Please some user give me all the spoilers for this shitty superhero movie so I can troll people online with it

the good guys win

infinity war is superior it seems like, they really destroyed alot of their own character development.

thanos is now a big dumb generic badguy.
thor is no longer odinforce king thor.

probbly moreexamples

Brie Larson was barely in the movie, they cut a ton of her out

Iron man dies in endgame, cap goes back in time to marry Peggy, falcon becomes the new capt america.

>ap goes back in time to marry Peggy
And fucks his own niece

Love the last one.

>If the Avengers were able to detect Thanos' use of the stones on his planet, why did they have to wait for Captain Cunt to arrive with Nebula?
>How did Iron Man solve time travel without ever having previously established knowledge of Pym Particles
>If he was able to solve it without knowing about it, why didn't it ever occur to him earlier?
>How did Banner have enough control over the Hulk to merge with him when it had been previously established that Banner had zero control or even awareness when the Hulk was out
>If Tony and Steve went to the 40s to get the tesseract, how did they ever have the ability to lose it to Loki in NY, causing them to go back further?
>the Grand Wizard tells Banner that if he takes the time stone into "his timeline" that hers will be fucked up, clearly showing that they didn't time travel, but instead went to a separate universe, contradicting the very way the time machine works
>Why did Thanos go from "misguided dude with a purpose" to "murderous CGI monster who loves being evil"
>When Steve went back to return the stones, and stayed back in time how did he appear on the bench in the present?
>How was Stark able to get the stones off the gauntlet with his suit?
>If it was that easy to remove them, why didn't they just pluck the stones out when they had Thanos trapped on Titan?
>If time traveling really is separate timelines, like was previously established, how did he make it back to normal Earth?

hail hydra

What did Captain Marvel end up doing in the movie?

It was the Stark Gauntlet, Tony could control the stones in it. It wasn't the Stark Gauntlet on Titan.

Can I get a spoiler for my buddy /u/redthrax? I dont know how to direct message on reddit even if I had an account.

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>user has deleted their account
Looks like you're late to the party

>picks up Stark from space.
>destroys Thanos ship
>fights Thanos a bit and gets blasted away
She could easily be written out of the movie.

Oh I just saved that from the last Yea Forums thread. Guess he killed himself.

>the state of the modern male

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Avengers: Diversity Game

I wish I was fucking kidding.

This is more pathetic than the Snape kills Dumbledore reactions, and they were fucking children.

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Wow. So just like that. All Thanos did. All we were reeling from. Is undone. How dumb.

>No U
Cinema is such high art.

This is actually the THIRD snap.
First was thanos killing people
Then second was Hulk Snapping everybody back alive
And this webm is the third snap, killing Thanos and his army

poor Scarjo, they really didn't want to give her that movie they promised

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Fuck yeah, this shit's out already? Now I won't have to give the mouse my money to spend on shitty SJW projects