/got/

you just know

Waifu claimed

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Already preparing for it.

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What's going on here?

mary sue stark has to die

Why doesn't Jaime care that Tyrion killed their father?

Why doesn't Davos care that Tyrion killed his son?

Why doesn't Sansa care that Tyrion killed her BFF maid?

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GRRM'D

BIG FAT MASTS

this, they could've done this and hoped for the best, instead they send out their entire army and hope for the best, dan and dabid logic 101

When? Pinpoint the scene because I do not remember him ever telling her this.

>hey you, been a while
>heh, yup
>shit was fucked up back then
>yes but here we are
>see ya

Dany = Mad Queen posters seem so delusional to me. She's too popular a character - her acts were portrayed as mostly badass rather than troubling. If she dies it'll be a tragic death in aid of Jon

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Fly?

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>wights are killable by dragonglass

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?

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GOT BTFO

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BIGGER COMMON ENEMY

Nothing matters anymore besides Aragorn and Yas Queen ruling Westeros and Naruto killing the Lich King

its well established by now that jon snow is a brainlet as well as a manlet

Not so good

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getting famous limited the shit they could do. tanked the quality in the long run

because ice spears can kill dragons

he cute

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OORRAAARRH

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>the anger and disgust in Gwendoline's face is genuine for being is this cringy scene

More Lancel, your Grace?

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D&D were preparing us for the steaming pile of horseshit that will be the last four episodes of this show. Get ready for some dumb like time travel, nuclear bombs, anime tier finale show downs with the night king and tons of other retarded shit.

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It’s fat pink mast you pleb

Reminder that TWOW will never be finished.

Reminder that ADOS will definitely never be finished.

Reminder that the unnamed third and fourth extra books he would still need to even hope to actually finish the series will definitely definitely never be finished.

Reminder that S08E06 of Game Of Thrones written by David Benioff and D. B. Weiss is the ONLY closure and ending you will ever get to this universe.

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And the rape was shown in plenty of detail too. When Sansa got raped it was entirely off-screen and tumblr still freaked out.

THEME FOR THE BATTLE

youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo

Based

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Didn't even Daenerys even hear that her dad was mad and liked to burn shit? She even was afraid that she was becoming him. I'm pretty sure people know why Jaime killed the Mad King.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oNdSMv64pUY
Starts around 1:30 or something. Dany knows Jaime was saving Kings Landing by killing her father

>Breaking character for a moment, Gwendoline takes one swing and launches Maisie Williams out of the courtyard
>The director, after pausing to hear the distant crash, asks what exactly it is she thinks she's doing
>"Improv"

>Why doesn't Jaime care that Tyrion killed their father?
His father was a prick and he knows that he tormented Tyrion his whole life. Also, was ready to kill him eventhough he was not guilty.

>Why doesn't Davos care that Tyrion killed his son?
Because it was a war? From all the three this is the dumbest question.

why would you post this webm
why would you make me watch that again
why

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DELETE THIS

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>She even was afraid that she was becoming him.
This has never once been reflected in a single one of her actions

NO MORE LANNISTERS
GET THE WHORE STRETCHER

Don't the walkers have a intelligent commanding officer? Would they fall for a simple trap?

I WANT TO DIE

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what if logic wins in the end?

I miss season 1

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I initially read this as "she has never reflected on her actions"

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I'd say the argument is that the Night Kings Army doesn't need food or supplies(at least that's what it seems) and can survive indefinitely while if everyone was holed up in Winterfell they would eventually starve and freeze.

WHY DOES THE BATTLE PLAN SHOW THE DOTHRAKI IN FRONT OF THE INFANTRY

WHAT ARE THEY DOING

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based

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>Ben Shapiro destroys the army of the dead with FACTS and LOGIC

me too buddy

>Reminder that ADOS will definitely never be finished
you mean will never be started, fuck that fat bastard for wasting my time

Your people can’t fight

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh and sams uncles

Whatever they want.

>Wait, this isn't water dancing, stop stabbing me! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Is he coming back?
:(

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Are there spoilers and/or leaks?

>WHY DOES THE BATTLE PLAN SHOW THE DOTHRAKI IN FRONT OF THE INFANTRY

The whole fucking this is beyond fucking fucktarded. Why not set up a battle around a lake and blow up the lake with dragons? Or everyone move down south, kill cersei, and set up a death trap for them in king's landing with the wild fire?

>We're going to have sit through another fucking 3 episodes of Sansa whining about Jon giving up being King and Dany whining about not being heir anymore
>Jon and Dany marrying is the instantly obvious solution that solves every problem but instead we need pointless drama

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Reminder that he's just waiting for the show to finish so one doesn't hinder the other. How people don't understand this, I don't get.

Remember this post when TWOW is released before this time next year.

no

>implying dabid knows anything about military tactics

why does the battle plan show anybody even remotely outside the fucking walls
you've set up barricades for a reason correct?
for all they know there could be millions of undead there how the fuck are they going to match them on the battlefield in any way, shape or form
i guess it's also convenient that the white walkers forgot to use the chemical mist attack that they deployed at hardhome

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How convenient that she completely forgets that he told her when she's berating Jaime about killing Aerys. Just goes to show you how garbage the writing is in this show; they can't even remember the very things they wrote in earlier seasons.

>Sansa happily married to Ramsay
Would have been based

>Ben Shapiro destroys the army of the dead with FACTS and LOGIC
So, THAT is why she's in the show.

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>no peach

the crayons dabid

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Dany is going to go full mad queen and murder (fan favorite), she'll then die heroically saving Sansa from Cersi or some shit and then Jon will be guilt tripped/ duty bound to take the throne.

skirmish, then retreat behind the unsullied, then do it again

Reminder that Theon gets his cock back next episode

>be the nigger that killed the most unpopular king since Maegor the Cruel
>the same king who killed Ned Stark's brother and father by burning them alive, and had a death warrant out for him too
>not to mention his son just up and raped a highborn lady of House Stark, bethrothed to the heir the Baratheons
>think Ned would at least give you a thank you on the down low
>instead
>y-you have no honor k-kingslayer

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Is he the taller man? Third wave feminism has ruined this show

>SEND ALL THE CAVALRY IN
>SEND ALL THE FOOTSOLDIERS IN
>NOW ALL THE ARCHERS START SHOOTING INTO THEIR OWN MELEE
DABID
I'M A STRATEGIST DABID

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AERON KING

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he has to fight his wight cock and balls
get it right

They built earthworks, genius.

>Theon fights NK as he defends Bran
>in a desperate attempt he kills NK and is reborn AZOR THEON
>in his reborn state he tears the cock of the ice dragon and mounts it onto himself
>reborn with light and a mighty cock he fucks through the entire fucking kingdom and euron is impressed

You didn't remember either so you're on par with her in terms of retardation

Why wasn't he Damphair?

Do people know that it was Dany's undead dragon that destroyed the magical barrier that had protected them for thousands of years? Seems like that should cause some bad blood between her (and Jon since it was his stupid fucking plan that lead to it) and the rest of the world.

But then it also seems like Dany should have more of a reaction to learning that something she considered a child is now an enslaved zombie being used against her than "absolutely nothing."

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they would kill and convert everyone from the wall to KL. They can't just abandon the common people. Too late to retreat south, could get caught in the open by the WWs or fall into a Lanni trap

>and set up a death trap for them in king's landing with the wild fire?
To be fair, this would be retarded. The Walkers and wights would kill millions on their way before they reach King's Landing, if you can even get all of them and the NK to go there before they just spread around after getting past the Neck. Better idea would've been to let Dany take out Cersei at the Dragonpit, get her Wildfire, set that shit up around Winterfell and set it on fire when the army gets there.

Or, after killing Cersei and getting the wildfire, abandon Winterfell completely, move everyone gathered there south then set wildfire around the neck and let the swamp get any wights who try to march off the only road there is then let dragons set shit on fire

How did he die offscreen (since Euron said there's no more Greyjoys left)

Good question, there is probably tons of *fake spoilers* al.. I honestly don't know anymore what is trolling and what is real spoiler.

>Closely inspired by the battle of Canne
I'm so fucking mad and I'm a Romaboo

Because the army of the dead gets bigger as it moves south. The only real chance to stop them is in the north.

euron probably got bored and killed him for funsies

Why does literally no one care that he betrayed Robert and cucked him for years and sat his bastards on the throne that started this whole shit in the first place?

He really does have no honor and has broken oaths hundreds of times but no one brings it up

nth for Stannis

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drowned too much

>GET ME CRAYONS DABID
>WAHT IF
>WHAT IF BIG ARMY FIGHT OUTSIDE WINTERFELL DABID
>NEVER MEET DOTHRAKI ON OPEN FIELD DABID
>BIG GLAS SWORDS KILL ZOMBIES DABID
>OH OH AND BIG ARMY HAS BIG THROWING ROCK THINGIES LIKE IN THE MOVIES!

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He's a popular character, he's not responsible for his actions.

>"absolutely nothing."
Don't be retarded. She went on a magic carpet ride and fucked a manlet.

>implying dabid and dan even know or remember these minor characters of who they are

>Moon of My Stars

More like Moon of My Aaaaaggggghhhhhs

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Aeron probably can't have kids or be king cause vows.

>Tyrion killed her BFF maid?
Wait, who?

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it wasnt rape,

khal drogo was hot

Was it autism?

Did anyone actually like the scene? Every review and reaction I've seen was negative and mocking.

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It's really just that he was a Kingsguard that killed his king. Hell, Ned wanted to sent him to the wall and Jon Arryn told Robert to pardon him. Jaime and Ned really hated each other.

They're steppe nomads you nigger they're not going to charge the line like knights they're going to kite the enemy with a constant barrage of arrows

Shae. In the show she and Sansa liked each other.

>originally Jorah just had a half suit of beat up old plate that he took with him to Essos
>now it's apparently standard issue
just fuck dabid

>arm every soldier with a dragonglass spear
>graze the skin of a zombie
>it drops dead
>they never even get within range to kill you
there, I just won the battle

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>they're not going to charge the line like knights-

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Considering how zealot the iron born tend to be, killing their version of a high priest whom is the only one that can crown a king might not be a smart idea.

>But then it also seems like Dany should have more of a reaction to learning that something she considered a child is now an enslaved zombie being used against her than "absolutely nothing."
thought the same, she got one of her babies killed on a retard mission and doesnt give a singular fuck, just goes riding dragons and acting smug. obviously the show writers just want her to be like that and dont care, and neither does anyone else, just us autists.

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delet this

How conveniently we forget the episodes that contradict any of the dumb shit we say in this show's defense

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I don't even dislike what the show has turned into or anything, but that was probably the worst sequence in the whole show.
If they were trying to make us think that Jon now knows how to ride a dragon they got it wrong too.

>Dragonglass (AKA obsidian) is both extremely sharp and extremely brittle
>Break it into a billion shards
>Scatter it around Winterfell
>Any zombie that tries to get close will step on a shard and die

Instant win.

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>Haven't been posting here since early season 7 aired
>Come back
>WHOREposting
>AAAGHposting
>Stanis true king
>d a b i d

Never change you absolute fucking faggots.
Hell I've missed you.

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I'm just saying, placing your cavalry in front of infantry isn't wholly tactically unsound.

like that one time, Melly Sanders took a batch without her amulet and didn't turn into the old hag

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For a little bit there was body double and one in a million shot posts.

>>Dragonglass (AKA obsidian) is both extremely sharp and extremely brittle
yEAH, that dragonglass axe that Gendry slammed into the stump in the last episode shattered into a billion pieces upon impact. fucking retard

doubt
theyre going to be charging straight into the skeletons doing backflips dual wielding scythes
get hyped!

Jaime laid it out for Brienne, why not this moron? Seriously, the dude roasted people alive for literal entertainment, brutally raped his wife afterwards every time since it got him hard, and planned to kill everyone in the fucking city for 'failing' him. To say nothing of him deliberately fucking with Tywin's family out of pure spite at Tywin being good at his job. The dude deserved to die.

Has anyone ever mentioned since it happened that Cersei blew up the most holy site in Westeros? Did that really have zero consequences?

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what is the strategic value of north korea attacking winterfall again?

It would take weeks to dig fire moats deep/wide enough not to be just blown out by a magic cold wind. Plus they do have some moats/traps.

Would a dragon glass hammer kill a white walker?

She had it on round her dick instead, silly user

bath. fuck me. batch is what i made in my pants.

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>Why doesn't Sansa care that Tyrion killed her BFF maid?

She doesn't know and she wouldn't care if she did, under the circumstances.

>Why does literally no one care that he betrayed Robert and cucked him for years and sat his bastards on the throne that started this whole shit in the first place?
>He really does have no honor and has broken oaths hundreds of times but no one brings it up

Actually, you are correct. He has broken tons of Oaths as he realized that shit was fucked, and rather than trying to be a virtuous knight in a shitty world, he decided to let the shitty current take him along with it. However, once he lost his hand, he began a journey of development that will culminate in him taking on the mantle of Azor Ahai, the prince who was promised.

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in the books the sparrows are probably more numerous than all the armies in westeros combined.
in the show they all were inside the sept for some reason

>WTF ARE YOU DOING WE NEED TO FIGH' IN THE NORF, IF WE DON'T UNITE THEY WILL KILL AS ALL
>oh you won't fight the zombies if I don't back down on my support to Daenerys? lol, no sry I'm a Stark after all

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It is wholly tactically unsound
The literal only POSSIBLE way it could be even more tactically unsound is if you did this while trying to maintain a static defense against overwhelmingly superior numbers.

Why would you waste the time and effort with a comically oversized weapon when we've seen tiny arrowheads can still create an instant kill?

>doesn't know

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Not him but user, the show's retarded. You can't fucking melt obsidian to make it into shapes and shit, and it's brittle as fuck. They're going for the rule of cool by making axes and swords out of it instead of just taking a piece of wood and putting shards of the shit in there

>Khaleesi we are not Westerosi iron-styled we should darken the skies with our arrows and exhaust the foe before making the final charge this has been our way si-
>ALL MEN M U S T D I E
>but Khaleesi-
>D R A C A R Y S

bran

>why didn't they just dig a 10 foot hole all the way around the giant castle in the middle of winter?
because the ground was frozen you legitimate retard

>Only on HBO

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somehow /got/ posters are even more militarily retarded than d&d

I'm just asking of it would kill one, not to make one.

Azor Ahai failed last time, why would Jaime succeed? And no, he and Cersei are dying soon after each other, he can't forge lightbringer then kill the Night King then die that soon

>posting the edit

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t. West Point graduate and trained in gorilla warfare with over 6 million (oy vey) confirmed kills

>You can't fucking melt obsidian
ITS
DRAGONGLASS
NOT FUCKING OBSIDIAN

how does one ice spear kill a dragon

Tripped into a plothole full of water and drowned

Why don't the dragons just roast the army of white walkers/wights?

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The evil white people can actually control their zombie AND they have a dragon of their own. A lot more dangerous compared to TWD tier shit.

Dragonglass is obsidian, this is a brainlet defense.

Is the coming battle going to top the retarded shenanigans of the battle of the dumb bastards? The bar is set pretty low, but I have faith in D&D.

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which one?

super unhuman strength the night king has and shit ton of magic, both of which he will suddenly lose when he has to fight jon 1v1 in an animetier shit scene

rupturing its fire lungs

Cause the Knight King will just throw spears at it. He's an Olympic athlete.

Tbf it must have been moving incredibly fast, he threw it from like 300 feet away and it wasn't even starting to fall.

dabid magic stick

They powered down since the monolith was destroyed

Why didn't I see any ballistas to fight the ice dragon?

obsidian is just called dragonglass you retard. They use the terms interchangeably but it's literally just obsidian and comes from the same shit, volcanic activity

it was practically a rance of ronginus

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because of lmao ice javelins

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So, what's your opinion on the Littlefinger theory?
I want to believe it only because if it happens to not be true then they would have killed one of the best written characters in one of if not the most stupid of ways.

ive played total war i know how to flank and horses thank you very much

t. DABID Benioff and D.B. Weiss' school of medieval infantry tactics

>Is the coming battle going to top the retarded shenanigans of the battle of the dumb bastards?

Oh you better fucking believe it.

who else /doesn't even watch the episodes/ here?

How can a woman go this downhill after 8 seasons?

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Everyone knows that once you blow up their big church the religious extremists calm down.

Greyworm will be the first to die (of notable characters, not just cannon fodder) in upcoming episode

Honestly, Benioff is decent writer, and D&D dialogues is absolutely fine. If Benioff instead of Weoss hired some Creative Writer, who is good at ideas and plotting then i think it would work much better, but then no writer even with deep ASOIAF knowledge would have hard time to push the story forward with the mess GRRM left.

Gendry is Azor Ahai dumbass

also this

Why don't they just build a wall of dragon glass??? Make winterfell great agian.

North, Vale, Dothraki and Unsullied don't have the know how to make a ballista

White women age like milk

YASS QUEEN SLAY
D R A C A R Y S

Bran though it would be hilarious not to warn everyone the enemy has a fucking dragon, he's a practical joker.

Negative. Greyworm is seen in the Seville dragon pit at Tyrion’s execution in episode 6.

Shouldn't they have discussed how they're going to deal with the White Walkers ice spear SAMs to avoid having the other two dragons killed this time?

And if Theon was the one given the job of guarding Bran from the Night King, shouldn't he be the one getting a Valyrian steel sword, you know the best weapon to use against him? Rather than Jorah who is going to be where in the battle anyway?

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>fight necromancers
>think the crypt is the safest place
???

She's not even the worst one this season

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Bong genes and alcoholism are a terrible combination

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She gets older

gods i hope he's just torn the fuck apart. might as well send these characters through the blender

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Benioff, fuck off

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I mean it's a pretty apt demonstration that your worthless god doesn't exist when the most holy temple to them in the world is destroyed and everyone inside roasted alive and nothing happens.

Why don't they just fucking hand the night king bran?

Based Pete. He pushed someone off a balcony at a party and somehow didn't get done for murder

>character who discusses his retirement plans right before battle dies

SHOCKING TWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She still looks fine, she is 32 years old, two strokes from stress etc... Sophie Turner is 23 yrs old, Maisie Williams 22... And u cant even see the age difference in the show.

Okay that's going too far I'll have you know DAVID Benioff, DAVID not DABID or whatever bullshit comes streaming out of that pathetic insect hole you call a brain, DAVID Benioff and DB Weiss are great writers with a proven track record longer than my dick which was inside your whore mother last night, and I won't stand here and listen to some pathetic incel virgin besmirch our good names on this sad Reddit knockoff.

she was always making retarded decisions and being inconsistent in her behavior, may be shit writing, shit directing, shit acting or a combination of all these factors

>the mess GRRM left.
thiiiiiiiis

Pretty solid.

Cause Dany destroyed it.

Fucking zoomers

youtube.com/watch?v=Sggmx8vysoc

>giving a valyrian steel sword to a dickless faggot
lol. And he's not even gonna fight anyway, Night King can just fly over on Viserion to burn Bran and that godswood.

Bob was uncuckable

remember all those filler episodes of dany making her way across essos?

I did the most good writing in GOT, Weiss is pain in the ass he ruined my good ideas.

i'm really hoping for some good pratical and gory scenes, not just blood flying at the camera and characters getting overwhelmed by zombies, but that's most likely what we'll get

Sam's been feeding her well

>The bar is set pretty low
I'm prepared for the worst desu

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Last River stop avatar fagging.

how much you wanna bet the next episode isnt even the battle it'll be whatt theon's sister and cersei are doing during it

This fact is being purged from the internet FYI.

Also, I'll look similar to him at 40 too because my hair is greying fast.

someone post arya sideboob

>tfw Theon is Azor Ahai
>not just the Prince of Winterfell but the Prince who was Promised
>during aCoK red star flies over when Theon goes to Pyke
>born amidst salt (his Iron Islands baptism; reborn) and smoke (burning of Winterfell; reborn as Reek)
>Melly, when searching for visions of Azor Ahai "sees only Snow" because she's seeing Ramsay Snow (not Jon), assuming Ramsay is Azor rather than the feeble looking Reek by his side
>Melly "sees snow" (uncapitalized) after Theon and Jeyne have escaped Winterfell and are escaping in the blizzard
>Vic's hand foreshadowed Greyjoys being healed by R'hllor- Theon's wounds will be healed/regrown by melly's fire magic to restore him as a Prince and a warrior of light
>he will regain his fingers, but they will burn like molten rock, and he will be given a volcanic cock of r'hllor to spread the lord's seed, paralleling moqorro's magic with Vic
>theon in a way has been dead a long time but he is a physical incarnation of what is dead may never die
>the dragon has three heads- Theon's three births.
>in having three lives, theon will also be lightbringer- he died the first time (Theon), he died the second time (Reek), but the third time, the weapon glowed with light (Azor)
>theon's name theme will be ongoing ("You have to know your name") he needs to learn his true name, Azor Ahai
>"theon" in Greek means "godly"
>grrm hates the cliche "true hero" idea, jon is too obvious, theon does horrible things and is weak making it surprising
>if anything, theon's opposite, the other outcast of winterfell, jon snow, will be geared towards being a heroic character but end up going dark after his resurrection, with a wolf's hot fury and a desire for revenge
>the final battle will be fought between the two sons of winterfell, the two brothers of Robb, neither a stark. but a bastard and a turncloak ward
>it FITS

youtube.com/watch?v=TFGHQjHt470

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Wait, she's had two fucking strokes? Jesus.

>Cause Dany destroyed it.
when exactly because I don't recall?

>40 years old
>looks a retired lesbian

Based?

If Lord Glover isn't hanged as an oathbreaker then unironically fuck this show

>have three kids you're disappointed in as your heirs who inherit everything and live the good life as princes and princess getting good marriage prospects
>they aren't actually yours
The man's a cuck

>Night King can just fly over on Viserion to burn Bran
This is a smart thing to do that would instantly solve a GOT character's problem. Therefore it is guaranteed to not happen in GOT. Instead the Night King will get land, get off, and walk very slow over to Bran while glaring ominously.

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Only the Lannister tech tree gets ballistas, you need to recruit a Qyburn to unlock them.

WHO
EVEN
LIKES
THEON'S
FUCKING
LESBO
SHITTY
SISTER

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>32 years old
>two strokes from stress
>"stress"

Is stress bong slang for coke?

Based Monkey soup poster

Winterfell just unlocked the wheelchair in the tech tree, you're dreaming if you think they can build ballistas

I want to see Theon eat her salty lesbo pussy

I also don’t get this. I assume it’s because muh honour (but actually killing the man who’s about to burn ~1 million people seems pretty honourable.) But anyways everybody already refers to him as the mad king without knowing he was going to kill them, the entirety of Westeros more or less revolted against him and killed him. What is the reason for covering for the king? If anything you’d think the Lannisters would be stoked to tell everyone in kings landing they just saved all of their lives

>he cute!

*raises paw*

can you imagine just how easy things would be if when the army is just out there like sitting ducks, the night king just flies in on viserion and takes them all out in 2 minutes? instead we're going to get dumb ass shit

Ned hid behind his notions of honor, but in reality his feelings toward Jaime were born out of envy.

He wanted to avenge his family personally and take the king's life by his own hand. Instead not only was this right taken from him, it was taken from him by someone that up until that moment was complicit in the regime, complicit in the death of his father.

Surely this ate up Ned on the inside, but instead of owning up to his own sin he'd rather delude himself, and swear that his hatred for Jaime was on purely principled terms.

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Why are the Unsullied castrated?

most unfortunate for the glovers

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>I want to see Theon eat her salty lesbo pussy

This would be a nice ending to the show.

>LE COCK JOKES

>I think Ned Stark loved Robert better than he ever loved his brother or his father . . . or even you, my lady. He was never unfaithful to Robert, was he?” Jaime gave a drunken laugh.
>He found himself thinking of Robert more and more. He saw the king as he had been in the flower of his youth, tall and handsome, his great antlered helm on his head, his warhammer in hand, sitting his horse like a horned god.
>Would that Ned had been able to say the same. Fifteen years past, when they had ridden forth to win a throne, the Lord of Storm’s End had been clean-shaven, clear-eyed, and muscled like a maiden’s fantasy. Six and a half feet tall, he towered over lesser men, and when he donned his armor and the great antlered helmet of his House, he became a veritable giant.
I think Jaime was onto something

>Why are the Unsullied castrated?

Going though transition

Bran is busy being in a constant state of bliss watching people fuck at every moment in history.

Because cutting off their testosterone at birth is a surefire way to ensure your army is full of muscles as they grow

So you guys do know the Night King is not even going to be at the battle right?

Will he finally become the game of thrones

theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/mar/21/emilia-clarke-game-of-thrones-actor-reveals-she-had-life-threatening-stroke

Yup, and she is very nice person. I feel pretty bad for her, it happened after season 1 and it definitely have negative impact for her aging and acting skill

>I volunteer to die next episode, your grace

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If drumpf were in game of thrones he would probably be ned stark.

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only the pillar is cut off

>So you guys do know the Night King is not even going to be at the battle right?

Well duh he's at King's Landing

Literally how the fuck do you stop the Night King while mounting an ice dragon and dual wielding ice javelins?

If Jon has called everyone in the North to Winterfell to fight the army of the dead, where is Ned's oldest friend, Howland Reed? He would know from Meera how big of a threat the Night King is, surely he and his craggomen would be really good for sniping away White Walkers with dragonglass arrows?

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Genuinely frustrating. M-MUH OATHS. I hate jon snow so fucking much.

Indeed. Bran has seen Renly and Loras many a time.

The extent of his madness wasn't really known to its fullest by most people. Most of his reign had been pretty great (mostly thanks to Tywin). Jaime autistically refused to explain himself. And Westerosi culture makes what he did particularly evil: he was the King's sworn sword and he broke that oath and killed him while he was unarmed. It's in a similar league to violating guest right.

Jaime was right though and fucking Targ shits can cry about it.

Rhaegar looks like some sneaky old dirty jew lmfao

>thinking dan and dabid will write the night king as a tactical genious
he will 100% fall for the trap and we'll get some anime tier jon and night king batlle

genetic + stress probably

>the rap, Stanza
>the rap
>it was ice like my chainz dat nite
>Stanza
>Stanza
>the rap
>it was lit

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puberty really fucked him up

yea this hasnt been funny in a long time

Reed? Meera? Just forget about them as writers did.

Why do we have to pretend that Sansa is a actual character.
Why can't they just kill her off for good instead of making her a plot device for 7 seasons staight.

The ageing, David. I was beautiful...

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Eunuch soldiers existed in our history and could be effective. Depends when you cut.

The idea behind the Unsullied in the books is to remove all worldly and human desire from them. They are brutalized to remove their sense of empathy (the killing of the puppy and slave child). They're viciously trained until obedience becomes second nature or they die. They're dehumanized, changing their names on a daily basis. They're drugged to remove their sense of pain. They're castrated to eliminate even their sex drive.

An Unsullied is training, discipline, and the orders to put those to use.

AA defenses.

>where is Ned's oldest friend
Killed by a pig in S1

>watching his brothers and sisters have sex

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Yes, let's introduce the 1,476th pointless character to the show in the final act. Good thinking, dude!

Same way he's gonna be susceptible enough to get killed, nerfing him. That super strength he used to throw the javelin, gone, that ice crack move he used on the 3 Eyed Raven's cave that he could've tried again on the Wall or on Winterfell, forgotten, his foresight, a thing of the past.

that whole segment was dogshit
he just came back to life and relieved himself of his nights watch oath, and then the second some targ calling herself queen comes along he bends le knee right before a contrived disagreement to create some shallow tension and drama and make himself look like a stupid cuck

>Yara is captured by Euron
>Nothing happens to her, she has no interesting interactions with him
>Theon leaves Winterfell to go on an arduous journey to save her
>Instantly finds her and frees her, is back in Winterfell the next episode

Why even have this plotline if it went in a complete circle and nothing fucking changed? It's not even like Dany losing some ships even mattered, she still had enough to get her army back to the North and have boat sex.

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Bran would forsee this. The problem with introducing a meta future seeing character is that lots of predictions can be easily made.

Bran let Jaime live because Jaime does something important this coming episode. He let Theon live because Theon needs to die to save him. He put himself as bait because he knows the Night King isn't going to Kings Landing like the retarded spoilers say

Dave & Buster forgot the crannogmen exist.

He can warg, remember that

>he doesn't realize Sansa will take the throne after everyone else is killed off

>make valerian steel ninja daggers
>give to Arya Stark
>strap her to belly of dragon
>fly to Night King
>she intercepts lances with perfect dagger throws
>does a 920 no scope Sheev spin off the dragon to kill the Night King with the Gendry spear
>picks up his front clasp thing
>There must always be a Night King
>She orders the dead north and holds them at bay for all eternity
There, I just saved millions of lives and ended the war forever

But wasn’t he already known for burning people for fun? Like I said even the peasants call him the mad king. But yeah it’s like the other user said about Ned hating Jaime even though he killed the madman who burned his father, brother and father of the guy who kidnapped and raped your sister, Westeros is a clown world

Can he warg a dead dragon?

Sansa is literally D&D's favorite character and they both love Sophie. They literally refused to give Sophie a nude scene because they watched her grow up but gave Maisie a sex scene

It's ironic, as Ned was Robert's greatest traitor. He kept Rhaegar's son not only alive, but thriving as Ned's bastard son. He knew the truth and knew that Lyanna didn't give a shit about Robert, and had to pretend to be friends with Robert for years.

Is that Oberyn fucking his own niece

>every single dumb decision is justified by "Character X can see the future so he knows this is the only way they can win"
Stupid in Avengers and stupid here.

Yeah, and they are in the same army as literal fucking sandniggers riding horses who rape for a sport.
Great show.

>anime tier finale show downs with the night king
The actor of the Night King revealed the end.
NK will probably do some sick shit, kill some of Jon's friends and family or reveal his identity, possibly being a Stark.

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Only the back half

>>Would that Ned had been able to say the same. Fifteen years past, when they had ridden forth to win a throne, the Lord of Storm’s End had been clean-shaven, clear-eyed, and muscled like a maiden’s fantasy. Six and a half feet tall, he towered over lesser men, and when he donned his armor and the great antlered helmet of his House, he became a veritable giant.
What I don't understand is if Robert was supposed to be this fantasy version of the Chad meme, why was Lyanna so unhappy about getting married to him? Considering the way things work in those societies she's lucky she didn't get stuck with an overweight guy in his 50s.

That would be hilarious if while Night Dollar Store Costume was distracted fighting Jon, Bran just ganked him from behind with his own zombie dragon.

*outsmart Littlefinger, Tyrion, Varys in one move*

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No, he can't warg into any of the wights or white walkers. The Night King could detect him

Let's waste final arc time showing how badass is little Lyanna Mormont instead! Absence of Meera and Reed's people is really weird but they just forget about them, I'm sure.

To be fair, show Unsullied totally suck.

They did both nigger

*outfits armor with leather*

Nah they always just justify it with "god is testing us" mental gymnastics. That was how the Jews spun the Romans destroying their temple and how the Christian Romans spun the Goths sacking the place in the 5th century.

*forgot

I had repressed and forgotten that scene. Thanks, I hate it.

they should have been absolute killing machines, but they really are just hired help

>why was Lyanna so unhappy about getting married to him?

He was known as a philanderer even back then, and Lyanna was the spiteful sort who - by virtue of being told to do something - didn't want to do it. Ned muses a bit on the betrothing and suspects Lyanna resented being tied to a dude who she was pretty sure only wanted to fuck her.

Howland will show up to confirm that John is a Targ, after Danyearious kills everyone she thinks knows on grounds of "treason" (Sam, Bran, Sansa). Things are gonna get spicy

>Lyanna so unhappy about getting married to him?
He was a known whore-mongerer and she realized she would effectively be turned into his personal slampig until she got old/fat and he'd start leaving bastards all over while she has to take care of his shit.
Rheager appeared to be a way out of that for a girl who was what 12 when she got crowned?

I can't understand the hard-on for Sophie Turner.
She is a shitty actress and not only in GoT but in other media aswell.
Fuck me mate, just when I thought X-men were going to be great again they just had to fucking hire Mrs one face brit to fuck up one of the most important characters of that franchise.
Fucking end me.

...

Just keep killing them until you run out then. As long as they keep gathering in temples it should be easy.

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it's makes some sense i guess, it's about discipline, but grrm is kind of an idiot or he just chose to ignore the reality of what happens to boys castrated before they hit puberty. the unsullied would basically be a bunch of weak women. they cut the unsullied nuts off when they are children, so when they hit puberty they wouldn't be getting testosterone. i think i also remember reading something about how eunuchs were usually tall because cutting the nuts off does something that affects height.

>hates Bobby for sleeping around too much
>falls for a married man

Always a relevant reminder that Fox's final two choices for X-Men were Sophie and Saoirse Ronan, and they went with Sophie because she had more social media followers

He was a chad, but Targaryens had Dragons, hoes.

Because Lyanna was "different". Robert was too rude and willd for her. She cried over Rhaegar's love songs so we can make conclusion she wanted someone gentle, noble, etc.

GRRM didn't write Lyanna or Rhaegar to be perfect. The dude cucked his legit wife and got her and his kids killed.

Winterfell is mine, your grace.

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Where did this future seeing meme come from?

This, isn't the point of a castle
that you are supposed to stay inside? I'm not well versed in medieval history but it seems pretty dumb to leave your castle if your outnumbered 1000 to 1 against an enemy.

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Carice van Houten is 42. Does that make her immune to the wall or about to slam into it any moment now?

Probably plastic surgery, realistically speaking.

New Thread:

A castle is a hard defensive point with some staying power (due to wells, dry stocks) from which professional soldiers can sortie. Generally castles are very hard to storm which means the troops garrisoned in them are safe as long as they can withdraw back to the castle.

The problem here is that the army of the dead automatically wins all sieges. They don't even NEED to try to storm the walls, they can just wait until everyone starves if they care to. You can only defeat an enemy who vastly outnumbers your castle garrison and who cannot starve or die of disease by sortieing and defeating them in the field.

i would consider making an exception for a zombie army. if just one of your men dies, he becomes a wight and now your castle is a deathtrap for your own men.
But then they went and hid all the women and children in the crypt, so they more than likely have no idea what they're doing.
The showrunners are trying to recapture that magic from battle of the bastards.

What the fuck is that fat cunt doing?

She got pregnant and had a kid user, Wall's already been hit. That body will never be the same and those tits will sour once the milk dries

Writing... GoT spinoff pilots

Taking a break from TWoW

Yeah, those two chapters he wrote in 2012 were very tiring

God, what a little cunt this guy was.
And he made it look good.