Thanos was the good guy

They just needed a punching bag, could've at least have a scene trying to reason with him to create resources, sterilize or something

>U-76: Sunk, 5 April 1941 by British warships; 1 dead, 42 rescued[1][2]
>U-44: Sunk by a mine on 13 March 1940 off the coast of the Netherlands. All crew members were lost[1][2]

come on baby daddy needs a new pair of das boots

There are no good guys or bad guys, only winners and losers.

im sure you lads never let your dad down, posting on Yea Forums and all :^)

>Fate:Scuttled at Danzig, 3 May 1945, broken up, 1946-7[1]
nice

fuck yeah survived the war

My dad shitposted on forums so I'm just following in his footsteps u noob
This didn't feel like a win though it was so anti climatic
At least swars OT and lotr had nice bookends
This has nothing but a wet fart funeral scene and old cap in the forest

just don't force your daughters to fight eachother and torture the loser

>If the Avengers were able to detect Thanos' use of the stones on his planet, why did they have to wait for Captain Cunt to arrive with Nebula?
>How did Iron Man solve time travel without ever having previously established knowledge of Pym Particles
>If he was able to solve it without knowing about it, why didn't it ever occur to him earlier?
>How did Banner have enough control over the Hulk to merge with him when it had been previously established that Banner had zero control or even awareness when the Hulk was out
>If Tony and Steve went to the 40s to get the tesseract, how did they ever have the ability to lose it to Loki in NY, causing them to go back further?
>the Grand Wizard tells Banner that if he takes the time stone into "his timeline" that hers will be fucked up, clearly showing that they didn't time travel, but instead went to a separate universe, contradicting the very way the time machine works
>Why did Thanos go from "misguided dude with a purpose" to "murderous CGI monster who loves being evil"
>When Steve went back to return the stones, and stayed back in time, how did he appear on the bench in the present?
>How was Stark able to get the stones off the gauntlet with his suit?
>If it was that easy to remove them, why didn't they just pluck the stones out when they had Thanos trapped on Titan?
>If time traveling really is separate timelines, like was previously established, how did he make it back to normal Earth?

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Why did thanos not use the time stone on his gauntlet to see that destroying the gauntlet would lead to him losing?

lets see

Why can infiniti stones suddenly be wielded by non-gods/non-titans ?

When thanos was wearing the gauntlet which gives infinite physical power why was he overpowered by captain marvel?

>>If the Avengers were able to detect Thanos' use of the stones on his planet, why did they have to wait for Captain Cunt to arrive with Nebula?
Baf writing
>>How did Iron Man solve time travel without ever having previously established knowledge of Pym Particles
Bad writing and temporal framing.
Didn't it take him years to find it since we flash forward 5 years then he does it instantly? Weird as it should have been him working on it obsessively to save spider twink but they dumped that story line for the most part despite them setting it up as a father son mentor thing for 3 movies
Lame
>>If he was able to solve it without knowing about it, why didn't it ever occur to him earlier?
This part sort of makes sense he was lulled into false security because he lucked out and had his family whereas literally everyone else got fucked by the snap

based rollin

>be me
>farmer
>Saved the universe once, people are very happy
>about to harvest some fruits, they taste good after boiled
>my wounds still ache
>everything I own and loved are gone now. But it is for the greater good
>suddenly masculine starfire, white static shock and a bunch of secondary characters cut off my arm and head
>mfw

As for why it didn't occur to him earlier he had no intention or interest in those 5 years to do anything he dropped off the grid to be with his family until the reality of what happened confronted him (cap and Nat coming to his house with ant man)
>>How did Banner have enough control over the Hulk to merge with him when it had been previously established that Banner had zero control or even awareness when the Hulk was out
This what the fuck where was his character development he's just oh I'm cool now lol big green chillguy
>>If Tony and Steve went to the 40s to get the tesseract, how did they ever have the ability to lose it to Loki in NY, causing them to go back further?
Bad writing literally hot tub time machine I dont have to explain shit
Nobody knows much about time travel irl either and if they did they certainly would not bother thinking out such high concepts in a bland movie such as this.
Donnie darko the butterfly effect and the dark this is not.
>>the Grand Wizard tells Banner that if he takes the time stone into "his timeline" that hers will be fucked up, clearly showing that they didn't time travel, but instead went to a separate universe, contradicting the very way the time machine works
Yep its inter dimentional travel not just straight time jump they literally don't address this and call it (time travel) instead
>>Why did Thanos go from "misguided dude with a purpose" to "murderous CGI monster who loves being evil"
Because the (nice) thanos failed and he didn't want to
>>When Steve went back to return the stones, and stayed back in time, how did he appear on the bench in the present?
This he'd be 100 years old

>U-(1)08: On her last operational patrol, she departed Lorient on 1 April 1943. She was attacked by a destroyer on the 22nd but continued to shadow Convoy ON (S) 4 southeast of Greenland. She arrived at Stettin in modern-day Poland on 16 May. Bombed and sunk there 11 April, raised and decommissioned 17 July 1944. Scuttled there 24 April 1945.[4]
>U-19:The boat was scuttled in the Black Sea off the coast of Turkey on 10 September 1944.[1] U-19 suffered no casualties to any of her crew.
>U-47:Missing 7 March 1941, in the North Atlantic near the Rockall Bank and Trough.[1]
U-84: was sunk while under the command of Horst Uphoff on 7 August 1943 in the North Atlantic, in position 27°55N 68°03WCoordinates: 27°55N 68°03W by a Mk 24 homing torpedo dropped on it by a US B24 Liberator aircraft (VB-105/B-4 USN). 46 dead (all hands lost).[3]
Mixed bag tbf

Don't make me say it

Mfw I get mined

no U

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This.
For a anti hero how come I felt more emotional connection to him than the good guys.
This movie didn't fully commit.
It should have been the road war of the worlds I am legend tier depressing not oh noes emo music video tier soap
>>How was Stark able to get the stones off the gauntlet with his suit?
>>If it was that easy to remove them, why didn't they just pluck the stones out when they had Thanos trapped on Titan?>>How was Stark able to get the stones off the gauntlet with his suit?
>>If it was that easy to remove them, why didn't they just pluck the stones out when they had Thanos trapped on Titan?
>>If time traveling really is separate timelines, like was previously established, how did he make it back to normal Earth?
Again hack writing they tried to retcon too much since they wrote themselves into a corner
>>If time traveling really is separate timelines, like was previously established, how did he make it back to normal Earth?
Stole a time gps off nebula

>If Tony and Steve went to the 40s to get the tesseract, how did they ever have the ability to lose it to Loki in NY, causing them to go back further?
Its shit logic from the writers but they established that if you change the past, it doesn't change the future for some retard reasoning.

>Scuttled at Wilhelmshaven, 2 May 1945
>U-23 was scuttled by her crew on 10 September 1944, off the coast of Turkey in the Black Sea at position 41°11N 30°00ECoordinates: 41°11N 30°00E to prevent her capture by the advancing Soviets.
Good job lads
>In February 1940, U-33, then captained by Hans-Wilhelm von Dresky, had been ordered to lay mines in the Firth of Clyde, in Scotland. However, the minesweeper HMS Gleaner, captained by Lieutenant-Commander Hugh Price, detected the U-boat on the 12th and dropped depth charges over a period of several hours. Eventually, the damaged U-33 was forced to surface and the crew abandoned the boat, which sank soon afterward. 25 men died while 17 survived. Before the boat was abandoned, the U-boat's secret Enigma rotors were distributed amongst a few of the crew, who were instructed to release them into the sea to avoid capture. This was not done, however, and as a result the British captured three rotors, including two (VI and VII), that were only used by Kriegsmarine and for which the wiring was previously unknown.[11][12]
Might have made it

This u final point

>Alita : Just waifu post and flop post fags
>Shazaam : Ded thread
>Endgame : Suddenly, we reaching MIT arguments every thread about flaw of capeshit movie
Wtf is going on?

Because Tony was bluffing. He had the idea of it in the works all along. He dipped his fingers into all kinds of science in his downtime, he probably had the idea of another guantlet of his own in plans too, but he hasnt ever seriously looked into it until Lang suggested it to him and managed to come back from the quantum realm after spending like five years in there. It was a eureka moment for Tony, confirming X and disproving Y and he puzzles together what works. He probably could also make his own Pym particles but it would also take years because the only person that's on Tony's level of genius is Hank Pym and he was dust at the time, and he keeps his secrets quite rightly guarded like Tony.

Come on baby

we rollin

WITNESS ME

Yeah guys be edgy and promote the mass extermination angle that people really intend for this world.

Promote that shit, you fucking tools.

Super soldier syrum. It won't make him immortal but it will make him the physical peak of his age and people can live a long time. He looked pretty spry for an old guy. Probably got a good 20 years on top of the upper average life expectancy. Maybe even more.

test

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My problem is why not show the audience that when 99% of the actual meat of this movie happens off screen.
Iron Man 1 2 and 3 spent the entire time with him modifying his suite then they handwve him literally discovering time travel inter dimentionally in under 5 minutes and literally one single scene
Did you even watch infinity war? The universe is whipping itself out thanos just accelerated it and made it literally happen in an instant
>entropy is bad
Wew but you think you cannot die and wars are bad
True but it's still lazy writing also that terrible makeup

For Stark. Nano machines and slight of hand. He made the guantlet, he controls his tech with his thought impulses, and he likely put that failsafe in should it get into the wrong hands.
Thanos dropped his guard and underestimated him. Same as the other Thanos didnt kill him right there and then when he had the chance

Rolling

The slight of hand was ok and him dying but idk it felt kinda like they made the point of infinity war moot since it was basically the same outcome except different avengers died off and overpopulation and famine is good because???
Thanos really is a weird character because you can tell your meant to hate him but I honestly don't.
He's neither a anti hero not a antagonist.
Shame we won't see any more of him as the main cast are so boring literally nothing changes when you kill them off all interchangeable

Yes
He was really misguided in the IW, but his plan worked out, at least for Earth. They had moved on in those 5 years and established that at least the ocean is getting cleaner.
The Avengers were unironically the villains this time. If deleting half the universe was bad then bringing them all back without absolutely no regard for anything would be just as, if not more chaotic. Now Earth has to somehow support all those who returned after adjusting to the new population caused by Thanos. It's just ridiculous. Why even establish the new universe is slightly better if they're just going to fuck it all up for selfish reasons?

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We need more submarine kino

Unironically into the spider verse did this concept better.
Also giant fucking spoilers to release that before endwar what the fuck
I think this movie was a giant backfire.
They where clearly aiming for a matrix trilogy lotr type happy bitter sweet ending bit it was all sour and no sweet.

Give me a footlong

He ALMOST won again. Just by a tiny inch he got overpowered by the full assembled force of the Avengers and, above all that, he's made a graceful last stand and lost like a good sport, accepting his fate after he had turned it over MULTIPLE times already.

This guy gets things done for sure.

I wonder what U I am

He's like the aragorn of mcu
>fights with honour and for his people
>gets killed off by mutts
>dies like a Chad multiple times.
It's weird because with so much going on in the movie it had fuck all impact besides his scenes and deaths.
Nothing in this movie is remotely memable its less interesting to shit on than previous mcu movies and even tlj tfa ro and solo because as bad as they where they had some defining moments.
Outside of thanos and the final battle there is nothing interesting going on in this move and the pop culture references in the first act are mind blowingly dumb.
Nobody under 30 would even get them

Rollnig.

He came off as a joke in endgame desu. Dying multiple times is for shitter villains.

Roll mother fucking roll

please gimme gimme 96

>U-38 conducted eleven patrols, as part of several flotillas. During her career, she sank over 30 enemy vessels and damaged a further one. U-38 ranks as one of the most successful U-boats in World War II.[3] She was scuttled west of Wesermünde (modern Bremerhaven) on 5 May 1945. Throughout the war, the U-Boat suffered no losses among her crew.[1]
Based
>Sunk on 14 September 1939 north-west of Ireland. No dead and 44 or 43 survivors (sources vary)[1][2]
Noice
>The U-boat departed St. Nazaire on 22 October 1942, and after a voyage out to the mid-Atlantic without result[22] was sunk on 15 November west of the Strait of Gibraltar at 36°09N 7°42WCoordinates: 36°09N 7°42W, by depth charges from the British destroyer HMS Wrestler, all 46 hands were lost.[2]
OoOf
>
>On 6 February 1942, while returning from patrol, she encountered convoy OS 18 north-east of the Azores. While attempting to attack she was sunk with all 45 of her crew by depth charges from the British sloop HMS Rochester and the corvette HMS Tamarisk.[3][4][5]
Rip
>She spent most of the rest of the war as a training vessel. She was decommissioned on 15 February 1945 in Wilhelmshaven. When US Eighth Air Force attacked Wilhelmshaven on 30 March 1945, U-96 was sunk in Hipper basin. The remains of the U-boat were broken up after the war.[41]

Hm

>Sunk, 5 April 1941 by British warships; 1 dead, 42 rescued[1][2]
>She sank the Saleier on 10 April 1941. According to 'Uboat.net', the ship went down in 15 seconds but there were 63 survivors. Her last recorded victim was the Ville de Liège, a Belgian-registered vessel which was successfully attacked about 700 nautical miles (1,300 km; 810 mi) east of Cape Farewell, (southern Greenland)[4] on 14 April.
>damaged by bombing, broken up in 1944/45
>After her third patrol, U-28 became a training vessel and was used to bring new U-boat crews up to standard. She was later sunk in an accident on 17 March 1944 and stricken on 4 August 1944.[1]
>U-88 left Narvik on 25 August 1942 for her final patrol. She was sunk south of Spitzbergen at 75°04N 04°49ECoordinates: 75°04N 04°49E by depth charges from the British destroyer HMS Faulknor on 12 September. Forty-six men died; there were no survivors.
>U-14 suffered no known casualties during the war. U-14 was scuttled on 2 May 1945 at Wilhelmshaven.
>U-66 was lost at position 17°17N 32°29WCoordinates: 17°17N 32°29W with 24 dead and 36 survivors, all of whom were captured by Buckley. Seehausen was not among the survivors, who were later transferred to Block Island.[28] For his act of ramming U-66, Brent Abel received the Navy Cross.[27][29]
>U-63 was sunk on 24 or 25 February 1940 by a mix of depth charges and torpedoes from the British warships HMS Escort, HMS Inglefield and HMS Imogen and the submarine HMS Narwhal south of Shetland. The approximate location of the wreck site is 58°40N 00°10WCoordinates: 58°40N 00°10W. One man died, there were 24 survivors. Those who survived spent the remainder of the war as POWs.[3][4]

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i will be the one that makes it

Stopped reading at the pym particles part.
It had nothing to do with the actual travel it just made them small enough to enter the time vortex in the quantum realm.

And they unkilled Loki twice over
Poor Tom hiddleston

Rollin

Daaam Thanos looks like that!?

He was going to create a new universe from scratch

I am a survivor.

>and we are meant to be rooting for the avengers
No, you are meant to rebel against this and support depopulation. And they are paying people to promote him in a totally "grassroots" way.

Thanos was an incel

wish me luck bros

>I'm gonna save the world by destroying it!

more bad writing

Rollan

captain marvel is literally the biggest mary sue created in the last 30 years of cinema. she is absolutely invincible and only appears to be weak at certain points in her shitty movie in order for the plot to have a sense of conflict

captain marvel is a shitty and unself-aware one punch man

Did you miss the fact that Thanos only lost in 2 out of 14 million realities?

R

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Gotta see if I made it

>most successful that was commissioned.

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Watch me outdo all of you faggots

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>During U-47's career, she sank a total of 31 enemy vessels and damaged eight more,[3] including the British battleship HMS Royal Oak on 14 October 1939. U-47 ranks as one of the most successful German U-boats of World War II.
Neat

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Rolling

test

Juden

Let's see

For the Fatherland

roll

Roll

this

Kriegsmarine

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>U-26 carried out six patrols between August 1939 and July 1940, during which she sank or damaged 12 ships.
nice

Rolling

as long as they grow up and don't fuck niggers, you'll be ok

rollan

jawohl

Fug

>U-39 was the first German U-boat to be sunk in World War II

Never lucky

>not being on the uss Barb, the only submarine to sink a train

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>She sank 26 ships of 141,852 GRT in ten patrols and was a member of six wolfpacks but was herself sunk by a US aircraft and a Canadian warship in August 1942.
You had a good run

boat waifu roll

rollerin

It's a movie series for brainlets and what you're starting to realize is that even w/ the biggest blue pilled movie, they can't hide the red-pill that begs you to recognize the obvious and alternative reality.

In a way, just like covenant, you realize that these movies are giant red-pill and highlight of how stupid/boring/insufferable/self-defeating mainstream currently is... Take covenant, mainstream idiots couldn't enjoy an intellectual Prometheus .. wanted chest busters and other low IQ bullshit.. So Covenant was created and they were depicted.. The faith of humanity rested in their hands and they blew it in epic retard fashion. Same goes for infinity wars. Now parallel this to reality. World is teetering on a brink and the mainstream population is accelerating it at break neck speeds w/ their retardation. They don't appeal to reason or intelligence. They assemble as a horde of cheese-ball retards while pursuing something they don't understand. No higher intellectual conclusion/outcome. Just some cheeseball hand holding exercise in stupidity. So, in a way, this movie gives you insight into the minds of mainstream plebs. It's an ugly horrid picture isn't it?

It's funny because every big msm shit does this even got
Even the biggest normies are waking up but their countries have already fallen

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rolll

Yeeeee

Yeah. With infinity war as the last canon marvel movie, the cinematic universe had a nice ending. I'm inclined not to watch endgame and let it end properly.

>When Thanos snaps his fingers the people dissolve into ashes

Was this some sort of blatant holocaust reference?

epic

>ebin pewpew laserman from jewish coulouring books !!!
I sure hope they're paying you. Imagine your brain being this shilled.

>daddy

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rrrrrrrrrrrrrroll

Gibsme Boots

penis

Rollin

Based.
It ruined mcu for me
I only watched it to spoil it for retards lol stay mad if you think me giving 8aud to Disney will make them rich the movie will bomb once word of mouth and spoilers circulate like tlj

Fuck it I'll roll

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The second half of the movie completely shits on his character so he goes from morally gray to straight up black/evil, so it doesn't matter anymore.
It's also canon by his statement that he could quite literally just double the resources on the universe instead of halving all life too

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They put more effort into the fucking fortnite cameo than this.

The movie honestly felt like a joke a few times, like the people from infinity war wrote the first 10 minutes where Thanos dies and one or two scenes and every other scene was your usual capeshit writers.
Guess it's what I get for actually expecting something just because infinity war was good.

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ok

I liked the part where Thor felt bad for killing thanos so much he ragequit his stupid multi culti hell-hole asgard to do raids and quests will quill and rocket
I can't tell if this movie is so stupid it's accidentally redpilling cunts or I'm just reading Into shit writing too much.
Also liked how Thor had mummy issues and literally turned into me when he got fat desu
It's like got im still watching it not because I like it but because it's more fun to shit on normies and spoil it while dropping redpills left by useful idiot sjws

Aa

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simple farmer murdered by caped thugs

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Funny how in all of the scenes in the movie with people dying this is the only one that got me.
Avengers came across like preachy psychos and selfish assholes
They also fucked every other timeline (literally trillions) just to save theirs killing themselves multiple times to do so.
Whoever wrote them as the hero's needs to an hero themselves this shit would make Snyder blush

...

>They also fucked every other timeline
They went back exactly to unfuck it, though Loki is now on the loose in one of the timelines

Gimme

Fucking lel. Rolling.

>murder guy in cold blood
>fuck up timelines a little
>character assassinations all over the place, Cap and Thor straight up ditch responsibilities
>randomly revive billions without any thought
what the FUCK was their problem? Did a sociopath write this movie?

Fat Thor was the best part about the movie

Pls gib good one