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Name 1 (one) scene that got butchered harder than the Tower of Joy.
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH DAVOS HELP ME I'VE MURDERED MY GIRL-
Most of Stannis's scenes
So what leaks are actually confirmed?
Everything in Dorne.
According to fag that leaked last two seasons, Literally no one Important is going to die with the exception of Jamie, most likely Cersei, and Tyrion.
How does that make you feel?
Is Emilia Clarke really that bad or is it just my white male bias making me feel that way?
I don't like the Lannisters being wiped out
I stopped caring around season 5. I just want to see million dollar dungeons and dragons bullshit. It doesn't actually matter
god fucking dammit
>Only Cat -> Your sister
>Jaime Lannister sends his regards -> The Lannisters send their regards
>Tysha -> Shae
what other lines have been ruined from books to show?
the working theory is that she has mild to moderate autism. A rarity for females.
who was luckier
Prologue of Will.
so who thinks Dany leaves the battle with the dragons before it even begins/ends? She even said that she was only there for Jon. I bet she flies to King's Landing and abandons the North, making more reason for people to hate her. Sansa will then be propped up because she never trusted her
I thought Bran had hinted that he didn't see any dragons fighting walkers in his premonitions but all of my friends said I misinterpreted it.
Dany will get the throne but it will all be decimated and be alone. Jon will have the final showdown against her
CARVING A CAKE
>Tower of Joy
You mean the fight outside?
Because everything about Lyanna was perfect
Season 2 peak /got/
Final fight for the throne will be a dance off
I sense bait
*toots*
>so who thinks Dany leaves the battle with the dragons before it even begins/ends?
With the Dothraki and the Unsullied? They are already in formation so I don't think so.
Do not toot it!
Maario Naharis
how did they get away with having a naked woman on a teenage boy
>Because everything about Lyanna was perfect
You disagree?
Fool, Ramsay toots as he pleases!
Ser America over here.
Because We con't care
forced ass meme fucking faggot
I want you to be my Hoof, Ned.
stannis kills night king and becomes the king
jaime kills cersei and rules the rock
dany dies killed by cersei, but not before executing tyrion for betraying her
sam and gilly die
tormund dies
brienne dies
jon says "there must always be a night king" and becomes him
theon kills euron and yara and becomes the rightful king of the iron island, goes to the cock merchant, gets his cock back again thanks to mellisandre magic
littlefinger kills arya and bran, forces sansa to marry sweet robin, but then theon saves her again and kills littlefinger. together they both marry
davos comes back to his wife, but finds her getting blacked by that black pirate
varys is revealed to be blackfyre fucking shit and is rightfully executed
edmure takes back the riverlands and rules it
greyworm dies and jorah takes Missandei as his fucktoy, they both travel to the south
agh
What was his problem?
ahem
MORE
WIIIIIIIINNNEEEEEEEEEE
No way fag
the fever dream Tower of Joy was one of the best and mysterious parts of the book and it was god awful on the show.
I'd say that Littlefinger's death might have pissed me off close but I don't know how George will do it. Benjen appearing and dying immediately was a joke too
NOOOO! THE LORD OF LIFE PROMISED! I AM THE ELDEST BOBBY PLEASAAAAAAARRRG!
Nothing confirmed with 100% certainty because HBO apparently filmed fake scenes so it could be that the sources that were near those sets simply witnessed something that doesn't happen in the show. They are also notorious for inviting people to sets on which the actors' characters don't actually appear.
However, there are two/three that seem fairly pervasive.
Daenerys gets betrayed by Tyrion and executed for it.
This leak seems to be somewhat in line with certain pieces of dialogue that showed up in season 7 since Tyrion keeps insisting on discussing the question of succession with Daenerys in case she should die without an heir.
Dragonglass doesn't really work against the undead. It's a ploy by the night king so the living equip their armies with useless weapons.
I am not sure if I'm mixing up a theory with a leak here but I think the night king doesn't show up at the battle for the dawn. He just goes straight for King's Landing
>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence, clad in a suit of black scale armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before...
>Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel.
Are D&D allergic to kino?
>Clegane?
>Dayne?
>Payne?
>Giants-Bane?
>Bane(fort)?
This is getting out of hand!
Cancer
Episode 3: Qustidion Lannister shows at King's Landing up - he is the lost triplet. He shared a womb with Jaime and Cersei. The army of the dead. Apparently they have a 10 year old child with Cersei, named Mumvario. Euron barges into the red keep angry after finding out that Yara has been rescued and sees Qustidion making out with Cersei. Euron kills Qustidion and then Cersei orders The Mountain to kill Euron. Not a single scene from Winterfell
RRRUUAARRRHH
BOW DOWN YOU SHITS
How can it be the battle for the dawn if the NK isn't there?
reposting above in new thread because i want someone to contest the theory
>No Dany
no taste
I'm just calling it that. I'm not sure what they are going to call it. Battle for Winterfell I guess?
>globes of flesh and fat-tissue
who cares?
>dany anywhere near top 3
utterly shit redditcuck taste. gtfo faggot.
where are the PANCAKE TITTES???????????
THESE are NOT REAL WOMEN for they do not have PANCAKE TITS
also FUCK MEN
>team hound
I understand the way things are
How many starks do they have to behead before you figure it out?
fake boobs are disgusting not attractive
Are those Carice's real tits?
How is she the hottest woman on the show despite being in her 40s?
Raising another man's daughter is about as uncucked as you can get. A son, yeah. Commit suicide immediately. A daughter? Eh, it's defensible
middle one's tits are too unrealistic to be attractive, you need proper natural looks
Relevance?
unless you impregnate her its still cucked
The greatest swordsman to ever live didn’t have a sword?
Let's go to the Tower of Joy, it sounds delightful!
those are fake
nowytends
which?
Actually Tyrion betrays the starks. He closes the gates on KL so the people cannot leave and become white walkers to make the army larger once they go outside and get killed. One of the dragons accidentally ignite wildfire in the city and 700k people die and KL is completely destroyed. Also all the people are trying to leave the city because night king dragon is blowing fire over the city.
No, Lyanna, you'll come out a completely different actress who doesn't remotely live up to the hype!
>jon says "there must always be a night king" and becomes him
cast her
all of themp but esp the ones in the middle, our breasts simply dont look like that unless theyve been augmented
Myrish swamp
gimme some more kinos boys
we're not done here yet
You can't possibly be this stupid.
I agree.
Season 1-3 are untouchable, Bobby, Ned and War of the Five Kings were great
.
It's missing intelligent and experienced people now, who have btfo'd teenage heroes previously.
Middle-aged and old men with grey hair provide the best banter, yet they have some of the highest death counts.
Spice trader, Rodrick, Tywin, Stannis, Aemon, Roose, Balon, Lewin, Thorne, Mance, Greatjon, Rickard, Frey, Baelish all had some of the most uncreative deaths
you'd have to be a retard to think the ones on the right are fake
cast her.
natural breasts are much flatter and hang down further or are smaller and more cone shaped, the ones in the picture set unrealistic standards for women
They don't cast girls with fake tits for the show. Those are real.
Oh no!! It’s an actual woman on Yea Forums this is a sad sight indeed. And she has pancake titties too?? oh no no no
grow up
Make me flapjacks
>looks at natural tits then tells them they don't look how they are supposed to look
keep seething saggy hag, no one will ever think that you are beautiful lmfao
none of that looks good
Only when you get old or fat. Sorry sweetie.
Reminder that Theon will fight his undead cock next week and ultimately get it back
Discuss.
I'm not sure which one of you needs to have sex and which one needs to stop having sex but figure it out and do it. Fuck off
woah sounds like trump's amer*ca
you think actors recreate these sexual scenes irl cause they've done it before on camera?
>"Natalie let me lick your feet, we've laid naked on camera haha"
Dorne
>got thread made by an anti-american shill
fuck off
who is the furthest on the right?
Tyrion and Jamie definitely survive the battle because Cersei gave Qyburn that crossbow to give to Bronn to use to kill them. I don't think Bronn is going to get all the way to Winterfell during the next episode. So unless they showed that for no reason then they both or at least one must survive the battle to conclude that issue.
reminder that he is confirmed
>i don't get the joke
you shouldn't post here
stannis
Jesus your right those fuckers are trying to make Tyrion look like Trump in the final episode. Fuck man
hello stannis
Wait, so is the tree inside or outside the castle walls?
shame such a chad birthed such beta children
If only all of that were true...
Roose would rule the North as Red King, raise his true-born son and rightful heir to Winterfell and the Dreadfort, Ramsay would become the notorious 1000th commander of the night's watch and the wildlings under Toregg now serving as branch of the night's watch.
If only...
Kit and Rose sure did.
>Name 1 (one) scene that got butchered harder than the Tower of Joy.
you got me, i can't name a single scene cuz the show took a deep nosedive in quality after season 4
>sword goes straight through armour
Compare this travesty to Jorah's fight with the Dothraki bloodrider, my favourite fight in the show. youtu.be
>help me be less retarded.
Sure, I can help. OP is referencing one of season 2's notoriously cringy anti-american easter eggs. Namely, Ser Dontos the Fool's "American flag" crest. They also used a George W. Bush dummy head in the original airing when Geofrey takes Sansa up to see Ned's head on a spike. They later apologized and had to literally CGI it out of the Blu Ray release.
>chad
>stabbed Arthur Dayne in the back
>not posting peak preggo Mel
how can one man be so fucking gay?
are you unironically dumb / gullible enough to fall for some user's shitty meme-ridden fan fic?
Beta backstabber
the worst part about this is the Targ kingsguard armor looks like some really cheap shitty prop that was made at the last minute. I guess because it was a one note character in a short scene they didn't want to spent too much on the costumes, but boy it shows how little thought or care went into it.
I want to go back to Season 1 bros
that's the hottest picture iv'e ever seen desu someone post it so i don't have to get out of bed lads
>cold nippel on the right
why even bother
What if I only want to have sex with a man? Either trap or manly?
What would he think of the show?
Then provide something that does
>freefolk self deluding into thinking Jaime will do anything besides die on Sunday
inside
>They later apologized and had to literally CGI it out of the Blu Ray release.
worthless cucks. should've doubled down and kill Dubya every now and then. fuck this anti-american shit
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The series follow the books from Season 1-4. This is why quality dips in Season 5.
I hope he is alright
go back
Why are most actors of the show european?
It's an american show
He would obviously think it improved over time
inside
Lady Catelyn
> Carice just showing her boobs behind scenes when you ask for it
>tfw you will never be Liam Cunningham
Https://youtu.be/jBGjbGb-1ww?t=472
>let me see the tits
I think the cringe came from the fact that they did it in like 2011 or 2012 and he had been out of office for 2 or 3 years at the point. Don't think for a second that these fucks don't regret the extent to which they kicked every establishment republicuck in the nuts every chance they could get, because it indirectly led to Trump.
It doesn't embed well. Copy the link to your browser, or start at 7:48
>Not posting goat
>Carice just showing her boobs behind scenes when you ask for it
>tfw you will never be Liam Cunningham
>let me see the tits
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IMAGINE BEING GENDRY IN THAT SCENE
Those are normal breasts for a teenager.
> expect MeliGOAT
> this is what you get
just came here to say NEVER SULLY YOUR GENES WITH A TULLY
oh and protect the loli of bear island at all cost.
IMAGINE THE SMELL
that 3rd one would actually make for a nice fakeout. It would shake up the plot somewhat, and it would force certain keyplayers into different positions. It's too bold. Dabid and Dabid wouldn't do it but it's nice to pretend we live in a world where they would
you post this every thread. qho even is that?
Why do Disapora&Disapora hate America? It has made them very rich, has given their people a nation that kisses their asses and Disapora Benioff had a Goldman Sachs banker millionaire father. They should love America more than anyone.
yeah...(((why))) do the do this. i can't think of a single (((reason)))
Dumb feminist-bait character. Can't wait to see her choking on her own blood like the retard she is.
>Why do Disapora&Disapora hate America?
First for House Karstacked
would be alright if GreywormxWaifu didnt happen and less feminist BS from Sansa,Daeny, random children and other shit. letting literal Mary Su's spout feminist propaganda is just the worst shit anyone could ever listen too.
First for c'mon now
Leather over chainmail isn't armor you fucking mong.
no slave owner respects or loves their slaves
Yeah that really bothered me more than anything. The kings guard armour from the first few seasons was just fine why didn't they just use that?
Chainmail is very fucking much armor. You will NEVER stab through a person wearing chainmail. Your sword tip will break or blunt first.
lannisters do not act like fools
>Leather over chainmail isn't armor
lmao what
he stabs through the chainmail in the video, and with a gladius
the costume designer for seasons 1-5 was Michele Clapton, and 6-8 is April Ferry. This coincides with the serious drop off in costume quality desu.
He breaks one link and penetrates ~1cm deep. Wow, it gets absorbed by the gambeson or inflicts a minor flesh wound. Amazing! Totally the same as !
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH
>Fight and die for dispora
>Dispora replaced you in 2 generations
so we've established that you can actually penetrate chainmail with a tipped sword. Now, do you think a warrior in Westeros is weaker than the man in the video?
this is just autism
You make it sound almost as if this faggot ramming blunt swords into an unanchored pillow jungle-gym in front of his garage is in anyway comparable to the White fucking Bull sharpening his blade for days outside the tower waiting for the usurper's crew of northern flunkies to show up so he can treat them to the King's justice.
>this is just autism
At least you are self aware
The dude in the video has it strapped to an anchoring post, stabs it full-force, head-on, and penetrates 1cm of mail. You are LITERALLY braindead if you can't see that you're wrong. You actually do see, but you're so pathetic that you're unable to admit it.
Sharpening a sword won't do anything against chainmail.
God, I fucking hate pop-culture teenagers so fucking much. I literally wish I could strangle you to death. Just die, okay? Please die.
Thanks, I wondered about that.
>I literally wish I could strangle you to death. Just die, okay? Please die.
good luck with that, I'm wearing chainmail
>all chainmail is of the same quality
>all metal is of the same quality
>all stabs are of the same quality
I obviously see that you probably won't have enough force to stab through a chainmail and a person's whole torso irl, but it's plausible enough, especially considering that it's a fantasy series already full of swordsmen with superhuman skill and strength
Not gonna lie, I think Arya was pretty cute in this scene. Main problem is the slicked back hair.
Sharpness of the blade aside, you don't find it in anyway plausible that Ser Gerold Hightower, one of the top 5 strongest swordsmen to ever set foot in Westeros, wouldn't drive that fucking blade through this nameless fuck's leather apron and shit northern mail?
Listen to me: you are retarded. Life is not a video game or a movie. People wore mail because it worked. You do not cut through mail with a sword - this is a video game and movie thing. I will repeat, you do not cut through mail with a sword, that just doesn't work.
Even samurai sword? What if you just heat the sword up really hot?
1000 degree sword vs CHAINMAIL?! (10:01)
>army of the dead marches towards the castle walls
>reanimated corpse of Stannis is in the front, holding his severed head in his hands
>Stannis slips on the snow and his head falls down
>head keeps rolling towards the defenders, Stannis's headless corpse tries to chase it but slips again and gets impaled on the wooden barricade
>cut at the Night King showing the face of absolute disgust, loud laughter coming from the defenders
>head stops rolling right in front of Brienne
>with the light smirk, she says: "Time to finish what I started..." as she prepares for the kick
>camera high speed zoom at the Stannis's severed head with shocked expression
>Brienne kicks off and Stannis's head flies high into the sky while stock Wilhelm scream plays, two archers at the wall tries to shot it with fire arrows, one misses
>"AAGGH..."
>head changes into the fireball, one of the dragons catches it in the air and eats it followed by burp
no problem. Some other user mentioned it in an earlier thread and it checks out. next time people are complaining about how bad the costume design has gotten now you can point to an actual reason for it. pay it forward
It most definitely is you stupid American
DEHS ONLEH WOON WUH DAT MATTAHS. DA WUH IN DA NORF. AHV SEEN DA NAAHT KENG.
game of thrones is based on real life
would be the peak of the season
We don't have time for all this
>that's gotta hurt!
Imagine actually defending the show version of Tower of Joy
This chainmail argument is making me curious if anything of that sort happened in the books. Anyone remember?
Shit like someone stabbing through chainmail.
this guy cut through mail with several weapons
now we've established that you CAN penetrate chainmail (as demonstrated in the video), it all comes down to the quality of the chainmail and the force applied
george knows absolutely nothing about combat so probably
She was great at first. Problem was that the novelty wore off by her third appearance and we were supposed to keep taking this ten-year-old girl seriously as the biggest badass in a room full of grown men who had seen more wars than she'd seen years.
Retarded teens who think armor is like in their video games (just hit more and you'll cut through!) make me sick.
Dude samurai swords were far inferior to European and other swords
kingsmoot
They really weren't, but I couldn't even explain why. Most people in this thread don't know anything and don't want to know.
You're brain dead and know nothing about medieval battles, stop pretending you do. If mail didn't stop stabbing then people wouldn't wear it and waste time making it.
A SWORD WILL NOT GO THROUGH LEATHER,MAIL,GAMBESON, FLESH, BONES AND THROUGH A SECOND LAYER OF ARMOUR.
From a show which in season 1 showed how important armour was how can you be so retarded to defend them going against this with their shit tier writing.
all you pseud youtube historians better at least watch matt easton
Yes they were they have done multiple test on this. the iron used in Japan was inferior quailty jap blades are very brittle
agghh Davos help me
Not American, I just happen to spell it armor out of personal preference as it's too intrinsically intertwined with war/battle movies, games, books, etc as its all American.
I spell colour with a 'u' you nigger
>If mail didn't stop stabbing then people wouldn't wear it and waste time making it.
if u couldnt stab through armor why would people go against knights with weapons? you really dont seem like you know your shit
>if u couldnt stab through armor why would people go against knights with weapons? you really dont seem like you know your shit
Not him but
They went for weak points in the plate mail joints holes ect... and they also used war hammers, maces, axes and other heavy weapons when fighting armored knights
or simply overpower the guy, bring him to the ground alone or with your mates and either capture him for ransom or stab him very easily in a weak point
>stab him very easily in a weak point
like between the links of a chainmail
argghhhh Davos
>between the links
unless your blade is literally a fucking sewing needle it's not gonna go deep enough to cause even a bit of inconvenience for the guy
I miss him, his disdain for plebs and their stupidity was the best
BREAST-PLATE STRETCHER
Starting s7 on my rewatch, 6 was fucking horrible, way worse than i recalled, on the flipside s4 was better than i recalled.
Skipped all the Arya scenes after she left Westeros thank god
No you spastic. That wouldn't do anything, especially with the low powered but accurate thrusts needed with a dagger to get between the gaps.
based and tardpilled
Bronn shoots tryion during his trial to make dead quick
Also probably with turion and a whore sucking him off
we already have evidence in this thread that a blade can penetrate chainmail
did he know he had arya at harrenhal? if he didn't, why didn't littlefinger reveal it to him?
IT'S FUCKING MAGIC OR SOME SHIT!!
do you get off on this?
But the original argument was that the Blair isn't gonna penetrate through the guys leathers his whole bones and body AMD out the other side of chain mail
Just got to swing hard enough. Go get some gains and try it.
1cm through mail, with a sword unlike shown in the scene, which was with a maximum power blow. It still wouldn't go through the gambeson and through a mans whole body and through a second layer of armour.
It's a fucking plot hole, stop defending the shit writing.
I understand that, but considering the books and series is riddled with other superhuman feats of strength, it doesn't really bug me
The steel in Japanese swords was as good as the smith wanted it to be. They had iron sands instead of iron ore like europe, which has a lower extraction rate (same end product though.) Usually Japanese steel was better than European specimens, with higher carbon content and higher carbide homogeneity. They took folding very seriously while it was only a thing in Europe on the most expensive blades.
Japanese swords were also all, 99.9%, differentially (clay) tempered. The spine of the sword was very soft, 20-40 rockwell, while the edge was very hard - 55-65 rockwell. This lets the sword be flexible and resilient to trauma yet have a very sharp and wear-resistant cutting edge. By comparison, European swords were almost all through-hardened, meaning the sword was comprised entirely of soft steel. They didn't break, but they would not take a sharp edge and would lose the one they had almost instantly.
1600s-1700s Sailors who encountered samurai often spoke of the excellence of katana, and considered them superior not only to the sabre but also to the pistol:
>A Spanish royal decree of 1609 specifically directed Spanish commanders in the Pacific ‘not to risk the reputation of our arms and state against Japanese soldier'”.
Giving Up the Gun: Japan’s Reversion to the Sword, 1543-1879: Noel Perrin, p. 35.
>“In Japan, it was necessary for every man to carry a pistol; but the Japanese [with their swords] invariably got the better of every man carrying one, even when he had it in his hand… …I maintain the great fault in our swords is that they will not cut. Use them as much as you like, unless you have them specially sharpened the night before, they are useless. In the cut, our swords are useless in nine cases out of ten. The Japanese use two-handed swords; if we could use them, I should say cut by all means; for they never want a second cut.”
“On Military Equipment,” Journal of the Royal United Service Institution
cited in Swordsmen of the British Empire
>plot hole
is the Mountain crushing a man's skull with his hands also a plot hole?
she dead?
it's not just leather, it's brigandine. so you have a coat of plates on top of chain, which would've more than likely been worn with gambeson
>SCA fag
SO now that he's confirmed not secretly Euron, what the fuck was the point of his character?
You understand that higher carbide content and higher carbon means more brittle right?
Eline Powell
only cared to reply cause dubs, thank Kek later
Have sex it's not a plot hole it's just picky autism
Convenient way for Dany to get more troops
No, that's not what that means. I can name some 2%+ carbon steels that have 10x-20x higher toughness than 0.1%-1% carbon steels, if you like?
idk cat got his tongue?
It is possible in real life to smash someone's head into the floor enough times for it to pop. Granted not by squeezing but the man who stabs through 2 layers of armour isn't the mountain either so your point makes no sense.
Rotting away day by day.
yes and I'm humping her corpse
superior northern european dna
>shows how armour is important in season 1
>completely disregards and mocks this point in season 6
People like you ruined this show.
Im with this user, spells it out perfectly. This one too.
I think everyone in this thread can sufficiently agree that needs to take a breath, turn off his computer, wrap his mongoloid fucking head and face in his impenetrable chainmail and sleep tight in bed, knowing he's safe once again.
Why did you post just to say you want to upvote and downvote various people?
Toughness and edge retention are not the same brittleness the more impurities in steel the more brittle it is that's why higher carbon is more brittle. I
Mail got tested before anyone would ever wear it in battle. They would take an old spear and use it for mail testing.
>It is possible in real life to smash someone's head into the floor enough times for it to pop. Granted not by squeezing
this is what I mean
you're just nitpicking
Toughness is brittleness. They measure toughness by hitting the steel with a power hammer and measuring how much force it takes to break it.
You're clearly out of your depth.
Have you ever been with a woman, user?
he's right though
>Namely, Ser Dontos the Fool's "American flag" crest.
That design is straight from the books though. The white in the "flag" is actually pink.
You just did the same thing
>HBO filmed fake scenes
the leaks also mentioned king's landing being shot with blue fire and you know a studio isn't going to waste a bunch of money rendering cgi and pyrotechnics for bait
I agree with you about NK going straight for king's landing
once they are all there Jaime kills cersei for wanting to blow up king's landing instead of letting it fall to the NK who is then killed by the mountain who is then killed by briene and sandor
Euron is Daario
I've watched since season 1
But I'm not. Stabbing through 2 layers of armour and a body is just laughably bad to anyone who knows anything about medieval armour.
Would it be okay for them to slice a shield and mans body in half or would that just be "nitpicking".
It's not about giving anyone votes in one direction or another, that's the beauty here, every comment or opinion is dissected openly in discussion among many people.
Which means that everything has to stand on it's own merit and that dissenting opinions cannot be hidden away. As a result it's pretty evident that the majority of anons find the concept of absolutely 100% not being able to shove a sword through leather and mail to be an autistic nitpick only worthy of the most retarded person that someone was willing to give an internet connection to.
We never know, they could have sharpened the sword right before battle and they might have eaten spinach as well
>the majority believe {what I believe} so I am right! :)
Literally r*ddit logic. Thanks for outing yourself.
Yeah, it is pink and it is straight from the books. Gurrm isn't exaclty a staunch patriot. But the show gave the overall breastplate a "frosted" weathered look, which causes the pink stripes to read as white on screen. Same for the gold crowns. They knew what they were doing.
>"AN KARANIR THANAGOR"
Jon snow will die
That's the thing.
You mean like when the Hound cut through Beric's sword and down through his shoulder armour into a third of his torso? I suppose that scene shoulda been cut for its unrealistic medieval armour representation?
>Stannis Baratheon has an army at Castle Black
>He means to take the North
Chills.
How about just don't put armor on people where you want a character to cut through them? Sound good?
The hound is really strong sweetie
Its more epic if they cut through armor
No dragons or zombies either. Cut the faceless man and basically 90% of any shown architecture. No sane city designer would plan kings landing like they did.
I'm just joking around, it was pretty interesting to hear all the random quips and tidbits about swords, steel and armor.
The big question on everyone's mind is how quickly is the mountain going to cut through boath the NK and the undead dragon? Possibly even a small part of kings landing in the same blow.
lel
we're not getting leaks til sunday are we anons
Why didn't they just make a model?
Dont you say that. There's hope for a Friday leak, right fellas?
raising someone else's child is the literal definition of a cuckold you goddamn moron
So when they're losing the showdown in Kings Landing, will they learn that their only option is to nuke the white walkers with wildfire, so when all is lost, Bran wargs back in time into King Aerys II and makes him mad so that he stockpiles all the wildfire in Kings Landing and the human army can achieve a pyrrhic victory? So when they ignite it, blowing up the NK and WWs, the camera shows the Mad King repeating "burn them all, burn them all" until he's stabbed by Azor Jaime
>be the night king
>victory is just within grasp
>hear a horn blow on the horizon as the rooster crows
>look to the east
>see this
wat do?
Bring in the Mumakils and hope they charge upright front.
until one madlad with a good spear arm nails your driver and downs two of your war beasts in one shot
>unless it's plate it offers no protections
Why don't the freefolk create armor for a Giant? It would be mostly impervious to attack.
>implying she won't slaughter white walkers by the hundreds
Always expect the worst from this shitshow
Spear-proof glass to protect the riders.
I expect to see her barking orders and "rallying the troops" and getting one or two sentimental kills, like Tyrion when he went to battle. It will be cringy. She won't be the liability she should be.
I wish i could just stop watching at this point
Azor Theon
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I'm still angry that they didnt arm the giant with so much as a club at the battle of the bastards. Not a tree, not a spear, nothing. Just let him jog in like a fucking retard unarmed.
Because they were retarded, all a Giant was good for was easy target practice for archers
If they put those giants in gigantic full plate, they'd have been unstoppable
What are reasonable contenders for an Azor Ahai reveal if we're not just memeing?
They could've even given the giants wooden armor. They're big enough that it would work.
Stannis
>que benny hill theme
The only wildlings with the ability to work metal are thenn and everyone hates them
It was prophesied to be one of Targeryen blood and Jon is the last option.
realistically jon or dany
hopefully jaime or beric
if there is a god stannis
The should have at least go in him a giant shield or something. And a said of large stones to hurls at people
The giant should have jerked his wee and cummed the enemies to a drowning death
>He doesn't know
Tywin was cucked by Aerys, it'll be revealed that Jaimie Lannister is actually older than Rhaegar in the lineage and is the true king, and lord of light
sansa should have breastfed bran
ahhh pope mobile elephants my one weakness
Seriously, there were tons of trees all around, noone thought that maybe he should pick one of them up?? Not one person said that? Jesus fucking christ this gets me worked up for no reason haha
If only the High Sparrow was still alive....
she did and it was beautiful
get ice dragon to roast up some horse meat lol
targeryen dna is recessive due to all the inbreeding so it makes sense targeryen-blooded half breeds show the more dominant traits of the outsider genes
Twitter wants Jonerys because omg they're so cute together
Other D&D-worthy options are Jaime as the ultimate redemption arc and because he's the kingslayer, and the Hound as another redemption arc of someone who always hated fire and worships fire now
I'm rooting for Azor Melisandre
These
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Member when Melisandre kept looking in the fire for Azor Ahai and all she saw was Snow?
Member when Jon dreamt he was killing white walkers with a burning red sword?
>Burning shafts hissed upward, trailing tongues of fire. Scarecrow brothers tumbled down, black clocks ablaze. "Snow," an eagle cried, as foemen scuttled up the ice like spiders. Jon was armored in black ice, but his blade burned red in his hand.
It's easier to have a nice refined sword culture when you're an island nation that everybody leaves alone. I don't think any European or mainland Asian country could really have afforded to do the same, without being completely conquered by neighbors that adopted superior technologies.
It was perfectly fine for Japan to lag behind China, and to reject certain inventions they didn't like, as there was very little outside threat.
I don't know why everyone has to prove Europe was better in every single facet, when there are some pretty good reasons why they weren't and likely didn't care to be.
Japan was literally constantly, 24/7, at widescale war with itself. More people died to katana than any other sword in human history. You don't know what you're talking about.
Jaime, let's be real
plus it's going to be a poetic justice type moment when he comes full circle and does the whole kingslayer incident all over again with his sister, who just so happens to also be the love of his life, and the prophecy dictates that he would bring forth lightbringer from the heart of his wife
Though Jon or Sam are two other likely candidates
if divine intervention exists it'll be Sam
Japan got invaded by mongolians multiple times and it caused so much mongolian asshurt that they went home and changed their entire smithing doctrine to imitate katana but weren't able to do it. Fun fact: the same thing happened to koreans, their swords kept breaking in fights with samurai, so they tried to make them wider and bigger, and they still broke.
Fuck the books
they did say the show was going to have a bitter sweet ending, this seems possible and it would be the redeeming quality for all the shit they've been writing
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I'm pressing x to doubt. Swords were more status than best weapons of war. Mongolians used explosive bombs and large scale war tactics and the japanese won by naval boarding and entering surprise attacks. The first invasion sas what inspired a new katana style as the old one just destroyed itself against mongol armor. The second invasion had the huge typhoon shich destroyed most of the mongol fleet.
Why would mongols try to imitate making swords that chipped and broke off against their boiled leather armor?
That would be unironically based
Yes, with itself, where the culture was largely the same. China was at war with pretty much every one of its neighbors at some point and their military technology reflects that. They were using cannons and firearms for centuries, while the Japanese only adopted them many years later after Europeans came along. Despite the Chinese gifting the equipment to them.
The Mongolians were the only people who ever tried and they were pushed back by storms more than anything.
someone wear this to burlington bar