhhhh

youtube.com/watch?v=a5sSwZr9xdY

Chads enjoy Joey for who he is and don't give a shit about the veracity of his tales

I mean there's a creep across the table talking about a metaphor for little girls masturbating their grandpas
there's only so much you can respond to that

THATS CHUCK FUCKING PALAHNIUK YOU FUCKING BRAINLET ROAST DORKLOIN CUMSTAIN ASS FUCK SHIT PISS GOLEM!!!!!!!!!

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What the fuck is he supposed to say about a little girl jacking off her grandpa?

>"tremendous"

It wouldn't bother me as much if he were actually good at it, but he's just not. And like you said, it would be suicide taking a run at him. Rogan has the power to double the audience of under the radar comics just by having them on. Other than Owen Benjamin, who in their right mind would call this manlet out?

I think you can kind of see that Burr doesn't respect him as a comedian, but even a made guy like that won't take a shot.

>Chuck: The nature of the medium makes it the only place where you can go to those depths.
>Joe: The uh, uhh, the story about the grandfather and the bird, there's... I just... there's no way you can put that in a book. Maybe the bird.
>Chuck: ... yeah.

I think this interaction basically sums up why Joe Rogan has a sub-90 IQ.

>spiders are insects
I have detected bait

Said said nothing wrong and only basedboys will argue with you

Worst of the Roganites

I dont think a single person in the world thinks Joe Rogan is smart

fucking kek

I know a guy who does

Got legitimately mad when another friend and I agreed that Joe is pretty dumb

I saw carrot top and Kevin james kill, doesn't make them good comedians

this

he is unironically correct you faggot born in 1998

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>pulls good guests on his show

Ben Shapiro for the 100th time isn't good

Who cares what Owens thinks, what? Is she the ultimate expert on comedians now? Rogan sells out and is wildly known, also respected by other comedians. I personal don't like him, doesn't make him a nobody. More people listen and watch his show than any current late night show, you retard.

>clown world
>wrong use of it
Newfag detected

Is Stanhope supposed to be a good comedian? He's a fucking unfunny dude who never made it.

it means his actual audience is dwindling and the only people coming to see him are retarded gay stoners who would rather him to his old bits

nah he used it pretty well

Because they're too short sighted and the slope is too long. They can't look back to where they've been or forward to where they are yet to go.

Lmao. Keep those delusions. He's getting bigger than ever. Again, you dissing him doesn't make him a nobody. Who's Owens again?

>he doesn't know
okay newfag

calm down you 18 year old faggot on adderall, I was a fan of Joe Rogan before you were born. He's becoming washed up and could care less about his podcast or anything

Ya wats his what now?

Ya his podcast not his stand up. Idiot. His podcast is massive and that’s what he’s known for. That’s the point idiot

invent things in your brain user, go ahead

podcast? huh?? whats that bro lmfao who cares??

This is the best pasta I've ever seen

youtube.com/watch?v=XwvmpVbggCU
BURSTING THROUGH THE TREES

lol newfag BUSTED

You're entitled to your opinion, but you're wrong. Stanhope is the funniest guy working today. I wish he wouldn't get so sloppy drunk, and overexposure in the internet age hasn't helped, but Doug is an all-time great. Listen to Deadbeat Hero if you aren't trolling. Natural successor to Hicks and Carlin, only he manages to be hilarious where those legends often came off as preachy.

i bet youre one of those people who says pools closed swatsikas were just ironic too

Doug Stanhope is only funny to misanthropic homosexuals who need comic relief from their anti-depressant life. I cant believe people still want to pay to watch a 50 year old drunk mope on stage

> Phil Hartman died, while Joe Rogan survived

God, what is thine plan?

Trolling then. Got it, zoomer.

>le so sad meme sneedsons man :(
literally who fucking cares? joe is reaching millions of people right now way more than that fag ever did lmfao

Also trying to bring up the idea that giving children growth hormones is good and not immoral. That guy was a fucking whack job.

What comedians do you like?

I'm 30. That guy is a fag who more or less does the same schtick rogan does. "BLUH BLUH BLUH WHO CARES IF PEOPLE SUCK DICK RELIGIOUS PEOPLE THINK WAR IS GOOD AND GOD EXISTS LIKE WHAT"

It's boring. If you had 1 single memory of adult life in the 90s you would realize EVERYONE had punchlines like Stanhopes just like EVERYONE has punchlines against Trump

>main argument against gay marriage is "muh sanctity of marriage"
>this comes out of the mouths of retards who have had 4 marriages

gets me every time

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I'm dying. What the hell is this?

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Literally none anymore, which is depressing because as a child I was obsessed with comedy central... When it had old SNL re-runs, comedy blend, 30 hour specials, kids in the hall, strangers with candy, late night with dave attel, etc.

I just re-watch old comedy I liked or missed when I was a kid. Owen Benjamin is right, comedy is dying, and I don't particularly think hes that funny either.

>inb4 /pol/

youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4&t=2s

youtube.com/watch?v=7JkPx0gk6LE

These sketches are infinitely funnier than anything that has came out in the the past 5 years times a million. 1 sketch vs. rogans entire hour. These couldnt exist though in 2019 because of literal trannies and faggots. Fuck you zoomer

>implying straight people can't bastardize the idea of marriage

It's so that you have kids and those kids grow up with a good maternal and paternal influence so they reach adulthood a non-fucked up depressed pysch seeing faggot. Like you.

Looks like we got a niggerlover here.

even if youre the biggest racist on earth you can watch chris rock's "black people vs niggers" and appreciate it

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t. SEETHING retard