Engaged

And a flahrgunnstow?

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Protip: the entire movie is about being a beta male and why you should accept your life as a beta male
>lmao some dude made out with you and you didn't fight it off

Latus on the menjaaay

It's the exact opposite, he confides to Sydney that he wishes she would do it.

I don't like head so I'm happy to not get reciprocation. I also really like making her moan and quiver and stuff so I'm cool with it.

some girls absolutely love getting their clit sucked. they can literally cum instantly from it in the right conditions.

Trans girls aren't girls

I've never come from a bj before

I guess it's because my dick lost all sensitivity from me masterbating without lube all these years

Thank you

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Yes because its enjoyable to slurp up that sweet pussy nectar.

why are jews pushing for eating pussy now? what will be next?

Sex is easy, just start fingerblast like crazy, then choke and start pumping away for 40 minutes wile the camera films from behind downlow.

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I heard some women find getting licked a turn off. Is it common?

Only if she knows that her pussy smells or has an ugly pussy

Literally me, it just makes me want to start fucking.

eating your wifes snatch is the most cucked shit you could possibly do short of letting tyrone fuck her while masturbating in the corner. if you do that you're a faggot and deserve the imminent divorce and alimony that comes after she leaves you for your dog or the nigger shes been fucking while you're at work.

eating pussy is the gayest shit you could do, a bunch of dicks go in there and youre licking it up

All these retards saying eating pussy is gay or cucked are the same retards who think its gay to wipe their ass.

If I'm eating pussy, that clit better be fucking huge. I ain't giving head to no tiny-clit bitches. If that shit ain't throbbing and red, sticking out like a little dick, I ain't sucking it.

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I mean it's literally touching a man's ass, same reason I don't masturbate

>user casually admits his wife fucks multiple men
>he calls others gay

Based

I have like six of those in my dresser

my dick is too scarred from years of fapping to get off that way anyway. much rather my face be planted in rashida jones' crotch every night

It lowers you in their mind. I never do it and never will, including with girls who i know have had it before and soon enough they all agree it's effeminate.

My girlfriend and I watch this every christmas day. Not sure how it became a tradition, but half cut, full of christmas dinner and a joint, it always feels like a good idea.

do you lick her pusy afterwards

Who's her bull or is she too ugly for that?

>all the cucks in the thread with dicks so mangled by masturbation they can't get off with a blowjob and love eating pussy
This is truly the end of the white male isn't it?

this is more of a gen x problem. the zoomer babies all want their pacifier

>eats pussy every day
Truly terrible.

I would never eat pussy, it's fucking humiliating

On that note, I wouldn't want the mother of my children to suck my dick either. Only whores suck dick

>whistling in the wheat field
Look at dis fanook

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A girl going down is much preferable to actual sex. It's full domination as she moves down to commit to pleasuring you and it feels great.

I'm convinced that no-one who actually gets head in a relationship gives it back because power dynamic is central to it.

Can confirm, I'm the only one going down on my bf.

The soprano is unironically the only acceptable arrangement. You go down maybe once a year, using your mouth to sexually stimulate someone is characteristically feminine and no girl is going to respect the guy whose stupid head she sees bobbing up and down between her legs asking if she like that between gasps for air and slurps.

>bobbing up and down between her legs asking if she like that between gasps for air

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