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Nathaniel Jenkins
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Blake Ross
Too slow. New thread is here:
Wyatt Anderson
I'll be back.
Easton Brooks
Well played, OP
Oliver Peterson
look how horny she is stabbing her in the back
Cameron Parker
>Just making some more holes for me to enter
Dominic Kelly
agghhh, I know that feel
Anthony Lewis
Nah, not using this failed thread cunt. Someone make a new thread
Jaxson Barnes
Why doesn't Bran just warg into the ice dragon?
Oliver Gray
Can someone please just fucking spoil this shit for me please? I'm sick of this absolute clusterfuck
Brandon Cruz
>Jon, Bran and Arya all have war abilities in the books.
Can all Starks warg?
Angel Peterson
Jon snow is fire(targ) and ice(stark)! Nothing can stop him. Not even dragon sluts. I finally see why walls and borders are bullshit.
Hunter Carter
Because there is no reason to when he can spend his time watching people fucking and his sister getting raped
Adam Davis
Easton Young
>I need this thread to be perfect, Yea Forums
Adrian Young
Did D&D forget they turned House Mormont into a joke? It was a gag in Season 6, they spent so much trying to convince this little 10 year old to help them, but then oops it turns out she only has 50 men! (who should basically all be dead since 90% of Jon's army was wiped out but whatever) But now they're like the most important House in the North and she's the only Northern Lord left who even matters to get dialogue?
Logan Torres
Choose a character, and tell us how they die. Only a handful of shows left, might as well kill your favorite characters in memorable ways
Logan Hernandez
Thirsty?
Charles King
DOOT!
Robert Clark
So was the whole Arya and Gendry fucking thing gonna play out in the books too?
Because that shit would be very very weird since Arya is like 11 in them.
Nathaniel Ross
>tfw no Asha sister
Zachary Martin
that guy's not wrong about jon
Michael Long
Dany is 13 in the first book when Drogo plows her.
Isaac Sanders
D&D forgot that the Iron Fleet got fucking railed by Stannis in their everlasting crusade to erase his memory
Brayden Brooks
More aaaaagggghhhh your grace?
Carter Smith
best girl
Dominic Hall
>Yohn Royce
> Screams "FOR LORD ROBIN OF THE VALE" as he charges into the ice dragon's open mouth, sword drawn
>Never seen again
Aaron Gonzalez
AZOR JAIME
AZOR JAIME
AZOR JAIME
Jace Smith
>Can all Starks warg?
All Stark children in the books, including Jon, have warg abilities.
Their fates are intertwined with their dire wolves.
Carter Peterson
Anyone want a good girl?
Brayden Turner
Why did she hate Arya so much?
Christian Thompson
I've been told I look just like my Aunt Lyanna.
Ian Price
her very slightly chubby face is so cute
Jackson Harris
were u sleping
Owen Kelly
Arya's lack of tits offended her.
Colton Perez
Do they even remember he's from the Vale? They had him welcoming Northern Lords to Winterfell like he's the steward or something.
Caleb Butler
literally the cutest smile of all time
Easton Fisher
WHERE THE FUCK IS MEERA
HER FATHER IS LITERALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN 100% CONFIRM JON'S LINEAGE
Bentley Kelly
DOOOT TOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOT!
Hudson Rivera
Jace Kelly
it was beautiful
Charles Thomas
DO NOT TOOT IT!
Jaxson Moore
dont ever post my hipfu again
Dominic Bennett
*inhales*
DABID
Joseph Perry
Littlefinger.
>mfw he actually appears from the back while the NK has Jon on his knees only to slit his throat and smugly look at him while saying something about chaosh
>He dies at the age of 90, former Lord of Westeros, head of House Baelish, Protector of the Vale, the Lightbringer, the Night King slayer while falling off a ladder when trying to pick a book from a rather high shelve for a man of his height
Easton Lewis
>those fuck-me pumps.
I love you, terminatrix
Lincoln Evans
>oysters clams and cuckolds!
Ian Jenkins
tfw no mouse gf
Carson Carter
TOOOOOOOOOOT
Isaiah Russell
reminder
Elijah Reed
Are we supposed to sympathize and find Rhaegar's actions romantic? Because in the show we don't even have the excuse of prophecy of him trying to make the Prince That Was Promised to save the entire world. As far as the show is concerned, Rhaegar is just some dude who ditched his wife and children because he found a younger hotter girl. I mean yeah it's better than Lyannna wasn't kidnapped and rape in the process, but it's still terrible behavior even before you add in the fact that the actions sparked a giant war that cost tens of thousands of lives.
Easton Ramirez
Smug Myranda
Carter Bell
Beating the Night King and then marching south to take Kings Landing is a very strange writing structure. Too strange for D+D to do. So I've been thinking about how they wrap up 2 very separate plotlines and villains in the same climax in Cersei and the Night King. And then it hit me based on reading this thread. Winterfell has no ballistas while King's landing has made super ballistas. They are uniquely set up to face 2 very different threats. It all falls into place.
>Dany doesn't use dragons until absolutely necessary; shook as fuck due to Olympic level spear throwing
>at the same time the ice dragon never shows up to the battle for some ominous reason
>this allows for a conventional ground battle at Winterfell and solves the issue of them not having anti-aerial defenses
>that's because the Night King heads straight for King's Landing
>Night King solo vs Golden Company and Winterfell vs Wight and White Walker army happen almost simultaneously
>Winterfell is just about to fall when someone in King's Landing gets a miracle shot with their super ballista and kills the Night King, making his entire army in Winterfell die as well
Admit it. This has just the right amount of teleporting and convenience to solve nearly every plotline at once. Both battles can easily take up 2+ episodes with a final episode or 2 to wrap loose ends up.
Christopher Price
She was burned in Bergen-Belsen
Robert Barnes
GOAT
Lincoln Gomez
Nolan Price
>Hop in, dude
Brandon Scott
FOOL
RAMSAY TOOTS AS HE PLEASES
Benjamin Jones
>And for one strange moment it seemed as if it were Bran's face carved into the pale trunk of the weirwood, staring down at him with eyes red and wise and sad. Bran's ghost, he thought, but that was madness.
>It spoke, then.
>Your dick and balls, Theon.
>They were beautiful in that box.
Jaxson Young
What
Asher Powell
Good feet
Jack Stewart
she's gonna kill the NK isn't she?
Henry Murphy
A castle is a hard defensive point with some staying power (due to wells, dry stocks) from which professional soldiers can sortie. Generally castles are very hard to storm which means the troops garrisoned in them are safe as long as they can withdraw back to the castle.
The problem here is that the army of the dead automatically wins all sieges. They don't even NEED to try to storm the walls, they can just wait until everyone starves if they care to. You can only defeat an enemy who vastly outnumbers your castle garrison and who cannot starve or die of disease by sortieing and defeating them in the field..
Aaron Harris
Carson Wilson
Well to be fair Arya is also borderline batshit bonkers in the books so sticking your dick in 11 year old crazy might be the shittiest thing you could do.
Jaxson Robinson
theon/ramsay plot was one of the better ones
Camden Diaz
UUUURRRAAOOOAAAHHHHHH
Evan Murphy
i believe theon was intended to kill ramsay but after d&d got so much backlash for the sansa rape i reckon they just decided to give sansa the kill instead
Leo Sanders
Hey Reek want a bite of your literal severed penis?
Thomas Davis
>doesn't get his revenge
>instead revenge goes to sansa because ramsay in the show had sex with her after she agreed to marry him
>having sex with your husband on wedding night is more of a reason for revenge than torture for months
This just pisses me off. Just like everything else with this shit show.
Camden Anderson
DID YOU KNOOOOOOW
IT WAS ALL GOING TO GO
SO WRONG FOR YOUUUUU
Christian Rivera
fucking crimson chin, jesus christ
Leo Brooks
Captain Kino himself
Wyatt Nelson
SHE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
Aaron Sanchez
D&D don't care, everyone's all friendly and shit so long as they're on the side of the Starks. No Northerners care anymore that Theon and his men helped kill dozens of them, seized Winterfell, betrayed Robb and killed two helpless boys that he passed on as Bran and Rickon. Vale is hailing Jon as king in the North and killing Littlefinger as if they don't have to report shit to Robin when before with just a word Robin got Royce's men to turn against him ready to draw their swords. Wildlings are also accepted now even if they resort to rape and kidnapping to find brides and have regularly murdered innocent people like Olly's whole village.
Btw, where the fuck are the Wildling's women, children and old men. Where are the Dothraki's women, children and old men. What's the actual Vale doing right now to prepare in case shit happens
Ryder Cook
maybe they shouldn't have given Sansa a completely different character's plot and not derailed both her AND Littlefinger's storylines and characters
Hunter Rogers
Why does Dany seem to hate Cersei really badly? Of all the bad things Cersei has done, basically none of them have effected Dany. In fact Cersei's actions, of both committing incest and murdering Robert, have made it a lot easier for Dany to invade Westeros rather than the unified front she might have faced. Dany should view her as an obstacle, since she's the one occupying King's Landing and the Iron Throne, but I don't understand the emnity.
Samuel Hill
Levi Ramirez
Nikolaj is my waifu!
Dylan Powell
WHERE THE FUCK IS HOWLAND?
Ethan Taylor
Hope so.
Incels will be so mad, which will give me the perfect opportunity to impress my oneitis with how progressive I am.
I already have a bunch of awesome Facebook posts pre-written to totally dunk on raging incels when a woman kills the NK.
Alexander Garcia
This
Luke Evans
>Hairy bald bull like ugly guy
>cast sexy rugged older guy with a cool voice
They did this for damn near everyone. Who actually looks like their character?
Kevin Russell
fell into a plothole
Christian Harris
There was literally no reason for Dany to not burn Cersi at the meeting and demand they bend the knee to fight the threat.
Lannisters broke guest right, they've no claim to safe regard.
Elijah Adams
RUN MY KINGDOM NED
Nicholas Gonzalez
Brienne is about as close as you can find in Hollywood. Theon's basically perfectly cast.
Grayson Bailey
probably lost in his own marshes
Caleb Edwards
an issue with this casting is he instead looks exactly like the kind of rugged older guy a young sheltered girl like Dany would actually feel attracted to
But he's still got the friendzone plot from the books.
David Fisher
Why did Littlefinger sold Sansa to the Boltons again? Were they lacking a savant in their house or something?
Chase Carter
DO IT WHILE I DRINK AND WHORE MYSELF TO DEATH
ALSO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BLOND BRAT I CALL OF SON FOR ME
Hudson Parker
GODS I WAS PREGNANT THEN
Joshua Myers
Can someone please explain to me how chaos is a ladder? Also, how is Aiden Gillen so good at delivering nonsensical dialogue in a memorable way?
Josiah Myers
Don’t worry about it bro
Ryan Mitchell
Chase Collins
The plot demanded it.
Christopher Jones
>I'd rather run away!
Dylan Ward
>political intrigue in the Vale? what the fuck is an "Alayne Stone"? sounds BORING breh, we need more ramsay screentime
Luke Carter
Kelly C hates all other women in power now. It makes her seem less special.
Caleb Baker
>Also, how is Aiden Gillen so good at delivering nonsensical dialogue in a memorable way?
GOT YER TOTEMS THERE, FATHER JAMES?
Alexander Turner
The idea I guess is that amidst chaos while everyone's running about like a jackass, you take advantage to raise your position
Juan Gutierrez
Book Jorah is way pushier, too. Dany's kinda feeling at least once, but the autist can't fucking turn it off and gets banished when he can't be humble at the right time.
Noah Butler
For good fucking reason. GRRM has absolute shit designs.
>Reminder that THIS was supposed to be how Daario looks
Noah Collins
>Game of Thrones is supposed to be a progressive show showing the pitfalls of a feudal system where the rich get pampered while the working poor are exploited
>The highly paid famous actresses don't have to do do nudity/use body doubles even for plot important sex scenes while the lowly paid nobody extras have to show their boob purely for pointless scenes to titilate the audience
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
Jaxson Torres
>>cast sexy rugged older guy with a cool voice
Thank fucking god.
Josiah Parker
>Anne Harrenhal? Aisha Pozats off the table as well?
What did he mean by this? Who are these characters that are never mentioned again and why does CIA want them?
Angel Mitchell
>We never got a proper Sunspear.
Literally called "Dorne" in the intro. Bravo DABID
Thomas Thompson
I'm not a regular Yea Forums poster I just showed up to say holy shit this season is bad, I thought it couldn't get worse than last season but this show has truly gotten awful
Jayden Miller
The good girl was the bad pussy you met along the way.
Andrew Richardson
Reminder that's just a disguise and Daario is Euron
Bentley Robinson
>Anne Harrenhal
>Aisha Pozats
I hope they're listed on the flight plan.
William Phillips
Ironically a lot of "hot" characters are way less good looking, and a lot of plain characters were cast way hotter
Benjamin Rivera
Chaosh = Cersei fucking Jaime
Climbing the laddah = Telling Cersei that you know she's fucking Jaime
Jaxon Sanders
CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL NOW
Xavier Harris
>Theon's basically perfectly cast.
I disagree, even though I love Alfie and I think he does an amazing job, and I probably like Theon better as a character because of him. In terms of looks, Theon is supposed to be dark-haired, very good looking, tall, and a bit swarthy.
Juan Price
Haswell not "as well", next time
Evan Hernandez
Because they transplanted a plot for a different character onto Sansa and as a result it made absolutely no sense
Angel Cooper
Nth for Bessie
Benjamin Sanders
GOT needs to hurry and complete this shitshow (leak all episodes), I have Deadwood to watch in May.
Connor Barnes
>I used to think you were the cleverest man alive.
What?
Sansa's total interactions with Tyrion:
>Saying hello to her in King's Landing and expressing condolences for the loss of her father
>Saving her from being abused by Joffrey in the throne room
>drunkenly refusing to have sex with her after a forced marriage
>attending a wedding feast together at which Joffrey died
>having a conversation on the balcony at Winterfell in which she condescendingly says she used to think he was the cleverest man alive
Nathan Gomez
Aiden Jackson
>Conversation of Dany and Sansa is at an impasse, and Dany is about to look really bad to the audience for demanding the North bow to her in the name of a feudal bloodright
>Just have a sudden interruption to end the scene!
>Conversation of Dany and Jon is at an impasse, and Dany is about to look even worse for now refusing to accept Jon's superior feudal blood right
>Just have a sudden interruption to end the scene!
Emmy Award Winning Writing.
Adam Green
shit meme
Bentley Scott
Austin Cooper
Based
Julian White
They have a quota of dignified older men to cast and they will adhere, user
Elijah Evans
>remember that asos jaime is supposed to look like this
Daniel Murphy
the characters are all lazily written, you're a loser for bothering to piece together inconsistencies the writers didn't give a shit enough to deserve any autistic nitpicking it's all too obvious
Gabriel Evans
un-based desu
Aaron Russell
are Braavosi women known for being busty?
Jayden Taylor
Under normal circumstances, CIA has no shot of rising in power as the natural succession takes place of leader to first born male. But under chaos and war with people dying left and right, he can make waves by being competent and needed.
But then his character went full retard. He had a good shot at being the Warden of the North. Instead of keeping Sansa safe, waiting for Ramsay and Stannis to kill each other, then using the Vale nights to beat the weakened winner of the 2 and thus becoming the only power in the north, maybe marrying Sansa to both get red puss and make his claim over the North more secure, he instead gives Sansa away for basically nothing and fucks everything up.
Kevin Hughes
>reminder that asos stannis is supposed to look like this
Xavier Wright
>What do you MEAN you won't give your Auntie a kiss!?
Adrian Watson
>When the Queen proclaims one King and the Hand proclaims another, who's peace do the Gold Cloaks protect?
>Dewan Hu-Paisthem
Who was this powerful figure, why doesn't he come up again?
Thomas Moore
Why does anyone think Tyrion is smart? He hasn't done anything successful since the fucking Blackwater. Both times he's been in a position of power again (Mereen, and as Dany's Hand making strategy in S7) were total fucking disasters that only got bailed out by the super OPness of dragons.
Nathan Edwards
She can kill my NK if you know what I mean.
Aaron Bell
Always had to laugh how their Doran killing scene technically takes place moments after the end of season 5 but somehow her hair is now near shoulder length
Jeremiah Rodriguez
I believe a lot of the men characters in the books are balding.
Adrian Cox
Shhh! The King sleeps!
Dylan Clark
TIS BUT A SCRATCH
Ayden Sanders
do you think she moved outta Vermont? it is kind of a transient place with pretty much a bunch of rich college kids floating in and out and a couple of weirdos who hang around trying to make the next phish
Chase Murphy
About the only ones he doesn't hit are 'tall' or 'swarthy,' let's be honest.
Nathaniel Wright
I do not. Care to explain? I'm a visual learner if that helps
Kayden Bailey
NO COCK LMOMA
Nathan Gray
You remember where the heart is ?
Jack Perez
Nor "very good looking". Look at him next to the two dreamboat Starks
James Fisher
Really though, what was the point of taking Casterly Rock?
to draw out the queens army from KL?
Justin Howard
GROWLS, SIGHS
Jeremiah Mitchell
ACOK Daenerys is supposed to look like this
Adam Lewis
Can anyone post the pdfs for the books? I really want to read them but I'm a neet.
Jack Baker
I am SO pissed right now, after years of telling my mom she should watch the show she freaked the fuck out when Jon got brought back by Mel and she burst into my master bedroom and started taking all of my Jon collectibles and putting them into a trash bag and said “your little hero was brought back by a devil worshipper who kills innocent children!” And she even broke one of my Jon statues doing it. I said “what the fuck mom I pay the rent and I buy you all your shit fast food and keep you fed how DARE you tell me what I can have in this house!” Fucking BITCH
Colton Gonzalez
D&D wrote themselves into a corner the end of Season 6 where there was literally no reason Dany couldn't just sail right into King's Landing and win instantly, so they had to come up with some "clever" war strategies to waste time for the entire season until she could go north.
Benjamin Gonzalez
what a disappointing cameo
Caleb Bennett
where is this from
Jayden Baker
To be fair, that's not a flattering picture.
Nolan Perry
She has hair again by the time they're in Quarth i'm pretty sure.
Dylan Ward
kit harington is ugly. alfie is way cuter
Adrian Gonzalez
but very short
Leo Rogers
>Their fates are intertwined with their dire wolves.
Lady's dead. Sansa's alive.
Anthony Young
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Mason Rodriguez
Levi Jenkins
Imagine killing off your main character, and then resurrecting him, and this having literally no impact or relevance to the story beyond some random throwaway lines every season ("how did you survive getting stabbed" "I didn't LMAO!" "Oh cool next time try getting tons of dirty water in the wounds and being saved by a random actress who knows surgery because she stabs her boyfriends???" )
Adrian Roberts
libgen.io
Leo Brooks
Will Emilia show her tits one final time?
James Bailey
Vous-alléz, jivvyjag.
Brandon Collins
>Little sister is casually sat next to a sleeping stannis baratheon on the train
god i wish that were me
Leo Sanchez
So with them having the Hound awkwardly remind the audience Thoros is dead and so he can't be resurrected again, he's 100% a goner Sunday right?
Brody Robinson
Sansa is super basic though, so when she sees an ugly dwarf who is well-read and articulate she assumes he must be really smart.
AKA the Ben Shapiro effect.
Ian Cruz
What the fuck, he is shorter than KIT?
Luke Morgan
jon dies, dany dies, night king dies, all three dragons die
bran dies to kill the night king, turns into a raven or some gay shit
cersei dies to arya
sansa ends up on the iron throne
Jacob King
What do you think he's dreaming of?
Cooper Sanchez
He looks more appealing to me than these dreamboat Starks. They're nice too tho. I would say Theon ~ Rob > Jon
Benjamin Flores
What if Balon won the War of the Five Kings?
Tyler Murphy
given that got is now poorly written predictable schlock yea the fact that they reminded the audience he can die means he's going to die immediately
Hunter Morales
You think Littlefinger would be killed the same way in the books?
Aiden Edwards
On the show he did. He was the last surviving King of the 5.
Oliver Flores
she hasn't in years
Brayden Gomez
he cute
Levi Morris
Every stark pov we get they have 'wolf dreams' which indicates that they probably all can.
Cooper Hughes
Fuck no
Camden Hernandez
It would be fucking hilarious if he survived since he's the only character that's dead in the books that's still alive in the show
Dylan Green
>I am forgotten
David Richardson
was
Charles Ross
KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE, WE'RE TELLING BOAR STORIES
Jackson Morales
>Theon Greyjoy
>Guards Bran at the God's Wood
>Theon repeats the speech he held back when he was in Winterfell and Ramsay was sieging him, now fighting with the Starks
>Night King comes straight for him
>Dead Vyserion lits the entire woods
>Half the ironborn die immediately
>Charge of the wights
>Theon and his men are hopelessly outnumbered and fight in desperation
>Main army beats back the dead, but castle gets flanked
>Jon brings in reinforcements, he meets Theon for the last time
>Ironborn surrounded
>Theon gets stabbed in the guts twice by a White walker with an ice spear after turning around to engage him
>Jon immediately kills the ice demon and turns to Theon
>Jon, you were always my brother. We were always two brothers, weren't we? Tell...*cough* tell them I died fighting for the Starks, at Winterfell. Tell my *cough* sister I redeemed myself, that I died as Theon Greyjoy. She needs to rule the Iron Islands.. Burn my body, I am now dead,*cough* *cough*and what is dead, may never die.
>And tell Sansa that *cough* *cough* cough*
>Blood pours out of his mouth
>Men die fighting living corpses around Theon's corpse
>Theon continues to gargle and makes burbling noises full of fear and desperation
>Theon's eyes glare in a somber tone and instantly tell Jon what to do, more than any words could
>Jon takes burning Longclaw and thrusts it into Theon's heart, a terrifying cry full of despair and sorrow echoing through the woods, with bitter tears running down rough cheeks, smearing the sweat and blood on his face.
>Jon jumps up and sprints forward, charging a foe, crossing blades, crying louder and with more anger and wrath than the White Walkers do in their ice-crackling language
>Theon' body burns in the snow, until there is nothing left for the wights to take.
>Men walk past the irrecognizable corpse of the prince of the Iron Islands, not distinguishing him from the dozen lighted warriors surrounding him, not giving a thought to this dead man
David Taylor
>Illyrio/Viserys/Drogo/Jorah all lust over a 13/14 year old Daenerys
>Tyrion/Littlefinger/Sandor all lust over a 11/12 year old Sansa
can we just accept that GRRM is a bit of a paedophile
Matthew Lee
>little lord...
Joshua King
Mason Bennett
>Who actually looks like their character?
Vyserion?
Otherwise none, the kids were all aged up ect.
Aaron Bell
>No Adventures of Rickon, Osha and Shaggy Dog on Skagos amongst cannibals and unicorns.
sigh
Charles Gray
I find myself coming here for the GoT/ASOIAF posting and staying for the Bobby posting.
Xavier Ramirez
More brine, your Grace?
Bentley Hill
Didn't she die?
Chase Myers
Did she /ss/ rickon
Kevin Brown
>Three tendies on a black field, what house is that, Pod?
Tyler Walker
kek
Dominic Ramirez
She broke her ankle in a plothole and starved
Kevin Hughes
What is dead may never die.
Joshua Gray
100%.
Reminder that "muh history" is not an excuse, young marriages had deferred consummations even in the Middle Ages, guys who didn't wait were considered creepy weirdos. Instead GURM makes his self insert Tyrion lust over a 12 year old but then nobly resist and portray this a brave and unusual act.
Nathan Myers
you forget that each man from bear island is worth 10 mainlanders
Kayden Sanchez
I can't tell if you're intentionally writing it to be shitty like the show or if you just really really suck at writing.
Oliver Cruz
>longclaw suddenly bursts into flame
Josiah Bailey
Luis Long
kino shot
Adam Harris
>Only character who GRRM say "the show did better, in fact I'm going to change my writing to feature her more"
>Literally right after he said that she disappeared for like 4 seasons and was then killed immediately the first time she reappeared
Meanwhile they renamed Asha Yara to avoid confusion with her even though she's had 5 times the screen time since.
Julian Peterson
Yeah, Ramsey killed her.
Hudson Jenkins
GET IN HERE VICTARION, WE'RE TELLING OAR STORIES
Liam Martin
The same hierarchies dominate Westeros for years if not centuries if they're allowed to (the worst offenders being the literally incestuous insularity of House Targaryen) but turmoil, diplomacy falling through, and power vacuums are the only opportunity for someone at the bottom like Littlefinger to weasel their way up to the top. Tywin kissed Aerys's feet for years, and the end result was being told a servant's daughter didn't deserve to marry Rhaegar. Tywin and House Lannister only broke through their glass ceiling with intelligent treachery. Robert's Rebellion at large was a chaotic upheaval of the status quo. The most direct way to reshape the status quo is to shatter it.
Easton Hill
It's possible it's another example of GRRM fucking up his historical knowledge, like he does with his mass recruitment of peasant levies thing.
Angel Garcia
Urin ordered them to build 1000 ships and they did it overnight as if that's all it took
Ayden Smith
>Quarth
Qarth.
Ryder Perez
In the books she's still kicking, but the books also didn't kill Rickon.
Andrew Adams
Queen of my heart, best girl forever
Aaron Thompson
Who's he aiming at?
Ian Carter
Qarth...
Joseph Rogers
he doesn't really come from a house with a precedence for marital honor in the eyes of most westorosi with the inbreeding and such
Logan Adams
>implying 50 good men isn't worth more than entire armies
Nathaniel Ortiz
>can we just accept that GRRM is a bit of a paedophile
i hope not. he's been with the same woman for like 40 years
Joseph Rogers
The entire plot device was just to get Jon away from the Nights Watch. We all know GRRM is going to pull the same bullshit.
Ethan Jenkins
fuck cocksucker cunt shitfuck fucking fucks sake cunt
Brayden Flores
Azor Oreo
Isaiah Stewart
Well but what age did they have to wait to?
16 I presume?
Sebastian Clark
KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE, THERES ANOTHER /GOT/ THREAD
Brayden Richardson
14, 15, 16 seem about right.
Cameron Peterson
She walked around topless and let him touch them every once in a while. It's the wilding way.
Gabriel Jones
14
Dominic Richardson
It's 16 in Crusader Kings
Adrian Reed
Benjamin Morales
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
Elijah Carter
something like this
John Green
>all those retards thinking either Theon or Jaime is azor ahai
>the red priestesses clearly say it's Jon or Dany
fucking lmaoing@yourlife
Connor Martin
Writers forgot about her and her house obviously. In-universe she's already dead I think since it was told that all alive people were in Winterfell.
Levi Torres
>For sure Robert. I'll be your hand and keep those boars at bay. Trust me.
Julian Reyes
>but the books also didn't kill Rickon.
Yet. He's still being rescued by Davos from that island of unicorns and cannibals IIRC.
Colton Butler
Jaxson Williams
And so it was Dan Schneider
Gabriel Davis
I know George and Sibel's love is eternal but they haven't been together 40 years user
Jaxson Price
Any competent writer would have had him dead for a good portion of the season and then when all hope is lost they would have burned him as Sam was discovering his true identity. He would have then not burned and woken up from the fire. I'm sure GRRM will do this.
Landon Torres
G-d.
Justin Cooper
Dubs decides which character wins this fun new toy
Jason Campbell
prophecy doesn't exist bro
Isaac Harris
lol theon
Mason Rodriguez
You can be a faithful spouse and still be a creepy fuck that writes creepy shit about teenagers.
Nathan Thompson
Cersei to use on Jaime
Sebastian Turner
I'M SURROUNDED BY BARNACLES, YARA
Henry Allen
>have your teen wife living with you for years
Yeah, I'm sure they waited.
John Campbell
Azor Ahai, of course.
Carter Thompson
Stop it, I'm being aroused at the thought
Angel Turner
spoiler some rando pulls their face off and it was her all alone
Joseph Hill
Is that the sort of thing you and your sister go into, Kingslayer?
Eli Garcia
*all along [/spoiler]
Wyatt Russell
post the webm of this
Ian Nelson
If dubs, Cersei gets a flaming Azor cock and uburnt Daenerys is doomed to be the only person in Westeros who can withstand Cersei's red hot lust.
Anthony Kelly
Yeah, 16. Girls didn't hit puberty as early as now and even back then they knew having kids too early would fuck your shit up
Joseph Robinson
Angel Perez
Varys
Brody Garcia
>implying cersei never got poop on her hand from sticking her fist up jaime's ass
Anthony Reyes
For now.
Cameron Rodriguez
>Girls didn't hit puberty as early as now and even back then they knew having kids too early would fuck your shit up
Didn't that pedo Mohammed marry Aisha when she was 9 and consummate the marriage when she was 12?
Oliver Jenkins
Reminder that no one can beat Prime Bobby B in single combat.
Ryder Murphy
Asor Bobby
Michael Jenkins
sandniggers are savages user
Lucas Watson
It depends on the country I think. In Russian Empire, not even in the middle ages, girls became prostitutes at age 12 and it was kind of okay. Casanova bought little girl and traveled with her across Russia and it wasn't his first or last underaged relationship. And he wasn't a weirdo, it was normal for people back then.
Jayden Jackson
Arya kills the Night King.
Daniel Sanders
arya should looks like this
Ayden Richardson
Wasn't Hoat supposed to be some darker skinned Essos guy like Strong Belwas with the curved blade and shit? What was this casting all about?
Cameron Gonzalez
That's just nobles, too. Most common women didn't marry until early to mid 20s. And marriages with extreme age differences were very uncommon in either case.
Evan Martin
I'm having a laugh, you think some medieval age bloke is not going to at least diddle his cute teen wife and wait years when there are no consequences?
David Hall
Well, he needs it
Ryan Price
it's SO. BAD.
Anthony Gomez
the what
maybe I should have read past book 3
Kevin Barnes
Leave Father to me.
Bentley Smith
There was nothing particularly wrong with how Jon was resurrected in the show. Melisandre having a small, gentle ceremony gave a sense of realistic desperation. She was likely trying some random ceremony she read about in a book a few decades ago with only hope to guide her. And that's what exactly Jon's resurrection was, a desperate plea in some god forgotten part of the world.
Throwing his corpse into a fire only to be immune and reborn as a strong leader, is a bit too predictable and similar to Dany's "rebirth(s)". Dany is reborn in fire. Jon is record in cold isolation. A nice contrast.
Julian Green
Arya is described as ugly in the book.
James Baker
I don't remember Arya being Italian
Jacob Martin
>the Mountain cuts him up slowly limb by limb to torture him and makes him eat himself
Ian Walker
>implying cersei has a brother with two good hands
Jack Wilson
I thought this was a cool theory that everyone who had their wolf die will die.
But Arya will DEFINITELY die. She is marked for death by the faceless men. Thats literally their whole deal. Everyone in Essos fears them because they always get their mark
Maybe there will be some bad writing and her wolf will suddenly come back just to die, but that seems like it would make it too obvious at that point.
Kevin Morales
No she isn't.
Ian Reed
Nah, GRRM is going to have Mel find the Pink Letter and think Stannis is dead (he might be for real at that point but that won’t really matter) and she will go to burn Val’s baby as a sacrifice and find about the babby switch so she will burn Shireen instead thinking it will be worth it to bring Stannis back but she ends up bringing back Jon. I think the whole “I looked for Stannis but all I see is Snow” line hinted at this. Also HBO wouldn’t have wanted their main character to come back because a little kid died so instead we got 20 good men and Stannis burning his heir.
Juan Hernandez
Nikolaj to strap over his tiny cock
Leo Evans
Tough call. Bobby in his prime was way up there, but it depends on if you believe the legends of Arthur Dayne and Barristan Selmy. Plus I think Serious Dunkan the Tall was supposed to be better than both of those guys.
It's all legends and stories honestly. If I can play favorites, I'd say Selmy is best even though he's probably 2nd or 3rd overall.
Hudson Watson
There was no reason for someone in the middle ages to wait until his wife was 16 to knock her up. Girls were married off at 14 all the time and immediately expected to breed. When the average age was 35-40, you didn't wait for that shit. There is a reason why a lot of cultures consider "manhood" at 13; your life may be half fucking over already in the 12th century.
Jason Fisher
Arya is described as plain
Her mother is described as a great beauty however and Catelyn in the show was everything but beautiful
Christopher Scott
Consummated before 12. But Muhammed was also an oathbreaker, murderer, and caravan robber. Child rapist isn't surprising on a list like that.
Tyler Myers
Lyanna is described as being "beautiful", and Arya was described as a Lyanna in the making.
So Arya could even have been ugly as a child, but by now she should be fucking hot.
James Morales
>no consequences
You mean like dying in childbirth or being unable to get pregnant again cause of complications from giving birth too young? Uneducated plebs disgust me
Levi Hill
No, like this
Andrew Johnson
she has an ugly long horse face
Hudson Baker
Carter Green
FETCH ME THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER
Jaxson Davis
Ha! That's awesome. I haven't heard Poles Apart by Pink Floyd in years.
Isaac Carter
>rapist
Aisha loved him though.
Jacob Myers
>When the average age was 35-40
LMAO. That's factoring in childhood deaths user, once you were passed that you could live to be 70 or more depending. Fuck off uneducated swine
Brandon Ross
Bran is Yea Forums now?
Isaiah Powell
The big benefit Bobby B has in single combat is his fucking insane mental fortitude. He'll smash his way through an entire fucking army if he wants to kill you (See Rhaegar). If he met Selmy or Dayne on the Trident, it would be a very close fight for whomever won.
Julian Peterson
I thought Cat was definitely pretty, but "a great beauty?"
But you're right, Arya takes after her dad's side while Sanss takes after her mom's side. Arya is plain, but not outright ugly just not a super beauty.
Julian Stewart
Man, I made that in what seems like forever ago.
Cameron Reyes
Ryder Allen
The only ones who call her ugly are her bitch older sister and her friends. She's an awkward kid who dresses like a grubby tomboy.
Any time she's actually cleaned up other characters remark that she's a pretty girl.
Samuel Rogers
Is she bulking up? I heard genius must eat for two.
Charles Cruz
t. Ahmed Mohammed
Dominic Torres
Gods you were strong then
Luis Morgan
you can fall in love with your rapist, you know
Chase Hughes
Dunk does defeat the Laughing Storm, who is more or less Robert minus the Warhammer.
No one else but Robert had a war hammer so big and could swing it the way he did, one handed and at horse. Prime Bobby wasn't just big and strong, he was faster and more agile than anyone else as well.
Blake Cox
t. Sansa
Mason Cruz
NEVER WANTED TO LEAVE
Carter Jenkins
>She is marked for death by the faceless men.
You retard, no specific names are ever promised and no one is "marked".
When a name is promised to the many faced god, he has to receive a face.
When the waif promised Arya's name to the many faced god, she just promised another name.
Another name he has received, as Arya killed the waif and put her visage in the hall of faces, otherwise Jaqen H'gar would've never allowed her to leave.
Jaqen offered Arya to name three people, anyone that a man could kill, because she saved the lives of three men.
The red god doesn't care when or from whom exactly he receives his names, people always die.
Read about the lore behind the black lion.
Caleb Roberts
FETCH ME THE BREAST STRETCHMARKS
Jack Adams
>I was supposed to be king Robert! >Tell them I was supposed to be king! AAAAGGGGGHHHH!
Cooper Wilson
Coincidentally this is called "Stockholm Syndrome"
Austin Gray
who's tits are these
Jacob Cruz
...
Lincoln Lopez
"However, by the time the 13th-Century boy had reached 20 he could hope to live to 45, and if he made it to 30 he had a good chance of making it into his fifties."
It was the exception of people living past their 40s, not the standard. A lot of shit could kill a young man in his 20s. Especially if he fell for the "war against France is an adventure" meme. Look at Africa which has many parts where the infrastructure, healthcare, food storage, and disease frequency isn't too far off from at 13th century farmer. Average age 45-50.
Nathan Moore
>average
Jordan Fisher
Well since he’s going to fuck up and kill all of Kings landing and then be executed for it in the last episode I’m pretty sure they were trying to foreshadow he’s not as smart as he thinks he is.
Adrian Wood
Reply to wrong post.
Tyler Thomas
SANFRANCISCO
COCKSUCKA
Jayden Nguyen
>no consequences
>stick dick in child
>get marked as craven individual
>next time you summon your allies to help you defend your lands people tell you to go fuck yourself
Easton Nelson
They wrote Hoat the Goat out and replaced him with one of Roose Bolton's men
Oliver Cruz
I came here for Tormund and the little girl from Bear island
i also accept Sam,because fuck it,i like Sam
Sebastian Ward
How many of those finger do you think could we shove up his ass?
Ryder Barnes
Mason Gomez
What went wrong ?
Tyler Cooper
Her baby went to the wrong side of the wall.
Cameron Hill
Requires too much skill and writing talent
Zachary Cox
I have a secret pet theory user, that when Cersei inevitably tells the Mountain to choke Euron to death, that we'll find out Qyburn was his plant in Westeros this whole time. It would be pretty cool like the Mountain starts to choke Euron and Euron is legit terrified for a moment. But then he starts to laugh and turn the tables on Cersei or some shit. Leading to Euron's eventual reveal as a smart, human, endgame villain who actually talks and has dialogue instead of the NK who is mute, apparently.
Of course, this would require Euron to be made relevant to the plot in the next ~250 minutes of screen time.
Otherwise, Qyburn is just along for the ride I guess.
Sebastian Sanders
Justin Cooper
STRONK WOMYN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGUAAAAAAAUAUAAGHHHH
Daniel Hill
Dammit, he's gotten handsome with the years
Nolan Martin
>Daedric armor Robert and samurai Ned
God, no.