Confirmed that in about 13 hours we're gonna get the new Bond25 reveal.
>twitter.com
>inb4 idris cocksuckers spam
>everyone will be black
>STRONK BOND WOMYN
Confirmed that in about 13 hours we're gonna get the new Bond25 reveal.
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>inb4 idris cocksuckers spam
>everyone will be black
>STRONK BOND WOMYN
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I dont care anymore. The niggers kikes fags and women can have Bond. Nothing fucking matters.
Okay this man is very very based
based on what?
It doesn't matter I agree. Stop rehashing the SAME FUCKING SHIT. Also, bond better be middle eastern or this is rayceist.
The name is Mohammed. Mohammend al Salim Bond.
>Cary Fukunaga directing
>Phoebe-Waller Bridge writing
>Rami Malek playing the bad guy
>Craig's Swan Song
Honestly? Could be good. Hopefully they see this is the last chance at fixing Craig's legacy and put some effort in.
based and firstpostpilled
Craig is still Bond for 1 more movie so we'll get the villain or bond girl or name of the flick.
Bond better be a black somali refugee that was regruited by the agency abruptly for no reason at all.
And his new Aston Martin can explode on command, especially in the UK.
They had a good cast and directer last time. Craig and the writers just phoned it in.
his legacy needs fixing? i thought he took care of any doubts with casino royale ages ago.
What the fuck are you on about? Craig has been confirmed for Bond 25 for months he's doing this one last film. What they'll be announcing today will be the film's title, the rest of the cast and possibly who's singing the song.
you don't set a legacy with one movie
Casino Royale more like Cakino Royale
Quantum was meh
Skyfall was kino
Spectre was quite literally shit
He's 2/4, if 25 is kino then at least he'll have a positive score
I hope Ed Sheeran sings it to make any Bond fans still watching mad
I didn't know this. I'm extremely disappointed.
>He's 2/4
About the same as Brosnan, who had one excellent film, one average one and two of the worst films in the franchise ever.
Rick Astley singing the intro when youtube.com
There's no appetite especially from the Broccoli clan to have a black Bond anyway.
>Nothing fucking matters.
>dua lipa could do the theme
Sort of want.
unironically based
So confirmation on ECLIPSE incoming?
i honestly hope its idris elba for the memes
Is Rami playing the creator of a Chinese cartoon web forum that houses militant alt-right misogynist terrorists?
As what?
Bond girl.
Not even drag, full-on Gay Bond, bedding another man, a big black man, and then cuddling afterwards
Elba as the villain trying desperately to somehow replace Bond would be kino.
Fine. But he better be a top or at least a power bottom.
For me, after Craig, it has to be, pic related.
I can't believe we're actually going to have a black woman as bond.
based
It's probably gonna be some shitskin from the same shithole the London mayor came
kikes only give niggers fags and women shit temporarily.
HEAR THAT SHABBOS GOYS! YOU ARE BEING PLAYED OUT AND WILL BE SLAVES JUST LIKE THE REST OF HUMANITY
>Swan Song
Would be a good title, honestly
Oh no, I saw the future and its going to be Tom Hardy.
This. It is all so tiresome. I don't even care anymore
why do people seriously think new bond will be a known actor? it was never a case.
Idris said he doesn't want to so why are people still forcing this meme?
He has even less charisma than Craig.
idk how y'all see Skyfall as kino.
fucking home alone traps bullshittery
E D R I S
E L B A
Honestly this. As a zoomer who’s still seen all 24, I’d rather the franchise die completely than being ripped apart and used as a tool to peddle politics Fleming would have found abhorrent
he's too old, why are they giving craig another bond movie?
spectre>>>>>>skyfall
Why do you like bond? It's equivalent to capeshit but with British spies
kys faggot
Dave Chappelle as James Bond: "IM MOTHAFUCKIN BOND NIGGA"
Its going to smiemnem.
3 hours and 26 mins left
Sure, except for Moore, Brosnan and Craig you zoomer
>TFW SWAN SONG IS THE NAME OF DUA LIPPAS NEW SONG AND SHE'S DOING THE THEME
it all makes sense now
>brosnan and craig
>well known before bond
oh no no no
>rami malek
absolutely fucking dropped
> Mrs. Doubtfire
> Remington Steele
> Tomb Raider
> Munich
> Layer Cake
Idris Elba as the first FtM transgender Bond
>mrs doubtfire and Remington steele as "famous" two things brosnan was famous for
>using tomb raider as an example
>munich which came out after craig was announced as bond
>layer cake which was re-edited as an audition tape for bond movie
stop embarissing yourself. just because craig was in A Kid in King Arthur's Court doesn't make him a famous actor
I see you're more of a Dan Stevens kind of next Bond man.
>mrs doubtfire and Remington steele as "famous" two things brosnan was famous for
>using tomb raider as an example
huh... good arguments there.
I know that for a capeshitter like you, anything below Superman (one of the 2-3 roles Cavill is famous for) means nothing, but an actor that stars or co-stars in a 100+ million dollar movie is part of the top 5%.
nobody knew these two were before bond, zoomer. that's my point
he's getting more and more popular. he's near a-list at this point. not like that's a bad thing though. but I doubt they would pick him
So like 2 hours to go - it's not going to be anything that exciting, maybe who's singing the theme song.
>MOTHAFUCKIN
>NIGGA
I recently rewatched Spectre and Craig in that looks like shit. He's going to be like 5 years older in this one lmao. Gramps Bond, gg.
imdb.com
cast is already up on imdb
Most of them are already known about and are regulars really.
Skyfall was SHIT
Only good Craig bond is Casino Royale - which is fucking fantastic.
Planes fly at 40mph in the alps, it is known bro
they're going to TLJ him
>Jamal Bondende never ever
wasn't a bond villain literally based on soros?
>craig
>bond
why do the republishits like to pretend they dont have billionaire donors?
twitter.com
>caring about franchise flicks when there's real kino out there
kys reddit plebs
>A24
Damn, man, you are based!
Based and honk pilled
TURN UP THE GAS OR GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
>skyfall kino
>quantum meh
pleb status: filtered
hopefully this means new omega
Based lad.
youtube.com
>tomb raider
lmao yeah he was so memorable in that. People only notice him if they rewatch that garbage movie nowadays for de lulz.
New Seamaster came out last year.
Spectre was the most James Bond film of the Craig series.
>Craig's Swan Song
He already looked too old in Skyfall, now it's just ridiculous.
They hired a television director it's gonna be shit
Danny Boyle would have made kino
Reddit fucking loves that shitty true memtective director but he's fucking shit
Still the best Tomb Raider adaptation, which is a shame.
>Casino Royale
Great
>Quantum
Has some good parts, okay overall
>Skyfall
Shit, Bond for the Reddit generation, muh gay villain
>Spectre
Pretty good with some bad moments
Casino Royale
meh
Quantum
okay
Skyfall
good
Spectre
good
Quantum is unironically my favourite Bond film after the living daylights.
Someone post the brainlet picture.
I know...
I still hope for something new
Why did anyone think Idris Elba would ever be Bond?
They usually get an actor to play the movies for a very long time, and Elba is already almost 50 years old.
Racist.
Like what? They've diluted the Seamaster line already, with all those Aqua Terras and Planet Oceans and special editions. I hope they don't add any more models.
He'll be even older by the time Craig finishes up with Bond 25 and the next film probably being 3+ years away after that. Idris Elba would make a good bad guy, there isn't enough black bad guys in Bond so why not that.
>Spectre
>le comically huge bodybuilder badguy
Why did they even do this
>Idris Elba would make a good bad guy, there isn't enough black bad guys in Bond so why not that.
>only major role for a black guy in Bond is the villain
That's why not.
Like what? Get rid of the helium escape valve and I'll lay down some coin.
I'm partial to the POs, but I do wish they were thinner. It is what it is, I guess.
He's playing a bad guy in Hobbs & Shaw, looks like something out of GI Joe.
>why yes, skyfall was my first bond movie, how could you tell?
The escape valve is in the DNA of the Seamaster, it's like asking Rolex to remove the crown from their logo.
You might like the AT or the Trilogy 1957 watches.
Bond love interested gonfirmed:
For you the redditor who likes trash overrated imdbcore movies?
Triggered much?
>Casino Royale
Great
>Quantum
Good
>Skyfall
Good
>Spectre
Shit
>Craig as Bond
Great
no, that's moot
didn't she die?
Ah yes, the black Scottsman. Count me out. Honk honk.
Did you not see the latest MI film? He can't act for shit.
Her character died yeah.
He was unreal in that movie. Why the fuck is he even getting roles. He literally has ONE tone of voice to deliver lines in.
I agree but they won't do it, they want some kind of brown creature, it's all part of the plan to replace and demoralize.
He is very handsome I guess.
Fool me five times, shame on me. They're going to make yet another boring "BOND IS SAD CAUSE OF VESPER" movie. Nobody cares about Bond's past. They've been trying to recapture the lightning in a bottle appeal of Casino Royal for well over a decade now and they keep failing. It's going to get even worse with all of the series callbacks with the 25 movie anniversary. Expect more lame renditions of old characters popping up for five minutes of screen time like Blofeld.
I'd rather without the big screw down personally.
/thread
The ATs should have push crowns I think?
Because Republican billionaire donors aren't dismissed as outright conspiracy theories?
I didn't mind that. It felt like a return to old Bond. The thing I didn't like was Bond discovered like 4 secret organizations in 4 movies that are technically different entities yet all connected somehow.
have you seen the crap boomers say about soros? the stuff that he sold out jews during ww2, that hes funding mass immigration, that hes the antichrist? its ridiculous
It was all me, James.
Those things are true, though.
It all keeps tumbling down.
>seething jealous ugly manlets
>muh voice delivery muh acting chops
uhhh no sweetie hes perfect for bond, bond is the ultimate slick alpha male with a drink in one hand and a gun in the other. he's fucking perfect for it.
this.
the first two of those things are factual, the third remains to be seen.
Henry Cavill is pretty good in The Man From UNCLE. He needs the right script and direction I suppose.
You got the wrong board, /cm/ is that way >>>
Why does he always talk so forced? Like every line he says, he's trying to flex his vocal cords. What the fuck is his problem?
What the fuck are you talking about? Why are incels so jealous of Henry?
>Nigress host
lel
Well it is in Jamaica.
Because many of his roles are "the tough strong serious man" and I think that's what he comes up with to portray that. I think if he played a less serious and more playful Superman for instance he could be great.
>It's a black woman
Production values btw
He tries to sound forceful when saying any line. Are you male? He sounds like he's flexing every muscle in his body when he speaks. Constantly.
I guess a cumdumpster has no idea what I just said.
I don't care. Casino Royal was a modern action masterpiece, the followup was the worst action movie of all time, which was followed by a nostalgia jerk off parade which had a follow up who's only positive side is that it's not QOS.
>Chomping?!
Was that supposed to be a joke?
For Jaws.
She's probably never heard the expression before.
>Bond is not on active service when we start
Get ready for the same fucking movie they've made three times already.
>tfw no private jamaican villa
Do you think Barbara Broccoli and Daniel Craig are secretly fucking?
>Bond starts out not on active duty living it up in the sun
So like the rest of the Craig movies then
OH SHI---
Don't worry, they're returning to Italy again so be ready for an epic reveal that Vesper was behind it all.
>It was me James...
>Ana de Armas
Fucking based
>joi
nice
Ana de Armas confirmed.
Ana
BREHS
GOATEST BOND CONFIRMED
My penis stiffened immediately.
She'll be the main Bond girl then I presume, a good choice.
>rip her career
The Bond girl curse will strike her down
>Every time Henry speaks I can't help but think of his muscles
Are you sure you aren't the hole here?
It's okay to be jealous of another man user. Just a little immature, that's all.
She's like 20 years too old.
>the fucking twitter video player
>mutes every time you switch tab
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lea supposed to be, no?
Damn, you can feel millimeter changes in your pants?
OH FUCK YES
Legs, legs everywhere.
She's no spring chicken. Better to go out in a blaze of glory.
Lea Seydoux kino youtube.com
Drag it out to a new window
Why does Rami not blink. is he some kind of robot?
I dunno you can have more than one Bond girl and other women filling other roles.
Weakest Bond villain ever?
He’s a gay they don’t blink
>craig's trainers
>Why do you think Bond is such an enduring franchise?
>I think it's consistency.
What the fuck is he on about.
Lea will have a short cameo before getting killed. It seems pretty obvious.
Lea is fucking perfect
It means we're about to get another Craig movie that's the same and you better like it.
RAMI AND ANA BASED
cary is aesthetic as fuck
based japswede genes
This whole production is pretty cringe. Actors are the worst people to interview. They know fuck all and just give meaningless statements.
Is Ana de Armas the most attractive woman in film at the moment?
Wait who the fuck is the black woman on the right?
her or lucy boynton, which happens to be rami's gf the overachieving cunt.
Presumably some Jamaican contact Bond has or a henchwoman.
Holy peng
Is she in any kino
best bond cast in my memory
No title reveal? lame
did they give a title?
doubt the script has even been finished
She was Freddie Mercury's """"girlfriend"""" in Bohemian Rhapsody
remember, Danny Boyle quit the project because they wanted to kill Bond in this movie.
And Danny Boyle actually makes exciting films, too. Not like the past four snore-fests.
I don't watch films made by and about child molesting faggots user.
i know its such a shame
the director is the guy who made the maniac netflix dross with emma stone and the fat one from superbad
Don't mind me. I am just fucking with your universe.
i'm not getting my hopes up because it's purvis and wade again
Sing Street was alright. If you want a very average film just for her, Apostle too.
You think you're making a point, don't you?
oh god, is this going to be the first Bond film that goes straight to Netflix?
Was that it or is there coming more today?
No.
thats got to be it the cast is already ridiculous
Goldeneye was the last decent Bond movie.
Don't be silly. The Bond franchise is far too big to fail, they'll release it and it'll make millions as usual.
He also made True Detective so it could go either way.
IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF CRAIG
ID UNITONICALLY TAKE A HOT BOND WOMAN OVER THIS OLD ASSs fart
>This bond film will not be based on any Ian Fleming story.
I just wanted a Risico adaption with Craig.
implying you wouldnt let him fuck you
God I’m so done with Craig. A Bond that doesn’t feel sorry for himself would be great in this day and age.
>too big to fail
Like Star Wars?
try watching Road to Perdition. He's in it and it reminded me that he used to be a good actor before he went full Bruce Willis.
Boyle isn't directing next movie? Into the fucking trash it goes.
But where are her braces gone?
>implying he hasn't already
Daniel Craig
Ralph Fiennes
Naomie Harris
Ben Wishaw
Rory Kinnear
Jeffrey Wright
Léa Seydoux
Rami Malek
Ana De Armas
erased by CERN
He is, he's pointing out that she's a whore for the hollywood tribe like the rest of them.
>he used to be a good actor before he went full Bruce Willis
He was great in Logan Lucky.
>Ralph Fiennes
The only one who's not a garbage actor - will get 5 min of screentime.
Lea
Roberto Duran fucked her?
>Rami
The patricians choice.
This. Between Fukunaga directing and Malek in an interesting role, it has my attention.
Still mad about Boyle leaving/being fired though
>all these posters seething about the fear of a black Bond
R E N T F R E E
>Dan Stevens
This. This guy should be Bond (but I fear they've left it too long and he's already too old)
Probably for the best. Boyle wanted an SJW fest
>subhumans not paying rent
color me surprised
Name his one (1) role that wasn't dogshit.
The Fleabag whore is a co-writer. I don't know why people are still expecting good things from this movie.
The sitcom episode in Mr Robot
>Ana de Armas
the cuban whore strikes again
just imagine how good the pussy is
must feel like fucking the universe
There was a good episode in that show? Wow.
>Those dubs of truth user.
hey, only some of us are militant
When is the reveal gonna happen?
Freddie
Almost 31, 30 April 1988
SOS DEM BLACK BOIS COPIN
What do you mean aren't you looking forward James Bond getting told he's not relevant in a world with computers for the 6th time?
I guess I'm not allowed to jerk off to her anymore.
It happened about an hour ago.
FELIX is back
Lol. They got an Egyptian guy to play a bong.
Is it because there aren't any more white men in the UK?
based rory
>'Fleabag' creator Phoebe Waller-Bridge has been brought in to add more humor to the #Bond25 script at the request of Daniel Craig
Oh boy
Bond should have ended with On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Prove me wrong.
jet packs and quips
>They got an Egyptian guy to play a bong.
Craig is still Bond, dumbo - this has been known about for months. Rami is probably playing the main bad guy.
Why is Craig intent on ruining things?
jc, Lea is so fucking STUNNING
>Craig is still Bond,
Oh. What a shitshow. The guy is an old man and has zero charisma.
Won't even bother watching this then
Craig still plays Bond. 14 years, the longest any actor has played Bond.
>live in jamaica
Jah, de nam's bond mahn, das yames bond, jah bumbaclot mahn
UB40 should do the next theme song.
Fuck off, he's the best Bond ever.
Calm down Barbara
Fuck yeah! Jamaica is an interesting setting for us to have Felix because its pretty much a point of tension between the UK and the US. Its on US' turf but it belongs to Her Majesty.
But now, how the fuck will they deal with Lea Seydoux? She'll be the first ever Bond girl to return, right?
Daniel 'I'd rather slit my wrists than do another Bond film' Craig. I can't help but like him.
>Script by Purvis & Wade, Scott Z Burns and Phoebe waller Bridge
>Locations in London, Jamaica, Norway and Italy
>No title yet
>Script by Purvis & Wade
fucking dropped
>But now, how the fuck will they deal with Lea Seydoux?
Maybe dying early in the movie?
Damn Amy Poehler looks like THAT?
They've been on literally every film since the 90s. The metric to judge it is to see if there are other writers on board. In this case there are so we're probably safe.
It's when those two fucknuts work by themselves or with other terrible writers that they produce abominations like Skyfall
>first ever Bond girl to return, right?
Eunice Gayson is in Dr No and FRWL, but only has two scenes
Maud Adams, but playing different characters
And Moneypenny, of course
>Fukunaga also revealed that Léa Seydoux would be reprising her role as Madeliene Swann, making her the first actor to portray a Bond girl in successive films since Eunice Gayson portrayed Sylvia Trench in Dr. No and From Russia with Love.
Apparently hasn't happened since the first ones.
I guess that's what we all assume, after all, Bond is apparently "out of service" by the beginning of the movie. I suppose she gets killed and then the opening credits roll. But still, I don't think that a revenge story is what they're going for here. Quantum of Solace was already pretty much DaF done right with Bond's motivation being a women. I don't see them repeating the plot of their worst movie of Craig era like that.
Perfect casting.
>They've been on literally every film since the 90s
Yes, and most films since the 90s have been subpar
Out of all their works (from TWINE to Spectre), only Casino Royale was good, everything else ranges from middling to utter dogshit
They are mediocre writers, but lets not forget that they wrote the best parts of Casino Royale, and the two times someone else has tried to write a new Bond in the P&W era, they shat the bed so badly the producers begged them to come back
(Paul Haggis unproduced QoS script, aka Bond has a secret son, and John Logan unproduced Spectre script)
They'd cast a black Bond before they'd ever cast an American. Neither will be happening as long as Broccoli is running things.
Go start another Capeshit thread and fuck off.
Nah, it's safe and uninspired.
Nope. I'd bet my entire possessions the next one will be a nigger.
Wade was uncredited on Goldeneye too.
But yeah you're right, CR is the only one they've done that was actually good and I suspect that had more to do with Haggis and Campbell.
I didn't know about Bond's secret son from QoS, but as far as I'm aware the final film was heavily based on his script with the writers' strike meaning that they improvised and had Craig literally writing parts of the finished film.
Skyfall was terrible. Spectre was mildly better but still full of plot holes. I find it weird to think that someone else wrote a worse Spectre script first.
ANA DE ARMIS
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Did they reveal who's singing the theme?
I would love Elbow to have a go.
The right holders already said no.
>final film was heavily based on his script
It wasnt
>find it weird to think that someone else wrote a worse Spectre script first.
The script was a Frankenstein that cut out some of Logan worst ideas. You can read the emails in wikileaks, the producers literally begged to Purvis and Wade to come back and save the movie.
Also P&W wrote a very cool scene in a poker table (the scene where Blofeld and Bond talk about their father), but Mendes changed it for the brain torture thing, while almost hiding the "we are like brothers" part but wothout taking it out, so the final film is more confusing and pointless than ever.
Ozzy
Ah ha ha
Fleabag is totally fucking based, one of the only funny things a woman has done apart from fucking a clown...
Skyfall and Casino are literally two of the best Bond films, and this is coming from a MASSIVE Bondfag.
based
>non-white villan
yikes
imagine the paycheck
He got well over $30m for Spectre, it must be nearing $50m for this one.
what race is Rami anyway?
egyptian
Edyptian/frog mix
Would have preferred Aly Michalka but Ana's almost as sexy and oughta be good too.
too skinny
i want to lick her pusy
that looks sick
Who gave you permission to post my wife
>36
>too old
Bond isn't a twink in his 20s. He's the perfect age.
Actually, I think around 40 is the perfect age, given they do 15 years or so worth of movies.
I want to see Ana and Lea kiss
I'd say 35-50 is a good age.
You've Already Seen This Movie: The Motion Picture
Idris Elbow
No other CIA man?
I have her permission. That's what she told me...
yeah, that's the canon age range. Bond began in CR (book) as a guy in his late 30s with several years of work at MI6 behind him already.
Prior to that he has to have spent enough time in the RN to reach the rank of Commander - or get close enough that them tagging him with the rank doesn't seem too strange.
it's called Kino Royale and Skyfall was meh
He said singing, not mumbling incoherently.
btw. dio sabbath >>>>>>>> ozzy sabbath
No...
He should start in his early 30s and finish in his late 40s. As soon as he passes his mid 40s, the films lose a lot of their believability. After 50, it's just stupid
because he's a pretty terrible actor. See The Tudors and his stupid angry face every time.
Here he's having and arm wrestling contest with the king but it's the same face he makes whenever he's angry at someone.
>ana
want to see some more lewd scenes
I think he meant the actress. Something about lead in the paint. I remember reading that once too, but it seems all information about it has been erased. Can't even find a fucking entry on snopes about it being debunked. Very fishy.
>At the launch, producer Barbara Broccoli said Bond's attitudes to women would move with the times. "The Me Too movement has had a huge impact - rightfully, thankfully - on society, and these films should reflect that, as everything we do should," she said.
but why? why can't a fictional character just be a piece of shit? why does a fucking espionagespyassassin man have to be thoughtful and kind?
The Bond franchise is an advertisement for luxury products. You dont sell as many Omega watches if your power fantasy gets the opposition of a big part of the audience.
>The Me Too movement has had a huge impact
Only in the media. IRL no one gives a fuck.
They brought Seydoux back? Why?
>but why? why can't a fictional character just be a piece of shit? why does a fucking espionagespyassassin man have to be thoughtful and kind?
What if they make it so that Malek is the abuser?
>They brought Seydoux back? Why?
They're pulling a Bourne Supremacy. She's either dead or in the hospital.