Audrey Hepburn

ITT: Audrey Hepburn.

I have only seen part of The Nun's Story (1959), and Always (1989), and nothing else. Obviously, there's Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961).

What do you recommend? I like to watch things in order, but I don't currently have the time to watch every movie with Audrey, so I'd like a short list of quintenssential Hepburn kino. Should I rewatch The Nun's Story? I saw the latter half of it on TV over 15 years ago.

At the end of my Audrey Marathon, I'll visit her grave. Will take pictures; even better, before I go, you can post messages and I'll print them and deposit them there for you, with photographic evidence. She's about 20 minutes away by car, so I could go any day.

Feel free to discuss anything about Audrey Hepburn. Have a good thread!

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Well, the two that everyone knows. Breakfast at Tiffany's and Roman Holiday

did she ever show her tits?
I would like to see that

/hr/ thread for Aubrey autists

what a mangy dog. where's that pic where she's mogged to death by princess grace lol

>Roman Holiday
I had never heard of this one. Thanks.

This is a patrician thread, you may want to head back whence you came.

Based.

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what about beautiful pusy?

beautiful pussy is never alone either.

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>For beautiful pussy, only take cock that you love.

Charade with Cary Grant

easy to say that when youre fucking gorgeous

>Cary Grant
Is he the silent type...

now, that's gary coopa

Doing what she suggests makes you gorgeous. Appearing pretty has more to do with thinking you're handsome/pretty than actual, visual beauty. If you "think pretty", you'll naturally do what makes you good-looking. So much of what we choose for ourselves ends up defining us, that's why people consider certain things reliable clues about yourself: how you position yourself, how you dress, how your choose accessories, etc.

It's not about naturally being handsome/beautiful. People who are naturally good-looking might make themselves look ugly by acting ugly. True facts.

lel

That's true, now get in the caar

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you live in a fairy tale world if you think that actually works for truly ugly people

This

No one is truly ugly if they follow my advice. You live in a fantasy world if you don't see what I mean. Wake up.

what an airhead lmao

I know it's important for you to hold on to your delusions, but that's precisely the problem. It's as if you had never seen a make-over show and denied that "truly ugly people" can improve a damn lot with simple changes.

It's easier to give up than to try.

she never did a nude scene, and was never photographed nude

>lmao
Pretending to laugh... Why do people do this? It just underlines that you are uncomfortable. Stop it. It's cringe.

you sound like a middle school guidance counselor hahahahah

im a pretty butterfly

Not that guy but you're basically describing confidence, which helps.. However, "you live in a fairy tale world if you think that actually works for truly ugly people"

>hahahahah
You are not a fast learner.

I love her, she's gorgeous. She is one of the rare cases that is sexy AND cute.
Last movie I watched was Charade.

I watched The Children's Hour because I'd expected vintage lesbians. Was a little different than I expected but it's worth a look I guess.

Wait Until Dark

This chick is case and point that make-up and charm have their limitations.

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Two for the Road and Paris When it Sizzles are my personal favorites. Enjoy your journey user.

God, she looks so fuckable in this picture. Imagine if she was alive today, imagine what a slut she'd look like on Instagram.

Confidence, studies reveal, is what both men and women find the sexiest about anyone. People who think they're fundamentally ugly are way less likely to do anything to improve, so the tragic result is they'll effectively look worse than those who think "pretty" and will take steps for the better. Same way makeup can be used to highlight features, or hide. Same face, same makeup, completely different looks, not to mention the attitude, which makes or breaks someone's overall beauty.

I'm a beauty therapist, you can disagree with me all you want, it's literally what I do for a living. And I know that won't convince anyone if they don't want to hear the truth. Did my bit.

Roman Holiday is the best rom-com ever made

breakfast at tiffanys is unwatchable shit but it would like to rape her in the ass

please post more motivational slogans, they're hilarious

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>This chick is case and point that make-up and charm have their limitations.
In that case, these limitations are quite accommodating, as I would make love to "this chick" for months on end.

>imagine what a slut she'd look like on Instagram.
>I'd think she was a slut on instagram because I'm insecure, an incel, and I hate women for making me feel vulnerable

You came to the wrong thread, motherfucker.

What's hilarious is the sum of your accomplishments in life. Think about it.

Don't cry now.

You may have one yike.

whoa this changes everything, boogies problem is that hes just not confident!

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So you're a professional at blowing smoke up peoples asses? Sounds about right. Well I'm an opinion therapist with multiple degrees and I'm here to tell you that you are delusional.

suck my dick you fuckman

Cringe

I find her rather cute and beautiful.

I can't get any lewd thoughts looking at her. She just looks too adorable.

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so where do you hang up your motivational posters?

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I think she looked best with natural eyebrows, not those weird painted/plucked ones you see often on her pictures.

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her eyes make it seem like she has liver failure. that is disgusting

Roman Holiday is best Audrey.

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its orange eye shadow. it makes her look sickly

It actually is. He says it often enough.

The whites are what yellow moron. Try using dirty heroin needles and drinking to excess everyday and you might learn something.

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Funny Face
My Fair Lady

No, I make people beautiful and it changes their lives. I frequently work in collaboration with psychotherapist. I love my job. Kino moments on a weekly basis.

>fuckman
Made me kek. Too much capeshit, my friend.

my god imagine being this cheesy

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Fun fact: these are good and there's nothing wrong with them. You're just upset that you can't follow through.

Might be my favourite.

>Hello? Are you my pants?

The Children's Hour which is basically vintage The Hunt

i know right they inspire me so much

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Is deriding every good thing you come across your favourite coping mechanism?

>Ghandi is an airhead
>but listen to me, I'm a Yea Forums poster and I have literally nothing to teach you
OK, faggot.

I can imagine cumming in her

you have changed my life, how can i be more like you?
who said that? i genuinely find inspiration in these

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>quits basketball to play baseball
>quits baseball
>doesn't quit being black

Actually a habit is defined by a sustained pattern of behaviour or thought. Doing something once cannot by definition form a habit.

wow nice cope, why are you denying jordan?

>Doing something once cannot by definition form a habit.
I wondered if autists would pick up on this. Every single habit starts by a single occurrence.

You're welcome.

Watch They all laughed

you are on Yea Forums(nel), do you expect anything else?

>Actually
I hate autists. Missing the point, being wrong, actually believing they're right, AND school everyone else about how wrong they are. I want off this autistic ride.

just bravo

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so lickable

>you are on Yea Forums(nel), do you expect anything else?
Yes, actually. I'm doomed by optimism. I expect anons to step the fuck up.

Just thank you.

>closetfag thread
You don't want to fuck her. You want to BE her. Cringe.

What if I just want to be friends with her?

Proof.

Men can't be friends with attractive women absent the desire for sex. You need to be 18 to post here.

Incel with no life experience detected.

>You don't want to fuck her. You want to BE her
thats part of the atraction of course, every male once in a while wants to be a little girl getting fucked, thats completely normal.

whyd you stop? come on give us some more motivational quotes, they are extremely inspiring

>nuh uh!
Nice one, closet case. It's precisely life experience that teaches that lesson. Thinking otherwise indicates you're either gay or a child. Not debatable.

I'm 100% straight, and I admit I don't feel sexually attracted to Audrey, but she is the kind of woman I could fall in love with. She's wholesome, and I'm attracted to that. I look at her the same way I look at Holy Mary.

My Fair Lady is fucking great even if she is dubbed for the songs, and also worth it for Rex Harrison being hilarious

>Men can't be friends with attractive women absent the desire for sex.
Then explain how I am friends with countless attractive women. Sexual tension doesn't exclude friendship. Are you some kind of low IQ brute? Intelligent conversation with a sexy woman is one of the things I like best in life.

>Intelligent conversation with a sexy woman is one of the things I like best in life.
HAHAHHAHAHAH

Seconded.

Huh, I'm with you on that. Sex without love is base and disgusting

>Then explain how I am friends with countless attractive women.
You're a closeted homosexual or future tranny. Calling people brutes like an effeminate is a pretty good indication of this. Feel free to screen cap this.

>thats part of the atraction of course, every male once in a while wants to be a little girl getting fucked, thats completely normal.
You just wish this was normal because you feel guilty about your desires. Rest assured: very few men fantasise about this. It's you, really. It's fine, but don't try to normalise this by projecting your own desires on every man.

Try not to grab too many dicks on the way to the bottom of the pile-on, Bruce.
VERY feminine perspective.

>whyd you stop? come on give us some more motivational quotes, they are extremely inspiring
>I'll deride everything good or call it Reddit because I can't handle life
It's OK, user. When you're ready for help, we'll be there.

i see someone doesnt have a future in motivational speaking

How are you getting internet in your cave?

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>Nice one, closet case. It's precisely life experience that teaches that lesson. Thinking otherwise indicates you're either gay or a child. Not debatable.
All this means is that intelligent women aren't interested in you and that's why you can't be their friends. At best, if that, you may be fuckmeat for the less demanding ones, but nothing beyond that.

I'm sorry about that, user.

t. work with several dozen women at university level (all friends)

>HAHAHHAHAHAH
>If I laugh hard enough, I won't hear my own regretful thoughts.

>You're a closeted homosexual or future tranny.
It so happens that I am fully straight and love sex with women more than anything. Now what?

>Calling people brutes like an effeminate is a pretty good indication of this.
I look like a gladiator, man. Idiots like you are quick to assume I'm dumb because I have massive muscle mass, then they no longer know how to act when they learn I've got a Ph.D. Such is life. People who think they know best usually end up the dumbest.

you are just a pleb my friend and you dont belong here

>t. work with several dozen women at university level (all friends)
the level of cope holy shit

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They're friends with you because they find you unattractive and/or sexually non-threatening. Most likely because they can smell the gay on you. A straight man would be fucking them.

>VERY feminine perspective.
This is true for men too. The best sex ever, and the sexiest fantasy, is making love to a woman you love. You can't deny this. There's nothing a man wants more than to be with the woman he loves. Actual love gives you feels like nothing else can. The hottest woman on earth can't make you feel a tenth of what the one you love will give you. If this makes no sense to you, you have never been in love (it happens).

>I look like a gladiator, man.
>I've got a Ph.D

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>i see someone doesnt have a future in motivational speaking
You'd be surprised if you knew what my job was. But there's no point in talking to you: you've made up your mind and nobody will tell you otherwise. I can only hope that a serious look around you will convince you that others may have some solutions for you.

>nuh uh!
>i got muscles!
A lot of gay guys go to the gym because they're more attracted to the male form than the female.

You sound like you grew up in the /r9k/ echo chamber and never left your house.

>when you discover pol for the first time
Those were the times I wish I was this young again

you sound like a loser in denial about being a loser

>I will not address his point, because I can't respond to it, so I'll switch the focus to him, that will work!
>I'll call him a pleb and tell him he doesn't belong here, so he will be butthurted in his ego! That will sure shut him up!

>yeah, but!
Nope. Your diatribe about how great le feelings are is feminine. You're obviously from Venus and not Mars.

Stating facts is not coping. I know this makes you feel bad, but it's true: I spend several hours a day surrounded by women, all of which are smart and most of which have great physical hygiene and work out regularly.

I won't ask why you find this unrealistic.

>get btfo
>cry about /pol/ boogeyman from your probably apple phone

and none of them would fuck you, how does that make you feel?

>They're friends with you because they find you unattractive and/or sexually non-threatening.
If they found me unattractive, they wouldn't have sex with me. Think about it.

>A straight man would be fucking them.
Nobody ever said I didn't, user. I often say no because I'm faithful, though, but that doesn't remove the desire. Despite rejection, they remain friends with me. It's time to update your view of the world.

>women are only for sex
>you can't be friends with women
>if women don't fuck you, there's nothing else to be shared with them

You have a problem with women, but it's your problem, not theirs. Seek help.

>intelligent men cannot lift
OK.

>shitposting in an Audrey thread

You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Doesn't looking at Audrey just make you want to act classy?

>A lot of gay guys go to the gym because they're more attracted to the male form than the female.
I have a home gym. Keep coping.

>Nope. Your diatribe about how great le feelings are is feminine. You're obviously from Venus and not Mars.
You're obvious a moron who read books for dumb women.

>muh venus/mars bullshit

Laughed out loud for real.

you had no point other than dude yo gay lmao

>how great le feelings are is feminine.
What's feminine about more powerful orgasms than you can imagine? You're stupid, user. Other user is right: sex with the woman you love is the best sex you can ever have. You wouldn't know the difference, would you, and that's why you're coping this hard.

>and none of them would fuck you, how does that make you feel?
It makes me feel like you have little life experience. I have had sex with some because I have been in relationships with some, and I have been approached by others as well.

How does that make you feel?

Incels can't stand sexy, beautiful, wholesome women. They are their nemesis, because they can't call Audrey a slut or an idiot. She spoke 5 languages, was brilliant, talented, smart, and looked like an angel. Compared to her, incels feel like shit, so they prefer to dodge the obvious.

>Audrey and her Granddaughter

What went wrong?

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>being this bad at reading comprehension
That was the other user's argument, dumbass.

>What went wrong?
A troubled youth. She'll be fine in no time.

do you think anyone actually believes you? anyone who says "Intelligent conversation with a sexy woman is one of the things I like best in life" doesn't get any pussy, at all.

>they wouldn't have sex with me
They aren't. I thought about it.
>Nobody ever said I didn't, user
You didn't. I thought about it.
>>women are only for sex
My argument was that men and women can't be friends without a sexual component. Learn to read. They probably have courses for it at the fag-infested college you attend.
The idea was that you're building muscle to appeal to other fags. The majority of women aren't into the musclebound type, no matter what kids in their teens and twenties want to believe. Clean up your formatting, reddit. We don't need all that blank space.
>le feelings have le transcendental affects on le biological processes :^)
You're femme-brained beyond repair at this point. Go read a romance novel, Sheila.

Based and patrician

>do you think anyone actually believes you?
I don't care. If you can't handle the truth, that is beyond my responsability. Sometimes, even incels would benefit from a shot of truth, though.

>anyone who says "Intelligent conversation with a sexy woman is one of the things I like best in life" doesn't get any pussy, at all.
Why can't you believe it? Do you seriously think no man can enjoy intelligent conversation with sexy women AND have a sexual life? Do you need a few links to a few intelligent men who both liked smart women and had sex with them? Or is the stupidity of your statements sufficiently obvious?

Perhaps you don't like conversation at all, which wouldn't be surprising if you're autistic, just don't assume men are naturally autistic, that's just you.

>meanwhile, IRL, men who like conversing with women get all the pussy
Not even kidding. The most sociable guys are seen as most attractive by women, even when they are objectively not very handsome.

t. has a life

You even write like a fag.

lmao

women dont know how to pick men

>My argument was that men and women can't be friends without a sexual component. Learn to read.
That is not what you said, you filthy liar.

>breakfast at tiffanys is unwatchable

they should have in the part from the book where her character admits shes bisexual and has had dozens of partners.

Why are gays so averse to using the site's in-built quote functionality? Is it icky to your gay sensibilities? Like changing your oil or eating fast food?

>The idea was that you're building muscle to appeal to other fags.
Because women don't like muscle. You haven't been outside in a while, noted.

>The majority of women aren't into the musclebound type,
You haven't been outside in a while, noted again.

>Clean up your formatting, reddit. We don't need all that blank space.
The Reddit mentall ill reflex. I like blank space, deal with it, or keep complaining about it like an effeminate piece of shit.

>muh esthetics!
Faggot.

>You're femme-brained beyond repair at this point. Go read a romance novel, Sheila.
I'll think about you next time I come inside my girlfriend. We'll both laugh at your posts. Kek, faggot.

>I don't care
yes you do, keep lying out your ass lmao loser
it just so happens those sociable guys are usually attractive. please cope more

>this projection

I used it, so I don't know what you mean.

>select quotable bit
>click number
?????
>benefits

>yes you do, keep lying out your ass lmao loser
>I will call him a liar when he says things I can't handle.
Seek help.

>it just so happens those sociable guys are usually attractive.
>He just told me sociable guys aren't always handsome, but fuck it, I'll tell him he's wrong also because I know everything!
You are making everyone sad at this point.

>nuh uh!
You're obviously in your early twenties and haven't had many conversations with women about what they really want.
>no u!
You have the brain of a black child.
Quote the thing you're pretending I said, dunce. It's not hard to figure out.

>Seek help.
>You are making everyone sad at this point.

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>You're obviously in your early twenties and haven't had many conversations with women about what they really want.
I've been married 10 years and had several long-term relationships both before and after. Try again.

>You have the brain of a black child.
Can't say I'm surprised you're a racist idiot to boot.

You're in denial, user, and that's why this attitude doesn't work IRL: people can tell you're full of shit.

ITT: patrician Hepburn thread turns into incels and autists argue with a few good anons.

The fanbase of this board makes me depressed. Just fuck off to your capeshit threads and let cinema connoisseurs discuss Audrey like civilised people with social lives, friends, and women.

>Banging fetal alcohol syndrome
YOWZA

>I've been married 10 years and had several long-term relationships both before and after.
I'm sure you're not making that up. Also:
>being dumb enough to get married in the modern age
>le racism is bad
>le calling someone black is inherently bad
Pretty sure you just btfo of yourself there.
>wahhhh!
>people are calling me what I am!!!!
>better cry some more :(((
Future tranny.

>Yea Forums
>everyone has FAS

the zoomer doesn't know what to make of these facts. what do you mean she wasn't a degenerate roastie cokewhore like every woman in hollywood since 1990? does not compute

>I'm sure you're not making that up.
You will say this about any fact you don't like. It's just pathetic at this point.

Racism is "bad" mostly because it's dumb. It shows you are uneducated, that's mainly why it's "bad".

As to marriage, it's glorious. I regret nothing. I have 3 wonderful children and their mother and I still see each other frequently as we have remained best friends. No regrets.

>Pretty sure you just btfo of yourself there.
>implying "you have the brain of black child" had "black" as a neutral term
Your bad faith is showing. You're a mild faggot.

>Future tranny.
What would you do without memes? Probably what you do offline: sound like a moron and be left alone.

>what do you mean she wasn't a degenerate roastie cokewhore like every woman in hollywood since 1990?
>had an affair with a married man
Sounds like a MEW tier homewrecker and a whore.

>You will say this about any fact you don't like.
Just the ones you'll never be able to prove because they aren't true.
>Your bad faith is showing.
That's not a great rebuttal to the notion that you automatically assumed being called black is bad.
>What would you do without memes?
You're aware that transsexuals exist right? And that they don't come out of the womb receiving hormone therapy? Your responses are getting weaker b the minute.

>Sounds like a MEW tier homewrecker and a whore.
Relax, incel. Real life is more complicated than you can imagine and people aren't black and white stereotypes of what you see in movies (and I didn't mean races).

>Feel free to discuss anything about Audrey Hepburn.

my problem with her career is that she made so many good movies where the male lead actor was too old for her. Even by the time she made Charade Cary Grant was too old. Then there's Funny Face , My fair Lady and Sabrina. I think they new she was cute and a good actress but they thought they needed a big name established male actor to boost box office.

>never

we have the power to change that

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>Just the ones you'll never be able to prove because they aren't true.
Never being able to prove it would be because you will deny it to absurd levels. I could post my marriage certificate and my wedding photograph and you'd still deny everything until your dying breath. It's a wonder you don't see that. You just don't want the truth because you can't handle it. That's all this is.

>That's not a great rebuttal to the notion that you automatically assumed being called black is bad.
More bad faith. You're trying to suggest that your use of "black child" was not derogatory, even though you used it as an insult. Feel free to get lost in a tentative explanation, but it's clear to see.

>You're aware that transsexuals exist right? And that they don't come out of the womb receiving hormone therapy? Your responses are getting weaker b the minute.
I'm not Yea Forums-savvy enough to even understand what you mean by this.

>getting weaker b the minute.
>b
Don't get nervous on me now.

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>Real life is more complicated than you can imagine
>DUDE JUST FUCK OTHER PEOPLE'S SPOUSES LMAO XDXDXD
She's a whore and you're a person with low personal standards in regards to the behavior of others.

Again, real life is more complicated than you realise, and having sex with a married man, or woman, doesn't automatically make either a bad person. As I said and say again, real life is more complicated than you think, and there are parameters you do not understand because you can't imagine them and haven't lived them (yet, if ever), so don't be too quick to judge. It seems simple to you precisely because you don't know what you're talking about. I know you're not interested in what these parameters might be and that's why I'll spare myself the effort, but if you are genuinely curious, I might change my mind.

>You're trying to suggest that your use of "black child" was not derogatory, even though you used it as an insult.
I'm sorry, but you simply can't wish away the fact that you automatically assumed being black is bad. You're the worst kind of racist - the kind that pretends to be against it, all the while subconsciously thinking ill of other races.
>ur typo means ur nervous!
Another black child reply.

All those words and I didn't read any of them because there's no moral grey area when it comes to cheating with another person's spouse. Tell me about your parent's income level and relationship, user. I want to know what warped your moral compass.

>having sex with a married person makes you a whore

user, a whore is a woman who is paid for sexual favours. The moment you start choosing your own definitions for words, you start living in a fantasy world, like Scientologists or SJW's or poltards. Don't do that.

>I'm sorry, but you simply can't wish away the fact that you automatically assumed being black is bad.
Wrong, I assumed you used it, yourself, as an insult, and you can't deny that you did.

>i made this baseless assumption about your post which contained no racist context until i added it!
Why. do. you. assume. being. a. black. child. is. bad?

>All those words and I didn't read any of them because there's no moral grey area when it comes to cheating with another person's spouse.
As I said, you don't want the truth, you just want to be right. You refuse to listen, or learn. Life is more grey areas than binary good or evil.

>I want to know what warped your moral compass.
Life. I've learned that appearances can be deceiving and that people and events are not so simple when you know them up close. That doesn't make me less moral than you, it makes me more knowledgeable, and, in fact, more moral than you because you are quick to judge and slow to learn.

>Why. do. you. assume. being. a. black. child. is. bad?

Recap:

>user calls your post a projection when you say user writes like a homosexual
>you say, "no u", you have the brain of a black child, meaning "you are an idiot"

I assumed, correctly, that you were using it as an insult. It's your own assumption that a black child would be dumber than a white child, not mine. If you insist that it's mine and not yours, you are projecting again.

>DUDE MY DAMAGE IS THE BAR BY WHICH SOCIETY AND MORALITY IS TO BE MEASURED LMAO XDXDXD
You're just a shit person raised by shit people, kid. Notice how you dodged the questions?
So all you're going to say is "no u!" repeatedly? I guess I won.

This entire thread is why we can't have nice things and why Yea Forums needs to ban incels and autists, fast.

>It's your own assumption that a black child would be dumber than a white child
where did he say that?
Yea Forums isn't for serious discussion. it never was. go home.

>where did he say that?

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>you're obviously in your early twenties
>dunce
>you have the brain of a black child
Everything user says in this post clearly shows he is calling the other user an idiot. You guys can't possibly be sufficiently stupid not to see this.

>Yea Forums isn't for serious discussion. it never was. go home.
Lame bad faith excuse. You can't do serious discussion - which is why people shun you IRL - and so you use this excuse to vent like a weakling. You're not fooling anybody. Everyone knows why you're doing this, you're venting like a little faggot and feel all powerful behind your screen. It's sad. Real men online would be ashamed of acting tough online, because it's riskless and show how young you are.

so the other user is automatically conflating being called a black child with previous accusations of being an idiot despite there being no link between the black comment and the other comments? sounds like he's right and someone's a closeted racist

maybe other people aren't intellectually insecure and don't feel the need to treat the internet's sewer like it's srs business. have you heard that term in your few short years on my site? we used it to make fun of people like you back before reddit showed up

This is like pretending to be retarded to do ebinz trollage. You're sad.

>we used it to make fun of people like you back before reddit showed up
What you don't realise is that people who don't sound like morons on Yea Forums are most often "oldfags" and can't express themselves like teenagers anymore. Some of us will entertain the rest of us by playing along with your inane bullshit, but make no mistake: we are the ones laughing.

I noticed you couldn't deny being reddit. Fits hand in hand with being a virtue signaler while also being a racist. You're done, fag.

>us
Nice one, tourist.

>I noticed you couldn't deny being reddit.
I've never been on Reddit, I have no idea what "being Reddit" means, but apparently you can.

He's right, though. Oldfags recognise each other nowadays. It's not that hard: it's the ones you could imagine having a beer with, while the insufferable faggots who croak "reddit" like brainless toads are the newfags who actually heard of Yea Forums on Reddit and came to be edgy teens.

You can't deny this.

>lying about never being there
>being too stupid to understand that second hand knowledge exists and that the site has defined it for literally years
>He's right, though.
Your use of colons indicates you're samefagging and aren't smart enough to obfuscate it. Your IQ is at least 15 points lower than mine.

>quits Hollywood to be a mother to her children
>wholesome life in Switzerland
>devotes self to humanitarian causes
>close to Geneva and the UN
>decades of good deeds
>wholesome life
>local people still revere her
>her house is turned into a shrine
>grave still beloved by locals
Based.

>Your use of colons indicates you're samefagging and aren't smart enough to obfuscate it.
Using colons indicates samefagging in your sick mind alone. Saying "obfuscate" doesn't make you smart. My IQ is 138, I had it checked. (Inb4 saying that's low and proving you are quite an idiot.)

Nobody will believe that what you said about colons comes from an IQ of 153.

Homewrecker.

You didn't capitalize the word after the colon in either post, user. You were a C average student.

Don't forget she was a nurse during the war.

>You didn't capitalize the word after the colon in either post, user.
Indeed, which, if you knew anything, is fine and usually the better choice. It's out-dated to do so and maybe 5% of authors choose this way, but it's ill-advised.

Thanks for playing.

writingcenter.unc.edu/tips-and-tools/semi-colons-colons-and-dashes/

ANONN GETS BTFO AGAIN.

Pic-related. Love when incels get BTFO. So fucking sweet.

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>it's OK to be retarded
No, it's not.
>one source
>it's not applicable
Based retard samefagging. You lost the entire thread, racist.

How can incels hate her and call her something demeaning as "roastie" with a straight face?

It's just a buzzword. For an incel, every woman that is not a virgin is a roastie.

>No, it's not.
Oh it is. Read a fucking book.

>Based retard samefagging. You lost the entire thread, racist.
Like I said, read a fucking book. 95% of the time, there's no capitalisation after a colon. It looks retarded and outdated, because it's not a new sentence, you dumb fuck. Same reason why you don't capitalise after a semi-colon either. You have the truest pleb belief, my dear faggot.

>How can incels hate her and call her something demeaning as "roastie" with a straight face?
The magic of mental illness, user.

coping losers will defend this

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Maybe you would get a gf if you spent all this energy looking for evidence why you can't get a gf to improve yourself and meet people?

cope

Incels BTFO again.

Go back to /r9k/ you pieces of shit.

>if i put my hands over my eyes it doesnt exist
cope

>winners will see this as meaning that a personality makes you look better (true fact)

>losers will see this as meaning that good looks get mistaken for personality (mentally ill projection)

wow this is severe levels of retardation

I approve of the graph, it shows that personality is more important than looks as it heavily influences it. Just as I said before. That's how life is.

>noooo, women hate me because of muh genetics, it's not my fault, I'm not responsible for anything!

Weaklings.

It's actually completely true. On a scale of 0 to 10, just how mad and butt-devastated are you?

Guess who's single? You.

The ascended will understand that it does not matter and just get a hooker

As if a hooker can give you anything worthwhile. You can't pay a hooker to love you, user.

>autists will never understand

>You can't pay a hooker to love you, user.
I know. But I can pay her for sex and physical affection which is still quite nice.

they're rated separately dipshit, are you this fucking dense? attractive people have attractive personalities, ugly people have ugly personalities.

My Fair Lady is her best movie, despite all of her singing being dubbed. Tied with The Sound of Music for greatest musical of all time

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Can you people please stop fighting or better piss off to another thread/board and the rest continue the Audrey discussion?

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I have a challenge for you Yea Forums.

Go on Gumtree and see how many Audrey Hepburn canvases are for sale within 10 miles

20 here

>they're rated separately dipshit,
You literally cannot read this graph. Fucking liberal arts students, I swear.

The most beautiful women in history.

>attractive people have attractive personalities, ugly people have ugly personalities.

Ugly personalities end up ugly-looking, while attractive personalities end up attractive-looking, just as user told you. It's absolutely true.

Are we sure it was dubbed? Source?

Is... is this her?

Pretty much. Incels, being autistic, need to rely on patterns they already know very well. They are incapable of original thought.

>People with autism often have problems with social, emotional and communication skills. They might repeat certain behaviors and might not want change in their daily activities.

I don't get how making fun of incels/autists is supposed to help them fix their shit.

>mad because he now realizes it wasn't applicable
>"it just looks dumb!!!! :(((("
Dumb hick or street-shitting Oscar Wilde wannabe detected.

>say colons require capitalisation
>be told it's not required
>disagrees
>be shown source that proves he's wrong
>still denies, claims it's only once source
>hundreds of sources say exactly the same
>still in denial
I'm not very optimistic about you, user. You sound like a close-minded prick who can't learn or listen for shit. Good luck, you will need it.

>I don't get how making fun of incels/autists is supposed to help them fix their shit.
I don't want to help them: I want them to kill themselves.

That's not very nice of you.

Yes she was dubbed by Marni Nixon, who was the go-to singer for dubbing musicals in the 50s and 60s.

youtube.com/watch?v=8gHWroo5F84

You are dumb as fuck my dude

It's applicable. The rule was even posted and matched exactly what I said. You can capitalise, or not, but most people don't capitalise, and I explained why: it's stupid. It's not a new sentence. Feel free to stay a pleb, though.

yep, not how it works at all, it's funny watching try to spin it though. pure cope

Self-improvement can only come from inside.
If you don't feel the need to self-improve yet, you don't feel bad enough yet.
In fact, it should be independent from other people making fun of you or not.
You want pussy? Then man up and do something.
It's nobody else's job to get you off your ass.

t. used to be social failure

I was nice originally, but autists and incels won't change and refuse to listen to reason. So they can burn for all I care now. Observe this thread and see the level of stubborn retardation they're at.

You can't convince them of anything: they are mentally ill and refuse to change or get help. Moreover, they are an actual danger to society and frequently end up acting on their murderous rage. That should warrant terminating them before they do any damage. They are vermin.

>talking to the room like a passive aggressive faggot whose dad abandoned to be raised by a woman unable to raise males
Of course you're a Hepburnqueer, Pajeet. Learn how my language works and don't just regurgitate the first link you come across without reading it. You don't even natively speak the language, it seems.

>correlation is causation
OK, artist. Like I said, you can't read this graph, stop pretending you know the first thing about stats.

Settle down, Oscar. No need to get mad because you got outed as a racist.

>refuses to come to terms with his closeted racism
You're all talk. Typical queer.

so if this person had a wonderful personality you think he would be rated a 5/5 on the graph?

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>short, tiny, flat-chested, and a bit of a rat-face

PASS.

>inb4 long post from intellectually insecure queer

Passive aggressive means you're attacking someone without, on the surface, sounding like you are. That is not what user was doing as his attack is pretty clear and frontal.

Passive aggression:
"It's so tiring talking with you."

Not passive aggression:
"You're a prick."

Learn the difference, it's not hard. (That was passive aggression again, see?)

>liking Audrey makes you gay
Literal no idea why.

>Pajeet
I'm white, your racism need not apply, we already knew you were dumb.

>don't just regurgitate the first link you come across without reading it.
I have a degree in literature, amongst other, and I worked in editing for years.

>Learn how my language works
I've shown you were the one who doesn't know the rules. You won't show us a source where capitalisation is mandatory, because it isn't.

>red-herring is an efficient coping mechanism

Haha. Stupid femme-brain.

He doesn't have enough personality to go to a haidresser or decide to work out, so no.

When will you understand that personality traits have direct consequences on looks? I guess you won't.

>muh genetics

>Literal
You mean "Literally", Pajeet. Fucking street-shitter.

ITT: incels getting blown the fuck out and responding with short sentences. Enjoying every bit of it. Keep going, whoever you are, anons who BTFO incels. I love you more than you can imagine.

>They don't want any help
If they didn't want any help, why would they continuously post shit like this in every thread even remotely related to relationships?
Among incels there are those who truly have serious mental issues, but there are also all the guys in their early twenties who feel alienated and abnormal, and have constructed a very strong albeit grossly inaccurate image of society in their minds that allows them to rationalize their bad feelings.
They should receive help, not be further mocked and ostracized, I think.
By the way, it's not very wise to use autist and incel as synonyms or even imply they're similar enough to be put in the same bag, but whatever.

>incels
You were supposed to capitalize that too, brown eyes.
>she's deleting her posts now

her granddaughter actually has a much better face shape and symmetry

>brown-eyed Oscar is crying into his keyboard

so you think going to a hairdresser would fix him? LOL. what does working out have to do with a picture of his face, is lifting going to fix his bone structure?
thanks for proving you actually are a complete moron

>You mean "Literally", Pajeet. Fucking street-shitter.
I did. Was that all you could find to get back at me?

Dilate.

I only respect actresses who have the conviction to show their body on screen.

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>If they didn't want any help, why would they continuously post shit like this in every thread even remotely related to relationships?
Because they can't handle this stuff, so it comes out whenever it can, about anything slightly related to what really bothers them in their lives. It's not a call for help: it's just that they can't help it. They try to bury that stuff deep down, and it can't dealt away with that way.

It's like fat people who hate other fat people (because they remind them of how much they hate themselves) and keep projecting like turbo autists.

>Among incels there are those who truly have serious mental issues,
All incels have mental issues. You do not become an incel without mental issues.

>but there are also all the guys in their early twenties who feel alienated and abnormal,
These are mental issues.

>have constructed a very strong albeit grossly inaccurate image of society in their minds that allows them to rationalize their bad feelings.
That's mental illness also.

>They should receive help, not be further mocked and ostracized, I think.
Those who want help ask for it or show gratitude when given help. The ones who keep denying the obvious no matter how much evidence you pile on before them, those don't want help.

>By the way, it's not very wise to use autist and incel as synonyms or even imply they're similar enough to be put in the same bag, but whatever.
They overlap a whole lot. I wouldn't be surprised if every incel was autistic, clearly. Look at how the typical teevee user fails at basic things.

>she can't act (solely because user doesn't like that particular actress
Autists can't read body language and struggle at facial expressions, so it's no wonder their biases are so strong. We have Larson to thank for outing the autism of this board.

I repeat: capitalisation after colons is not mandatory nor advised; you can do it, but you will sound like a moron to patrician eyes.

>so you think going to a hairdresser would fix him? LOL.
It'd actually do a lot. He'd move from pedo-looking creep to normal. So yeah, that would definitely be a major step in the right direction.

Try laughing harder to make your argument sound more convincing, that'll work...

>what does working out have to do with a picture of his face, is lifting going to fix his bone structure?
Do you struggle with English? I've been very clear on the connection.

>his bone structure
You are not a doctor and it shows. What you incels think is "Bone structure" is just body fat. Low body fat makes your jawline stand out, which you idiots think is "muh genetics". Less fat around your bones make said bones stand out. It shouldn't be that difficult a concept to grasp, but you don't want to grasp it because it means your "bone structure" becomes your responsability. Spare me your incoming nonsense about "no but really it's muh genetics". It's not.

>thanks for proving you actually are a complete moron
Thanks for projecting.

What do you make of that conviction? Why is there a need to see an actor's naked body? Apart from fapping.

ITT: legends.

I repeat: You don't speak the language natively and you don't understand shit.
>saying "no u!" like a black kid

Do Yea Forums threads stop bumping at 300 also? We're almost there. Fucking intense, lads, intense!

Is there a kino with that feel?

What did they mean by that?

Here's your autistic thread, bro,

>People with autism often have problems with social, emotional and communication skills. They might repeat certain behaviors and might not want change in their daily activities.

>being retarded is trolling
You're pretty sad.

he's an ugly creep and always will be an ugly creep, going to a hairdresser is going to do nothing.
you have some type of mental disorder. how is working out going to fix his face? are you fucking stupid? he's not fat, he's just absolutely hideous with hanging nasty skin, you can't fix that without plastic surgery, you're totally delusional if you think otherwise. i think you're just hideous and completely in denial about being an undesirable.

>I repeat: You don't speak the language natively and you don't understand shit.
You can't prove you were right, so you talk around the point. I accept your defeat.

>Do Yea Forums threads stop bumping at 300 also?
Lurk moar, newkid.

The legends I meant are those who aren't trolling, actually. Love when incels, autists, and trolls, get BTFO so superbly. Having fun over here.

Reminder: Audrey Hepburn wasn't even considered beautiful by men back in the day. She's only considered beautiful by men now because of decades of brainwashing by faggots in the fashion industry and Hollywood warping your tastes into actually preferring man-jawed, angular, flat-chested skeletons.

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>It's not a call for help
Depends on the person, I think.
>All incels have mental issues
There's a difference between mental disorders and mental illness, I don't think all of them are mentally ill. They surely have some form of social anxiety, maybe avoidant PD or something along those lines, but I highly doubt most of them (aside from the far-gone and vehement /r9k/ types) have an actual mental illness.
>You do not become an incel without mental issues
Why?
>These are mental issues
They're consequences of their personal (and misinformed) choices and their environment. They're not entirely caused by them, and not entirely out of their control either.
While most people can deal with such feelings and get better on their own, some struggle to do so and it snowballs into a mess of negative feelings that they can't get rid of.
>Those who want help ask for it or show gratitude
What I'm saying is that just because someone is an incel doesn't necessarily mean he's an unsalvageable husk of a person who loathes women and cannot change. That's ridiculous.
And even those extremely bitter ones can get better, I'm sure, if given the right push.
>if every incel was autistic
Very doubtful. Also, autism is a spectrum.
>fails at basic things
Social anxiety and inhibition is not the same as autism. The latter has become a buzzword on Yea Forums and is thrown around quite a lot, but autism is a very specific thing.
>can't read body language
This is something you acquire with experience. People who are socially experienced will have it come naturally to them, while those who have avoided human contact for some time will naturally struggle with it. Nothing autistic about that, it's just a matter of social skills.

>he's an ugly creep and always will be an ugly creep, going to a hairdresser is going to do nothing.
This is exactly the problem. You think all solutions can't work because you prefer giving up and convincing yourself (and more dramatically, others) that nothing can be done. You're just wallowing in self-pity and refusing to make an effort.

I shouldn't have to prove it. We're all supposed to native English speakers who graduated high school. Why are you having such difficulty meeting the requirements?

>how is working out going to fix his face? are you fucking stupid?
Have you literally never seen the changes in people who worked out for a few years? Are you kidding? I can't believe such delusions.

Where does Oscar find the time?

>Audrey Hepburn wasn't even considered beautiful by men back in the day.
Wrong. Obviously...

>She's only considered beautiful by men now because of decades of brainwashing by faggots in the fashion industry and Hollywood warping your tastes into actually preferring man-jawed, angular, flat-chested skeletons.
Woah, that escalated quickly. Seek help.

Everyone thought Hepburn was beautiful, only herself felt less than beautiful, as most people do. That's all.

Reminder: Only a retarded faggot would post a page from the National Enquirer to support his retarded faggot statement that is also completely wrong.

>There's a difference between mental disorders and mental illness,
I'd ask you what you think the difference is, but I can't be bothered. Disorder or illness, there's no difference. If something wasn't a disorder, it wouldn't cause an illness. Illness is to be taken literally, as the opposite of wellness.

>I don't think all of them are mentally ill.
They are, by definition.

>but I highly doubt most of them (aside from the far-gone and vehement /r9k/ types) have an actual mental illness.
That's because you aren't qualified to diagnose such things.

>Why?
By definition. Being mentally ill literally means being mentally unwell, and if you can't socialise and hate everything about life and cope, cope, and cope harder on Yea Forums, you are mentally ill.

>They're consequences of their personal (and misinformed) choices and their environment.
And? You can make yourself mentally ill, I don't see the problem.

you're just in complete denial of reality. the guy is hideous, even plastic surgery can't fix him. he's bald and your suggesting he goes to a hairdresser, lmao. he'd look just as horrible with a full head of hair. i don't know if you're just a troll or beyond stupid.

that happens to fat people with a fat gross face, that guy doesnt look like he has a fat face, he's just ugly. do you want me to post ugly gymcels now to prove my point?

>What I'm saying is that just because someone is an incel doesn't necessarily mean he's an unsalvageable husk of a person who loathes women and cannot change. That's ridiculous.
Some are like that.

>Very doubtful. Also, autism is a spectrum.
How is that doubtful? Just check out the specimens in this thread. Incels' inability to understand others is what makes them unable to see how wrong they are about women/blacks/Jews/anyone who disagrees with them. The only reason they can believe the nonsense they see on Yea Forums (and don't even wonder about the legitimacy of that info) is because they are autistic.

>Social anxiety and inhibition is not the same as autism.
Indeed, but thinking and acting like an alien in society, that is autism.

>This is something you acquire with experience.
Autists typically fail at this. >People who are socially experienced will have it come naturally to them,
Every human socialises early on, autists don't learn because they literally can't. They have a brain defect that prevents that type of learning, getting them stuck on some levels at the age of 4 or 5, especially when it comes to empathy and considering the world through someone else's point of view.

It automatically guarantees artistic merit. There's simply nothing more cinematic than the female body. Any film is elevated, and an already worthwhile film is only made more worthwhile.

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>I shouldn't have to prove it. We're all supposed to native English speakers who graduated high school. Why are you having such difficulty meeting the requirements?
You can't prove it because you were wrong. If you could prove it, you would have by now.

>you're just in complete denial of reality. the guy is hideous, even plastic surgery can't fix him. he's bald and your suggesting he goes to a hairdresser, lmao. he'd look just as horrible with a full head of hair. i don't know if you're just a troll or beyond stupid.
t. has never seen a make-over show

>>I shouldn't have to prove it. We're all supposed to native English speakers who graduated high school. Why are you having such difficulty meeting the requirements?
Hard time reading, Jugdish?

>Everyone thought Hepburn was beautiful
No, they didn't. Women and homos did.

Hepburnfags confirmed gay.

that guy has no potential to look better with a make-over
you're a female arent you

>that guy doesnt look like he has a fat face,
t. has never heard of skinny fat, does not realise how lower body fat, even in non-obese people, can radically chance a person's face

t. has never seen fat Daisy Ridley

>do you want me to post ugly gymcels now to prove my point?
Preferably gymcels who went to the haidresser and removed their ugly glasses, but I'm not counting on it. Autists are so facially blind that they don't recognise good-looking people when they see them.

>Brie Larson is ugly.
>Michael Fassbender is ugly.
>DiCaprio is ugly.
It's all so tiresome.

>It automatically guarantees artistic merit.
>porn actresses are whores
It's all so tiresome.

>I'd ask you what you think the difference is, but I can't be bothered
>you aren't qualified to diagnose such things.
Apparently you aren't either, but I'm at least more knowledgeable than you on the subject, so I stand by what I said.
There's a difference between a disorder and an illness in medical terminology, and what you describe as mentall illnesses are actually more often than not mental disorders, which can be dealt with very differently and not necessarily by resorting to pharmacological treatment.
>by definition
By definition of what?
Just because you don't feel well doesn't mean you're ill, this goes for physical wellness and mental wellness.
>if you can't socialise
Then it just means you haven't acquired any social skills and might have social anxiety, low self worth, etc. Those aren't mental illnesses, they're obstacles that can be overcome.
By labeling everything that you consider abnormal a "mental illness", you're further reinforcing these people's impression that they're fundamentally different from others, when that isn't true. Their state is temporary and can be fixed.
>Some are like that
Not all of them.
>How is that doubtful
Because autism is not what you think it is. You can't diagnose a person with autism over the Internet, that's stupid.
Social ineptitude is exactly that. It's not necessarily autism.
>thinking and acting like an alien in society, that is autism
That's not it at all. You can act like an "alien" in society and not be autistic, just like you can be autistic and relatively well adjusted.
>fail at this
Autists sometimes do, but they can learn as well.
Given that most incels are probably not autists, I'd wager that they can definitely learn.
>Every human socialises early on
And some people, for various reasons, don't go through some of that socialisation (in the case of incels, it's mostly during teenage years, not childhood). You can't just chalk it up to a brain defect, it's not that simple.

>No, they didn't. Women and homos did.
Uh, yeah, everyone did. Very few ugly women became Hollywood stars at the time, as now. Hepburn's beauty is timeless. The idea that "brainswashing" is what makes anyone find her beautiful is retarded beyond belief. There is enough science on this stuff, nobody needs your conspiracy theory bullshit. Put on the tinfoil hat and go wank about muh aliums, dipshit.

yep, yep. working out will fix your face. yep.

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>that autist talking about mental health

Everyone has the potential to look better if they look bad.

>noooo, self-improvement can't exist! I must suffer forever and I can't do anything but whine to strangers online!

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>I'm a beauty therapist,
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, you poor, no self esteemed pathetic fucking incel.

I'm just trying to help. But Yea Forums probably isn't the best board for that kind of thing.

>which can be dealt with very differently and not necessarily by resorting to pharmacological treatment.
Nobody said otherwise. No idea why you'd assume calling something a disorder means meds.

>nudity is porn
Says the artistically-devoid mongoloid. I suppose you think a Greek sculpture is pornographic.

How would they know their personality if they never met them?
Or, how wold they rate their personality (only) after seeing them and being biased by their looks?

Pretty much all serious research done on looks conclude - despite the researchers' increasingly intense efforts to find the opposite - that everyone judges everything you do based on how you look, no matter how unrelated to looks it is. They'll choose a beautiful accountant over a more-competent but ugly one, unless the competency gap is extremely large and conspicuous. Y'know, they'll choose an ugly 5/5 accountant over a beautufil 1/5 accountant, but not over a bautiful 3/5.
Same shit goes for judging personality. When you look good, pretty much everything you do is judged as being done better than if you don't; including your "personality".

>Just because you don't feel well doesn't mean you're ill,
That's literally the definition.

ill
well

These are LITERALLY words to mean opposites:

well-behaved
ill-behaved

Do you English, motherfucker?

It was to emphasize the difference between the two, and the fact that calling incels "mentally ill" systematically is harmful on top of being untrue.

>Because autism is not what you think it is. You can't diagnose a person with autism over the Internet, that's stupid.
You can recognise autistic behaviour, of course.

>People with autism often have problems with social, emotional and communication skills. They might repeat certain behaviors and might not want change in their daily activities.

Try telling me that the absurd memeing that goes on here isn't autistic, try.

>And some people, for various reasons,
For one reason mostly: autism.

lol the pic you posted has more to do with angles, lighting, and poses. the guy grew his hair out and thats about it

>posts picture of a dude making a weird face
Sure convinced me.

>working out can't fix your fa-

I'm the one arguing against incels, among others. What are you on about?

Stop arguing semantics for no reason, you know what I mean.
If you have a headache, you're not "ill", you just have a headache.
If you have trouble socializing with people, you're not mentally ill, you just don't have much social skills. This can be fixed and it's not a death sentence.
>You can recognize autistic behavior
Neither you, nor I, nor the overwhelming majority of people on this website are qualified to properly identify it, especially over the Internet.
>autistic
There you go. You're just using autism as a buzzword, it's meaningless.
Are you just baiting? I'm tired.

>Confidence, studies reveal, is what both men and women find the sexiest about anyone.
No it isn't. Physical attractiveness is. Only way you could get "confidence" to rate higher is if you conflate the two somehow, like by ignoring physical attractiveness and then deciding that because they choose the most confident (which is going to be the most attractive) people, that means confidence is attractive. But if that were true, autists like chris chan, often literally knowing no shame and having extreme confidence, would be the most attractive people on planet earth. But they're not, because what people are rating as "confidence" isn't confidence at all but something totally different.

Nudity IS porn. I masturbate to nudity, nudity is sexual arousing.

>I suppose you think a Greek sculpture is pornographic.
Of course. Greeks were homos and they fapped to statues, you didn't know? That's literally why they only sculpted hot men.

lots of jealous crypto incels in this thread, almost don't want to keep reading

wtf is this thread even

>working out fixes your face bro, trust us

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The people who want to see a naked women are patrician.

The people who hate the user base of this website are the ones in capeshit threads.

>How would they know their personality if they never met them?
The personality score is based on the written profile. Looks is based on the photo.

>that everyone judges everything you do based on how you look,
That is not what studies have found. You can easily test this on yourself: if you suddenly learn this rockstar is an actual pedophile, your appreciation of their looks goes down radically. Same thing with other negative personality traits.

Another prime example is Brie Larson. Because of what people assume about her personality, they find her ugly.

>Nudity IS porn. I masturbate to nudity, nudity is sexual arousing.
I masturbate to people in clothes, clothes are porn.

>calling incels "mentally ill" systematically is harmful on top of being untrue.
It is true, though. And it's not harmful enough.

Sorry but it's well documented that Hepburn was considered more of a woman's idea of beauty. That was her whole image. Men admired her for her acting and charm, but weren't really fawning over her looks. That has only changed in the last few decades.

>if you suddenly learn this rockstar is an actual pedophile
>he doesnt know about the child rapist tinder chadfish
oh man you are in for such a surprise

>shes never watched roman holiday
what a pleb slut bitch whore cunt you are OP

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>That is not what studies have found. You can easily test this on yourself: if you suddenly learn this rockstar is an actual pedophile, your appreciation of their looks goes down radically. Same thing with other negative personality traits.
Why do you believe this is a contradiction? Especially when it actually strengthens my argument rather than weakens it?

>muh genetics
>muh angles
>muh lighting
You fuckers will never give up on your coping. If I posted 20 pictures of various angles of the "before" stage, you'd find some other lame excuse. It never ends.

rationalwiki.org/wiki/Last_Thursdayism

>search for "You want to be her" on 4plebs
>trillions of post in Hepburn threads
I know it's Yea Forums but this is just pathetic.

>Stop arguing semantics for no reason
Uh... user says ill and well have definite meanings and they are opposite, and you call that "arguing semantics". OK, fag.

>tits
lol she was flat as riley reid
still though

>If you have a headache, you're not "ill", you just have a headache.
Actually, if you have a headache, you aren't well, therefore you are ill. It's really not that hard to understand.

Mental illness means you aren't well on a mental level.

>but you're not the one arguing semantics, my bad

>You're just using autism as a buzzword, it's meaningless.
I defined it using the actual definition. I don't see why you'd think I was using it as a buzzword.

Wrong, for poise I recommend Havel's Set + Wolf Ring

fucking casuls

Okay, looks like you aren't open to any kind of discussion, never mind then.
>it's not harmful enough
Causing pain to others isn't cool. And it doesn't even make sense when doing so contributes to creating the people you're complaining about.

>Are you just baiting? I'm tired.
autism

>The personality score is based on the written profile.
That's not a good judge for personality. That's a good judge for people saying positive things about them selves. Which people who have positive things said about them a lot are going to be better at than people who don't.

>No it isn't. Physical attractiveness is.
That's not what studies have found. Studies have found confidence is the most attractive feature for both men and women, and confidence isn't a physical trait.

To make it simple for you: someone with good looks but bad confidence will be rated less attractive than someone with worse looks but good confidence. There are studies on this, you can easily check it out for yourself if you somehow never came across this IRL.

And please, don't start "muh genetics" bullshit because I can't stand this retardation any longer.

There's nothing wrong with his face. He's handsome.

>reminder that autists are facially blind for the most part

lmao the guy grew his hair out, thats all he did. its amazing people still fall for this shit.

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Nasty body, but great face. You shot yourself in the foot, autismo.

>The people who want to see a naked women are patrician.
So porn users are patrician. OK.

>The people who hate the user base of this website are the ones in capeshit threads.
People in capeshit threads ARE the userbase.

>if you have a headache, you are ill
I don't have to be in med school to know that is is bullshit.
Weird how you're arguing about being able to discern autistic behaviors while seemingly being fixated on the absolute definition of words instead of their implied meaning within a certain context.
>Mental illness means you aren't well on a mental level.
So when you feel very sad due to losing a loved one, you're mentally ill?
Please stop.

Just scanning her bio, I see had 2 children and 5 (FIVE) miscarriages. Fuck.

You are insane and cannot back your claim. I hope for your sake that you are trolling.

>it's well documented
Show your documents.

this guy is beautiful too, look at that gorgeous face

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I think you missed the point... I'm sorry user. The odds aren't good for you.

>the point was that a handsome man, ONCE YOU LEARN THAT HE IS A PEDO, looks uglier than before

See, this is how you spot autists: they don't get it. They don't see the world like normal people, and are facially blind, so much of what is obvious to normal people is invisible to them.

That we know of, anyway.

>Why do you believe this is a contradiction? Especially when it actually strengthens my argument rather than weakens it?
I think you're misunderstanding everything here.

>Nasty body
You're deluded, the guy is in better shape than 99% of people on this board.

i really cant wait to see you dance around the fact this actually happened

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>he just grew his hair out

You are clearly retarded.

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>To make it simple for you: someone with good looks but bad confidence will be rated less attractive than someone with worse looks but good confidence.
Nah, it's the opposite.

Your retarded "I'm a beauty therapist" bullshit, you fucking retard.

>Okay, looks like you aren't open to any kind of discussion, never mind then.
I discussed this, but if you think incels are functional individual on a mental level, we have a fundamental disagreement. You are yet to prove abnormal individuals are actually normal. Good luck.

>Causing pain to others isn't cool.
Ideally, I would want them to die, not suffer.

>That's not a good judge for personality.
Irrelevant. That graph isn't about "the truth", autist, it's about people's perception, that's all we care about.

>Which people who have positive things said about them a lot are going to be better at than people who don't.
That's exactly why incels are perceived as having shitter personalities than normal people.

>I would want them to die
Before attempting to identify mental abnormality in other people, I honestly think you should reflect on your own emotional state. You'll most likely take this as an insult but I'm being honest.

>Imblying flatties aren't hotter.
Yeah that's gonna be a big fucking yikes from me, to you, my dog.

>So when you feel very sad due to losing a loved one, you're mentally ill?
The criterion you're missing is length. If your headache lasts a normal amount of time, you aren't considered ill, but if it lasts for months, any doctor would say you suffer from a serious illness, and that you are, in fact, ill.

If you are feeling sad for a usual amount of time, you aren't considered ill, but if your sadness lasts for months, you will be considered ill and suffering from an illness.

Please continue and also suck my cock, you magnificent bastard.

Was that due to complications due to her bad childhood and starvation period?

the guy was never unbelievably hideous in the first place so i dont know what your point is. a guy that isn't hideous can look better? the guy i posted has zero potential, none. shall i post more hideous people that are totally fucked to drive this fact home for you?

and the point you missed was that personality is conflated with looks

the good-looking pedo will be judged worse than the good-looking non-pedo
but the good-looking pedo will be judged better than the bad-looking non-pedo

how many women would choose a 4'9 balding manlet over a 6'2 handsome pedo?

fuck, make the balding manlet a doctor as well, and the pedo an ex-con; nearly every single normal woman you'll talk to will say that they WOULD date the pedo in very plausible circumstances, like e.g. he 'demonstrates' he isn't a pedo anymore, but none of them would ever consider dating the manlet
sure, you'll always find some literally insane 1% woman who'll hit up the manlet, but no normal woman would - unless she literally had no choice, like she'd die if she didn't or something

Actually, facially blind autist, there's nothing wrong with his face. He looks fine. But he has a nasty body with fucked up proportions (likely due to focusing on the wrong exercises and neglecting others).

>narrow shoulders
>big tits
>thick core

That's what looks nasty. Amazing how autism warps the world, uh?

>nasty bod makes autists think his face is ugly
>because facial blindness

Being in better shape =/= looking good. His body legit looks shit, he's just a body-building steroid faggot, but his face is absolutely fine. Are you facially blind too?

>there's nothing wrong with his face
i have to give you credit, i havent laughed this much in a long time. every post you make is funnier than the last

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>he thinks images on Yea Forums are legit sources of information

I think this explains a lot about you and the general understanding of Yea Forums users. Goddam.

When did I say anything was wrong with his face?

>its fake its fake its fake!!!!!!

>Nah, it's the opposite.
Last Thursdayism.

You can keep swapping causes and consequences all you want, you're just in denial.

>That's exactly why incels are perceived as having shitter personalities than normal people.
Incels THINK they have shittier personalities than normal people, usually because they're neurotic and judge everything they do as much worse than it is. So of course they'd describe themselves as much shitter than they actually are. While someone who's constantly treated well and complimented would describe themselves as much better than they actually are. But their self-descriptions aren't reflective of anything other than their level of narcissism.

>if it lasts for months, any doctor would say you suffer from a serious illness,
Are you a neurologist?
It could also just be a psychosomatic disorder, something caused from stress or anxiety. That's not an illness, much less a serious one.
>if your sadness lasts for months
Grief can last for months, it's generally not treated as depression. For a mental illness to be considered as such, it has to correspond to several symptoms, not just be an unpleasant feeling that lasts for a long time. You can be unsatisfied at your job and suffer from it for years, yet not be mentally ill.
This discussion is meaningless though, I really don't give a shit about the definition of being ill. Whatever

>Your retarded
My retarded?? MY retarded? You're my retarded.