"Bart, you're the closest thing to a man in my life and that's so depressing I think I'm going to cry."

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Those bags under her eyes are weirdly cute. Wonder why I love them.

Probably her personality, either that or her being the town bicycle

You like older women.

Sneed

As a kid, I knew that statement was sad but I didn't fully appreciate it.
I recently rewatched it as an adult and it was soul-crushing.
That entire episode is fucking heartbreaking.
Also, I know this has been done to death but:
Classic Simpsons has so much soul and depth in comparison to today's schlock.

I miss her.

The dark vibe of many early episodes was really mostly due to James L. Brooks because he loves his dark melodrama (he first became interested in Matt Groening after seeing the LiH 'Life in L.A.' strip). After he phased out his active involvement in the show, the writing became a lot sillier.

That ...explains a lot, thanks.
I don't know much about the back end of the simpsons.

Brooks also suggested the idea for Homer's Triple Bypass but none of the writers wanted to deal with a plot that dark so it was farmed out to some freelancer guy.

Was that the "Ways You Can Die in LA" thing? Yeah I remember that one.

>Ways you can die in LA
>Get shot
>Get shot by police
>Car accident
>Drugs
>Success
>Failure

They make her seem kind of tired an vulnerable.

It was both things but they were from disguising her lack of self-esteem.

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You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. Maybe Moe already blew it.

One episode I couldn't fully apprciate as a kid was Marge Be Not Proud.
Watching it now, that scene where Bart tries to cover the TV and just confess to Marge that he stole the game so she wouldn't have to see the video, only for it to be playing on every other screen in the store puts a knot in my stomach.

S11E5

EDNA IS A FUCKING WHORE

She fucked everyone in the city and dumped the men who had a relationship with her

Same, that episode fucking destroys me

If you want to get technical, she didn't dump Ned.

;_;

she tried to pick up Homer in Flaming Moe's and didn't even care that he was married

Wasn't this the episode where he starts crying about it? Shit, I forgot how bad I felt with that.

If you watched the last 2-3 seasons before Marcia died, she sounded really bad, like she couldn't breath. You could tell something was definitely wrong there.

When Marge stops doing a bunch of "mom" stuff for him like adding marshmallows to his hot chocolate, it just breaks me.

What would happen if Edna was Bart’s mom instead of Marge?

There was also that episode where Homer introduces her to an older Bart and she immediately wanted to fuck.

Doesn't he end up making a giant bloated marshmallow and eating it like a slice of cake? Part of growing up is that you figure out how to do cool shit like that when your parents stop doing stuff for you.

Based
Cringe

>Yikes: The Post

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All women naturally tie themselves to some man to serve as their master. In childhood it is the father, in maidenhood her lover, in old age her priest.

uh...sneed?

To normal guys who aren’t thirsty Yea Forums incels who’d take anybody, women past age 25 just aren’t that attractive

cutoff for white women is like 22, for black women it's 36 and for asians it's about 45.

Yeah. She looks so sweet and I kinda wanna tuck her in

Haha no. Christmas cake is a thing in Asia.

yeah but no one gives a fuck what asian men think since they're disqualified from the start.

i'm sorry but bart belongs to his mom

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They used up all the mini marshmallows before Bart got there, and so he's stuck doing that. He didn't seem happy when he was eating it.

A boy of Bart's caliber should not be limited to a single woman.

Most men are asian, dummy

and they're all ineligible to breed, dummy.

S

If most men are Asian, why can't I find 'em and fuck 'em?

/ss/
Sneed's Seed

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somav

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Mommy

agreed

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Asians have 3 genders, women, worker drones, and traps.

bart x krabapel instant loss 2 koma mating press when?

who draws these?

people who really like off model simpsons porn

which is the only kind of simpson porn who's worth anything

nah, sfan, apostle (RIP), and nikisupostat have proven you can do it on model and make it work

also, I'm not even interested specifically on his simpsons porn. Whatever other stuff he has that caters to my...tastes..is fair game

anyway, it's some guy called ngmi

knock yourselves out

no change, the incest would continue