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>Cillas' food addiction is getting in the way of his ability to be there for his fiancee Jessica, and her three daughters; if he doesn't lose weight soon, he knows he'll lose either his girls or his life
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Confess.
I forgot the show was on and just tuned in, what did I miss?
I masturbated while sniffing my moms panties yesterday
I'm a type 1 diabetic and I use low blood sugars as an excuse to eat shit
i gained back all the weight i lost
Cillas has a gf
I don't
my finance's daughter(x3)
QUICK
GET YOUR WEIGHT PREDICTIONS IN
WEIGH IN 15 MINUTES FROM NOW
I used to be 400 pounds and could still eat 2 16" pizzas with an order or fries without throwing up. I would die of diabetic shock if I acted on binges
USE ARCONAITV LINK.
CLICK "TLC CHAT" TAB
I am the origami killer
HE HAS A NORMAL LOOKING GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVENT HAD SEX IN SEVEN YEARS
>am i cute?
I had a buffalo chicken ranch sandwich combo from Whataburger for lunch today.
It was good.
I also haven't felt hungry since.
750lb
No, more like 4. In what world do pizzas have 20 slices? You order party pizzas?
I wish I was a cute girl
657lb
700
683
I ate a lot of sugar after my 3 hour gym because I'm 'bulking'. Feels terrible but I got free sweets and they're just a source of calories
670 lbs
670
642lb
>seven years
FAT CHAD VS FIT VIRGIN
I'm eating 6 eggrolls right now.
669
what did they smell like
>seven years
Lmao, that's weak shit
Is that an iron cross on his arm?
717
i’m redpilled
I give a fast food stop or two a good 99.5% on this road segment. Burgers or fried chicken?
692
One of my best friends and my gf in high school were Type I diabetic. I learned a lot about Type I diabetes and how to take care of it and all the shit you have to do about it in high school.
I feel bad for you bro, I hear that shit is gonna make your older life not too fun.
yes
Who here /fat/?
700
705
Damn look at that loaf of crap
I'm gonna say 714
>Neveah
Come the fuck on now
just occured to me
>nevaeh
>heaven
580
he has a very strange obsession with niveah
745
EMT kino
>it's a "casually calls fire department to shove my fat ass into the back of a van" episode
Nigga looking big and kinda tall, seemed kinda thicc before he got insanely obese, and it's a dude so the women in prior weeks may have thrown off my ideas.
I say: 702
645
Eight firefighters. EIGHT!
625
that firetruck/pick-up hybrid looks like the clown car version of a firetruck
aahahahaha
>white people
722
674
I can't stop stuffing my face with string cheese
send help
890
100% chance any girl named Nevaeh was born to a trashy single mom and will eventually turn into a prostitute or stripper when she is older.
Should almost be a LAYGZ square at this point famalam.
>has a QT slam pig and loli harem situation
what the fuck this is bullshit BULLSHIT hope this nazi fuck dies
742
Who ssi here
Right here bro! Been doing good on my diet. Have lost 20 lbs
737 like the airplane
656
Just tuned in. Hope I didn't miss too much.
is this what obese people watch to make themselves feel normal?
me
Dude's running out of oxygen like sonic in a water level
the most kino of episodes!
>we need to stop
>she keeps going
yeah we eat snacks and laugh at the only people fatter than us
long term we're hoping to get one of us on the show
Kek
How many of you guys are fatsos watching fatkino to convince yourselves to get fit?
Does he fuck the white trash lolis?
DING DING DING JANNY
CHANGE MY OXYGEN TANK
JANNY
JANNY
MY MACHINE IS BEEPING
CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW
He's wallowing like a pig in mud
LMAO
>this guy has a gf
>real life baneposting with Dr. Now
make it happen
>give or take
The first time I heard that name was on Flavor of Love. One of the "contestants" was going to use that as her stage name
Was the loli his daughter?
I let myself go over the past year and I'm dieting now to lose it before summer. I don't wanna be the fag on the beach wearing a t-shirt and saying it's because I don't want to get sunburned, but it's actually because I'm disgustingly fat and look like a mound of old yogurt
>calls 911
>doesn't explain to dispatch why they need help
>fire truck shows up and doesn't know what's going on
How mant EMT scenes are we gonna get? Kek
When you you run out of oxygen but she keep drivin'
Is it time America opened concentration camps for all the fatties?
Mega movers they literally make things to move fatties
kek
these are the most entertaining show threads on Yea Forums anymore
HAVE TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TWICE!!!!
>all the firefighters immediately call in and say they won't be available the next morning for when he has to leave the hotel
Step daughter. I thought the oldest 2 were step and the youngest was his since the oldest 2 go to live with their dad a couple months out of the year, but it said on the screen that the loli is also his stepdaughter so I don't know what that's all about.
Kings didn't live this well.
why are you allowed to call the fire department for this shit? what if therse a fire?
are those slices of hot dog
That's what America already is
This is actually so fucking boring.
>long term we're hoping to get one of us on the show
There’s pretty much 0% chance that James Alefantis wasn’t a prolific Yea Forums poster. He probably created all the NEET wagie posting
>yeah we eat snacks and laugh at the only people fatter than us
>long term we're hoping to get one of us on the show
that's what i figured. this show looks depressing as hell and i bet the only way anyone can derive any pleasure from it is if their life is also totally fucked.
682
How's it going
used to be. lost 80 lbs over the past 2 years. this show is cathartic.
I'm guessing 2 more. I can't remember an episode where we had multiple EMT scenes
it pays the bills
almost
firefighters are first responders and based on the interaction they just told 911 that someone was stuck
calling them 3-4 times to transport this fat fuck is abuse
sometimes I wish i could be in the right place at the right time to see one of these fuckers at the grocery store on a cart or getting moved from a cargo van into a hotel room. its gotta be more enjoyable to see in real life. like seeing your favorite sports team or rock and roll band
lost 50 pounds because of this based show
now im back in drop 8 jackets and slim fit pants
I could have sworn I saw a blurred out Yotsuba theme on Assanti's tablet during one of his episodes. Another LAYGZ update, all I have added since the last one is road trip. Decided not to go for body horror since the blob shape is pretty common and doesn't stand out enough.
I was thinking the other day, if I include my body weight with the weight I lift then I roughly have 550-600 pounds loaded on me. I only have that on me for a few minutes at a time, how the fuck do these people live with that much weight on them all the time.
Just ate a plate of pulled pork for dinner.
Imagine doing all the training to the a firefighter and half the shit you do is moving fatties into amber lamps and equally dumb shit like that
750 (TOO FUCKING HIGH)
657
700
683
670 (X2)
642
669
717
692
700
705
714
580 (RETARD)
745
702
645
625
674
722
890 (WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING)
742
737
656
682
>B-Babe, this doesn't look like the Hospital. D-Dr. Now, are you here?
Very poorly
He's real tall lying on that bed.
760
>THUNDERSTRUCK
Hope so
Also, his guy might unironically be one of the more literate people on this show. He reads the voice-over scripts almost like he came up with them himself.
I'm unironically having a salad right now.
665
Let's go boyz
imagine having to file for worker's comp because of one of these behemoths
Terry Davis once said 'We've turned the world into a nigger cattle feeding farm' or something to that extent
>getting this upset over a meme
wtf is this tripfag tripping out over?
I'll guess 696
Why are so many of them on oxygen?
703.
late to guess
I'm saying 730
Just go to Walmart. If you're American that is
the fat is suffocating them
F
Kys newfag
I know an EMT bro and half is job is moving fatties. Imagine all the medical schooling and getting all the certificates and working 24 hour shifts and youre constantly dealing with obese people instead of saving lives.
I wonder what it's like to be such a piece of shit that getting into a van for a few hours is the hardest thing you've done in years
Is that nerd gonna really divorce his foreign hottie?
You just know he shit and piss all over that bed
his whole body is aching from that harrowing ordeal. how sad.
do these sacks of shit get billed from the fire department for this shit?
Imagine having 200 pounds or an average person pushing on your lungs all the time.
do you think he has any broken ribs that he's dismissed as stomachaches?
jesus christ how many times is he going to call 911 just to get out of bed
of course they do, its the
U
S
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His gf is pretty damn cute when she's got makeup on.
A WHOLE THREE(3) EMT SCENES
Imagine needing EMT/fire department to move you in every city you visit.
Is one fatty worth all the other lives in danger?
I'm going to eat a large pizza for dinner; on the one hand, the only thing I've eaten for the past 48 hours are 2 cinnamon rolls, on the other hand, I'm a fatty.
They can't breathe hard enough to gather enough oxygen from the air around them; they need to supplement it with more.
I don't think I've ever seen that on fatkino. Hernias and gallbladder issues seem to be the most common stealth medical disorders they never know about.
a stranger arrives
Imagine the smell
723
>I'LL DIVORCE YOU
well at least he has job security. They've been called 3 fucking times to move his fat ass!
Tfw you throw your back out pulling some fatty into his van.
>another kino Dr. Now garage shot
>another "hospital controlled diet" episode
fuck these ogres they don't deserve easy mode
The nigger last week I think went to Dr Now's like 4 times, so there and back, maybe back to a motel once or twice, so like 10 or so fire department trips to move a nigger who lost 3 pounds in 8 or 9 months
the ironic thing is that if he was trapped in a building fire, the fire department wouldn't be able to get him out in time
TLC probably pays for it
TLC must have some fucking crazy insurance, without that he'd be dropping 10k on EMTs every morning just getting out of bed
Oh shit we need a screenshot of Dr. Now in the garage like we got last week. I didn't snip it in time.
lost nearly 30 lbs, put on 20 after being unemployed, trying to lose it all again.
kino
KINO!
They should still try because that large of a fuel source might burn down the neighborhood. People this fat can't be burned in regular cremation ovens or else they burn down the whole building.
i just ate a hot pocket
So it's more of a strained diaphragm thing
I remember every time my super obese friend would get off the couch or out of a chair, this rank stench would rise into the air. He's doing better these days though; got some surgery to get him started and has lost a lot of weight. Has a good-hearted woman now too who's helping him out.
These are my favorite shots in the show. Thanks for grabbing and posting, it's my new desktop...
So is that a show about dudes who order mail-order brides and their inevitable divorce because of course those women don't give a shit about the beta that ordered her, she just wants her citizenship by marriage and to fuck off in America?
Dr. Now going in HARD
>this shot composition
say it with me
K - I - N - O
Just tuned it, had a pork chop and sausages for dinner, already regretting it, how are my fellow /fatties/ doing tonight?
wait a second I just thought of something.
Wouldn't you survive WAY longer burning to death if you were that fat.
A normal body dehydrates and suffers fatal damage to vital organs after several minutes, but with that much fat on your body wouldn't you survive for MUCH longer until suffering fatal damage, just burning and listening to your fat crackle as it feeds the fire
There are many of us who love the Dr. Now garage shots.
Mostly, but there are some women who buy nigger or sand nigger husbands.
Is he a white supremacist if he has an iron cross tattoo?
I liked the one near the beginning where the girl pulls the blinds and you see the sliver of light shine on his face. The only light he ever sees each day.
Oh whatever. He only showed up this season. He's a namefag.
I love it when he's hardcore on these fucks.
>You obviously don't get up and walk to the kitchen
Based AF Dr Now!
No, one of the things that kills you if you burn to death is all the oxygen being burned off all around you, you can't breath
your lungs would still burn and fill with fluid at the same rate from the hot air and you would suffocate at the same rate
camerabro is too good for this show
So every episode
Smoke would take him out long before that. It's usually much more dangerous than the flames and heat.
>ywn 3 young, nubile daughters enable your eating addiction
are they cute?
>Ah, Dr. Now! My old nemesis. We meet again!
I actually feel bad for him. I hope he makes it.
you'd probably pass out from lack of oxygen before that
Closing off weight guesses, they should announce the weight after this commercial.
Gotcha, senpai. Saved it myself but I believe I didn't post it. Please collect them and do fantastic montages (like )
LAYGZ update
>I actually feel bad for him.
why? he put himself in this situation
Yeah. It's a good show.
Scary!
>feeling bad for some alt-right piece of shit with an iron cross tattoo
cringe
The loli is, we haven't seen the other 2. They brought up that they go live with their dad a few months out of the year, but I'm going to say there was more behind the scenes like their dad not wanting them on the show or other legal reasons.
Didn't the mom ditch him with the grandmother when he was younger?
it'll never happen but i would kill for a making of documentary
i want to see this absolute legend going around with a viewfinder rambling about composition while an indifferent fatty gorges themselves in the background
Dr. Jon Basso vs Dr. Nowazardan when?
>free will
you know I used to be kind of a wizard myself when I was younger, now I'm married with a kid. Not saying it's terrible or anything but...you're gonna miss your single days when they're gone. If I was you I'd stop worrying and just make the best of it while it lasts.
American advertisements are cringe
Yes
Did anyone catch the Schenee replay this afternoon?
>DO YA BELIEVE IN GOD DR NOW????
It sounded like he loved his mom and had as good of a relationship with her as you could hope for in their fucked up situation.
yeah, id say that's good enough for mommy issues
why are 90% of them about female grooming
human condition innit
we always want what we dont have
n*gger lovers btfo
>1200 calorie diet
>drinking anything but water
L O L
This bitch infuriated me. I had to change the channel before that scene played.
imagine losing 400 pounds and you end up looking like roseanne
>his laygz
what if your wife saw this post user? I think you should show it to her and talk about it
There's other things that have no calories in it..
Uhh, so what's the initial weight, Dr. Now?
SEVERELY COMPROMISED
this was one of the best episodes imo
probably one of the most delusional people we've seen
729
you got that right senpai, if I have one piece of advice for younger people it's to keep that in mind at all times
his fiances kind of cute, she should lose some weight
>i want you to print off all your Yea Forums posts and show then to your wife before our next session, i think its an important part of your recovery
reminder to NOT do the shit she advises
>729
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOLY SHIT
>sad about getting rid of food
BIG BOY
729... damn I wanted to go higher but I kept him the 600s.
7 2 9
2
9
not bad user
ABSOLUTE UNIT
750 (TOO FUCKING HIGH)
657
700
683
670 (X2)
642
669
717
692
700
705
714
580 (RETARD)
745
702
645
625
674
722
890 (WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING)
742
737
656
682
760 (HOLY SHIT)
665
696
703
730
does the scrotal sack have fat?
Oh hey, already down to 330 pounds after 1 day on a 1200 calorie diet. We're all gonna make, brehs.
272kg or 729 lbs
What's the biggest we've seen this season? 'Cause this is the highest weight I've seen so far.
>stream craps out right after weight's announced
mom was being weak
Every white dude who appeared on this show has always made it. I hope he does too. He has such a good mindset.
>Rob-like attitude
Shit, is he on truckloads of opiates too?
does he rape his kids or what? every other sentence is about how beautiful they are
>729
Kids and a girlfriend
His GF is cute unironically
>Flipped
You wish
in the loo now
>5th day of diarrhea
i'm going to die
Wrong
why can't they just carve all the fat off and graft on new skin or spray new skin on with stem cells
seriously people can suffer 3rd degree burns over their entire bodies, 90% of their skin gone, and still survive and grow new skin with grafts and stem cell spray
Yes.
textbook slampig
also kids are cute enough that i wouldnt even mind
Cillas is kicking ass
HE'S GONNA MAKE IT
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>What's the biggest we've seen this season?
Robert. I saw a spreadsheet some user made of their weights and losses.
It's back up. I saw the 729/330kg weigh in
729 lbs is 330 kg user
>PRO TEEN
>LOCC ARE'B
>DIE AT
>this is someone's kink
>does he rape his kids or what?
I think it's on the list
>138lbs in 1 month
bruh
>already sub600
awwshit
>lost 138 lbs in one mont
Holy shit.
>How hard you are working
Calm down now, Dr.
kek, this would be a pretty good show, bitch puts a keylogger on her husband's computer and finds all the tranny porn and shitposting he does then confronts him with it
they'd bleed to death
thing with fire is it cauterizes
Because they wouldn't have learned anything. They'll eat and get fat again.
>130 pounds lost in 1 munt
HOLY SHIT
He was a latino tho. Take that bitch.
Fuck yeah he is. I'm so happy for a happy episode after last week's ghetto fest
>All these people calling fiancee cute
She only looks good because you're comparing her to 600-lbers
It's the most autistic trip fag in the history of Yea Forums been ruining hockey threads for years
I misheard
They should change the name to My 700 Pound Life. Fatties in the 600 range seem to be a minority lately.
That's why he needs to lose the weight
>there are anons ITT who weigh less than his first month of weight loss
FAT CHAD gonna make it!
Have sex virgin!
138lb lost in one month
that's more than the last two (three?) put together
Test
Well I guess he isn't going to die.
she'd be hotter if she wasn't fat
Do you have the spreadsheet? I want to know who the smallest whale was
NUMBER ONE SUCCESS STORY
Can confirm.
>getting discharged
>wife leaving the state
here we go
A FUCKING WINCH
Present
1 hour of this show left. Is he really going to make it or is he going to have CHEAT DAYS?
Remember, he was monitored at the hospital for 1 full munt.
How desperate does a bitch need to be for a man like that?
nah, she's got beautiful eyes
Yeah, she has a nice looking face but all that arm fat is awful
She's not desperate, she allegedly left another man for him.
unfortunately no
I'm like 165 so it's close.
Bitch got some huge ass arms
AN APARTMENT BIG ENOUGH
115
Less than five pounds off for me.
You don't get to bring hamburgers
I want to just peel and pop the fuck out of his legs
you cute?
i feel bad for these people. like not pity but... sadness because they obviously dont want this for their life but they cant change
she cute
neveah CUTE
>tfw no daughter who loves you
She has a good face and strong arms to give you kino handjobs, thats literally all that matters
cuuuuuuuuuute
140 so close
Fuckin' a what a wholesome dude. I really hope he makes it.
They always lose a lot at the hospital this ain't surprising
>Stepdaughter
OH NO NO NO NO
>2 ghouls enter the scene
same bruh, but I have the flu right now
>three (3) fiancee's daughters
ftfy
The daughter looks part Mexican or something. Those floppy Dumbo ears.
>quitting nursing school
This has a negative impact on the world as a whole.
I'm like 210... How do I get back down to 180
Sometimes we get success stories. This season has been light on them but tonight looks like one.
136 here
that's a whole fucking me, with a heavy coat on
>implying you wouldn't tap that
grandma got smacked with the ugly tree
Eat less food
Walking fridges
>quits nursing school
>sells house
what kind of woman is this? she's giving up so much for this fat sack of shit. she appears selfless
i was just on idle
Laygz update, we knocked off a few boxes during the last few minutes.
So the wife is like a 30 year old nursing student huh?
Where does all the income come from?
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cut carbs and leave everything else
bread ONCE a day
few times a week have protein only dinners
>that 90 day fiance commercial
OHNONONONONO
Its called being christian. Its about love and compassion. Sorry you don't understand that.
The men are always the most succesful patients, he's gonna make it
Your tax dollars
Child support. Naveah’s dad is a wagie who works 80 hr weeks to pay for based NEET Cillas to fuck his ex wife al play with his kids all day
Should mommy issues be checked? wasn't devoting my full attention during the beginning but remember him saying he didn't have a parent who wanted him - did he mean besides his dad?
