Well, user?

Cable want some milkies?
After all the teen version is the one that is running around.

I need your clothes, your boots, and your mask.

I want Emma

Now I want to see Jean feeding Kid Cable

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She's just trying to make you lower your guard so she can turn you gay

Imagine trying to do a hotrod pinup but your idea of sexy includes galoshes, dishwashing gloves, and a mask borrowed from D-Man. It's no wonder so many of the men in your life prefer the company of other men these days.

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>dishwashing gloves
Literally my only fetish.

I'm gay now

Dexter's mom did a lot of damage to a lot of us.

>tfw cable can't even have lewd thoughts about his hot redhead mom because jean reads his mind all the time.
poor nathan

>he knows that she knows, but she never mentions it

Hold on. How old is Jean Grey?

she became legal a lot of years ago, don't worry.

27 years old according to the X-men group editor Jordan White. She raised Cable 12 years on the future on a fake body so almost 40 mentally

>teen Cable wants to nail some hot redhead but the only ones he's close to are his alt-universe sister and the adopted daughter of a future version of himself that he murdered
>his mom can read all his thoughts
>his dad's ex with boundary issues can also read his thoughts
>it's entire possible that at some point his real mother is going to show up wearing a loincloth, rocking underboob, mindwhammy his uncle in submissive latexboi, and fight his mom and dad
>she can also read his thoughts

that mask looks stupid

the Marvel 616 continuity is just 10 years right? so characters that began their career at 25 are about 35 now?

Minus a few years for being in suspended animation due to Dark Phoenix shenanigans and being dead following Morrison. Also HoXPoX shaved a couple of years off the X-Men timeline, which makes everything very weird when you try to fit it in.

Yes, but the O5 started at 15-16

No thanks blacked whore

Doesn’t count. It was Nate’s cucked fantasies as the rest were in stasis.

Sorta. Hard canon is that Spider-Man debuted at age 15, and his current age is usually given as less than 30. Due to how Marvel didn't have a sliding timescale originally, differences in debut years for most of the 60s characters is usually treated as in-universe differences in debuts. X-Men debuted a year after Spider-Man, which would put the upper end of their timescale at 13 years; Hickman retconned all of X-Men history to have happened with ten years. Interestingly enough, given concurrent events, that means that everything after X-Force #1 would need to occur within 2 years without extensive retcons to both X-titles and the rest of the Marvel Universe.

Is Marvel being sexy again? IS THIS THE CONTENT THAT I SIGNED UP FOR??? IS THIS THE X-MEN THAT I USED TO LOVE???

I would like to agree with you but sadly that was the main Jean brainwashed and all the shenanigans that you want but still her so she is ruined now until they retconned that event

you haven't read Black Cat where she goes around practically naked? Or Conan? Star? Or really any book that isn't the same cropped image that gets shitposted over and over in here by the same autist?

Why does everybody pretend that this costume isn't terrible?

Because Yea Forums is full of cumbrains.

Oh it's terrible, Hickman likes it though because thighs.

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When has Blackcat even been naked in recent marvel?

in her book.

My first thought was "Will you help me defeat Carnage with Deathlok and the power of love?" before I realized this was don't stick your dick in crazy mean gene mutie machine.

She's just going to make Carnage gay for you. Are you a bad enough dude to get a symbiote robot dicking from a white trash serial killer to save America?

Imagine being Cable and having to deal with your father being a cuck and a faggot, and your mother being a whore. Poor dude.

Imagine finding out the woman who you think is your mother is actually just your dad's mistress who copied your real mother's memories of giving birth and loving you, and everyone pretends that's the same thing as being your mother because they're all friends with her and your dad, who ditched you and your real mother to play house with her resulting in a chain of events that led to them killing your mother.

Neverending comicbook universes are fucking trash

And then imagine finding your real mother is in a relationship with a teenage AU version of yourself.

>Why does everybody pretend that this costume isn't terrible?
Not everyone is as gay as you, user.

that's some next level momNTR

>take off the clothes and the boots
>take off the boots
No, she should wear thigh-high boots. Literally the only way to improve on that costume.

Nooooo keep the boots!

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Father being a cuck and mother being a whore......Damian and Cable can understand each other

Teen Cable porn game when?

>Your mom is hot
>Your dad is hot
>Your sister is hot
>Your real mom is hot
>Your "daugther" is hot
>Your stepmom is hot
>Your stepsisters are hots
>Your uncles are hot
>Your grandpa is hot
>You're hot
>Even your dog is hot

Man, House of Summer is a really good place!

>Man, House of Summer is a really good place!
Not when you've to see your father lease your mom to a guy that has tried to kill your whole family before.

Strictly speaking that would be finding out the adult AU version of yourself had an affair with an amnesiac woman who was technically his aunt.

get the fuck off my car Jean now, I need to sniff Kitty's class seat while it still warm.

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Wouldn't he be immune to mine reading thanks to his own powers?

He could attempt to block it.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but considering that Kitty debuted at age 13 in 1980, Jean was 24 during the Dark Phoenix Saga which ran in 1980, Jean's given chronological age is listed as 27 currently, and given that the entire X-timeline has been reduced to 10 years, wouldn't that mean that mean that Kitty Pryde is still a minor?

Cable it fucking the Cuckoo's in his new series, all five of them.

>Cable is now dating his dad's ex's kids
>who are also clones of his dad's ex
>who are also all bitches
>who are also a hivemind with what are essentially five different points of view
>who are also all powerful telepaths with a penchant for widely disproportionate retribution for petty reasons
Teen Cable isn't just sticking his dick in a fire, he's yeeting himself into an active volcano.

>Correct me if I'm wrong, but considering that Kitty debuted at age 13 in 1980, Jean was 24 during the Dark Phoenix Saga which ran in 1980, Jean's given chronological age is listed as 27 currently, and given that the entire X-timeline has been reduced to 10 years, wouldn't that mean that mean that Kitty Pryde is still a minor?
Marvel's sliding timeline essentially means that any direct references to a character's age between their debut and the present day have to be ignored. They may have intended Jean to be 24 in 1980, but the sliding timeline means she was younger.

Sophie and Phoebe are tolerable compared to the other three.

Yeah, but canonically Jean is currently 27 and the entire X-Men timeline is 10 years. That would mean Jean debuted at age 17. The Dark Phoenix saga occurs while Bobby is a sophomore in college and Bobby has always been listed as the youngest of the O5 (I think First Class had him at 16 but I'm not sure of its canonicity), so going by an assumption that Bobby was 19 during the DPS that would put Jean at 20 during that time period. Ergo, the oldest Kitty can currently be is 20.

>The Dark Phoenix saga occurs while Bobby is a sophomore in college and Bobby has always been listed as the youngest of the O5 (I think First Class had him at 16 but I'm not sure of its canonicity), so going by an assumption that Bobby was 19 during the DPS
This is the kind of age-specific detail the sliding timeline means you have to ignore. Don't overthink it, don't try to work out exactly how old a character was between their debut and now. Don't go full autist. Most of the O5 were 16-17 in UXM #1, and now they're 27. That's what matters. If sometimes someone mentions their age in an old comic, you just have to ignore it.

If Iceman is 25-26 now, him going to college in 1980 doesn't mean 40 years of comics must fit into 6 years while the first 20 years of Marvel fit into 4 years of Marvel Time, it means not every Marvel character who goes to college does so at the appropriate age and you shouldn't think about it too hard. Trying to tie pregnancies or the aging of babies in Marvel to real time will drive you insane.

It's not a matter of being autistic. It's a matter of them giving canon numbers then saying "but we're ignoring shit." The claim that Kitty Pryde, given that she debuted in-universe at age 13 several years after the X-Men debuted, could possibly still be a minor given the newly condensed timeline of the X-Franchise is not being autistic anymore than saying Jean is mentally in her mid-thirties because she spent 12 years mentally time travelling in the future to raise Cable, balanced by her losing a few years due to being in suspended animation and later deceased.

Kitty is legal. Dani Moonstar was introduced in New Mutants as 16 but in the second series was officially stated to be 21, so in 2004 Kitty would have been at least 18.

This
the final boss is evil old cable from an alt-universe and he's trying to NTR Jean so Teen cable has to fuck her first to save her.

Wait, if old Cable is trying to NTR Jean wouldn't that mean he's trying to fuck Cyclops and Wolverine?