/got/

He should have gotten help from his brother, Ser Jonas.

Azor Syrio

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Why did Ser Allison like him so much? He was a total cuck

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Cast your picks for an Azor Ahai reveal in the next episode. Don't @ me if you want to say Stannis, this is for serious replies only.

It makes as much sense as taking all the civilian refugees into Winterfell so they're easy pickings for the white walkers instead of shipping them south. Also the crypts are safe, go to the crypts, we cannot stress that enough.

Because that is a long, drawn out war and there is just 4 episodes left.

He didn't. At least, not on the show. Did you catch the look he gives him as he's popping off at Jon after Jon ordered him to the Shadow Tower? Basically, "you fucking idiot"

Thats only a thing in the books

>Azor Ahai will be reborn amidst Salt and Smoke

It's Theon. Yara will be his Nissa Nissa

It's why he's still a character

Stannis is a fag who wont even get a appearance in the last 4 episodes

Does Theon have targeryen blood? Because if not, there is 0% chance he is azor ahai/the prince that was promised.

TPTWP is either Jon (highly likely), Daenerys (unlikely) or some other party who secretly has targeryen blood.

>Reborn amidst salt (his salt over losing) and smoke (his daughter's burning)

Its obviously Stannis you idiotsaaaaaggggggghhhhh...

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It's so clearly going to be a "Jon gets incinerated, everyone thinks he's dead, he emerges from the smoke unharmed like Daenerys that one time" moment

If you've been paying any attention to the recent quality and predictability of the show, you know with absolute certianty that the Azor Ahai is going to be John Snow

He is a useful idiot he can use to do his dirty work + he dislikes the Jon Snow. He doesn't care at all about him and let him beheaded by Jon.
Jaime or Jon
I don't get why they limit the episodes. Does it take so long to film just 6 episodes? I wish we can get a consistent 10 episodes every season, most of the problems with S7 is the pacing and I am afraid this season will be rushed too.

Can someone post the Dickon Tarly image with bronn laughing as the phone call?

Also has anyone read fire and blood? Some guy called Dick Bean, not even a Knight was the first guy to declare for king Maegor lol in a trial of 7

Will he be back bros? He knocked out all the other armored soldiers with a stick, surely he could have found a way around Meryn Trant.

Guys the crypts are safe
Go to the crypts
You know the crypts guys?
Go to them
Go to the crypts

And if you had been paying attention to the books you would know what's wrong with your post.

Meryn Trant is a decent enough Knight , he’s not like Boros where he’s a complete push over

Jaime is at least Lightbringer if not outright AA

Some woman

>Azor Ahai will be reborn amidst Salt and Smoke

It's Jorah. Daenerys will be his Nissa Nissa

It's why he's still a character

But they are done using the books

It won't be Jon because he's had too many fucking titles recently, as well as Dany

The entire "gotta have Targ blood" is bullshit. The Lord of Light chooses who he pleases.

It'll be either Jaime lannister, Theon, Samwell or Jorah or any of the other array of people on the sidelines. To have a big main character to turn out also to be this prophecy thing is expected and tame and won't happen.

Seriously betting, I'd place my money on Azor Ahai being Jorah

That's not the part I'm referring to. Read your post. Notice anything?

Can't wait to see Arya predictably save Sandor's life

MERYN FOOKIN TRANT

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>The entire "gotta have Targ blood" is bullshit.
GRRM doesn't do red herrings. The prophecy explicitly includes the condition of Targeryen heritage.

We never actually saw Stannis die on screen. There is no actual way to say that he is dead. Brienne is too honorable to kill someone right after they were defeated in battle. Stannis is coming back.

The only way for the show to redeem itself is for Jaime or Jorah to be AA.

I wouldn't be surprised if Ser Alliser put him up to it to undermine Jon and he just went about it stupidly, like with Robert's bastards. But, I don't remember how it went down in the books exactly.

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No it doesn't

>Dick Bean
>Dickon
When did you guys realise George is a fat hack?

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>GRRM doesn't do red herrings
No, just shaggy dogs

Probable D&D pick: Jonerys, because of normies on Twitter
Maybe: Jaime, Hound, Sansa. Ultimate redemption arc for all of them
Rooting for: Melisandre

Wouldn't be surprising: Arya.
> first sword is shattered by water
She learns to fight in the Water Dance style. Her family is btfo in the Crownlands, whose bastards bear the name Waters. She gets her first weapon, Needle.
> second sword is shattered by a lion's heart
She works for Tywin Lannister, the patriarch of the Lannister lions. Then she's captured by the Hound, later she travels to the House of Black and White where we see the statue of the Lion of Night. She gets her second weapon, the Valyrian steel dagger.
> third sword is forged by her lover
She gets her third weapon, a weapon designed by herself and forged by her lover. She will probably have to kill Gendry to power it up.

They're way past the manga and have been writing their own material for 2 seasons now. GRR is even pretending the show doesn't exist at this point, he said his "time is better spent doing other things" than watching the show.

It *LITERALLY* does, read the books.

Jon, Dany or Jaime
>Jon
Because the show set him up for it.
>Dany
Dabid wouldn't let a YAS QUEEN opportunity like this slip.
>Jaime
/ourguy/ is the best choice for Azor Ahai see pic.

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It's going to be Jaime
and jon and dany. three-headed dragon, remember?

It literally doesn't, retard

Pretty sure Jaime just exists to kill cersei now. He won't do shit in the battle but back up brienne.

The issue with a potential Azor Ahai reveal would be that the show didn't mention it recently. Remember how absolutely retarded they went on Jon's Targ reveal? Bran literally had to spell it out even though the show already made it blatantly clear beforehand.

>You got fat
what the FUCK was his problem?

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IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME

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Imagine Azor Ahai Jaime with a through magic animated golden hand and a flaming sword. How many undead could he take on his own before he goes down?

he kissed his wife

Jorah was the one who brought the Dragon Egg's to Dany. He woke the dragons from stone.

He was reborn amidst salt and smoke when he got dragonscale. Oh and by the way, him having had the dragonscale will actually tie him now in somehow with being as similar to the Targs. His blood has been changed to that of the ancients of Valyria

He has been given Hearts Bane, a valyrian sword.

I predict next episode little mormont girl gets killed and rez'd, and he puts her down. This is his Nissa Nissa.

When he pulls Hearts Bane out of her, it'll light up.

Requirements to be AZOR AHAI, NOT THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED:

>After a long summer, when the stars bleed and the cold breath of darkness falls heavy on the world. Variant: When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers.
>He shall be born again amidst smoke and salt
>He shall wake dragons out of stone
>He shall draw from the fire a burning sword, Lightbringer

>After a long summer, when the stars bleed and the cold breath of darkness falls heavy on the world. Variant: When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers.
Current events after the red comet
>He shall be born again amidst smoke and salt
Jorah was born in an island
>He shall wake dragons out of stone
Jorah was present when Daenerys' dragons were born. For all we know the dragons could have been awaken just because of him
>He shall draw from the fire a burning sword, Lightbringer
Jorah can perfectly pick Beric's flaming sword after he dies during the battle

So my guess is that Jorah is lowkey Azor Ahai, checks requirements but will not be acknowledge in the show, and Jon is The Prince that Was Promised. Daenerys is a Shaggybitch for both of them

emerges with white hair?

he would cut them all down like cake
just like his hero

Arya will kill Cersei with Jaime's face. Jaime will be the main character that will die next week

>His gold hand becomes animated, and wields Lightbringer in it

This would be MAXIMUM KINO

No, when your entire army is destroyed when you're destroyed, you never want to split up your force. Why would he go south and get his army wildfired?

They had very little time to prepare and organize and he has been greenseer planning every step of the way according to d&d's retarded logic that has to wrap it all up in a couple of episodes.

The prophecy claims that Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt,[7][8] to wake dragons out of stone.[9] This will occur after a long summer when an evil, cold darkness descends upon the world[5] and the red star bleeds.[7] It is said that wielding Lightbringer once again, Azor Ahai will stand against the Others,[5] and deliver the world from darkness.[10]

-

In Meereen Ser Barristan Selmy talks to Daenerys about her mother, Rhaella, and father, King Aerys II. He mentions that her grandsire, King Jaehaerys II, commanded that they be wed after the Ghost of High Heart had foretold that The Prince Who Was Promised would be born of their line.

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Chapter 31: Melisandre
What Happens
Melisandre watches the flames and prays to R’hllor to grant her a glimpse of Stannis, who she believes is Azor Ahai. Instead she sees the eyeless faces again, towers crumbling into the sea, shadows shaped like skulls, bodies writhing together, great winged shadows in the sky. She thinks that she needs to see the grey girl on the dying horse, for Jon Snow will expect it of her. She sees a wooden white face with a thousand red eyes, and a boy with a wolf’s face beside him, and knows that the face sees her too. She sees Jon Snow, alternately a man and a wolf, and sees that he is surrounded by skulls; she knows he is in danger, and reflects that unbelievers never listen until it is too late. She is annoyed that she prayed to see Azor Ahai, but only saw Snow instead.

-

Jon Snow's dream
>Burning shafts hissed upward, trailing tongues of fire. Scarecrow brothers tumbled down, black clocks ablaze. "Snow," an eagle cried, as foemen scuttled up the ice like spiders. Jon was armored in black ice, but his blade burned red in his hand.

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I appreciate you trying to help user work out his mistakes on his own but what are you talking about?

It should be Jon or Jaime.

But it will be Dany or Brienne. Maybe Brienne has to pull a sword out of Jaime to do it.

I said until the neck, not until king's landing

How have you dumbfucks not drawn the parallel of azor ahai to the first others creation? It's basically the same shit.

>John Snow
>John

If aryan kills Cersei I will scream

Firearm, like Victarion.

I'm surprised Tyrion didn't use his razor sharp wit to tell Theon that he has no balls.

Maario Naharis

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I hope nobody is wearing chainmail in the next episode because it's useless as an armour.

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>the night king is lightbringer

Sure.

>to wake dragons out of stone.
I wonder what this means in the context of Jon.
Will the dragons be restrained by the White Walkers somehow, and Jon goes all
youtube.com/watch?v=UHhxDjP0QwA

Azor Ahai and The Prince That Was Promised are the same fucking thing.

>battle of the living and the dead
>all hope is lost as the undead have pushed to the walls of Winterfell
>flame-sword wielding paladins led by Melisandre arrive on horseback and save the day
I'd cum in my pants tbqh.

>no goldpurple mustache

You had one job.

didn't that guy have a sword forged from a meteorite?

Yeah. It could be made of adamantium and it wouldn't do that though.

Isn't Dawn sharper than other swords, much like valyrian steel?

>implying that nondescript sword is Dawn

Who says the took all the civilian refugees? The bulk might have gone south.

EVERYBODY GETS TO BE AZOR AHAI TODAY!
YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH !!!

chain mail was meant to protect from scathing, it didn't really serve very much for its wearer.
>arrows pierced it
>the design of medieval swords were meant to pierce through plate metal
it would be tough for anyone to do what the meteor sword guy did though, which was very comic book esque
>SCA fag

Wow it’s literally me

that's not dayne

Shut the fuck up we already had last thread derailed by autistic niggers we dont need this one to be

No

youtube.com/watch?v=ydjdBTV8ZbY

They don't need to be

Cast members of HBO's "Game of Thrones", who had just finished a day of shooting on location for the 4th season in Dubrovnik, Croatia, were walking to the beach when they stumbled upon a burgeoning house fire. A small child was reportedly seen inside the home, attempting to escape the blaze. The child, not tall enough to reach the handle of the front door, resorted to banging on the front door in futility. When actor Charles Dance attempted to rescue the child, he was stopped by Stephen Dillane (who plays autistic villain Stannis) who reportedly said "The flames have taken him. The Lord of Light demands this sacrifice". His fellow cast mates, bewildered, continued to watch as the house was consumed in fire. Actress Emilia Clarke (Khaleesi) reached for her cellphone to call the fire department, but reports that Liam Cunningham (who plays the Onion Knight pedophile Davros) snatched the phone away from her and chucked it into the blaze. Carice van Houten (who plays the satanic Sorceress Melisandre) was reported to be chanting "The night is dark and full of terrors". By the time local authorities arrived, it was too late. Dillane, Cunningham, and van Houten were reportedly seen hours later outside the burned home, wearing red robes and screaming "R'HLLOR HUNGERS" at the parents of the deceased child.

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In like 400 years. Didnt they just have a few hundred years of summer? Long summer means super long winter.

That isn't Arthur Dayne, so he is using a random steel sword. There is zero chance it would go through someone's whole body and 2 layers of armour like that. Also sharpness means nothing against steel, it probably would only make the sword more fragile.

>>the design of medieval swords were meant to pierce through plate metal
Holy shit my testicles just contracted with anger.
Why do people pretend to be experts on things they know NOTHING about

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;_;

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Chainmail protects great against slashing, well against piercing and shit against blunt. You'd be surprised how well a riveted chainmail does against bows and sword thrusts. Look it up on youtube.

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>few hundred
where the fuck did you get that idea from? it was like 9 or 10

he's using riveted mail, with butted mail, it's very likely that a well placed thrust from a spear or a blow from a polearm would break the armor.

there's a saying that goes "From the point of view from an arrow, chain mail is just a series of interconnected holes."

also, I wouldn't make a comparison of mail made with modern day steel

>you will never see Stannis sitting on Iron Throne ruling the Westeros and Nymeria Sand being his queen
why live?

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Jesus Christ you fat fucks don’t know shit about shit. Here’s the deal: I’m the best fuckin fantasy writer that’s ever lived. That Tolkien cuck can suck on my fat pink mast. Which, come to think of it, bears a striking resemblance to the sausages I had at breakfast yesterday. There was an excellent gravy as well, brown but still warm enough that it hadn’t quite formed a skin over the top. On the side of the sausages, I had an excellent plate of hash browns with a scrumptious vegetable medley of yellow onion, green bell pepper, portabella mushrooms, and a scattering of fresh diced roma tomatoes. After washing it down with some orange juice and a steaming mug of coffee, I proceeded to lay in my pool for 30 hours in a stupor before coming online to check and see how my fans were reacting to my masterwork and THIS NONENSE IS ALL I FIND?

You’ve all missed my most oblivious clues. Jon is not actually Rhaegar’s son. Eddard, trying to further protect the young prince, took him to the place he would have the greatest chance of avoiding detection. King Robert would never have thought to look below his castle at the lowborn to find the last heir of the dragon. Now I know who you’re thinking of, and rest assured that Gendry isn’t the prince either. I’m still surprised no one has caught it, it seems like all you autists do is look for clues in my work. Hours spent searching, and for what? Nothing.

Think about my truest clue. The largest complaint about my writing. Critics have said that I spend far too much time detailing the feasts of Westros, without realizing their true purpose. Food is what holds my world together. Across class, across race, across heritage, all men must die, but first, all men must eat. Think of Arya, serving Lord Tywin. Think of Samwell Tarly and his propensity for a good meal. Our prince is a man who understands the value of a warm meal.

Or a Hot Pie .

Give it to me straight, /got/
What are his chances to survive next episode

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You're a fake expert. Butted mail was extremely rarely at any point in history used because like you say, it's weak as fuck. If you want to make the argument that the steel is bad, the sword steel is equally bad too.

Shut up retard Jorah Mormont says so in the first or 2nd season. He obviously knows more then you

howdy

>limp wristed faggot with girly hair can’t penetrate armor
>durrr that means it’s impossible to penetrate
Howdy

Zero

He came to Winterfell to die

Howdy

chainmail was rarely used at all in history because it was hard as fuck to make and the only people who wore it either took it off someone else's dead body or were outfitted by a wealthy noble.
I reenact this stuff as my hobby

lol that's retarded

Zero

Howdy

why nymeria tho

Jon or Daenerys will be azor ahai, or a combination of the two.
There's been a lot of allusion to it being Jon Snow, but they bothered including the line in season 7 about "prince" being gender neutral, so Dany will probably fit in there somewhere as well.
It by all means should be Jaime though, I'm actually mad they are gonna go with the most boring predictable shit of it being Jonerys.

howdy

because she is the best girl

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>armored in black ice
Is that perhaps the reason the Night's Watch wears black, to hide Azor Ahai among themselves?

good for the old man

I thought that's what they said in the show, season one. One of the old septas or some random old faggot was saying "winter is coming!" And commented that she didnt think she would live to see winter.

Really low. At this point he might only survive because everyone expects his death and him surviving would be a surprise.

And generally speaking battles would be between 2 wealthy nobles... I don't understand your point? Everyone in this tapestry, and many others is wearing mail.

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He is Azor Theon, he cannot die

>Valyrian Steel is super rare.
>there are only a couple Valyrian steel blades around
>the Maesters are walking around with 20 lbs Valyrian steel chains around their necks
Why didn't Jon ask for the chains of maesters in his lords' castles and get Gendry to smith blades for all of the captains in his army? I think they would rather have those than swords made out of obsidian. Also, the chains have no real purpose other than just being something to show off with.

about as much as Greyworm surviving
he fucking ded bro

Preston finally released his video

He gets the opportunity to sacrifice his life and save Jon's, but he chickens out again and jon dies and he somehow manages to survive

Real reenactment? Or are there lots of LARPers with rubber swords and felt tunics and shit? If your full real do you guys have mock battles with blunted swords and stuff? I've seen on youtube a growing trend of people getting into huge battles with blunted weapons and period appropriate armors.

Only one of the links is Valyrian Steel, the one for higher practices and magic, and it's rare as fuck even among Maesters. Luwin is the only one with one in the show

>saxons all wearing mail
>saxons
as I said, they either got financed or they took it off someone's corpse and you give me an example of one battle of a group of people who were raiders
>meaning they killed people and took shit off their bodies
also
>"and many others is wearing mail"
once you're able to grasp the fundamentals of basic English grammar, you might be able to wrap your head around other subjects as well. Don't try to tackle two things at once, that's for big boys.

Now now, dont stoop to "you made a grammatical error!"
It's not like its unreadable.

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PP aint AA

The dragon in hibernation in the crypts of Winterfell

The chains are way smaller in the books , picture of a maester

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Plus there's nothing to indicate Gendry knows how to reforge Valyrian steel. Only a few has the knowledge iirc.

Bump.

That would be really cool if it was.

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There's HEMA which is for the fighting style
The SCA has been around forever and they use rattan weapons(Pennsic is a huge meet where thousands of people gather just to fight)
and there's IMFC or in the states ACL, both which utilize medieval tournament etiquette from a french book dating back to the 14th century. SCA is more larpy, HEMA is paced to be more like actual fencing, and IMFC/ACL is meant to be actual armored combat with blunted weapons and using actual garb/armor from 14th century depictions and other historical references(your kit must be from the same area, meaning no spanish armor with german armor etc. and your garb must be matching as well)

So with Game of Thrones being the topic of the month at work. who should I never mention as being my favorite character when inevitably asked?

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all of them

when the argument is lost, smugies become the tool of the loser-socrates

Awhooooooooooooooowdy

howdy

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agreed

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If it's Ramsay, say he's your favorite vilain.

Stannis is probably no go beacuse he burned Shireen, unless you specify book Stannis beforehand.

If you want to get the ladies though, say Aegon the Unlikely ;)

he's the stannis of white walkers

AND HARRENHAL

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/got/

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Hey Hoss

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I generally just say Jaime, normies accept this answer because of his redemption arc, but Jaime was always /mychoice/
Slightly off topic, I remember I tried forwarding, during the earlier seasons, that the Lannisters aren't evil to my normie mate and that was a completely foreign topic to him

Orson Lannister

Where does the Night King stand in the top 10 all time greatest TV villains?

Do we have an ETA for The Long Night prequel?

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Thanks man! I'm googling the bejesus out of these. I had to of watched a ton of videos from IMFC or ACL back in the day but never got around to looking for anything new.

I got that with Sandor. Feminists at work thinks he's evil.

He doesn't.

He's hardly an actual character. Joffrey is probably your best bet to enter such a list.

How about you use reading comprehension to read the full quote so you'd understand what I actually wrote, which would also refute your first point. At most I missed out a comma after the word others. Bit rich coming from someone who can't use capital letters.

theon = drowned god

this came up with my work I played it safe with Jamie but my real favorite is this nigga.

is he social pariah tier? would coworkers see me as some sort of low key sly dude?

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>the things we do for love
>.......................................

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He was never even portrayed that way though. He defends Loras from the mountain and saves Sansa from being raped.

Ramsay, Stannis, Cersei probably unless around whores, Joffrey, Euron, Tywin, Robert, Littlefinger
That's probably the most of the nono characters for the normans.
I usually pick between Jaimie, Varys if I want to look smart, Jorah, Jon, Tyrion, Arya, Sandor or Bronn. I can never fucking decide who I like the most
All depends on the rest of the season. Or the books, because we pretty much know nothinf about him. He's probably not even going to be the final villain, they will defeat him now or in Ep4 and we will focus on Cersei, mirroring Robert's rebelion but now with the Mad Queen on the throne, Jon being just like Robert, forced to sit on the throne

youtube.com/watch?v=Cob3JMmtctY

it's all a great hobby to get into

also, in my opinion, get a kit that's IMFC legal. That way you can transfer to SCA or HEMA if you wanted to. SCA tends to be a bit lax with armor and garb standards, and they sell/trade stuff made with thinner metals.

i find cersei the most entertaining but i don't like her after she became queen

No I think people generally like Varys.

>not knowing how to greentext
oh you're a newfag

Balderon is good. Hes a spymaster with a heart of gold and only a little bit of a creep. He has his balls chopped off so the creepiness is understandable.

I AM NOT TIRED

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there aren't characters you should never mention as your favorite. Just mention what your favorite is, no need to lie. who cares if you like some character that others dont

Just don't say Loras or people will take you for a homo. He's one of my favorite characters in the books but holy fuck did they butcher him in the show.

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howdy

Maesters should all be executed desu. Burn down the citadel.

Some of us are, boy. Keep it down.

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"AHHH Fuck mate! How ya' been?! Fucking legend mate, you take it easy!"

I literally had a girl ghost me when I said that Stannis and Jaime were my favourite characters.

I never once used green text, certified illiterate. You're a fake youtube expert who thinks he knows everything.

>murders children
>durrr only feminists think he’s bad

was this scene in the books?

some milk of the poppy, mayhaps?

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I have no reason to lie because everybody loves Jaime

Well to be fair he was working for the Essos guy that reforged Ice, so maybe he would know.

what the fuck has this guy done the past like 4 seasons

Say Night King to assert your dominance

remember when he and little fingers were the masterminds behind it all of the show and then they just stopped?

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youtube.com/watch?v=JqkiKjBQe7U

>spear goes through riveted mail
>arrow goes through riveted mail

you all can stfu now

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The butcher's boy? He was following orders. He was under the impression he assaulted the Prince. He eventually said fuck the King and left.

Jorah would be the best twist on a prophecy

dudes: Bad Poosy
chicks: Dany
anything else will make you look like a nerd, a fag, or an edgelord

says the fake youtube expert who thinks he knows everything

> but that would make you the last male heir of Targerians & Iron Throne
Why is this a problem to her exactly? She would rule alongside him in that case as queen anyway

How does someone die to a boar anyway? It's not like a Rhino that can impale you with a horn, what's a boar gonna do?

>winds of winter being released ever

fake news

howdy doggo

Why don't they all move to Essos.

She is a narcissist obviously

> Boar plunges its tusks through your skin and impales your kidneys
who knows lulz

Daw, Stannis is a tuckerd out.

>he thinks boars don't have tusks

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rip you open balls to neck with his tusks

this nigga grates cheese

Why don't you move to Saudi Arabia?

you mean a reflection of modern white woman

dude

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But Essos has Italian-esque city-states, it's not all a desert.

So you've gone from "your grammar is wrong" to "no u". Bravo.

thats a warthog

thanks!

the episode just got leaked

Bobby B comes back

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it was more about moving to an entirely different culture and leaving your home, not finding the equivalent, also Essos is too big and diverse to be compared to a single culture

Yet he refused to hit Sansa under the kings orders, he’s a creepy child murdering guy who lusts after a barely teen girl. He likes killing but he doesn’t like hitting girls he wants to rape. Not exactly a great guy

Daily reminder

Jorah dies next episode holding the secret tunnels in crypts
NK swerves lame humie trap and heads to KL
Jon is AA
Ed dies
Tyrion dies in ep 5
Melly sanders dies next episode telling Jon to burn the weirwood
Beric saves the hound and dies
Gendry fuxkin dies lol
Royce dies
Nigworm dies
Aaaand Jaime dies. Because he's not AA. Because D&d are hacks. Enjoy your jon AA lmaolel
When ur ready for more let me know

Tyrion post season one is so meh/cringe

Actually Westeros is the shithole. It's mentionned quite a lot that Essos is way richer and cultured. The free cities Daenerys visits are just the more eastward with the ghis people.
So it would be more like eastern europeans moving to western europe, which we know they do. What if their country was invaded by zombies? Do you think many would stay?

Well, I'm the wrong person to be told this, considering I did move away myself to a different country and culture. Point being, Essos is going to be safe from the Night King, which is weird on its own. The armies of the Seven Kingdoms could actually conquer Essos and bend it to their will, forcing Westeros culture as well if they want.

and another stark bites the dust

post season 4 you mean

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I miss “thread already ruined by xfags” images and I miss “if you are one of the following you are not welcome” posting. We must go back to our roots, except for the darkstar shit

nice b8

>Yet he refused to hit Sansa under the kings orders
Exactly. What a good dude.

but you moved voluntarily right? Imagine the poor refugees who were torn from their homes :(

>Doesn't hit or rape girls
>Not a great guy
What

the whole brand was ruined by tvfags

Incel post

Yeah, moved on my own. One person is easier than an entire group of people anyways.

What happened to his foreign friends in the capitol?

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>7 kingdoms could conquer essos

What lol, no they can’t. They can’t ecen get to Essos without the support of at least some of the city states or pirates

What the fuck is even is an incel? I thought I knew but now you fucks throw the word around for everything.

dany conquered half of essos alone

The shitty part inhabited by durkas.

Half of Essos you say?

Valyria are the ones who conquered half of Essos and they had hundrends of dragons.

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Its capital, retart

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DOOT!

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No she didn’t, she took a couple of slaver cities, ran away on the threat of assassination and was captured by Dothraki

They probably could if the cause was good enough. Pretty much all the relevant lords are already sitting pretty or have enough fortune to buy whatever mansion they want in Essos anyway. The real problem is actually holding Essos.

>half of essos
lol

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user stop it i can only get so erect

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DO NOT TOOT IT!

>Isle of Elephants

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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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I was going to say that the Dothraki was hers, but remembered that most of them left her when Drogo died.

>Its capital, retart
Janos, just because this is your thread doesnt mean you get to inflict your arrogant stupidity on the rest of us.

and she couldn't even hold it

This is too kino for nu-GoT.

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Oh right the crypts.

The crypts for safety. The crypts specifically built to be safe. The safe crypts.

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where is Asshai?

Dead starks will kill sam. poor fat bastard.

surprise, Essos is like twice the size of that pic

Much further east, I just posted the free cities

>we need every man we can get
>you guys go to the crypts lmao

Only bones are left of the starks

If he goes down to the crypts

More like Azor Hamai lol

Each time this gets posted, I read it and get the chills. Good job whoever wrote it.

> implying that matters
> since we've seen skeletal zombies already in the series
besides, how on earth would zombies' muscle even work without a living brain?

A friend of mine who does digital effects for GoT told me that something nobody sees coming happens next episode. He also worked on Endgame and he was right about Black Panther coming out of the portal .
You guys have no reason to believe my "My Dad works at Nintendo" story but I'm pretty hype now

Yup. It's magic. Doesn't have to explain shit.

grrm told a secret to daavos when they met for the first time
liam won't tell it to anyone
what could be the secret?

EYE'S A POSE

I worked set assistance for season 8 for one scene. Are you referring to the one with lots of ash?

I'm sure that some of the fresher dead starks still have some substance for reanimating process, also don't the starks have a tradition of leaving swords at the grave? this is wonderful, the dead starks even have a weapon.

tell me

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cold preserves

Ned is the only one who got his flesh cleaned off his bones

the swords keep their spirits locked in the grave so if anything they won't be reanimated. Doesn't matter tho since it wasn't explained in the show.

Tell us

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Grandmeister, perhaps a few Tears of Lys to help him sleep

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I'd rather not. /got/ will go absolutely mental when it happens. And no, it has nothing to do with Stannis.

Finding out his identity in the crypts of winterfell

Don't be a faggot, just tell us

Malazan book of the fallen is more complex and epic. Got is literally babbys first fantasy series

just spoiler it, you arent responsible for others lack of restraint if they dont wish to be spoiled

> muh elephants
> muh strong womyn who uses men as fucktoys, and you're not good in bed, you arrogant dumbass
What was worse, that scene or the Aladdin on dragons scene?

Do I need to watch captain Marvel before Endgame or can I just go in with the idea she's basically feminazi supes?

I have absolutely no context for this argument because I didn't read it but people who can't use their native language correctly are sub-human.

Yeah. He was pretty vague about it though since it was a group chat and our other friends got all autistic about spoilers

You'll thank me that I didn't when it happens. Just be patient.

AZOR DAVOS

>Malazan Book of the Fallen
This series gets brought-up often in discussions about worldbuilding autism. Don't know if it's actually any good, though. Haven't read it, personally.

i just want to know, i dont think less of moments if i know them beforehand, if anything i appreciate them more seeing how they arrive at that point

This image summarizes libcucks to a tee

Absolutely not. Releasing her film so close to Endgame was a complete trick to make people think she was important. Bro she even pulls a Poochie. You literally get a I have to go now. Other planets need me scene

You might but others don't. And I don't want to risk anyone getting spoiled who doesn't want to.

>A friend of mine who does digital effects for GoT told me that something nobody sees coming happens next episode.
I bet at least one person has accurately guessed what happens in one of these here got generals.

just give a fair warning and do this

Shame she didn't die on the way

And what good does that do if someone decides to spread it? I can't control the spread of a spoiler once I posted it.

> forget the Cleganebowl, it isn't happening

Its a much larger scale than got, and the author is a fucking machine that released a book nearly every year for a total of 10 in the main series. Nearly all of them being 1200+ pages. Puts grrm to shame imo. Much harder to adapt for tv, and it would need to be like 15 seasons or more.

Thank you.

come on bro now im curious

Do it cuck.

But we're autistic shut ins and I think he was talking about regular people Besides I haven't seen anyone guess it yet

>Battle of Winterfell is lost
>everyone flees south
>somehow makes it to kings landing
>Cersei wants to burn everyone with wildfire
>"I'm going to burn them all"
>Bran in a moment of realisation wargs into the past
>Throne room of Aerys II
>Aerys hears Cersei shouting "Burn them all"
>has a fit on the ground
>"Burn them all...burn them all....burn them all...."
>cuts to Jaime running Cersei through with his sword
>everything is revealed to be a time loop
>Doctor Who theme plays

My dad works at HBO and told me the jist of how it ends. Ama. Im Jewish btw

>113466822
he has nothing you fucking retards. stop giving him (You)s

New one:

Jon snow dies. Cleganebowl happens and is epic. Jaime kills cersei.

Nevermind the spoiler thread.
Migrate:

why bring it up then? spoiler it so those who want to know can read it and those who dont wont have to, its a fucking anonymous message board who gives a fuck either way most spoiler posts are fake anyway so anyone reading them will go into the episode after reading several possible spoilers not knowing which to trust so just say it so we can have fun discussing something supposedly cool that might happen.

If it's Jon being suddenly fireproof or some shit I swear D&D

Nice fan fiction.

I brought it up in a previous thread to advise people that can't watch the episode live to avoid Yea Forums at all cost because there is a very high chance they are going to get spoiled immediately.

My soster does makeup for the show. Screencap it, dick.

He fell in the sea and nearly drowned in the smoking waters of valyria

based

MERYN TRANT? THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN ALIVE KILLED BY MERYN FOOKIN TRANT?
ANY BOY WITH A SWORD COULD KILL THREE MERYN TRANTS

Do you fuck your soster?

NEXT

Little Finger

Stop attention posting

>black cocks ablaze

NEXT