Madness Has Had Its Edition
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Ayden Thompson
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Ryder Robinson
first for twincest
Jason Wright
second for glau
Ethan Hughes
NED, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!
Anthony Murphy
>On the next episode of the HBO original series Game of Thrones...
Leo Bailey
ARYA
KINGSLAYER
Jace Murphy
Caleb Hernandez
Does anyone have the 'It Ain't Me' webm of Drogon burning the Lannister army?
Jose Wright
Having fun with your wife, your grace
Ian Adams
tyrion doesn't get called Imp any more
varys doesn't get called The Spider any more
what other nicknames have been forgotten as the years have gone by?
Nolan Gonzalez
Why do people pretend she wasn't attractive?
Nevermind her kind heart
Kayden Lee
FETCH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER YOU FOOL
Lucas Gutierrez
MAGNUS
based
Ethan Morgan
Arya Horseface. Now more than ever it would be fitting
Robert Torres
This feels like a very S1 era post
Matthew Perez
1st for Bessie
Wyatt Sanders
leeks
David Reed
she's one of those "el goblinos but actually kinda cute at the same time" kinda girls
Landon Reyes
i'd never call her unattractive but she certainly wasn't any great beauty robb should break his vows over
Anthony Rivera
wait a minute
why don't they just send twenty good men at night to scout for the night king and then just kill him?
Ian Anderson
MADNUSS
Cooper Wilson
Robert help me! Aaaaaaggggh
Landon Rodriguez
Beric hasn't been called the Lightning Lord in ages
i don't think Euron was ever called Crow's Eye in the show, which is a shame
David Jenkins
The King is tired.
Ryan Jones
nth for the Rightful King
David Roberts
Who does that?
Ayden Ramirez
Not so into ethnic grills, personally
Grayson Watson
i always thought he was saying magnus. i guess im even dumber than mance
James Long
82nd for Waif-u
Jackson Hernandez
When I played Crusader Kings II there was an event that your character sleeps with a well-endowed scullery maid. If you pick an option to keep her as a spy in your court she becomes a character. I eventually made her my queen and faction leader.
>tfw no milkers queen
Aiden Evans
Sebastian Price
And your sister...
Charles Wright
>imagine being ugly and choosing to become a landwhale
why do women do this?
Christian Cooper
what were they thinking with this armor? its literally plastic
Jeremiah Sanders
She was recently in another movie called My Dinner with Hervé with Peter Dinklage
It wasn't very good
Adrian Fisher
If the ice zombies can't swim then why don't they all just go to the Iron Islands/Essos and wait out the winter?
Kevin Howard
GODS STANNIS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS TIME I FUCKED A WHORE IN YOUR BED!
THAT LITTLE FAGGOT RENLY WALKED IN AND CAUGHT US.
GODS WAS HE A POOF.
ANYWAYS STANNIS, MY DICK WAS SO FAR UP HER ASS IT WAS LIKE THE SMALL COUNCIL!
HAHAHAHA
GODS AM I HUNG, LIKE A BOAR!
TELL ME STANNIS, WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU FUCKED THAT SHRILL HAG OF YOURS?
WHAT'S HER NAME UHH... SELF RELEASE?
Daniel Powell
I was thinking the same thing. I miss the good old days
Jayden Harris
Please gib me more money for wine and whores, good father
Thomas Rodriguez
So is this Dragon whore the baddie now?
William Scott
QYBURN
GET THE ELEPHANT STRETCHER
Kevin Jackson
You're walking the Kingsroad, and this guy slaps your ass. What do you do?
Christopher Gutierrez
If you're going to be a 4.5/10 at best, you might as well eat what you want.
Robert Jenkins
Is Dany going to become the mad queen?
Xavier Jackson
Call him a fag
Kayden Sanders
Ive reflected on my decisions. I want to be kiiiinnng AAAGGGGHH!
Jack Russell
the better question you should be asking is, if the ice zombies can't swim, why would they build a fucking gigantic wall when it would be easier and smarter to dig a river across the continent and connect both oceans?
Isaac Hernandez
Christian Green
cringe and bluepilled
Joseph Flores
Question what he means by offering me a peach.
Sebastian Brooks
>Arya gets boned
James Jackson
Jaime hasn't been called kingslayer in like 4 seasons, unless i'm retarded
Jeremiah Perez
zombie polar bear
Evan Morales
either they're blatantly hinting that she is going to be a villain
or all these 'hints' that we see are just the showrunners doing a really bad job of making Dany look sympathetic (along with Emilia Clarke's bad acting), and we're just seeing what we want to see
Aiden Sanders
Damn he used to be cute.
Chase Davis
More Lancel your Grace?
Tyler Price
yes. Also please stop following me around this board phrasing my posts slightly diffently
Angel Carter
Tell him I don't like anal
William Jenkins
youtube.com
Has he ever said anything positive about the show? Or is his whole schtick just to nitpick all the flaws of each episode in cringey voices
Sebastian Anderson
CARVING A CAKE
Thomas Allen
Waif tits
Henry Perez
They called him Kingkiller last episode
Juan Price
>ghost shows up
>he’s the size of an average wolf
Shouldn’t he be fucking massive by now?
Tyler Cruz
based Cakeboss poster
Camden Rodriguez
I'M SURROUNDED BY BOARS, NED
Parker Gomez
>nitpick
Alexander James
He is a wolflet like his owner
Isaac Phillips
Maybe Jon is just really big ok I can't even finish that
Isaac Price
Shave his chest and then suck his dick
Jeremiah Perry
Adam Campbell
based fagposter
Brayden Myers
Dominic Harris
You just know Nikolaj got a piece of that ass offscreen. How the fuck did he end up with this thing as his unironic wife?
Angel Russell
Bring him back ;_;
Xavier Jones
More time, your Grace?
Justin Reyes
I dunno. Making that tall lass into a knight was symbolism for third wave feminism, so it's likely that Jon sucks out and gives her the throne
Angel Williams
Based Azor Euron will forge the lightbringer by killing Cersei and saving the day
Mason Bennett
lena is a megathot irl
Nathan Baker
he's a chad who fell in love?
William Russell
What's its current status?
Lincoln Bell
He would've been a good King...
Kevin Hernandez
*clack laughing*
Blake Garcia
Is she the one with the nice ass?
Nathan Foster
Some people marry for love, must be a crazy concept for someone who's never experienced it.
Grayson Robinson
;_;
Connor Anderson
FUCK OFF
Owen Robinson
I have no clue wtf he was thinking absolute waste of genetics srs
Bentley Gutierrez
Attack, attack
Easton Bell
>You just know Nikolaj got a piece of that ass offscreen
That's not an accomplishment when everyone in the cast has fucked her
Dominic Wood
>t. brienne
Oliver Gonzalez
shit, the pic was supposed to be another post
Lincoln Garcia
STANNIS
T----------I
A---------N
N---------N
N-------- A
I----------T
STANNIS
Carter Clark
What the fuck was her fucking problem
Liam Johnson
Based Pedro
Jeremiah Gray
OFF THE TABLE
Levi Martin
Julian Williams
I’m watching Season 1 again and it hurts. This stupid garbage was good once. What happened
Angel Lopez
Fuck his wife in his place
James Morris
Mama Snake is underrated.
Luke Rodriguez
ALL HAIL THE ROYAL TITS
Cooper Davis
Why wouldn't she show her tits?
James Foster
Fuck tyrion
Carter Edwards
why do you keep posting this? It's not funny and you spent 24-hours trying to make a /got/ thread out of it.
Andrew Howard
>the spider should fear the lion
Brandon Cruz
CUNT
Kevin Wright
>Dany is banging this
Robert Gonzalez
based pic
Benjamin Edwards
I call him Ober-in Martell because he got it in
Gabriel Rogers
>actor for joffrey is amazing
>people give him so much shit for playing "a bad guy" that he quits acting
why are people so retarded?
Sebastian King
she has no people skills so she thinks she can bond with sansa by listing the things they have in common and making fun of manlets
Jackson Adams
any more comfy photos like this?
Christian Ramirez
Things were so comfy with them... I wish they won. :(
Brayden Baker
post yfw when everyone gets absolutely BTFO next week by the night king
Jordan Ramirez
no. he was an immature asshole
Sebastian Sanders
Kayden Ross
arya is going to kill him with that spear and then quip at him
Brandon Flores
Robert Ward
dany would be good if emilia was more willing to show her tits again
Lincoln Scott
>>actor for joffrey is amazing
>>people give him so much shit for playing "a bad guy" that he quits acting
>why are people so retarded?
Is he an amazing actor or is it just that he fit the role? I think it's the former. Put him in brans place and you wouldn't think he's a good actor.
Alexander Watson
Ryan Reyes
i'm sure someone did
Austin Wilson
The artist is shit yet his drawings of the characters seem to be everywhere like it's official.
Robert Kelly
did this poster just ask why something is repeated in a /got/ thread
Jose Rodriguez
I would give this show so much credit if he actually does just go to kings landing with Viserian and ignores the battle at winterfell.
Joshua Gutierrez
they ran out of books
Nolan Adams
i hope the next review is like 40 minutes long considering how long the episode will be
Adam Hernandez
her tits were rubbish
Carter Cooper
well there's no way to find that out is there since he quit acting? I thought he pulled off the role really well
Nathan Hernandez
>maintain a standing army and navy loyal to the Crown, not the house that's sitting on it or the houses that are allied with it
>maintain an executive cabinet of administrators and advisors whose loyalty is to the Iron Throne
>start a Westerosi bank so you don't have to keep borrowing credit from (((braavosi))) interests
Joffrey did nothing wrong.
Julian Miller
looks like a cartoon network character
Ethan Campbell
i would berry my dick so far up that ass, who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
Levi Wright
Miss Targaryen your dragons ate my fucking burgers again
Grayson Rivera
The autistic voices ruin it
Adrian Evans
Ayden Carter
That just show how little ASOIAF fanartists are
Joseph Morris
he cockblocked the viewers out of like 3 sex scenes
Juan Hill
Closest she got.
Hudson Russell
> I think it's the former.
and yet your next sentence indicates you think it's the latter. I'm not surprised someone with such a shitty opinion can't even type it properly.
Aaron Butler
James Long
*attacks*
Liam Howard
See those pixels on that hammer? They're quite large compared to the rest of the image. This might be a shop.
Cooper Edwards
For me, it's Bronze Yohn Royce
Lucas Morgan
Varys looks so weird with hair.
Jason Johnson
Never happening
Ryder Sullivan
>Missandei and the Waif
Conan couldn't get any more relevant actors?
Nolan Evans
Fixed
Lucas Evans
Bran couldn't look gayer if he tried.
Aaron Cox
>wishing gendry the retard won
holy fuck this dumb faggot was stupid, here is stannis, your older brother, the rightfull successor and heir to the throne, the most expirienced commander on the seven kingdoms, defeated the greyjoy fleet, survived a siege on nothing but sheer will, and he comes to you as family and asks you to join his cause or die, and this faggot chooses to ignore his warnings because of some self rightous sense of goodness and faggotry that he should rule the seven kingdoms because he's kind and was nice to brienne once
Isaiah Garcia
And for that he paid the Iron price
Mason Clark
Post show anyway, now any art is of the actors - yuck!
Austin Wood
this user is unusually persistent for something completely unclever in any amount
Brayden Fisher
Yeah I don't get the notion that every AWOIAF article NEEDS a picture.
Caleb Edwards
It's a steel pixel hammer used by Baratheons.
Kevin Powell
bran looks like an autist from /fa/
Grayson Fisher
She showed them in S6 and S7
Daniel Richardson
>bunch of side characters die next week but no one notable
Edd, Pod, Brienne, Tormund are obvious but no one major will die. What a shit fucking show
Gavin Clark
Cute
Eli Rogers
Christian Jones
Jaxson Lewis
>pay for a massively bloated military that's unable to retake half the continent
>lose control of day-to-day affairs to a cadre of self-interested bureaucrats and rogue opportunists
>go massively in debt to the world's foremost economic power and then piss them off by creating a rival paper-tiger bank
pathetic
Joshua Reyes
why are there two Varys'
Zachary Long
This is why you need to milk as much as you can with new actresses. Once they become slightly famous thanks to you all of a sudden each titty scene costs 5 times as much.
James Robinson
>gendry
Jace Gomez
no she didn't
Benjamin Russell
jorah will probably be the biggest death, no one of real value will die, probably missandei or grey worm, theon and gendry, but these are character no one really cares for or in theon's case have completed their arc
Kevin Hernandez
Aiden Murphy
Hill looks strange with hair. He wears baldness well.
Kevin Perry
t. (((iron banker)))
Not today Syrio Morgulasberg
Nathan Ward
>be sansa, 5'9
>never make height jokes
>be daenerys, 5'2
>have made repeated height jokes
are the rumours about womanlets being the ones most obsessed with height true, then?
Gabriel Ramirez
my guess is they wont, only non essential characters will, and then theyll be defeated by the end of the episode to make room for big bad cersei and euron
Easton Morales
i meant renly, i'm fucking tired and sick
Nathaniel Garcia
Based loli strangling Sansa
Also how come Sam looks like fat Mac?
Lincoln Sullivan
She was naked after she burned the Khals and you can see a boob during boatsex
John Clark
Caption this
Wyatt Cook
No you can't
Jaxson Kelly
Here are the episode 3 leaks:
>Tormund, Varys, Ed, Podrick, Grey Worm, annoying little girl, and berric die in the big battle
>Jon coerces Dany into doing a suicide run with the dragon, one dies, she resents him for it.
>Night King attacks Bran, is driven back by Jaime who loses his other hand to weird frostbite.
>white-walker army looks like they're retreating but the cliffhanger stinger shows they're just marching south instead...to king's landing
Nathan Jones
Slap the jollies
Benjamin Carter
>art is of the actors
The absolute worst I agree.
Justin Jackson
>Robb never got to drink from those milkers
rip
Hudson Powell
*funds a rival claimant*
Grayson Thomas
oh, get well soon
Asher Price
Stand aside, I'll take the Iron Throne
Nolan Johnson
weirdly prudish to hide her tits even she was lying there naked
Jayden Taylor
you mean they will completely fuck up the ending because meme villains like EvIl quEeN and BIg CocK are better antagonists than death personified, actually not even surprising, now watch Jon defeat the NK in hand to hand even tho they established the NK has super human strength
Nolan Taylor
>womanlets being the ones most obsessed with height true
Yes.
>5'6"
>like manlets
>sub-5'3" friends
>demand guys be at least 6'
Jace Smith
Evan Hill
Andrew Harris
>we are less than 4 days away from seeing Grey Worm finally die
Bitch deserves it for failing to save Barristan
Lucas Lopez
You don't have the onions.
Bentley Ross
Post the oldest photo in your GOT collection
Benjamin Adams
Found her favorite timezone.
Cameron Russell
Gavin Reed
thanks fren
Brandon Watson
is it possible to be this comfy?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ethan Fisher
most of them died in the battle of the bastards. at most there's 5 left
William Parker
Nolan Kelly
Evan Torres
Tyler Hall
he wants Renly to look like a boy
Aaron Parker
perfect
Andrew Morgan
The last pic is mostly people that had to get set on fire multiple times. That isn't very comfy
Ayden Bailey
Christopher Morris
bootiful kelly c
Carson Barnes
Remember that time Drogon killed and ate a little girl? Lol dragons eat what ever they want lmao.
Remember when Dany burnt Sam's brother and dad alive for not bowing to a foreign invader? Lol yaasss queen.
Ayden Torres
posting those is my job, though
Samuel Lewis
BING BING WAHOOOOOO
Benjamin Flores
...arry, are you a girl?
Charles Moore
>mfw they subvert your expectations by killing missandei instead
Henry Ward
Joseph Brooks
whoop de doo do you want applause. fuck off attention whore
Luis Johnson
>tfw i forgot about this character
Colton Taylor
Margery looks like she has a nice ass.
Josiah Russell
Updog is a GoT tradition
Jack James
Isaac Peterson
hope these leaks are true because Theon living is the only thing i care about now
Alexander Roberts
>Theon is Azor Ahai
There's still time, right lads!?
Easton Robinson
Someone posted the legit leaks and no one cares, lmao, this board.
Matthew Perez
what's updog?
Anthony Roberts
almost had me if it weren't for the jaime losing his other hand bit
Bentley Cruz
That'd honestly be better, at least Grey Worm is a commander. Missandei is just a translator in a continent where everyone speaks the same language
Thomas Turner
Not much, you
Chase Roberts
>marries for love
>excellent relationship without all that drama bullshit
>builds a happy and healthy family
>wife really loves you and gives you everything in bed
Really makes you wonder
Also, his wife isn't so ugly
Christian Harris
TARGARYEN
FUCKING
SHITS
Jaxson Green
sounds like a fun time with the boys
Michael Fisher
I miss GOT verticals
Ryder Barnes
Theon won't die, one of the Ds said a long time ago that Theon is his favorite character
Robert Jackson
How do we win this battle?
Isaac Ramirez
next
Isaiah Foster
>Jon coerces Dany into doing a suicide run with the dragon, one dies, she resents him for it.
Based Jon subtly picking off impediments to his rise to the Iron Throne
Cooper Mitchell
He's got great taste
Grayson Ross
Either he is a stealth Night King supporter or he's a fucking retard who's gotten lucky for the first couple seasons.
Benjamin Torres
>Tyrion killed both Jaime's father and Davos's son
>Both characters are completely fine hanging out and drinking with him
Leo Turner
There are pics of him with a green glove on. People speculated it was going to be CGI fire or some-shit. So either it's legit or smart fake.
Christopher Sanders
TARGARYEN
COCK
Gavin Torres
>Grand Northern Conspiracy confirmed to be a red herring waste of time in the books
If it wasn't in the show, there's nothing to theorize about them wanting to put Rickon and a unicorn on the throne in the books.
Ethan Nguyen
Send the Dothraki savages to die, everyone else leaves the field
Christian Thomas
where
Brandon Torres
ROCK ON FOREVEEEEER
Ayden Fisher
EVERY "leak" has them going to king's landing, so I'm guessing that's true. Climax of the zombie bullshit can't be episode 3, even though I'd love it.
Benjamin Evans
he's actually just really badly written by the reatrds in charge
>LE WINE, LE COCK, LE DWARF
he's been reduced to a joke machine much like varys was reduced to a no balls joke punchline and littlefinger was reduced to a retarded pedo
Gabriel Phillips
kek
James Bennett
>They managed to find a pretty actress for a Stark girl
That's a first
Jeremiah White
How the fuck are the Stark forces like 5 times the size of the Vale forces?
How are there twice as much Unsullied as Dothraki?
Jace Davis
>How do we win this battle?
listen to women
Alexander Walker
post the pics then
Juan Jackson
Levi Hall
I hate her stupid face
Juan Bell
Everything is a waste of time since it's all leading towards a big fight against a mindless ice zombie army
Wyatt Anderson
Gabriel James
NO ONE FUCKS LIKE EURON
Gavin Gray
It's normal, they want taller kids.
Brody Smith
Daily reminder that these characters and their relevant plots are forgotten and will never be mentioned again:
Illyrio's plot with Varys that is never brought up again.
Robin Arryn, somewhere in the vale, doing fuck all.
Edmure Tully, his corpse rotting in a dungeon at the Twins since Arya never released him.
Meera Reed and the fact that her father was at the Tower of Joy and can first hand confirm Jon's parentage.
The fact that Jon Snow fucking was MURDERED and RAISED FROM THE DEAD
The fact that Jaime MURDERED Dany's father, and it's never brought up WHY he did it.
All the other Knight's Watchmen that survived
many other countless examples of shoddy writing and characterization (BRAVO D&D!)
Ethan Thomas
The Unsullied make no sense, but in an earlier scene it implied that they've armed pretty much every Northman
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Austin Ortiz
>explodes the most sacred temple in the city
> with the most popular people in the kingdom in it
>suffers no retaliation
How can you not support B&R Cersei?
Nathan Thompson
NO ONE VOTES REPUBLICAN LIKE GASTON
Brody Perry
I'm not going to spend an hour trying to find BTS pics to prove this dumbass' leaks. They sound legit. Problem is he doesn't mention any famous old actors coming back as zombies WHICH DEFINITELY will happen. Also it's weird a couple people he didn't mention live like theon.
Jose Martinez
He doesn't even need shoops
Owen Barnes
another one is where the fuck are all the wildlings?
Ethan Mitchell
emilia clarke is just so ugly how can anybody like her
Eli Walker
Use the giant candles to burn the NK's army
Brandon Bailey
Justin Rogers
>18:21
>18:24
>18:26
clear samefag, no idea why you decided to save this. the same guy probably screencapped it himself
Carter Garcia
Tyler Lopez
she is a qt u have no taste.
Gavin Martinez
WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANTS
Bentley Sanchez
which just means it's most likely bullshit, it implies jaime will face the NK when it will clearly be jon
Daniel Foster
Lincoln Rogers
Dylan Watson
The fact that the Night King has Bran permanently marked and can track him anywhere should make him act the exact opposite of "risk himself in the open for the chance of killing Bran." Even if we accept a completely unexplained reason the Night King desperately wants to kill Bran personally, if he can always find him, then the brief opportunity of him being in the open in a battle should be meaningless. The Night King should be completely happy destroyed the entire living army and then tracking down Bran afterwards.
Easton Reed
what were they thinking with these? you can clearly see they are plastic
Michael Perez
She doesn't.
Anthony Cox
one thing that slightly annoys me about the show is that philosophically the main characters operate like they’re in the 19th or maybe even 20th century. other than that Lannister cousin at Harrenhal can’t remember any examples of true dumbasses from a time when education and literacy shouldn’t be widespread. this bitch is straight Florence nightingale
Levi Martinez
Why did Edmure let the lannisters in again?
Juan Torres
Tummy alert
Gabriel Allen
Qyburn is organizing a surprise birthday party for Cersei - the elephants will be there. All of episode 4 will be about the party
Alexander Roberts
Right, but in episode 3? Also having Jaime protect Bran after what happened episode 1 is hackneyed drama 101, so you know it's gunna happen.
Wyatt Perez
bran knows the most about him and probably represent that greatest living threat to his dominion
Jacob Hill
KINGSLAYAH! GET IN EEEYYAAH!
Mason Richardson
She was an essosi noblewoman
Lucas Johnson
>Oh Cersei, I have a BIG surprise for you!
Xavier Kelly
Surrendering your family home to the people who killed your famliy and becoming a captive in Casterly Rock is RAD or something
Levi Hill
>Show is about the Iron Throne, the symbol of control over the Seven Kingdoms
>We have no idea whose is in charge of half the Kingdoms: Dorne, Stormlands, Riverlands (inb4 lol not actually a kingdom) and the Reach (and that's being generous and making the assumption Cersei retook Casterly Rock offscreen otherwise the Westerlands is also unknown)
Daniel Long
her principles are anachronous with the world around her
Daniel Martinez
Shes not ugly, she just isnt as good looking as she used to be. Quit being a fucking autist, you are posting pictures of her that you have saved. Youd fuck her irl.
Dominic Ward
>the gods gave me one blessing
Does being a midget give you a shorter refractory period
Daniel Edwards
4d chess
Oliver Wright
>Reminder that Theon gets his cock back this season
I fucking miss this
James Morris
water freeze
Nathan Evans
le doubel dager
Benjamin Russell
I have a secret pet theory user, that when Cersei inevitably tells the Mountain to choke Euron to death, that we'll find out Qyburn was his plant in Westeros this whole time. It would be pretty cool like the Mountain starts to choke Euron and Euron is legit terrified for a moment. But then he starts to laugh and turn the tables on Cersei or some shit. Leading to Euron's eventual reveal as a smart, human, endgame villain who actually talks and has dialogue instead of the NK who is mute, apparently.
Of course, this would require Euron to be made relevant to the plot in the next ~250 minutes of screen time.
Otherwise, Qyburn is just along for the ride I guess.
Nicholas Morgan
>Theon found himself wondering if he should say a prayer. Will the old gods hear me if I do? They were not his gods, had never been his gods. He was ironborn, a son of Pyke, his god was the Drowned God of the islands … but Winterfell was long leagues from the sea. It had been a lifetime since any god had heard him. He did not know who he was, or what he was, why he was still alive, why he had ever been born.
>“Theon,” a voice seemed to whisper. His head snapped up. “Who said that?” All he could see were the trees and the fog that covered them. The voice had been as faint as rustling leaves, as cold as hate. A god’s voice, or a ghost’s. How many died the day that he took Winterfell How many more the day he lost it? The day that Theon Greyjoy died, to be reborn as Reek. Reek, Reek, it rhymes with shriek.
>Suddenly he did not want to be here.
>“The old gods, he thought. They know me. They know my name. I was Theon of House Greyjoy. I was a ward of Eddard Stark, a friend and brother to his children. “Please.” He fell to his knees. “A sword, that’s all I ask. Let me die as Theon, not as Reek.” Tears trickled down his cheeks, impossibly warm. “I was ironborn. A son … a son of Pyke, of the islands.”
>A leaf drifted down from above, brushed his brow, and landed in the pool. It floated on the water, red, five-fingered, like a bloody hand. “… Bran,” the tree murmured.
Brody Bell
The show is not about the Iron Throne, it is about updog
Kayden Martinez
she’s slutty hot, not beautiful which probably would have worked better
Ryan Roberts
Lincoln Cook
That's not even true. It's Jon who knew about the fact that if you kill a white walker the wights around him stop working. Bran has contributed no useful information about the White Walkers (of course it's hard to tell if he knows anything useful since these dipshits are too dumb to ask him anything except "lol will a dragon work on him" and then stop, rather then something fucking basic like "how did they stop the white walkers the first time").
Brody Brown
she had a story to explain why she does what she does. i think that's a d&d story anyway, didn't robb in the books falls for a reyne girl?
Jaxon Powell
Based leeks
Robert Thomas
Robin Arryn will be in the show again.
Elijah Richardson
>at night
Yeah, I'm sure the mystical snow demons will all be asleep.
Kevin Walker
There is literally, and I mean L I T E R A L L Y nothing to support this whatsoever. There is absolutely no connection between Euron and Qyburn at all. Post your fanfiction theories on Yea Forums where they belong
Juan Morris
What's updog?
Wyatt Morgan
I miss him so much.
Jace Jackson
of course it's gonna be next episode, you think dan and dabid are smart enough to write the night king to see trough this obvious trap being the all seeing mythical and powerful being he is? of course they wont, he will fall for the bait, something will happen and then we will get jon charching at the him like an anime and some epin 1v1 battle, even tho realistically the night king would break his 2 arms when he tried to parry given his godlike strength displayed when he killed viserion
Jaxson Gutierrez
I've come to accept that there will be no intricate plot or big reveal. That's beyond the ambition or abilities of d and d. Qyburn will die in a lame manner, as will Euron
Justin Nguyen
New Thread:
Isaiah Rogers
UPDOG BALLS!!!!!!
Jaxson Cooper
>The fact that Jaime MURDERED Dany's father, and it's never brought up WHY he did it.
Did you really ask why Jaime murdered the Mad King?
Angel Barnes
>Cast God tier pair of tits
>Only show them once
>Kill off character
HBO doesn't even do sexposition right anymore.
Daniel Ortiz
...
Christian Campbell
Not much, you
Jeremiah Thompson
Only normie retards don't think Dany is going off the deep end. I started to question Dany is S6 (I was a firm Danyfag). Now I hope Jaime runs lightbringer through her heart.
Ryan Perez
not much, you?
Luke Taylor
Worse
>show them in dim lighting, stood behind bars
Brandon Carter
>The fact that Jaime MURDERED Dany's father, and it's never brought up WHY he did it.
wtf
Gabriel King
innit funny that people wanted a simple fairytale from sw and got their expectations subverted and the meme of thrones is supposed to be le random and unpredictable instead we got the most boring shit ever
Cooper Mitchell
Nobody in that scene except Brienne and Jaime knew the real reason. As far as anyone else knew, Jaime was an oathbreaker who murdered his king for selfish personal gain.
Dominic Collins
I'm assuming most were at the wall, at least those that survived the BotB, but there were lots of women and children so who the fuck knows what happened to them.
Just another example of attention to detail that is lost by the rapid pace of this show, the writers don't care and can just write it out of existence rather than worry about loose ends.
Honestly, I think this is GRRM's greatest issue; he can't do this with his novels. He can't just ignore things he's already written, he has to come up with solutions to the story and there's so many moving pieces, whereas the show is like a fucking lego set where everything just fits together and the writers can take away blocks if they want and make something else, while GRRM is dealing with a massive jigsaw puzzle that will only work with all the pieces in place.
Andrew James
I think he means that Jaime hardly ever tries to explain the circumstances of the assassination
Ryan Diaz
>Hodor's Little Boy Toy
Alexander Scott
Did you notice in that scene that it's literally never mentioned by anyone why Jaime killed Aerys? It's amazing, because it's an integral part of Jaime's character. He's too proud himself to tell everyone why he did what he did, except for Brienne, yet even she doesn't speak up about that in Jaime's defense. It's incredible, the writers had a perfect opportunity to add to the defense of Jaime and clear the air between him and Dany, and instead they choose to just have Sansa trust Brienne saying he's a good person and that's all resolved and swept under the rug so the plot can chug on once more.
Easton Turner
But everyone knows him as the Mad King.
Isaac Scott
New Thread:
Kayden Hall
always amazed at what slobs brits are with fashion
Cameron Myers
Or you gay or female?
Liam Cruz
well I think the point is that the murder was dishonorable and jaime should have kept his oath to protect the king. the adherence to royal hierarchy is radical. Books Robert had to draw on his Targaryen legacy to win over most of the kingdoms post rebellion
Jacob Jackson
the men are dressed like gays is my point. Shiny coats skinny jeans and Chelsea boots
Parker Ramirez
WHY IS THE CAVALRY IN FRONT
Dylan Reyes
Why did the Hound pick on Gendry when he made him that nice axe? Why burnt man so mean?
Anthony Lewis
ocean water brainlet
Jordan Robinson
Cuck
Caleb Baker
That freezes too you idiot
John Robinson
the sea water does not freeze in the books or show... if the ocean water froze then the walkers could just bypass the wall.
Nolan Ramirez
Underrated
David Evans
its not the same to freeze a canal than a fucking bay
Chase Young
Salt water has a lower freezing point than fresh water, and, due to oceans being large bodies of water, thermal equilibrium would prevent the ocean from freezing.
Logan Kelly
who said they had to freeze an entire bay?
Lucas Anderson
Put a bucket of water and a small glass of water in your freezer. The small glass will be frozen solid a long time before the bucket even has a film of ice on top.
Cameron Garcia
Science: I fucking love it.
Nicholas Nguyen
thats nice but this is a fantasy series with magic. they can't fuck with the sea at all. why aren't they making boats and boating around the wall? theres a giant forest north of the wall with plenty of trees to make boats.
Adam Ramirez
nice damage control
Nathan Garcia
If we assume that one season equals roughly one year having passed in Westeros, Stannis and his entire army have been dead for 3 years now.
The lords, petty lords, knights and soldiers that supported Stannis are mostly dead as well.
The Stormlands are full of Targ-loyalists and former Renly-supporters.
They ahve grown tired of civil war and most likely submited to House Lannister-Baratheon, because in their eyes (they probably didn't really believe Stannis letter) they are closest to legitemate successors of Robert.
Tywin is gone and they probably thought "fuck it", when it comes to commerce, logistics, traffic and shipping in general, they are reliant on King's Landing.
Jaimie told Cersei that she is in control of "three kingdoms at best".
Lannisters held the Westerlands firmly, Freys held the Riverlands, although with Tully and brotherhood forces still posing some issues at that time, and since the North, Vale, Reach and Dorne were out of control ad the Crownlands are not a kingdom, Jaimie definetly refered to the Stormlands.
Riverlands were secured during season 6, although the Freys are dead since Season 7, the Lannisters now practically rule alone there. The Reach and the castle of Highgarden were retaken by the Lannister-Tarly forces in season 7.
Blackwater Rush was a mere raid and the armistice ended Daenerys' invasion.
The sandsnakes are dead and captured, but Dorne is known for its terrain and Dornishmen pose a pain in the ass during guerila warfare, for most of its history, Dorne was disunited and made up of lords and petty lords who ruled their domain, for centuries, Dorne was not even integrated into the Seven Kingdoms, the Targaryens, their large armies and men couldn't change that, only diplomacy.
Cersei is probably content with the lords of the Dornish marches doing their job and not sending thousands of men into slaughter, they only need the big five, as the GC might take the Vale from the sea.
Eli Morgan
what a retard, go talk about buckets in freezers more even though it has nothing to do with this shitty fantasy series
Evan Gonzalez
just admit what you said made no sense dude, we all make mistakes.
Hudson Russell
>thats nice but this is a fantasy series with magic.
Magic still applies to its own science and a world invluding magic isn't free of physics.
The Others do not have the power to just cover the entire shore of Westeros with ice, block all shipment from Essos and then go around slaughtering everyone, otherwise no one would have survived the long night in the first place.
>why aren't they making boats and boating around the wall?
The Walkers have no knowledge of naval technology, otherwise they would be raiding the shores and going to Essos, where there are no kings to stop them.
Wights don't know jackshit about handiwork, you need a living brain to do that and as long as the White Walkers don't enslave craftsmen, they will never have maritime ships or boats.
Isaac Watson
Stop being a liar.