It is now officially canon that Darth Vader killed a thicc yandere who loved him

It is now officially canon that Darth Vader killed a thicc yandere who loved him

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He doesn't have a dick anymore.

God that's so lame, like literal "Mary Sue" levels of lame.

But also hot

She could still sit on his face

>heavy raspy breathing sounds
>even though nothing is connected to his nose or mouth
okay

Top kek
He just look tired instead of angry

Comics are a blight.

It's still better than Dr. Aphra with evil R2D2 and sadist C3P0.

Comics are books for people who can't read.

shes canon too

>aphra
That character really pisses me off. I wish it didn't exist.

Guys...
I farted.

She collected peices of his skin and suit

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At least i still have some Dark Horse Star Wars comics from the days when shit was actually good

Based

>picture book enthusiasts

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>be me, darth vader
>taking a relaxing shit in the comfort of my own room, one of the few pleasures I have left
>hear the doors opening
>some mid-30s roastie with a jaw like a shovel comes in
>starts saying some dumb shit about how I'm not alone and I'm pretty sure she's implying she loves me
;>give her the old youngling treatment
>finally I can finish my duty in peace
>get called to the bridge
>have to leave the job half finished
>my master will hear of this

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Please tell me that is not official in any way.

holy shit i never realized how cheap that mask looked in the first one

>give her the old youngling treatment

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oh god she imagines kissing him who approved this

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lol, is the writer a woman, and did she self insert?

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Can't imagine hearing Vader saying "garbage".

Roastie btfo

He looks tired and miserable as fuck.

Same, I hate when people use contemporary words for sci-fi settings. I couldn’t stand that Love Death and Robots for the same reason. Yeah I’m sure advanced robots are going to be calling each other “pussy”

I get the type of story they're doing here but it's still weird and very unlike Star Wars.

Garbage is a perfectly fine word. It was used the in the original trilogy for fuck's sake.

Yeah I'd much rather he call it "glorbnak" u fucking nerd bitch

They got action figures, twice. The fucking black R2 droid has War Machine action figure parts on it. From the Iron Man 2 movie version of War Machine. This is so fucking sad.

>(W) Dennis Hopeless (A) David Lopez (CA) Greg Smallwood
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Dennis Hopeless is an endless piece of shit writer.

Disney has no standards, or shame.

High class individuals don’t use low class words, especially not flash in the pan words from our millennium

Are you a twink? Can I sniff?

Holy shit, is this actually real? Star Wars is such a joke now, holy shit.

I'll be the judge of reused parts.

>what are the swarm of bdsm space mongols

The Force is Feminism? It's double honked.

This is a perfectly fine issue. I can't believe people are this bitchy.

Disney canon now has all the weird and bad shit of the old EU with none of the good.

everyone look at how dumb this asshole his

you're one of those "how did orcs know what a menu was" autists aren't you?

last panel is the worst. Vader wouldn't talk like that.

My dick is hard

Vader is more of a rubbish man.

Love Death and Robots was cool, pussy

I think trash sounds the most fitting, short and brutal

Do all the Star Wars comic books look as bad as this or is it just this one? The art is so shit

Wait, this isn't just some trashy fanfic webcomic?

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>that frame with her dead body in it
Not gonna lie, that's pretty hot

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>Darth Vader to the bridge
>come get this gargabe out of my quarters

George Lucas is incredibly corny, but Vader never said anything as corny as this in the films. Not even on Rogue One. James Earl Jones would never say this

I prefer the one where shes all sweaty and desperate in her frumpy sweatpants

Pathetic desperation tops snuff

*sniff*

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She's his doctor and she falls in love with him? That's actually a pretty good story.
Kind of hard to call her a "Mary Sue" or self-insert when Darth Vader murders her and calls her garbage.

This is some reaction image gold right here

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The former followed by the latter is the true patrician combo

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A lot of unintended comedy here

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>>give her the old youngling treatment

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patrician fetish that's tragically undiscussed on this site

I mean there isn't much to discuss, as far as I'm aware there's basically no decent content that satisfies it

It was written for reddit, they loved it

yikes, had to look up this comic, its absolutely trash by a retarded gay guy who rips off the old LOTR cartoons and makes preggo spiderman comics. who the fuck signed off on him making star wars comics?

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