Your Uber Rating and Your Fave Film

I'm not there to entertain him

Operating motorized vehicles is for chumps

I didn't say you had to sing him a song

4.68 because I like to slam the car doors
Umberto D.

this, how the fuck do you get under 5. I always thank my driver and tell them that I plan on giving them a 5 and they always say they'll do the same. I've always driven with 5 star drivers.

Is this that Social Credit system I keep hearing about?

kek

4.76
The Exorcist

Why did someone give me a 4 instead of a 5? I'm always respectful and take care not to slam their doors or anything. Do I smell?

redpill me on uber rating system

I own multiple cars why the fuck would I use a taxi

>working for (((google)))
If you get the chance, you should kill yourself.

5.00

Drive (2011)

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But you're there to give us rides you taxi Cuck. I can't stand Uber/Lyft drivers that have to fucking talk to me especially when I have my headphones in. Just fucking drive the car and shut the fuck up.

I'll see if I can squeeze that in sometime this Saturday

3.9 and I insist on vaping the whole time
2001 a space odyssey

Probably reek of virgin.

Postworst passanger story? Also why not get a normal job?

And that attitude is why you'll never be a 5 star passenger :)

We are the passengers you ding-dong. What kind of cuck works for uber?

4.81

Once my driver stopped the ride halfway through the journey because he was having a allergic reaction to cat hair. I don't even have a cat... anyway, he dropped me off in the middle of nowhere where I couldn't call a new uber. Rated that fucker a 1 and I guess he did the same to me as my rating went really down all of a sudden.

Anyway, my favourite movie is probably the Lion King or The Dark Knight.

Sorry. Why use uber are you guys normies who are drunk?

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See

...

>picking up qt girls from club every night
sounds comfy desu

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What the fuck is an uber rating? I'm not some kind of bugman, you freak.

Why not ride a bike at that point?

Some black lady in Atlanta pulled the race card when she got lost close to the destination and I tried to tell her where to go.
>Am I yo slave?
She also got fully out of the car earlier in the trip to yell at and/or fight a driver who she thought cut her off (who didn't). Reported her ass, got my money back and still have a 5.0 rating

I’m at 4.7

Faggots will give you a 4 star for no reason

>drunk roasties reeking of cigarettes and semen, screeching to turn up the pop station and stop at mcdonalds
Hard pass

Because fuck that? I wanna get to my destination in 10 minutes not 3 hours, I'll just pay a slave to shlep me around

Some roasties are alright and don’t smell plus they flirt with you

t. some farmer who fucks sheep

5
The Master

I'm blackout drunk almost everytime and don't remember getting an Uber most of the time. Idk how you get lower than a 5.

Not sure I have a favorite movie now that I think about it

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How much does an average trip cost

What’s the point of this dumb thread? Is it another narcissistic /fit/ meme we’ll have to sit through?
Anyways for me it is The Lobster

$4.25 for anything below 2 miles, about a dollar a mile after that point.

4.95
Men In Black

i really want to suck off an uber driver

4.79
currently pretty high for me.
I'm normally in the 4.6 because I never talk to anyone because I'm too autistic for actual irl conversations

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Who else here /autocancelfemaledrivers/?

Depends on how far you go and what size vehicle you request

What does this have to do with /fit/

4.75
Probably because all the Uber drivers here are pajeets and I only use uber on the way home from town with slags I’ve picked up and they’re jealous.

Chungking Express

>you get ratings for RIDING in a fucking car now
what kind of dystopian bullshit is this lmao? i'm using a service, i'm a customer. do i get a lower rating because i won't bantz with the driver on my way home from the kino? do i get a lower rating when i am visibly disgusted when my uber driver is a minority?

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Plebs
The thing

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>autocancelfemaledrivers
I do this every time

/fit/ usually starts these memes of people trying to cockfight over useless stats or data about themselves

$8 for 2 miles. I live right outside downtown in a large city.

Don't be a tard. You get 5 stars for not being a retard in the car. No one expects you to chat with them. As long as you're courteous you won't get a 4 or lower.

>jew
>too feminine and neurotic to drive
checks out.

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If you’re a nog that disrespects the car and shit you get a low rating so other people will know you’re a degenerate

>Uber
>going out of your home
>ever
>2019
I don't understand.

Memes aside, normies consider it "courteous" to at least talk about the weather or ask how their day is going. I usually get a few small talk questions out of the way then just let them drive while playing on my phone the rest of the time. And some drivers will have had a shitty day and won't even want to talk. But its a "social nicety" to at least make a bit of small talk, I think they feel slighted if you don't acknowledge them at least a little

>he is in contact with the hacker known as Yea Forums
IM CALLING THE FBI

You should at least say hello and a comment on the weather. The worst are people that say nothing during a 30 minute ride.

You only get a low rating if you're a degenerate faggot eating/vaping/puking/yelling in the back. Drivers don't give a shit if you just sit there on your phone or whatever. The system is biased to keep the scum off the rideshares, you should support it. Nothing wrong with paying minorities sub-minimum wage to drive you around either, for the record.

???? do you talk to taxi drivers in jew york or are you too young to have ever been in one? who the fuck engages the 70 iq waste of space relegated to drive you around in actual conversation?

How do you figure I'm a jew? Is shlep a jew word or something?

>4.98 stars
>drivers don't think I'm a potentially thug newfag
>high enough to feel good about it
Oh, and I don't have a favorite movie. I can't get into movies, only tv shows because I'm too obsessive

This isn’t taxi. Rideshare is a side gig and drivers want to know you’re not a sociopath that’s going to rob or murder them.

The hacker known as 4 chan is so good that he doesn't have any online presence... because he's an old boomer from a poor part of town who never used a computer in his life.

yes.

Again, this is why you're not a 5 star passenger. I might think that the drivers are faggot cuck slaves but I don't make it obvious that I think that by treating them like inanimate objects