Thoughts?

worth non-existence

Yea at least a few Super Bowl winners and a few triple crown winners.

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1 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3
3 sucks, turned it from a Time Travel movie to
>LOL ITS JUST LIKE A WESTERN!

put your lips right here, buddy

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The ending of Back to the Future 1 really messed up the second movie. The first Back to the Future movie was never meat to have a sequel to it. So that ending with the Doc taking Marty and Jennifer to the future to save their unborn kids was a throw away ending. The "To be continued" text was added to the home video release, because Universal really wanted a sequel. Doc taking Marty to the future never made any sense. It goes against what he said about meddling with time. And why change an event that wouldn't happen for another 30 years, anyway? But that plot point does get resolved rather quickly to make room for Biff Tannen alternate 1985 storyline. Also, Biff really was playing a game of 4D chess, since time is the forth dimension.

But when you really get down to it, Biff Tannen was really the main character of Back to the Future 2, and not Marty. The movie starts with "cucked" Biff watching a flying DeLorean take off into the sky in 1985. It then shows old Biff and his grandson, Griff. Old biff then helps 1955 Biff to create a new alternate future for himself. If you look at it as a Biff movie, it's pretty good with a few rough spots. Not perfect, but not a terrible sequel either.

Back to the Future 3 is really Doc Browns story. As it mostly revolves around him and woman named Claira.

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1 >> 2 >>> 3 in that order. First one is the best one.

Back to the future had a great theme

1 > 3 > 2

Kino trilogy

How did Doc build the Time Train? He could barely scrape together that nigger-rigged vacuum tube time circuit in the '50s, let alone a whole new flux capacitor AND the ability to generate 1.21 jiggawatts in cowboy times.

The one moment of pure kino in the movie.
Maybe I should try watching it again

No, because that would have made him disappear. Pay attention, numbnuts.

The just remember a year of pro sports champions and parlay the bets. Done deal.

>No, because that would have made him disappear. Pay attention, numbnuts.

OK, so let's say Marty disappeared by having sex to his Mom... like, he created his own time paradox... Would Biff still have barged into the car because he wanted to punch Marty's head in and just find Lorraine on her own? Wouldn't he just rape her without Marty intervening? But then again, George would probably still show up to know Biff out.

He does the Bill and Ted thing where he uses the time machine go back to before 1855 to bury useful items for him to find in 1855, such as plutonium and electronic parts... from there, he goes to 2015 to add more shit to the train to modernize it.

Do you think Doc ever went into the future to see how he died? Do you think he'd attempt to change it, or even try and become immortal by stealing technology from the future? Do you think he went back in time to replace Clara with a younger, hotter version of her every time his current one got too old?

BttF1 time travel narrative is fairly straight forward... BttF2 was pants on head retarded:
>Instead is just giving Marty info on the fucking stupid shit his kid does so he could correct it preemptively “hurr lets go to the future and fix it but come back to the same fucking timeline where Marty Jr could eventually end up the same fucking way!”
>Biff changes reality, in 1955 and returns to 2015... yet 2015 is still the same 2015 that he started out at. George McFly is still alive.
>when they go back to 1985 it’s suddenly alternate timeline...
>leave Jennifer in alternate 1985... and go to 1955 to stop the almanac. Doc says “It’s ok, when we fix it and get back, she won’t remember a thing!” Marty finally makes it back to 1985 and Jennifer remembers everything...

I loved all three growing up, still do. I have a newfound appreciation for 3 as an adult.

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>what are you a chicken?

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too white

>>Instead is just giving Marty info on the fucking stupid shit his kid does so he could correct it preemptively “hurr lets go to the future and fix it but come back to the same fucking timeline where Marty Jr could eventually end up the same fucking way!”

Yep, definitely one of the stupidest points in the movie. But this was an issue from the ending of the first movie. Zemeckis wrote himself into a corner, which is why the Marty Jr. storyline gets wrapped up within the first act. Zemeckis was probably like: "Fuck it!, at least it will have a cool hover board chase".

>>Biff changes reality, in 1955 and returns to 2015... yet 2015 is still the same 2015 that he started out at. George McFly is still alive.
>>when they go back to 1985 it’s suddenly alternate timeline...

Yeah, this is a confusing mess. I think there was some deleted scene showing old man Biff disappear from time when he returns to 2015. But that doesn't explain why the timeline still exists.

>>leave Jennifer in alternate 1985... and go to 1955 to stop the almanac. Doc says “It’s ok, when we fix it and get back, she won’t remember a thing!” Marty finally makes it back to 1985 and Jennifer remembers everything...

I never thought about this one. But this is a good catch. Maybe the Doc was wrong? But then again, the line "She won't remember a thing" is out of character for Doc Brown. Marty and Doc sure do remember all the alternate timelines they were in. Marty changed his own timeline and he still seems to remember a timeline where his dad was a loser. Why would Jennifer forget the alternate timeline she was in?

Can’t wait for Disney to buy the right and Star Wars it up

>Martina McFly-Hernandez a proud brown woman grand daughter of Marty has a law degree from Yale, is a neurosurgeon and also has a PhD in Math from Princeton, but can’t find a job because of patriarchy.

>Marty died, she inherit everything from him. Turns out, he collected the remains of the now destroyed time-traveling car but never managed to get it back together because he’s too dumb. In 5 minutes, Martina puts it all together. Better, she actually improves Doc design, being a woman and all.

>She then go to xhir best friend, a trans bald black women to concert on the best course of action, in the background the tv is on with a speech a tRump.
They decide to use the machine to destroy racism at its root : kill Hitler to prevent tRump to be elected

When in doubt, fuck.

In the second one, they go back even further to avoid colonization, when they come back, Wakanda is a thing and black panther comes to personally thank them.

They all proceeds to have sex, a sex scene with full penetration shown on scene for 15 minutes. The movie was marketed for children.

In the third one, they decide to settle the CIS problem, they go back to Herod the great and convince him to kill all cis.
When they come back, the world has achieve a level of civilization they thought was impossible. Without toxic cis interference, humanity (or womanity actually) manage to get to the moon in the second century and cure all disease by the 5 century as well as getting to world peace.

The movie ends with Kathleen Lenedy breaking the fourth wall and urging children of all ages to change sex and the announcement of a scholarship where your fees are all paid if you change sex.
Then people clap

comfy af

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top KINO
never to be remade or rebooted
all is right in the world

>Disney to buy the right
the only reason why reboot is not happening is because zemeckis owns the rights. and has the the money, he doesn't need more.

Time will come user, Disney will own every IP

T H I S

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

zemeckis already makes movie for the mouse. unless disney literally becomes the government, they can't do shit.

1 > 3 > 2

>Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
It literally never is. It's always in context which makes it into a symbol of either power or sex.

Disagree.
Context is nothing but a tool of white suprematist to make up excuses (see pewdiepie MO)

Some SHIT taste in this thread.
2>1>

Ill never accept the fact that neither of Martys parents ever thought “Who does our son remind you of? I swear he is the spitting image of the guy who got us together.”

Also, has anyone ever seen “Doc Brown Saves the World” short where he goes back to the future and erases hover cars and Mr Fushion ? (Which would obviously erase BTTF 2&3)

Yeah when I watched this as a kid I thought of the 50s as like an unimaginably long time ago. Like another planet. But being older I realised they only go back 30 years from 1985 which is really not that long a time

Fucking right? I was born in 84. We're about as far away from the 80's now as we were from the 50's when we were born.

To add to that, Marty actually only goes back to 13 years before he was born, why is he so amazed about everything?

I mean, I was born in 1984. While I remember the late 80's most of my childhood is the 90's. 1971 would probably be a lot different for me as a teenager.

Is the dad's favourite movies thread?

Because he couldn't believe he'd actually traveled back in time? Remember his shock when he picks up a discarded newspaper from the trash

It's not so much the timespan as much as it is the amount the world has changed in the meantime.

The one difference is that Marty left him with the hoverboard. He was probably able to cannibalize it for parts or at least exotic materials not available before.

Quality autism post.

Third one is weaker. Made the DeLorean a famous car instead of fading into obscurity.

I always felt sorry for Biff. He was a jerk in high school but they could have made him and George friends in the end, rather than give him this stooped over master/slave relationship with Biff endlessly polishing cars for 50 years thing they ended up with

wouldn't be the first time

Biff was kind of a violent rapist (almost rapist?).

>yfw you were the real butthead all along
Biff is a rapist.

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So was everyone in the 50s

Despite what feminists will tell you, no, everyone wasn't just out raping women in the 50's.

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Based biff

I don't blame you for mistakenly thinking 2 > 3. It's very tempting, especially since I don't like Wild West settings.
So lets break it down giving 2 the benefit of the doubt and starting with the setting.

At the beginning of part 2 we're in a neat 2015 future, but if that's what you love about the movie, you'll end up disappointed because we really only spend enough time there to date the movie with it's future predictions before shifting to alternate 80's. A dystopian setting that I don't imagine most people think of when they think BttF. But hey, maybe you love the unique feel and commentary of the dark '85. Well too bad, because we're off to rehash the exact same 50's set from part 1 again.

If I could label Bttf2 with any one word, it would have to be "inconsistency". This goes much further than in inconsistent setting.
Right from the start of the film, we pick up where part 1 left off, with Doc Brown's return to warn Marty and Jennifer, and take them with him. This must be serious, after we know how much this man values the preservation of the timeline. Sure, he did get learn some flexibility with Marty's note, but that turned out to be a matter of life and death. So what is it now? Their son getting arrested.
Really? As it turns out Marty's first guess of "do our kids turn out to be assholes?" isn't far off the mark.
So instead of trying any less extreme solution, like maybe better parenting, the Doc takes the both of them to the future.
And why bring Jennifer along because "it concerns her too" just to knock her out and leave her behind as soon as they get there. Her presence does nothing but threaten the existence of the entire universe, as Doc Brown himself later explains. This is not the same Emmit Brown we know from part 1. Sure, some of his new attitude could be attributed to character development, but not this complete 180 degree turn in decision making.
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massively overrated 8/10 it was ok movies

fpbp

Now, if I just spend this whole time talking shit about part 2 it won't prove anything, so lets move to 3.

BttF 3 is a movie about the best character in the franchise. Doctor Emmett Brown.

Marty works well as the everyman that the audience can relate and have super-science explained at, but Doc Brown is the man who invented time travel.
This is a motherfucker who was conning Lybian terrorists over a WMD deal. No one can read what I just typed and tell me honestly that they don't want to know more about this man.
Part 3 shifting the focus to his actions, his desires, and his love story, with Marty more just along for the ride now than before, is great.

And if anyone still needs any more evidence after that, Part 1 and 3 give us sexy Mcfly relatives for Marty to wake up to, while Part 2 gives us J. Fox in drag instead.

Honestly, I'd just be happy that it was a sequel and not a reboot.
Granted, I'd prefer a sequel focused on Jules and Verne (that's one thing the cartoon got right over the Telltale game).

Truthfully why would they care that Marty looks like Calvin Klein from high school? They were both long out of high school when they had Marty.

>that feel when you will never ride the Universal Studios BttF attraction again

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Sounds pretty cool, what was it like?
t. Europoor

And the toxic masculinity! Too horrendous!!1

So does the hydrator not make the metal tray hot?

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8/10 by today's Hollywood standards is superb quality.

Sadly this.

Because metal can't get wet, duh.

Martys' daughter in Bttf2 was cute.

here's the preshow
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The first 12 minutes or so just plays randomly on screens throughout the line. The line itself was great too. You walk into the "instittute" just past where they have a model of the time train (possibly one of the real props from the movie. Universal Studios was cool about that). While walking through the institute and getting to the ride, you see variety of cool props. Stuff like replica hoverboards, and those weird future Pepsi bottles, along with other inventions they made up. The second half of that (when the Doc himself shows up and starts talking to you) plays in a waiting room just before getting into the ride.

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The ride is just a car on hydraulics that moves moves around to simulate the flying you see on during the show.
I remember one of the first times I rode I was in the back seats, and I turned around to see what was behind us. only to see a bunch of other cars looking at the same show. They must've done several at once looking at the same screen, and we must've been in the front car. You'd never notice otherwise, because all the walls are up when you enter the car, and they're pretty far apart after it starts.
The ending of that video also misses out on an extra bit of dialogue from Doc Brown that plays over the speakers telling you to hurry out, or you'll see your past selves entering (that would be the next group they send in for the next show).

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Amazing they didn't make a fourth one just for the sake of raping the franchise.

>daughter

Damn now I'm jelly I never saw it, I loved these kinda rides as a kid.
Thanks for your report user, A+.

Is this a weird thing where, because BTTF2 Biff was intentionally modeled after Donald Trump, that the russian troll farmers are now pushing this sympathy narrative for Biff in the BTTF films?

I gotta say ruskies, weak sauce.

Slight correction, I just watched through the pre-show, and I think the part you actually have to watch in the waiting room doesn't start until the last 4 minutes of that first video (the last "please stand by").
That video is actually an interesting watch for me, because I never saw it all at once. You might catch a bit of it on one screen, and than another bit later on a different screen in line. On the rare occasions that the line is moving fast enough, you might not have seen much of it until the end.

This. I'd be fucking pissed if a reboot was announced.

he also had more than a week to work on it

This just in, all female reboot starting Dailey Ridley as Martina McFly

Nah, she's too white. A proper modern reboot would make her black and probably trans too

Doc's kids would have absolutely the coolest lives of any fictional characters ever.

>dad movie
holy shit are you 10 years old ?

The only thing Biff did wrong was exactly what Marty was going to do but never get the chance

>Biff was kind of a violent rapist (almost rapist?).

He was totally going to rape Lorraine, but was interrupted by George McFly. But you know, 1950's.

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