And now, for something completely different!
Batman has preptime. How badly does Vegeta job?
And now, for something completely different!
Nolan Stewart
Josiah Jackson
it's funny that i was thinking about this matchup even though i look down on this power level faggotry.
Caleb Bailey
Its Vegeta: he'd job even without prep time
Jaxon Hall
How much prep time? And how much does he know? Does Vegeta know he's facing a weak but brilliant opponent, and does he have prep as well? Saiyans could die from illnesses and poisons so he'd probably go with a synthesized version of the heart virus Goku contracted, but then the Saiyans can train their aura to protect against poisons. He might also discover how Gero created devices that could siphon ki, that would be a major advantage.
>Vegeta starts arrogant, believes that a person who can't even match his powers and has to rely on gadgets and computers is a coward
>Batman is using a specially modified, armored suit that lets him take a couple base form, lighter punches but won't stand up to the stronger stuff. Think the animated DKR suit but with a younger, stronger Bruce
>Bruce uses hidden bombs and missiles to distract Vegeta, tricking him into playing a ranged game where he decides to one-shot Bats with a massive blast
>But Bruce redesigned the energy absorbing tech and placed them at various hardpoints on his suit, letting him block and absorb the blast and power his suit up further.
>Annoyed, Vegeta powers up to super Saiyan/blue
>Which was part of Batman's plan. Using a modified variant of the fear toxin like in Tower of Babel/Doom, Batman had incorporated into the earlier bombs a toxin that caused hallucinations, alongside voice samples, making Vegeta think he's fighting Goku
>With the bait and hallucinations, Bats tricks him into entering a warehouse with modified gravity, forcing him to burn up all of his ki in a frantic, mock fight
>As soon as Vegeta powers down/drains his ki and is vulnerable, armored bats steps in and overwhelms him with the strength of his suit and sheer skill
That's even allowing a no-kill scenario. Just replace the hallucinating drug with a toxin, or time it differently so he manages to drug him with a cut or scrape when he surprised him with absorbing the ki. Vegeta only wins if he powers up for a one punch kill.
Nicholas Watson
How much is Batman allowed to know about Vegeta and the Saiyan race?
Are they from their respective worlds or they from a hypothetical world where both DC and Dragon Ball co-exist?
Gavin Miller
>Majin Vageta
He doesn't assuming you don't cop out and go "He calls superman" route. Maybe if it was fresh from the pod earth invader vegeta I'd give batman a decent shot but by buu saga he's too far gone and can easily wipe a city off the map without much effort.
Caleb Carter
>Its Vegeta: he'd job even without prep time
>Veg: Dragon! I wish Batman was strong as me!
>Dragon: Wish granted
>Veg: Now let's see if your skills are really as good as they say!
>*Batman rapes vegeta*
Joseph Sanders
It depends. Is Goku around?
>Goku is not on the scene
Vegeta holds his own by the skin of his teeth but Batman wins; Batman takes damage equal to how badly he insults Vegeta
>Example scenarios: Vegeta vs Recoome, Vegeta vs Beerus, Vegeta vs Frieza, Vegeta vs Android 18, Vegeta vs Perfect Cell, Majin Vegeta vs Fat Buu
>Goku is on the scene
Vegeta jobs brutally
>Example: Vegeta vs Kid Buu, Vegeta vs Goku Black round 1
>1/100 miracle shot
Vegeta wins by the skin of his teeth
>Example: Vegeta vs Toppo
Aiden Powell
that's a lot of batwank itt
Robert Taylor
How does Batman beat Saitama?
He has to keep him in good mode, because in serious mode even mosquitoes don't stand a chance.
In goof mode Saitama operates by different rules, theoretically only the tiny can remain unharmed. So hed have to shrink himself and ride a mosquito up his nose. Then all he has to do is stop his heart or breathing.
Leo Rodriguez
no he flies inside his asshole then grows back and rapes him
Tyler Stewart
He throws a boom tube at him and drop him in a dead galaxy.
Henry Parker
>How does Batman beat Saitama?
He calls a surprise three hour sale at Gotham Grocery.
Evan Butler
By the rules of OPM he kicks space so hard he makes it back to Earth in a few minutes. That or he somehow punches the boom-tube before he can be forcefully pulled through.
Charles Campbell
I create an ultra powerful character called Fuck Man that can beat and fuck anything and everything and he forces the both of them to give him a double blowjob at the same time. The End.
Gabriel Reed
Gives him a mint to choke on
Brayden Rodriguez
>By the rules of OPM he kicks space so hard he makes it back to Earth in a few minutes
He was kick to the moon and jumped back, user not whatever you just said
>That or he somehow punches the boom-tube before he can be forcefully pulled through.
He wouldn't, that not in his character to do
Bentley Smith
Batman would use this
And Vegeta would slide into space and die because he can't breathe in space.
Liam Reyes
I create an ultra powerful character called Chuck Man that can Fuck and Suck anything and everything and he forces the both of them to give him a double blowjob at the same time. The End.
Isaac Baker
Saitama ends up punching himself and knocking himself out. At best he ends up being Batman's sidekick.
Levi Hill
Bejita has more wins than that.
Justin Carter
Its Vegeta: he'd job regardless
Ian Brooks
based and sneedpilled
Luis Smith
Fuck and Suck man team up to rape Batman and Vegeta. And they do not stop until Batman and Vegeta's assholes and mouths are full of cum.
Ayden Cook
To this day:
>jobbed to Frieza
>jobbed to Perfect Cell
>jobbed to Buu
>jobbed to Buu again
>jobbed to Beerus
>jobbed to Frieza again
>jobbed to KID GOHAN
>jobbed to Goku Black
>jobbed to Hit
>jobbed to Jiren
And lastly JOBBED TO BROLY. TWICE.
Gavin Perry
Recoome and Burter were defenseless, Hui, Dodoria, Zarbon and Jeice are all due to abusing Zenkai boosts, Goku could've beaten 19 if healthy
>namekians and the stadium
lmao
Michael Bennett
Oh and he jobbed to Krillin's wife.
Gavin King
And he jobbed to Arale
Easton Butler
Imagine spending time making this fucking embarassement of an image,
Grayson Cox
It's gonna be either that Batman learns of the Dragon Balls, gathers them, gets to become immortal and change his physiology to a saiyans to keep training forever to gain unlimited power to eliminate crime, thus causing him to abandon his battle with Vegeta, causing him to lose due to a technicality. Or what said.
>>*Batman rapes vegeta*
Goddammit Commisioner, what did I tell you about raping people that aren't the Joker.
This. Then he gets what few pennies Saitama has, causing him to actually having to give up his house and work labour on top of his money-less superhero gig. The system thoroughly fucked Saitama.
Ethan Gomez
Literally all of them were minions or already beaten when he arrived.
Aiden Young
Its actually part of a series of images reflecting character kill numbers that leads to a joke of Yamcha being dead with his sole kill being a Saibaman that died as well IIRC
Gabriel Harris
ah, ok. I thought it was just Vegeta wank.
Aaron Hill
Where’s the rest of it?
Ayden Jackson
> Hui, Dodoria, Zarbon and Jeice are all due to abusing Zenkai boosts, Goku could've beaten 19 if healthy
So? Zenkais are a natural ability of Saiyans. Not to mention, 19 had already absorbed a shitton of Goku's power before Vegeta arrived.
Goku lost to Cell, Beerus, Hit, Zamasu, and Vegeta, and Broly.
Not canon.
Cry moar.
Jeremiah Sanders
Come on, Bruce is rich Saitama is poor. Easy for even Yea Forums to wri-
Charles Jenkins
I don't know what you're implying but Batman has dozens of ways of dealing with someone like Saitama. He's worked with Plastic Man.
Ethan Edwards
How about he convinces Saitama to punch himself 100 times in the balls for rent money?
Jackson Turner
If we're talking Batgod and we're talking Batwank, he's badly beaten, ends up in jail for whatever crimes besides his bad haircut, makeup and fashion sense should force him into jail, where he's repeatedly gang-raped by Bane and Riddler and turned into Harley Quinn's new side-kick
John Evans
Goku
Aiden Richardson
Future Trunks
Jackson Clark
Gohan
Asher Perez
Piccolo
Leo Bell
NOOOO NOT THE FISHBRO!!!
Matthew Morris
Yamcha
Kevin Reed
What's up with the feet positioning? Vegeta is the only one who looks like he's standing and not just floating there awkwardly
Benjamin Sullivan
Goku killed at least two black guys
Ayden Gonzalez
Where is Baby? Omega Shenron? Super 17???
Fuck this pic
Isaiah Parker
Don’t worry he slaughtered everyone in the end
Nathaniel Rivera
My guess is that he made the Vegeta pic, put a lot of effort into re-drawing and photoshopping everything, but then decided to make this a series and half-assed the rest of the pics.
James Wright
NOT CANON
Juan Murphy
man of steel superman
Grayson Stewart
This
Nathaniel Morales
Yamchad > Virgeta
Jack Harris
>Excluding buu all his kill are from dragon ball.
This only shows that kid Goku was based as fuck
Gavin Hill
>Yamcha
>literally cucked under his nose
lel
James Campbell
Manlet virgin of Mexican descent detected
Hunter King
Vegeta getting Yamcha's sloppy seconds dpesn't make Yamcha a cuck, it makes Vegeta a beta
James Carter
Don’t forget that Yamcha ends up maki g mad cash and fame as a baseball player self made man while Vegeta leeches off his wife. Wait are Vegeta and Burma even married?
Daniel Gray
SPBP
Lucas Baker
batman hits him with a gas bomb but the gas are nanites that lock onto vegeta's synapses and just shut his body down and knock him out. actualy he could probably do the same with knockout gas
Jaxson Stewart
That's the thing. DB characters are sort of reverse glass canons. In their environment they're super powerful, super fast, and can tank a ton of energy and physical attacks. But throw in some poison, a standard disease, some above average mind manipulation, or even a direct attack they can't see coming and they're down pretty easily.
Jaxon Ortiz
Dark
Noah Wright
It's never brought up, but Batman has at least one lantern ring. (possibly three)