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BUT YOU DREAM, Yea Forums
Jeremiah Rodriguez
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Jose Ramirez
Did the Silver Shields really look like this?
Liam Hall
YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ALL THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT DESTROY MEN!
Christopher Hughes
Christopher Lewis
YOUR SIMPLICITY LONG ENDED WHEN YOU TOOK WAIFUS AND 2D GFS, AND YOU HARDENED YOUR SOCIAL ISOLATION WITH MEMES AND SHITPOSTS! BECAUSE YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ALL THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT DESTROY NORMIES! DO YOU NOT SEE?
AND YOU, AS WELL AS I, KNOW, THAT AS THE YEARS DECLINE, AND THE MEMORIES STALE, AND ALL YOUR GREAT SHITPOSTS FADE, IT WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED YOU LEFT THIS THREAD IN THE ARCHIVES!
Samuel Richardson
Do you not see? And you, as well as I, know, that as the years decline, and the memories stale, and all your great victories fade, it will always be remembered, you left your king in Asia!
Juan White
was it gay?
Levi Murphy
So I'm not the only person that actually liked this?
Oliver Nelson
Theatrical Cut is dogshit but Ultimate Cut saves it
Colton Clark
There's no stronger bond than with another man
women will never experience this
Zachary Miller
We're tired of glory.
We want to see our 2D Waifus.
and lolis before we die.
I've got lolis I haven't even seen.
I want to see my lolis.
John Turner
Nope. For me its the Battle of the Hydaspes. Shame about that fuckawful filter though
Eli James
Where does he go?
Josiah Murphy
FOR I WILL GO ON!
WITH MY FELLOW REDDITORS![/SPOILER]
Andrew Gutierrez
>Here's your qt persian gf (male), bro
Lincoln Kelly
William Rogers
LMAO
Nicholas Sanchez
F for my boy Bucephalus
Jordan Stewart
>tfw you'll never be in a cavalry charge with Alexander
Tyler Rogers
Jack Moore
Asher Roberts
It was good. better than KoH and Troy imho
and I'm obviously talking about the ultimate cut
Jace Clark
I don't know your majesty.
Christopher Jones
anyone have a link to rewatch this?
Chase Morgan
only magnet
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Nathaniel Rodriguez
men of Yea Forums, we're going home
John Williams
Did he know?
Isaiah Reyes
Why didn't Alexander just send the Macedonians home and raise fresh levies/promote new commanders?
Benjamin Brown
Yes. In the film he receives a letter from his mother if memory serves right, him poisoning himself is to spite his generals who he knows were plotting against him.
His Macedonians/Existing Generals would be more experienced then freshly trained soldiers and commanders. Granted irl he was starting to implement foriegn troops into his army
Hunter Cox
>yfw it turns out he just got sick, wasn’t poisoned, and was embalmed alive
Benjamin Long
>you thickened your holdings with plunder.. and jewels...
Kevin Moore
Bucephalus actually survived all the crazy shit that Alexander did like leaping over an enemy phalanx.
Bucephalus died of old age
Dylan Watson
The scene left pretty clear he was aware something fishy was going on but he was tired after Hephaeston's dead and everybody in his inner circle wanted him dead. He could kill his generals like he already killed other conspirators but then what
Juan Fisher
Reminds me of this ending.
Robert Butler
Unironically muh OTP
Christopher Smith
>It's all so tiresome...
Ryan Richardson
>*blocks your path*
Jeremiah Bell
Austin Williams
Nope, saw Alexander when I was a youngster and thought it was alright, didn't hate it, but when I saw the extended edition I liked it a lot and got into an Alexander kick for a while.
Luis Ramirez
How many of those have you got, user?
Logan Scott
If most of his lines were historical accurate than he was very poetic in his regular speech
"BEHOLD YOUR KING! HE CAN'T EVEN GET FROM ONE SIDE TO THE NEXT!"
Aaron Nguyen
Jaxon Reyes
Don't stop user and thanks for the link
David Gonzalez
ny favorite
Colton Martin
It's in my top 10 films. I've seen all cuts and prefer the Director's Cut myself, although Ultimate is good too.
No and Plato would agree with me.
I love that battle.
Kino thread OP.
John Reyes
I remember watching a scene where he tells his guards to execute one of his men or something and honestly I thought it was a damn parody at that exact moment.
Anyone know what Im talking about?
Connor Sullivan
You mean after the speech or when he had his confrontation with cleitus?
William Rivera
>spends Successor Wars turtling in one of the most prosperous provinces outside Asia, which is easily defended to raise his incest-dynasty
Based
Jayden Long
Something about his costume looks really shitty and out of place. Like they spent 10 grand on each costume except his they got from the walmart halloween aisle for $7 on clearance sale.
Grayson Bennett
no the part where his mother or girlfriend is dying and they're in a bedroom.
Robert Taylor
>alcoholic
>not dressed like a shabby hobo
Pick one
Bentley Turner
When Heiphaistios dies. He orders the physician to be executed and he cries like a Sopranos extra lmao
Landon Howard
The film does get overdramatic at times. I see what the director was going for making it like a greek drama/tragedy and it works and doesn't work during the film
Hunter Cooper
Oh god I think its this, post it pls.
Lincoln Taylor
Farrell does overact at times and Jolie can be cringe but I still love the movie.
Nathan Barnes
The best character in the film.
Jose Wood
>when his accent slips
OI WE'VE GOT TA KILL THESE FECKIN' ENGL-I MEAN, PERSIANS
Benjamin Parker
I agree. I also at times appreciate the attention to detail such as the Greek Mercenaries in Gaugamela or foreign troops in Alexanders army
Anthony Miller
he already was, most of his army werent macedonian for some years before he died, but you still need some veteran troops to train and keep the sandniggers in line, the phalanx wont work well otherwise, and he also needed shock cavalry and the persians werent it
Xavier Howard
One user made a post about how underrated this movie (which it is, pure kino) a couple days ago and now there are multiple threads going up about it.
Has the fire started?
Zachary Perry
>Has the fire started?
The fire rises!
Owen Robinson
How can you, so young, compare yourself to Heracles?
Heracles did it by himself! Did you conquer Asia by yourself, Alexander? I mean, who planned the Asian invasion when you were still being spanked on your bottom by my sister? Was it not your father? Or is his blood no longer good enough?
Never would your father take barbarians as friends or ask us to fight with them as equals in war. Are we not good enough any longer? I remember a time when we could talk as men, strait to the eye, none of this scraping and groveling. I remember a time when we hunted, when we wrestled on the gymnasium floor. And now you kiss them? Take a barbarian, childless wife, and dare call her Queen?
Doesn't your great pride fear the gods any longer? This army's your blood, boy! Without it you're nothing!
What was I serving but to save your puppy life at Gaugamela? What if I left you to die in the dust?
Now look at you! Great Alexander! Hiding behind his guards! Are you too great to remember whose life was saved by me? I am more man than you'll ever be!
What a tyrant you are! Evil tyrant you've become, Alexander. You speak about plots against you? What about poor Parmenion? He served you well! Look how you repaid him! Have you no shame?
Dylan Myers
>Does your great pride not fear the gods any longer?
Josiah Jackson
start it at 3:30
Juan Wright
Nathan Wilson
>I SWEAR BY APOLLO-
>ESSSSSSSSSSSACUTE HIM!
Jonathan King
>EXECUTE HIIIIIIIIM
>nnnneeaaaahhhhh!!!
lmao
Isaiah Gomez
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nicholas Ramirez
William Cox
who was in the wrong here?
James Richardson
>getting reassigned to northern Afghanistan
I'd probably do the same 2bh
Ayden Nelson
how ungrateful. especially since he tried not to kill him
Chase Baker
Both were drunk so both are too blame granted Alexander a little more so as he had become a bit of a narcissistic cunt
Hunter Richardson
cleitus
Grayson Morgan
Alexander as soon as he left Egypt
Christian Parker
Afghanistan was pretty fucking comfy back then. It's a beautiful region fucked by the people living there.
Plus he would have had free reign as governor.
Wyatt Campbell
I haven't seen the other cuts but I really enjoyed the Revisited cut
>tfw no Angelina Jolie mommy who calls you her little Achilles
Michael Jackson
me on the right
Charles Ramirez
t-thanks user
Juan Collins
Me on the left
Connor Allen
I only watched this movie for her, post more please
Bentley Hall
>tfw more crazy monkey tribes
Easton Russell
Tone it down with the racism there, Craterus, we'll make upstanding Greeks out of these Indusians yet!
Brody Gray
i like it but still have a hard time with the potato nigger accents
Bentley Campbell
The Macedonians were to the Greeks what the Irish were to the English, though