Connected (2020) Official Trailer

ah, the 21th century, infinite possibilities to create infinite stories, for everyone!

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it's all so tiresome

The only thing I hate about the trailer. What movie started this awful "Adjective" trend?

So, it's the Itchy and Scratchy land episode of The Simpsons

Tangled I think.

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Before that we had Cars and Up. Not exactly adjectives, but not proper nouns.

I'd watch a movie about adjectives. Their hopes, dreams and lives inside the dictionary. Make adverbs the main villains.

"Cars" is a proper noun, dumbass.

It's a ploy by the jews to make you think of their products by slowly creating a movie out of every word so you can not have a conversation without one being brought up by accident. Boycott any movie that doesn't have at least two words for the title.

>American Lampoon's 21st Century Advertiser-friendly Vacation.

I bet it'd be like the emoji movie.

>It's a ploy by the jews to make you think of their products by slowly creating a movie out of every word so you can not have a conversation without one being brought up by accident. Boycott any movie that doesn't have at least two words for the title.

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They WHITED A Goofy Movie + I, Robot?

>user hates adverbs
This is funny to anyone who's watched Schoolhouse Rock.

>god we're so distant from each due to technology
Eh it's been overdone a lot in shows. Visuals look nice but that kid's voice is really bothering me

Yes it is

CELL PHONE BAD

Every title is a proper noun. On their own "car" or "cars" would just be nouns otherwise

Why does it infuriate you so much?

I watched this on mute but the thing that most stood out to me is how unbelievably Jewish this family is. Look at those noses.

And of course.

>Boomer Comic: The Movie

It's an unoriginal premise that's been done to death already

I don't like the look of drawn faces on CG characters.
The plot is ageism-baiting trash.
Lastly I don't like any of the characters from this trailer that appears to spoil the vast majority of the movie.

so? novelty doesn't exist. Why does this in particular make you so loud? Why not talking animals world? Why not ethnic princess of the year?

Name 20 movies

They should have called the movie: BOOMER.

>Disney: Technology is a wonderful thing that can do so much! It can allow us to help others. Or create new forms of art and entertainment!
>Sony: Technology bad! Ugna bunga! *drinks monster*

The dad is so fucking hot

>lgbt people: exist
>you: it's all so tiresome, they should all just disappear

So this is a movie, Bob Chipman will hate.
... kinda sold.

a negligible entity so rare you lived a whole life without meeting one in real life doesn't suddenly become mendatory in media because they spam every social media with nonsense.

>lived your whole life

You haven't lived your whole life, user. Don't give up, yet.

No interest.

Something about this movie's plot feels like it's two different movies combined but the producers didn't really knew how to cram everything in.

Plus I find the main girl character's talent questionable if it implies that she's attending a filmaking school in California.

>you haven't been alive in your life, only the parts I will validate first
Ok, there's power trips, and there's being a batshit insane fucking fanatic. What the fuck is going on in this board holy shit.

>caring what MovieBlob thinks ever

Boomers and Sony shills took over.

literal shill

It looks cool, but Mitchells vs Machines is a way WAY better title than connected.

>the pixar roadtrip one
Which one?

I bet you only watch cartoons to bitch about the homos.

The plot seems pretty inconsistent. Why does the teenage girl have a lizzie McGuire effect going but not the rest?

A better and more fitting title would be “Boomers vs Technology”.

>snoy

>THIS IS YOU
always boil down to your obsession with tribal wars. always. Like a machine.

Can't it just be a rainbow, because she's artistic, and girly, and rainbows are a pretty way to reference the light spectrum?

why did i never see anyone mention it's Lord and Miller?

Honestly, it looks like it could have been kinda great without the whole robot angle...

Probably a horror movie desu.

>a negligible entity so rare you lived a whole life without meeting one in real life
Sheltered whitoid lmao

exactly

It's Lord and Miller so they've won my good will, and it at least looks more interesting a roadtrip movie than Onwards.

From the trailer it looks like it's going to be about meeting in the middle, with the dad learning to embrace the positive aspects of technology.

Are the mom and daughter supposed to be spics?

> Mom

Isn't that Rosie is Rose?

> Dad

And that's the s-o-y face guy. He even has the beady eyes.

by now i don't even care about basedboys and onions accessories anymore. this movie looks bland as fuck, to the point it would bomb because of it

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>Lord and Miller
My bad, they're producing.
Still, them teaming up with two GF fall writers is still promising.

They aren’t writing. They are “producing” which is Hollywood speak for they allowed their names to be put on the movie to attract dumb simps like you who think they wrote it.

"You know, you could experience things a whole lot better without that camera"

>HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

>going to art school
no.