/got/ How To Win The War Edition

Why can't they push bran on his wheelchair to kings landing and lure the night king and his frozen faggots behind them and sling shot bran into the city with a catapult and make him escape again quickly with the help of the dragon and once the night walkers are trapped inside, someone ignite cerceis wildire.
2 enemies at once


Post your war strategies and show some war faces

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Time is a flat circle. Killing bran turns him into the night King and the cycle starts all over.

Here's another solution...
Take king slayer ser jamie hostage, put him in cage and let the dothraki and their horses pump him with aids then send him back to cercei..pass her the aids..take cercei in hostage since she's weak and present her to night king as the night queen and make them pull back

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why not just spread gun powder all over winterfell and the moment the undead come just light it up

I hope they don't pull a Lost.

>Bran
>Brann
>Bronn

Discuss

So every NK was a stark before and they come to pass it on the next chosen one ?
But i think that jon will be the next NK and bran still the three eyes raven

why can't the army of the dead just encircle winterfell for the year or two it takes for the humans to starve to death then move south.

>the night king kept sending three eyed ravens after me

did they even fucking read the shit at all holy shit

How likely is it that the messiah turns back again ?

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Because they only have 4 episodes left.

so what's the fuckin point?

that's simply a mark of the children of the forest.

I think they will use wildfire. They'll lose the battle of winterfell and be forced to retreat, the Night King will then march onto Kings Landing and bran will use his visions of the past to tell the mad king to plant wildfire under the city. They'll blow up Kings Landing. Destroying the Night King and the city in one.

I hate how important bran is to the story and he's a complete autist asshole with no personality.

That image is fake.

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Life is suffering. You can't escape death. It's about the journey. Live. Love. Laugh. Dance like nobody is watching.

Wait..how ?
Mad kings ghost will plant the wildfire ? I mean he's dead

This might be so, it would also explain why the mad king went mad

Like how he made hodor retarded as a kid

Holy shit... Were did you steal this theory? It sounds absolutely plausible and I know for a fact you didn't come up with it.

>frozen faggots

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that was so retarded ffs

So at the end, there were be no Iron Throne left to sit at all...

why dont they just fly the ring to kings landing?

Shooped

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nigga they used it all to blow up the sparrow faggot and everyone in that chapel

But if he uses Aerys to plant wildfire in the past, wouldn't that put the wildfire there in the present? The purpose of Bran's power is really poorly explained in the show and it makes no fucking sense so at this point they can just do whatever the fuck they want with it.

I’m pretty sure that’s not what he said.

>Bran wargs people through time
>They go mental.
>Single minded
>Hodor: Hodor! (Hold the dead back with the door)
>Mad King: Burn them all! (Burn The army of the dead)

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It’s been around for several years

regardless, night king is a stark, dont people know this?

Woah it's like the concept of time travel can't effect the past, present or future, like the time travel itself put the events in motion. So unique, this has never been explored before.

The problem is that Aerys wouldn't put the wildfire all over the city by himself, so once he was dead, people would obviously be like "Hey, the mad king put these bombs all over the place, you should probably fix that so we don't all die later"

>no one's ever done this before

I don't think anyone made that claim.

>shall I let anyone know about how we created our own demise after your untimely death, your grace?

thanks for the laugh user

You're right I'm just being a cunt. Apologies

But Aerys' original plan was to hide the wildfire under the city and then blow it up once his enemies were in the gates. What are the chances of people finding the bombs? Nobody found Cersei's bombs under the city and who knows how long she was building that shit up.

We've all been there user.

Yeah, I was wrong. Some of the caches stayed hidden for years and were then found and used by Cersei to add to her stockpile. I still feel it's unlikely that the whole city could still be rigged though, especially after the sept was blown up and didn't cause a chain reaction.

TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS

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Who takes the throne at the end? Jon, arya, or Sansa? It will be a stark, but how we get there is intriguing.

Why haven’t you fags realised that they’re the same person yet?

you seem to forget that they used up ALL the bombs. originally tyrion found it and used it to blow up stannis' fleet in the water. then cersei found the rest of it to ackbar all the sparrow faggots.

whats bran going to do? go back and be like "Ay yo aerys put some of that shit OUTSIDE the city. wait no thats dumb, just go ahead and move all that shit to winterfell but be like sneaky about it for me, k thx."

Time travel in fiction should be banned

What are some good game of thrones memes?
also check this out.
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Dike kills thanos

What made him get Dany to say "bend the knee"

sadly, this makes sense
hell, he might cause Aerys "burn them all" chimp out to force Jaime to kill him in order to save the wildfire for later too
He already had a "burn them all" vision when he first started going full raven

HOLD THE DOOR

>You're a man now
>Not yet

Bran was making a threat

The iron throne will be destroyed.
That way Jon and Dany won't have to fight over it.
Then they can create their own kingdom together.

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sansa because female

Cuz dragons

My strategy is to not watch TV shows made for sexually frustrated/confused 25-35 year old women.

sansa
all the characters calling her smart whilst she doesn't do anything particularly smart is what makes me think this
writers have lost their minds tbqh

The Bran controls Aerys theory is dumb. The Targs have a history of being crazy. It wasn't some one-off anomaly like Hodor.
Also, Bran didn't go into the past to mind-control Hodor. That all happened in the present while he was near Hodor. Warging into the past to control someone is just absurd and way beyond what anyone has ever done. D&D have the sense to not create a total shitshow like that.
Plus wouldn't it make more sense for him to warg into someone in the present like Gregor? If there is still any wildfire left he would be the obvious target for a warg.

and fuck like a goddamn retard

>You can't escape death.
How do you know death is not just a technical problem?

the night king easily slew one dragon when they were 3, now there's only 2

Genius mastermind here
You got 2 dragons and simply fly them directly at the night king and burn him, destroying them all.
Night king might spear one of the dragons but the odds are still heavily on against him.

Which is why the Night King isn't at this battle.
He know their plan to "bait" him with Bran. He knows he's out dragon'd.

He's not going to take the bait.

He's going to fly south to King's Landing. He's going to raze the city (Bran's vision), burn the Red Keep (Dany's vision), and turn the population of King's Landing into wights (they've mentioned the approximate population of KL every episode this season)

Then like burn him in the air, like, lol.
2v1 lol

That fat fuck should have never introduced time travel, at least he could have saved some of the shit show that is his books.

Dario is in mereen fag

Oh shit yeh, that's how they're going to do it. I did wonder how they were going to solve the cersie pproblem after they blew all the budget on the winterfell battle

Let the night king kill all the breeders and start over. It would be a win-win.

>"THE KING IN THE NORTH"

Wait... were they foreshadowing?

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But they showed the children of the forest making the night king.

Oh yeah what if he put ponts into double-wielding throwing spears?

Checkmate atheists.

The throne is destroyed and Sansa runs for president.

>Sansa runs for president.
Democracy is shit, I hope westeros will not fall for this meme

Why don't they just use the Eagles?

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greyworm

Because even black holes "dissipate" into the void overtime. Death comes to all.

You need to ask?

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What a plot twist..
Yeah, let's just keep the feudal monarchy in place where Westeros has been for hundreds of years without anysort era of renaissance or enlightment.
Sansa would be based president though
>I'm with her

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The enlightenment will come in the form of everyone having to put aside their conflicts and work together to defeat the night king.

Also everything will be in ruins with loads of people dead afterwards, so it will be a good time for a new leader to rise and make sweeping changes.

>The renaissance or enlightenment is due to democracy
They can have an industrial and scientific revolution without the democracy meme.

why was Benjen on the wall? He was the third son of a fucking powerful house, surely there would have been some more comfortable plans for him.

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Benjen_Stark
>Benjen was the youngest child of Lord Rickard Stark and Lady Lyarra Stark.[7][8] He attended the tourney at Harrenhal with his siblings, Brandon, Eddard, and Lyanna, in 281 AC. At the tournament Lyanna rescued their father's vassal, Howland Reed, from an attack by three squires. Benjen offered Howland a horse and some armor so he could challenge his attackers. During the feast held to celebrate the start of the tournament, he teased Lyanna when she cried for a sad and beautiful song by the noted musician, Prince Rhaegar Targaryen. Lyanna poured wine over his head for tesing him.[3] When a black brother from the Night's Watch spoke up during the feast, attempting to convince the gathered people to join the black brothers,[3] Benjen took the plea to heart.[5]

He was a retard like Jon.

AZOR JAIME

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What you are describing is not enlightment, it is just a shift of power to autocratic leader, who might reform the political system. Westeros still doesn't have a printing press and relies on people who know how to write to be used.
Never did I say that these things happened because of democracy. What are you smoking?
By the time industrial and scientific revolution takes place, monarchy will become obsolete on its own.

The problem with adapting a medium over this long a time frame is that the characters that have worked best in the show aren't the most important ones from the books so our faves like jamie are going to be pushed aside by jon and daenarys

Oh don't forget
>FUCK YOUR SISTER HARD AND HAVE RETARD KIDS
>INCEST FUCK YOUR AUNT AND JER DRAGON
>CRACK THE PITS BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE REAL FLAVOR COMES FROM
>DON'T FORGET TO POISON JOFFREYS WINE

That's uncle benjen you pleb

>And
>who
>are
>you
>...

This sounds epic as fuck, it will never happen

t. Tyrion lannister

My bad, you worded it a bit weird, you implied the opposite I see. I don't know if an industrial and scientific revolution will necessarily result in a systemic political change, in our history there is some correlation but not a strict causation. What would have happened, for example, if Austria and Germany won the first WW? Science and industry, even capitalism would still be there but the government would have been monarchical.

Its a photoshop you dense motherfuckers

Exactly - what has she ever even done?!? Man I hate all the Stark children, and all three Lannister siblings and Danaerys Targaryan. I pretty much despise the whole show now and am just watching to see the final outcome. Hopefully Arya Stark will die (horribly) and the Whytewalkers will save Westeros from becoming a feminist Hell like Scandinavia and Germany.

>this comes as a surprise to some people
>Iceman's nose growing bigger didn't give it away

The Nose knows

Hmm but the US on average has the most feminists and gender study shit

That is HEAVILY edited.

English is not my native and autocorrect does its own thing.
I should have worded it a little better, however, you are right, in essence.
However, the implications that come when you change your nations whole current economic base to industry based, gives way to many problems that when not dealt with can lead to changes in your whole socio-economical situation that can destroy the absolute monarchial system in place, which Westeros seems to be.
When we look at history of Europe most of the monarchies were reformed to representative and parliament was the main body politic that ruled the country.
As for Germany Idk. But Austria-Hungary had a very awful industry and should not be added there lol.

Have sex

such a soi drawing

The US can go to Hell as well then

>some guy on awoiaf wrote 20k + words about the battle of winterfell and literlaly didnt come up with a conclusion

fug i miss when people were this autistic

So the ending is still RR's ending right? I swear if those 2 idiots get to decide who is AA and who gets on the throne we will get the most NPC ending with either Jon or Dany. Kino would be Jaime. Gendry and Theon would be good choices as well but too bad they didnt have a lot of screen time to develop.

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Dude, that would be an amazing scene.
The problem is that it won't ever happen.

Time fuckery. There's only one Night King, who is also Bran and all most of the significant Bran Starks in history. Think Predestination

all circles are flat, genius

Not quite
>“ Do you have a name? Ygrittte. Her hand rubed at her throat and came away bloody. She stared at the wetness. Sheathing his dirk, he wrenched Longclaw free from the body of the man he killed. You are my captive Ygritte. I gave you my name. I’m Jon Snow. She flinched. An evil name. A bastard name, he said.” COK Jon

Jon Snow is a homosexual ,he will punk out and dany will kill him with a blade given to her by melly, and after she defeats the night king Jamie will kill her and him and Tyrion will abolish the iron throne , setting up elections and after the transfer of power has happened they’ll go travel the world.

It's the memories and the making of friends that matters.

Try and explain what a sphere is to him and you'll blow user's mind

Or, hear me out in this one, they could‘ve Stuka‘d the night king beyond the wall when warp speed Dany saved their sorry asses and they still had 3 dragons and the night king none.

spheres aren't circles

Constitutional monarchy > rest

The real Game of Thrones was the friends we made along the way.

She could have also curbstomped all of Essos with 3 adult dragons and all the dothraki in existence, and made an iron throne there, but then she wouldn't have fugged her nephew and the #jonerys hashtag would be useless and we can't have that.

I'd put Bran's wheelchair on a massive rollercoaster so the Night King would have to get in the next train so he could also ride. Then just never let the Night King off.

If the night king flew to Kings landing, he wouldn't be able to raise any wights, as all the people killed would be burned by dragon fire. You need at least bodies to raise them as wights.

>gunpowder

Then they wouldn't have any left for all those guns they have.

Oh shit, the Night King is way smaller than I thought.

Ah so this is the r3ddit thread

Hyperspace-ram him.

What about the people who were killed during the Battle of Blackwater?

that was also my favorite part. Patrician taste user

>you will never tie her to your bed and tickle her until she begs you to stop

Dying is a mug's game.

Why doesn't Bran warg into the ice dragon?

He's alive, he can't warg into dead. That's literally what the NK does, warg in the dead

>Greyjoy, Lannister, Baratheon

Best Houses
Best sigils
Best soundtracks
Best characters

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Having a poo atm, feels amazing

blog on

Who can warg into The Mountain?

Just finished pooping to amazing feel

He's dead, isn't he? I think that will be a bit of a plot point and if Jaime isn't the one to kill Cersei, the Mountain will

>the Night King wargs into the Mountain
>Bran wargs into the Hound
>both of them duel for a while
>Arya tries to save the Hound, distracts the Mountain but gets impaled by him, immobilizing his weapon
>the Hound pierces through the corpse of the one he loved like a father
>his sword is set alight and he destroys the Mountain
AZOR
CLEGANE

>GOT season
>Fire up Clash of Kings mod for warband
>join based Victarion's army
>go raping and pillaging, first on the enemy ship or first up the wall
>its legal because I'm ironborn, swimming in butter and sausages

Anyone with experience on this mod? Any cool stuff to check out? Like a long quest for a valyrian weapon or something

are there any story leaks for the rest of the season?

>the Night King wargs into the Mountain
>Bran wargs into the Hound
That be an underwhelming Cleganebowl unless both free themselves from the possession and keep fighting among wildfire while Bran and NK can't do anything, or burn to death.
Sandor Ahai would redeem this season though

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>Sandor Ahai getting over his fear of fire and becoming the Fire himself

they should just light bran on fire and launch him at the whitewalkers

i have vinyl stickers on my bedroom door that say that

> that flag
DEUTSCHLAND, DEUTSCHLAND!

BIG FAT TITS NED

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> fuck ice, fuck legends, fuck the dead
> *Sandor dual-wields his and Beric's swords, both light up, Sandor impales the NK and sets him on fire*

Based and Red/Iron/Deerpilled

>I'm going to need more chicken

POST THAT WEBM
YOU KNOW THE ONE

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One of the things I find most insufferable about nu-GoT writing is that they have Bran, this character who is literally fucking omniscient and who also keeps vaguely referencing some master plan, BUT NOBODY EVER EVEN BOTHERS ASKING HIM FOR CLARIFICATION OR ADVICE OR INFORMATION OR ANYTHING.

It's not like Bran is refusing to give any knowledge to anyone. The few times people ask him, he's pretty straightforward about telling them what they want. But instead we have this bullshit where everyone just ignores Wheelchair Nostradamus even though he's sitting right fucking there next to everyone.

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They just see him as the weird acoustic chuuni kid in the family that never gets up from his chair to get exercise and just spends his days masturbating and thinking he has magical powers
>tfw Bran is probably the closest thing we have to an /ourguy/

Bran wargs back into the mind of whoever that guy is.

What if Night King gets fat

THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

more tit m'lord?

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things that are 100% happening:
Ice faggot dies
Bran wargs into a dragon
Bran dies (may or may not be whilst warged into the dragon)
Jamie dies
ginger wildling dies
Davos dies
Hound dies (but it's later on fighting the mountain)
the one that nobbed Arya dies
Arya is pregnant
Brienne dies
Cercei dies
Jon dies
Danaerys dies
Sansa ends up on the throne

based

YOU'RE TOO FAT FOR YOUR DRAGON

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Sansa on the thrones hahahahahaha no she get a finger in the bum by /Oure/ guy

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I remember when he was on Little Britain.

It kind of sickens me to see modern whore western women wear white (which is supposed to symbolize purity and virginity). No sane man wants these used up skanks.

It think the characters ask him, but the scene always end. Besides I dont really think he knows more than he says on camera. His last response to Jaimie Lannister is what makes me think like this

He's immune to dragonfire. Look at last season when Danaerys McDeusEx came in to save Jon's entourage. He walked through the flames and they went out.

Starks also have a history of serving on the wall to strengthen the North's support of the Watch.

I saw an interview with GRRM and he said that DD's ending isn't going to be that different from his, probably the only differences are to do with the lesser characters' endings. He said they spent days in meetings telling them how the story goes.

Yeah this is really annoying, my explanation is that they don't really understand who/what bran is. I mean who the fuck knows about the three eyed raven and his powers? Even if they knew what he could do who in their right mind would just believe him without question and base every action in the biggest war ever off of what some teenage kid says he sees in a vision?

when will they learn

Dario=Euron=Benjen=Coldhands

Because ned stark cameo next week as headless undead from the crypt is too cool to pass up.

>le power girl gets to fight
>Tyrion don't

why would tyrion fight

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why would arya

Just learned that in the books the hound doesn't fight brienne. Why do the show writers try to appeal to feminists? This is very gay.

they wanted brienne to actually be a part of the storyline, but in doing so they removed everything good about her story.

>why would tyrion fight

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But the thing is we KNOW at least some of the major characters know about Bran's powers. For example, Sansa/Arya using Bran to figure out CIA's schemes. And even among the characters who might not know Bran's full deal, none of them ever even bother asking what's going on with him, what "three eyed raven" is or means, etc. It's like he's invisible and nobody pays attention to the elephant in the room.

Tyrion literally asked him 'hey what's ur story dude' last episode and probably got Bran to figure out some information that will defeat NK and his army to be fair ;)

Tyrion will be redeemed

Tyrion gets glassed in the last episode my dude.

The dead army would still have to move through them

That was even more bizarre, since we have someone FINALLY asking Bran what the fuck his deal is, and then it just cuts away and next scene is just Tyrion heading over to the fireplace to drink booze with the other characters while not mentioning a damn thing about what he might've talked to bran about, as if it never happened at all.

>have character ask important question
>don’t show answer
>save answer for another episode
That’s literally tv writing 101 dipshit

They didn't show the most interesting interaction in awhile, I would have loved to see a long conversation between tyrion and psychic bran, I'm not even interested in plot information, just want to see them talk.

What does the Night King eat anyway?

The hound is the most bad ass badass in the entire GoT universe so of course he had to be defeated by a woman.

Tyrion was grilling Bran to see if Bran knows he betrayed everyone for Cersei

That only works when we don't also immediately see the character in the next scene just getting piss drunk and jovially bantering with the other characters. Apparently whatever they talked about didn't fucking matter at all because Tyrion certainly did not act as though he learned any great insight from Bran. Any way you slice it, it's shit writing.

Can't have that. Instead we need to have a full two episodes consisting entirely of "hey, remember that one time when..." and "hey, I haven't seen you since..."

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You faggots forget the army of the dead is a non-issue since they only need to kill the night king to get rid of the entire army

SWEET GIRL?

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Bran basically told him there was no hope and everyone was going to die. That's why he spends his final hours getting drunk and having a little mini party.

He didn't want to freak everyone out so he didn't tell anyone. If bran had revealed something to help Tyrion would have let someone know. He knows the world is ending.

>That only works when we don't also immediately see the character in the next scene just getting piss drunk and jovially bantering with the other characters. Apparently whatever they talked about didn't fucking matter at all because Tyrion certainly did not act as though he learned any great insight from Bran. Any way you slice it, it's shit writing.
Maybe he learned that his brother and sister aren't lanisters so he essentially doesn't have to give a shit anymore.

Whatever he wants

(Pussi)

But he said "I think we might live". He knows something.

It was an inside joke

fucking kek

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i like how NO ONE knows what the fuck the three eyed raven is, or what the fuck happened to bran. he just comes out with these weird truths about things that NO ONE knows and everyone just instantly believes and trusts him

Democracy is gay in a fantasy world

It's basical YA fiction at this point.
Bunch of op kids running around having sex and always winning

Belgium

>No sane man wants these used up skanks.
Says you

Nobody even asks for a little bit of clarification
>I was once Bran. bran is now dead, now I am the three-eyed raven
And this will just whoosh over a character's head, as if the character is thinking "ookay, moving along..." and just fucking ignoring all the weird shit Bran says/does. I think Tyrion is honestly the first person to even recognize there's something interesting with Bran.

Nah, I think you're just coping with the bad writing and trying to come up with a way to spin it positively.

I meant the bear loli.
Tyrion is a very good and creative strategist, maybe he should not fight directly, but he should at least be partaking in the fight in the background assisting in the tactics and not closed in the crypts against his will

Why don't they evac everyone out of Winterfell and let the night king kill Cersei then blow the whole of Kings Landing up?

It’s either Jon, his incest baby with Dany, or no one

Is the show seriously gonna pull more wildfire out its ass? They already used it all during Blackwater, then Cersei magically found more for the Sept...

The BRAP king

jesus young arya was so cute, how did she become that

>or no one
so Arya

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Oh my good sir, you are not well acquainted with British genetics, are you?
God save the Queen

What's this even from

Tendies made by mommy, as reward for good boy points

Little finger is back btw. Hows he going to play into this?

Did you not watch season 2 and 3

Who will be revealed as the storyteller in the end?
>old Sam
>old Little Sam
>Melisandre, centuries later
>old girl who reminds Davos of Shireen
>old Hot Pie

Arya is Arya, she has failed at being no one, she's basically her self but with new assassin skills, how convenient.
Reanimated white walker, he will try to death rape sansa.

british women are the niggers of females

Feminism.

apparently arya wears his face to get close to cersei and kill her

>mfw when dan and dabid will write the final battle between the night king and living like a shitty anime where the final showdown will be a 1v1 between jon and night king, completely ignoring the night kings magic, super strength and seeing powers they established the pevious seasons
realistically the night king would break jon in half when he tried to parry his first blow

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The show lacks lolis

Children with interesting facial features become weird looking. Her face was too complex to stay well balanced.

Eddard Targaryen.

>Time is a flat circle.
wow

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I thought the war planning scene would finally have people ask Bran some questions. Forget learning about the NK/magical shit, he could just use his warg powers to scout the enemy army and contribute that way.

Instead we get "AHH SAVE ME THEON" and Sam's AP English-tier monologue about the importance of history. What a shitshow

>That image is fake.
Fake but accurate.

>>like a shitty anime
A shitty anime at least will give the protagonist time to level up is power

Bronn reminiscing in a whorehouse

Bran because this is literally his purpose now.

Why have all these fake leaks forgotten about Bronn

Because Bronn is the Night King

He rescues Tyene.

No they didn't
The Wildfire in season 2 was a freah batch. Only the fire Cersei used on the sept was of Targ origin and there's the other caches,he had placed.

I'm just ready for clegane bowl and AZOR HOUND

realistically they won't kill anyone important next week, you ever wonder why most secondary characters didn't die last season, because they'll kill them all next week just to have a high death toll, all big players will survive and no stark will this this season too, funny how everyone is pretty much safe now

Its the final season and so far theyve given us two filler episodes. We're getting Losted again, fren

God those fucking helmets look so bad

>Sandor sees Beric die before his eyes vs a White Walker
>sees flaming sword on the ground
>picks it up and wins
The Hound overcomeing his fear of fire up North fighting White Walkers and later fighting his brother would make this season.

People on Yea Forums have been Bowlposting as early as 2000 and fucking 12.
Give the people what they want.

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The Hound that was promised, trips confirm

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I did but can't remember the context of it
I always see this posted in regards to shitty endings but I can't remember why

Made me truly giggle my top lad

According to leaks, Sansa and Tyrion will marry, thus joining Starks and Lanisters. Tyrion is heir of Cersei, who will be killed by Jaime. Jaime will die during battle of KL. Tyrion will propose to 'break the wheel', thus creating the revolutionary concept of DEMOCRACY.

There were I think 2 long quests resulting in Faegon's invasion, wildling invasion , and obtaining Darksister
>mfw you will never conquer the iron throne as Griffith

Greyjoys are nigger tier

Old Nan

are you even

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god this is so retarded I don't even know where to begin so I won't

>That axe cutting that clean
That is Monty Python levels of retarded

Idiot. Flat circles are called lines.

This is too good for game of thrones

still looks better than plot armor

Clash of Kings is pretty garbage for what I heard
Play A World of Ice and Fire

Makes sense. Sets up an argument about "but what about the throne??" so one of them can be all like "fuck da throne"

Can someone leak this shit already?

>Lots of the actors in Game of Thrones are not English (including not Scottish, Irish, or Welsh) and yet many of them play an English accent

Justify this

>azor ahai
>sandor clegane

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i miss Stannis so much

i feel like we didn't really appreciate how bad and pointless the water fall scene was. it felt like something out of a childs tv show

what

she knows he's dead, and she trusts arya 1000x more than she ever did with littlefinger

the fuck have you been smoking

I literally just started crying

Old Sam played by GRRM

He has been seen filming, arya is almost 100% wearing his face at some point.

holy shit I would fucking go NUTS if this happened and because I know it wont happen I no matter what I will be dissapointed with any ending.

Wow, that would be fucking based. Unfortunately nobody from GOT could write something this good.

circles are "flat" by definition brainlet

Belgian flag is black-yellow-red , not black-red-yellow, you dummkopf