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AZOR JAIME AZOR JAIME AZOR JAIME AZOR JAIME
RRROOOUUUAHHH
NEVER
WANTED
TO
LEAVE
1st for Bessie
Robert! Tell them I'm the true king. Tell them! AAAAGGGGGGGHHHH!
who is this damn it
Azor Jaime
Theon Ahai
First for queen of love and beauty
>i'm gonna need you to drop those pants, user
Show milkies
What did she mean by this?
WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT SHITE
Piss on that, Renly was my favourite.
>Stabby Snek edition
Nevermind Slut and Greedy Bitch. Whip Snek is best snek
Post all your Bobby Bs
When you make an edition you can make it revolving around whip girls with no lines or character
So you can post them on r/freefolk? I don't think so.
I'M BACK, CERSEI, YOU WHORE
GET READY FOR THE RUTTING OF A LIFETIME
>tfw you still see your Bobby created pictures being used
always feel bad for them being so happy to be cast on the biggest show on TV, surely to be their big break. If only they knew the raw deal they were gonna get
I find it interesting that Stannis is set up in the novels as a subversion of the "Evil Uncle" trope made iconic from stories like Hamlet and Richard III.
A envious younger brother who conspires to take the throne from his nephew
A dark lord living in an evil castle (with ghoulish gargoyles and spiky towers) in the middle of a stormy sea
Closest allies are a smuggler with connections to the criminal underworld, and a foreign witch who practices black magic, and kills his younger brother with that black magic
Sails with an army of pirates and mercenaries
and this is how the people of King's Landing see Stannis. but as we the reader know, Stannis is the righteous dutiful man, his golden 'nephew' is a sadistic bully born of incest, and Stannis really is the rightful king
bravo george, very cool
>breathes in
>grunts
>we will never get the ideal version of GoT in which Robert survives every season, gets roughly back in shape for a comeback redemption arc, and becomes Ahai with a flaming fucking hammer
Worst timeline
I have. And it was decided then that every snek thread shall henceforth revert to being a Whip Snek thread by default, regardless which specific Snek the thread presumably is dedicated to. I'm sorry you weren't here for that edition, but thems the breaks.
I could lick her tiddies for eternity
i dont want tits
I want based Tormund
I-It hurts
TARG FUCKIN SHITS
He wants the big woman
There's a fanfic that does some of that. Robb Returns, it's called.
>this pic
>that pic
Holy fuck did Bobby B have Kaioken and Super Saiyan powers?
It's fairly obvious that Jon is The Prince That Was Promised/Azor Ahai/etc. How do you think this will be revealed? Remember that TPTWP is prophesied to emerge beneath a red comet, "midst salt and smoke"
My personal belief is that in the next episode, Daenerys will be struggling on whether or not to believe Jon's claim that he is Aegon Targeryen. Toward the end of the battle Jon will be incinerated by the reanimated dragon the White Walkers control. The "salt" part is probably someone crying onto him, maybe Daenerys from above on dragonback. Anyway, Jon emerges from the fire naked and clearly a Targeryen, mirroring Daenerys' pyre moment. The comet appears overhead, marking Jon's fifth unwanted promotion: to the status of The Prince That Was Promised.
and thats why he is the best character
Who he would have killed? Wine?
IT'S NOT FAIR
IT WAS MINEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
get this reddit shit off my site
Anyone got that Cersei/elephant meme
NED
HAND OVER YOUR DAUGHTER
THEY SAY SHE LOOKS LIKE LYANNA
We're gonna lose him, for good this time lads. I'm not ready.
How do you feel the season has gone so far? Everyone I know thinks it's going great and don't have a single negative thing to say about it.
When did you realize his analysis is the only true analysis?
daario is euron is benjen
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING ELEPHANTS
Kiss the mysticism goodbye, are there any mysteries even left in this show?
>best snek
>feminist bullshit highschool-drama chink actor without any charisma
You failed the one true king, damnit!
I love that aaaaggghh posting is coming back
xth for strong women
imagine the smell
Just a season? Show became shit after season 3 and it's still shit.
Right here!
Also, "a song of ice and fire" (the song that The Prince That Was Promised / Azor Ahai is prophesied to appear with) could mean the living dragon(s) dueling with the dead dragon, which IIRC has ice breath now?
beware the fearsome dorne snakes
*ring ring*
nikolaj weighs 205 pounds, imagine how big it would be
>four more weeks of aaaaggggghhhhhposting
just AAAAGGGGHHHHH my shit up f.am
poor actresses never even had a chance
Oh yeah! Identical! Enjoy her, your Grace.
Episode 1 sucked. Episode 2 was good although with some reservations.
Her tits are too round. Look unnatural, they should have realistic shape.
CARVING A CAKE
BO-BOBBY PLEASE
RENLY. ANYONE.
ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE
P-PLEASE I'M ABOUT TO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
>tfw i just remembered Lysa is supposed to be thick as fuck with huge milkers constantly lactating in the books, she even smells like milk
the jews robbed us of this
Stop posting this webm. It defiles the name of the cutest snek and is therefore heresy.
>Alys Karstark
Who wins tho?
Put it on silent, Lannister!
how can one girl be this cute
>cut the scene where Lysa force breastfeeds Sansa
bunch of fags those D&D
>Lysa and Cersei are both described as having chewed up nips
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH
>Live fuckin' shits
WINE FOR THE PAIN LANCEAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH
proppa fookin' norvvin rose there, guv, most lads only get a crack at a lass like that once in a loiftime, more meat than one of yer poncy suvvin girls anyways
>cut out Sweetrobin breastfeeding from Sansa while she sleeps
COwards
It's actually played fairly straight, You're only sympathizing with him probably because you're sociopathic as well
azor bad pussy
what did jaime smell like in this scene?
>pawned my ugly daughter off on the King, what a mark
Cersei breastfed Jaime after each one of their children was born which is why her nipples are chewed up. Jaime got jealous that she spent more time nursing the kids than with him.
First for hyperChad Sir Charles Dance
More rime, your Grace?
Surrounded by Lannister fucking shits... their blonde hair and their smug, satisfied faces.
>'honorable' Ned
>lets thousands of people die in a war that didn't need to happen
>lets Bobby kill Raegar who was innocent
GET IN HERE WALKERS, WE'RE TELLING HOARFROST STORIES
Well I suppose my bowel movements are irregular
>"A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of a sheep."
is Martin sociopathic? he sympathises with Stannis
>Alys Karstark
user... I...
Finally read this chapter in the books. It's a lot more sad there
FETCH ME THE HOAR STRETCHER
he probably is
Leak not yet? If not when?
>You're rooting for the white walkers? B-but they're evil! You need to root for the good guys!
More milk, your Grace?
>18 year old tits
What does snake milk taste like?
Poisonous, yet worth it.
Milk with sand
YOUR MOTHER WAS A WIGHT WITH A FROZEN ARSE
Was she fucking stupid? Targs aren't immune to fire. Didn't Viserys ever tell her about summerhall?
reminder that her father had to watch her 18 year old daughter do this.
Xev?
I wish D&D had adapted Sansa's AFFC chapters. We missed out on kino scenes like this
>"Is the bad man gone?"
>He was gone.
>The thought echoed dully in Sansa's mind as Robert Arryn buried his face in her bodice. The last link to her life in King's Landing. Gone forever. And what did that leave her? Her cornered existence at the Red Keep was not something she'd miss...but life before King's Landing was even more distant. A dream veiled in smoke.
>Sansa felt lips against her chest. The little lord's shakes had begun to subside, but now he was teething at the thin cloth that concealed her breasts, a needy suckling that brought her back to reality.
>"Yes my lord husband. The bad man is gone." Somehow, she'd kept the tremble from her voice. Only a slight waver escaped, and she couldn't tell if it was despair or contempt that put it there. She put a hand through her quaking husband's hair, trying not to pull it from his scalp. Gods, she hated the wretched groping thing she had married. But her chest grew so SORE and there was no one else who-
>Oh Gods. Her breath caught. Sweetrobin hadn't waited for her permission. In an uncharacteristic display of lordliness, he had decided to claim his rights and pulled greedily at a swollen red teat. She shuddered in revulsion and pleasure, her body betraying her as palpable relief flowed from her chest with the mother's milk she shared with her husband.
>Sansa knew that in her heart, she had to accept it. She closed her eyes, hummed softly to her little husband, and forced down the thought: I am Lady Sansa Arryn.
so?
Absolutely based, OP.
also a reminder that Bronn's actor is older than her father
Fuck the iron seat and the red fortress.
Fuck WILDLINGS
Fuck NIGHT'S WATCH
Fuck Southrons from south of the wall.
Fuck tree-worshippers.
Fuck fire-worshippers.
Theres's only one type of gods that are worth making sacrifices to, the REAL gods
FUCK NIGGERS, KIKES TOO, but most of all FUCK JANNIES
Anyone not rooting for the Night King has no right to complain about the show.
The only way to fix Westeros is by killing all of its people.
Night King victory is the only proper way to end the show and Snow will either walk the WHITE or his whore that was promised, his family of wolf-bitches and all his disabled disney friends will get ICE'D
One way trip of king's road now, the most popular tour in the centuries, full course of collision and without regard to losses.
Fuck regard to human life, we're on the way to Bob's Landing, faggots.
Janny Snow can't stop that.
The Umbers joined him already
remember when you could actually have a decent discussion in /got/ threads instead of retards constantly spamming bullshit shitting everything up?
this didn't happen
no
based GRRM
literally never
"Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation
technically it did but she wasn't awake
you think he jacked off to it?
hi newfags, i see you weren't around from s1-s3
>Her father sees what his loins spawned
>"I did good....I did good"
based
I was. It was nonsense.
Just a couple slaps
remember when tony looked at uncle bens and had a panic attack?
>IF THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE SHOW I LIKE, GURM MUST HAVE DONE IT
>IF THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE SHOW I HATE, D&D MUST HAVE DONE IT
jesus girl why even wear a push up bra when your tits are already huge
No
Why didn't they build Dragonglass Spears instead of axes?
All you need is to poke them and they automatically die right?
post some kinvara lads, i need some of those
Based man
this except without a shred of irony
denial of reality is a sign of autism
Unironically true
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS
that spiral rune looks Aryan af
>Bronn was 34 when she was born
/ourguy/
Because if you miss you're fucked. It's called combined arms.
>getting paid to stare at a sexy Mediterranean teenager's perfect tits all day
Dragonglass bombs would be best in that case. One bomb could kill hundreds. Any tiny fragment of shrapnel = dead
I didn't mean a throwing spear
I've been here so long I personally started the "CG tits" memery from S1/2 on
Watch the episode again, they made a ton of generic spears with a dragonglass tip. Unsullied and some of the other forces will probably use them.
well I hope you're proud of yourself you dick
Even a normal spear. If you thrust wrong and miss you're fucked and the enemy is right on you and you need a close-in weapon.
post the webm where cersei kisses tyene, hottest moment by far
I am
>This is a solid 10/10 in the United kingdom
Absolutely based
>post some kinvara
Looking that up now, a few paragraphs into the second chapter. Seems to be more based on the presumption of Robb Stark being sent back.
White Walkers = nomads
White Walkers are the superior civilization with far superior ice weapons.
They have milk skin and blue eyes.
This is race war, faggot.
Was it his death that signaled the beginning of the decline?
Except that the white walkers are just zombies with weapons.
They aren't going to dodge you
AAAAAAAGGHHHH THIS IS ALL I WANT
to be Sansa here
>implying Dumb & Dumber ever read Hamlet
You are 100% correct. Guy lives on a spooky seaside castle, closest "friends" are a criminal and a witch, only daughter is supposedly a little monster.
Then as you read it hits ou, he's actualy one of the coolest people alive, the monster is actualy a sweet little girl. And dont ven get me started with renlyy, guy was an asshole, in the books its explained he was dancing with brienne to mock her, it was a bet he made with some of his friends, and she never found out so he idolized him and didint realize he was into men. They wrote stannis on the show as the sheriff of nothingham, the way the writers portrayed him was so absurdly detached from th ay he is portrayed in the books was mind blowing. It legit made me consider the possbility that the writers have some learning disability, it was truly astounding how they could be so stupid.
>visits summer islands once
>gets blacked, literally.
White Walkers are not zombies.
wut?
Who will crown me queen of love and beauty?
The King of all Chads
that seems like such a safe place to do that. goddamn bitches are stupid
You don't want that.
think he boinked her IRL?
i meant to say the Wights. which is like 99% of the Night King's army
i disagree, pls continue
>playing ck2 as king tywin
>marries jaime to ashara and cersei to oberyn
>cersei cucks oberyn with jaime
stupid whore
Lena Headey's been fucking Jerome Flynn, Pedro Pascal, Hafthor Bjornsson, Sean Bean and Moon Boy for all I know
I heard you like dragons...
So how did the white walkers come to be in the books? Are they gonna be their own race in the same right as the andals, first men etc with their own culture? Or are they really just gonna be mindless undead army like the show
2019.
I am forgotten.
Would still bang
>those tits
How is that even possible? Virgin here, is that an extreme abnormality or do tits actually come in that variety?
They're an allegory for the oppression of PoC/trans/non binary/disabled folks around the world.
Why wasn’t Brandon in the flashbacks with Ned, Lyanna, Benjen and Rickard?
Also yeah Cordy got disgusting, wonder what D&D did to that poor girl.
Watching season 5 for the first time
Bad tits are common, user. You just don't see it because you're raised on porn and so nearly all you see are girls who are willing to show their tits (being a virgin and all...). Black girls in particular have these kind of tennis-ball-in-a-tube-sock kind of bad tits. With stretch-marks, too.
>16 years ago
Why do women age? Why is god punishing us all with this shit?
SAVE ME, GREYWORM!
It's like they went out of their way to cast the ugliest actress they could. Disgusting.
This guy walks up to you, slaps your girl on the ass and starts asking for her favour.
What do?
Ask for his credentials
classic
Marry Cersei to Ramsay and find out what happens.
tits like that are fucking disgusting. they need a round base to have good shape, with eyelid bases like those have they're just floppy pancakes.
Bend the knee to this fine young female (male)
This was actually a body double
rank the Best Assholes:
Ramsey
Fookin Legen'
Tywin
Oddly accurate drawing
I tell him he made a big mistake by picking a fight with a gamer
A E G O N
E
G
O
N
Joffrey isn't top 3?
He was just a brat
ALL TARGS MUST DIE
Kit Harrington is such a silly looking weirdo
Harry Lloyd should have played Jon
The show took a kamikaze nosedive when Lord Tywin Chadister was killed off. He single handedly carried the show.
>Egg, I dreamed I was old
Why did they make a manlet the fated hero of the show?
*punches you in the guts*
*grabs your girls ass*
*lays his arms around her*
Peasant, when talking to your ruler you refer to him as "mylord".
Do you have any more daughters?
*tightens grip around your girls behind*
God that black girl is so cute
>silly looking weirdo
You're literally gay if you wouldn't fuck him.
Because manlets are usually better leaders and talented so its more realistic
Did he know about Jonny????
>this mini castle is the last hope for humanity
what is this mankind for ants? One tree fills like 10% of the area and it's filled with 3rd world immigrants. (((Cersei))) planned this all along.
If you have pictures of dudes and even notice male attractiveness ypure a fucking homo
They're just tryhards.
Rhaeagar and Aemon wrote letters to each other so it,s possible but it think that if he knew he would have said something. A Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing.
Leave the Night King to me
No homophobia please
Daniel Radcliffe: 5'5
Elijah Wood: 5'6
Mark Hamill: 5'7
Kit Harington: 5'8
heroes are manlets
One girl that let me suck on her tits had those small tits going one in each direction and inverted nipples.
I AM OBARA SAND
I'm 8 inches taller than he is. I need a big powerful man if I'm going to allow my bottom to be befuddled. So for me, it's Rory
A hole is a hole, just don't ask me to hold hands in public with a hamplanet.
if only i were a manlet... i would get so much pussy...
Well some have and others have tis the roll of the dice
The Tywin and Arya scene in Harrenhal was the best thing they've changed from the books
those two are by far the best girls in the show
>inverted nipples
Are you sure it wasn’t a girl (boy)?
They did. That was the point, she was supposed to be a homely girl.
just so you know d&d considered ramsay for jon before they cast kit....both iwan and kit have the same height
Based and Rorypilled
*laughs in benevolent amusment*
See you at the tower of the Falcon, weapons will be your choice. In the meantime you should start training, just as I'll train all night.
*shares a lustful smile with your girlfriend*
*pinch her butt*
*she moarns in surprise and pleasure*
See you at sunrise, enjoy your last day on this earth.
*Picks up your girlfriend and rides away*
Kill yourself faggot
Gave her a flower
*ahem*
hot damn, she used to be so fine. what happened, bros?
>her dad beat her after Theon left
>More wine your...g-graces?
I like the girl on the right sneaking a tit glance.
Every single one of them is a faggot.
Based
>Cersei's children get older
>Gilly's baby doesn't age a day at all
Why is this allowed?
Ah fuck yeah, that means he's going to have to kill Dany to bring forward lightbringer. Fucking finally. That's what Georgie meant with "bittersweet", but it will just be sweet justice for her upsetting the balance of every city she travelled to.
LMAO
And
>"...god damn it"
Since A Dance with Dragons was released, GRRM has had 20 books published.
>The Wit and Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister
>The Princess and the Queen
>The Rogue Prince
>The World of Ice & Fire
>The Ice Dragon
>A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
>The Sons of the Dragon
>Fire & Blood
>Down These Strange Streets
>Old Mars
>Dangerous Women
>Rogues
>Old Venus
>Wild Cards XXI: Fort Freak
>Wild Cards XXII: Lowball
>Wild Cards XXIII: High Stakes
>Wild Cards XXIV: Mississippi Roll
>Wild Cards XXV: Low Chicago
>Wild Cards XXVI: Texas Hold 'Em
>Wild Cards XXVII: Knaves Over Queens
>Gilly's baby doesn't age a day at all
Did you even watch Season 7?
It's become a toddler with blonde hair.
>seed them
W-what does she mean b-by this?
>still a baby
Corporate media apologists are pathetic
Post STANNIS one
What woman do these awesome tits belong to?
what characters do you think "made the 8" besides Bobby?
Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is Dunk & Egg, right?
Why does she look like even more of a cow these days?
Siri. And don’t ask me why I know that.
Renly
Euron
Oberyn
>Ah fuck yeah, that means he's going to have to kill Dany to bring forward lightbringer.
Probably...
He had that dream in the books about fighting wights with a red sword.
That seen with margery and tommen naked in bed was done with a body double for margery right?
I doubt it
>GRRM has had 20 books published.
And no Winds of Winter or Dream of Springs.
why would it be?
this woman is gorgeous
>that unabashed zoom in on her tits
It was a dialogue between the two proper actors, not a sex scene, you idiot.
George "Ramming Ratchets" Martin.
Littlefinger
Syrio Forel
Meryn Trant
The Fookin Legend
you disgust me
>done with a body double for margery
yes because they didn't want tommen's actor puking when he sees her terrible fucking tits.
Cersei
Haha ok but you dont think she was actually naked right? They probably did some cgi work or some other movie magic lol
One note.
FUCK DA VINCI
she does a lot of sex scenes so i doubt it.
THE MORE SHE SHAT
Based, true, and handsome.
Two warbirds have appeared on our scanners, Captain
She's eating better then when she was at Crasters
>Westerlands: Jaime and Lancel
>Stormlands: Bobby B
>Iron Islands: Euron
>Crownlands; Osmund Kettleblack
She still has half the kingdom to go
Yo those be some nice tids tho
I was referring mostly from Season 3 to 5
>Littlefinger
LF definitely was a virgin.
The Fookin Legend probably never left King's Landing.
She looks like that SNL girl.
Oh, forgot Taena Merryweather, that's the Reach too, I guess
oh?
You're gay if you wouldn't fuck half of those women
>Daniel Portman, the actor best known for playing the faithful squire Podrick Payne on Game of Thrones, has revealed he has been sexually assaulted by fans obsessed with his character.
>“I’ve been grabbed by so many… like the amount of like older, older women who are very...” Portman told Esquire, making a grabbing gesture with his hand.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK SHE WILL NEVER BE MY WIFE WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
So what leaks have actually been confirmed and aren't just hearsay?
RAISE SHIELD
>Make dumb joke about Pod being great at sex
>Roasties believe it
Why couldn't she have gotten nude when she was actually not skeletal like this
>The Fookin Legend
Karl, of House Tanner
The First of His Name
The Legend of Gin Alley
Legend of Meeren,
Legend of the Andals
And Rhoynar and First Fooking Men
Legend of the Seven Kingdoms
Legend of the Realm
Legend of the Great Grass Sea
Fooker of Chains, Drinker of Skulls
And Call-Outer of Ballsack-Looking Cuntfaces.
His death was the lamest and fakest thing ever.
Snowflake was defeated by him and that fucking whore with the kitchen knife wouldn't do shit, nor would he have actually cared.
D&D are retarded hollywood Jews, worse than whatever the fook Schneider and Rogan were.
Rest in Mormont skulls, our Legend, gone to soon.
Do people talk about how chunky Podrick got?
Littlefinger has been pumping Lysa for decades, completely making a cuck out of Jon Arryn
What is the got prequel going to be about?
Ygritte is supposed to be skinny as fuck
I believe in the book Sansa hears them from her bedroom
dabid looks high as fuck
>Call me small one more fucking time
The Long Night
New Thread:
They even put that in the show
The only snek without a nude scene :(
with the NK and threat beyond the wall, there will be no need for a nights watch
what will westeros do with all of their rapists, murders and grotesques?
>Implying she didn't do it with Oberyn
>Implying she didn't do it with Petyr
>Implying she didn't do it with Jory
>Implying she didn't do it with stable boys from all of the kingdoms
I actually know exactly what he's talking about. Some older women know absolutely no boundaries and think it's perfectly okay to just touch you wherever they want. And we're not just talking about sneaky groping, it can happen in public in full view of family and friends. In retrospect there were a couple of instances as a teenager that I can't believe they got away with.
New Thread:
It's a requirement to get naked on Game of Thrones, unless for explicitly sexual scenes.
You barely even saw her naked, she put on a dress mid-conversation.
Look up the background stuff and production yourself, retard, it only takes a browser and a brain.
not what I said
I'm actually looking forward to this. Everyone wants a Robert's Rebellion spin-off but we already know what happens there. The long night makes me more curious because it was mostly based in legend.
Did someone mention cake m'lord?
Do women's tits get sore even when they're not knocked up?
Raiden. He reminds me of MGS2 Raiden.
>jaime is a prince
>he and the rest of the lannister forces were promised by Cersei to fight the NK
>jaime is a prince who was promised
During their period they get sore.
>playing as Rhaegar in Bobby's Rebellion
>Mom dies of depression, Aerys ends up marrying Cersei
>they have 3 kids, 2 girls that are actually Aerys legit kids and one secret bastard with a literal who
>Viserys dies, Tyrion dies, Rhaegar's son dies of disease, Lyanna only has fucking girls so the secret bastard ends up inheirting Casterly Rock and the Iron Throne
Thankfully I could keep the bloodline legitimately Targ by having the secret bastard marry one of Rhaegar's girls.
This, hell when Lysa finally snaps she even talks about how Hoster made her abort LFs baby.
Ya apparently it was cgi cuz the actor was too young and she felt uncomfortable haha
he was in his 20s
Nope. It was cgi
she wasn't even shown naked