One is a massive pacifist, enjoys hobbies that are normally seen as feminine...

One is a massive pacifist, enjoys hobbies that are normally seen as feminine, has worn attire that doesn't seem masculine, and treats violence as a last resort
The other is Steven Universe

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One is part of the worst show of its respective and is a glorified commercial
The other is He-man

Are you talking about He-Man or Prince Adam?
I think you don't know who is who...

Commercial for what?

Steven leaves Earth to become Shield-or of the Masters of the Universe.

for joe

Shieldor would unironically be an awesome idea for a Heroic Warrior

How do you see what he's wearing as not masculine?
Is this the thing where the homosexuals try to claim that masculine things are gay because it makes them randy and to psychologically attack traditional masculinity and plant the seeds of self doubt?

Don't forget that he is the prince of a great empire and he has a feline companion he rides into battle

for dykes and faggots existing

I am Steven, prince of the Diamonds and defender of Planet Earth.

This is Lion, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic shield and said "By the power of Rose Quartz, I have the power!"

Lion became the mighty BattleCat and I became Ste-man, the most powerful man in the universe.

Only three others share this secret: our friends Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl. Together we defend Planet Earth from the evil forces of Sneople.

>Steven Gay tries and fails hard to reach kids
>meanwhile He Man doesn't try at all
>still produces the best toys for kids for his time and even future generations

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He man is quite progressive

AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHILE LYING IN BED
TO GET IT ALL OUT, WHATS IN MY HEAD

The homosexual lifestyle

He-Man wears lilac pantyhose

Transformers were cooler

>He Man doesn't try at all

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At the time, or in retrospect?
I was sure that at the time, He-Man was the single most successful toy brand.
Problem was, it didn't have staying power, which Transformers did.

So if we're looking at just the 80s, He-Man was cooler
But if we look beyond that and at the legacy, then Transformers was cooler

suicide

He tries (Oh my god don't he try)
He tries all the time
In this institution

ME CONOCIAN COMO ADAM, PRINCIPE DE GAYSKULL

unironically this

AND I FEEL A LITTLE PECULIAR
*obliterates the dance floor*

Hasta que un día, me chupé una pija en un baño público y ahora sóy... ¡I-VÁN!

¡¡¡Y SÓY UN TROLAZO!!!
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¡EL UNIVERSO ESTÁ LLENO DE PUTOS Y HR-MAN ES UNO TAMBIÉN!

¡HE-MAN ES JOTO Y LE GUSTA LA VERGA Y QUIERE QUE LE METAS EL FIERRO!

¡HASTA EL FONDO!

¡HE-MAN!!!!!!!

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Lol superman can beat he-fag

Except for the fact that he never has

But he can if he wanted too

Prince Adam, not He-Man. He-Man wears a fur loincloth, Adam wears the pink tights. Fuck you, though, pink ain't just for girls and gays. You don't get to decide that an entire color is off limits for masculine men just cause you're insecure about your masculinity.
>homosexuals try to claim that masculine things are gay because it makes them randy and to psychologically attack traditional masculinity and plant the seeds of self doubt
That's exactly what it seems like to me. Fags and closet fags pushing their bullshit.

user, he only wears pink because the guy in charge of colors for the show was literally color blind

One has a mother from another planet who loves her son

The other is Steven Universe

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sick burn

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STEVENFAGS BTFO

AND HE PRAYS

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Based

based tripfag

Stickers.

>Sneople

I was on the fence until that last word. This is a good post.

10/10