/ffg/ - Found Footage General

Featured film: Fraud

Previously: What is found footage? Found footage consists of feature length movies, shorts, or webseries designed to have the look and feel of actual (non-fictional) filmed events that were lost and subsequently discovered and made available to the viewer. That is why it is the most creative subgenre ever to exist, with over 700 movies and counting!

PLEASE HELP THE FOUND FOOTAGE COMMUNITY BY RATING FILMS, CORRECTING INFO, AND SUBMITTING NEW FILMS TO THE FOUND FOOTAGE DATABASE:

FF IMDB: foundfootagecritic.com/found-footage-films-database/

Conversation starters for newbies:
>What is your favorite found footage film?
>What found footage film are you looking forward to?
>What is your idea for the perfect found footage film?

HOW TO FIND FOUND FOOTAGE FILMS ONLINE: AN /FFG/ GUIDE

a) Download Sources from best (1) to worst (5)

1) Private Torrents (PTP, CG, and THC are the best for FF and THC is easy to join)
2) Private Usenet accounts (Get these from private torrents and private piracy forums)
3) Public Usenet (use Binsearch, get a free usenet account, slow but it works)
4) Public Torrents (use BTDB, torrentz2, zooqle, rarbg)
5) Public and private DDL (warez-bb, filehosts)

b) Streaming sites have quite a few. Type in google "[name of movie] 123movies"

c) Amazon Prime has a lot of them if you already have an account.

d) Ask /ffg/ for the ones you can't find using above methods. Remember to archive the rare ones for your fellow FF fans!

e) Here's a still-evolving pastebin of FF movies you can watch on Youtube. These are NOT recommendations!
pastebin.com/HBBBdXPu

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Other urls found in this thread:

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/107761173/#107789543
youtube.com/watch?v=ex5cO79ZmmU
youtube.com/watch?v=8E-qS43vCNo
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Shaky Video Fraud General

What is found footage? An excuse to make bad movies. Why does an autistic shut-in keep making these threads? Because he hates Thomas the Tank Engine.

>investigating possible crime scene
>constantly stop to watch videos instead
>stop and play piano
>find a journal detailing a murder suicide plan saying the bodies will be put in the closets
>don't check a single closet
>randomly shoot walls and doors then just throw your gun away

I know Yea Forums is Avengers General but come on lads

Just finished watching the dark tapes, didn't like it. Is there a japanese found footage that's as good or maybe even better then noroi?

What is the most terrifying FFF you’ve seen? Not like creepy, but absolute terror.

lol

>Is there a japanese found footage that's as good or maybe even better then noroi?
Better than Noroi, there's none. However, the director's other movie Occult is really good.

watched Occult last week, i was liking the movie up until the ending, fucking ms paint tier.

Bad Ben 6 is out. So is In a Stranger's House. Only on THC!!!

ANDRAS!

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THC comes through again!

is creep movies found footage?

Pic related confirms that THC is /oursite/

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>private trackers
>seeders: 50
>leechers: 0
Good luck getting enough ratio to download anything

How does it feel to get pleb filtered?

I have shit tons of buffer ratio, they give me 10 freeleech tokens a month, and they make everything freeleech for a week every 3 months.

THC is based

How does it feel to have shit taste?

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kek anybody who hates Noroi has shit taste.

I was talking about the occult, can't you read? I was asking if there we're any japanese found footage films that we're as good as noroi.

Occult isn't as good as Noroi but its still good. Hating it also makes you a pleb. Try Gonjiam. There's no Jap FF as good as Noroi.

>watched Occult last week, i was liking the movie up until the ending
i liked the movie up until the ending, the special effects really ruined the ending for me, which i wasn't expecting because noroi was released 4 years earlier and the special effects we're much better in my opinion.

>i liked the movie up until the ending, the special effects really ruined the ending for me
Who cares about the special effects? Go watch capeshit for that. The story is still solid.

>mfw this whole thread, starting with OP's featured film

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Did you get Bad Ben 6?

not yet, haven't been around or home even for a couple of days, I'm trying to find a job, among other things

cool

wake me up

If you do you'll forget everything

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keep playing ugly

what is this

Based headcage wearing nightmare meme man

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sneedmare

stop

okay

literally a meme site

envy is a sad thing. did you watch bad ben 6 yet? no? aw.

imagine being so desperate to get people to use your site that you think hiding a movie behind it is going to help. you tried that with crone wood and when people saw it you got laughed at. stay angry and petty user.

>your site
imagine thinking his conspiracy theory is right. I don't care if you use the site or not. I just think it's funny that you get mad.

says the guy spamming a meme site in every ffg thread in an attempt to gain users

>you tried that with crone wood and when people saw it you got laughed at. stay angry and petty user.
Lol what. Nothing like this even happened. Every movie gets uploaded here. Nobody cares. It's just you who gets upset private trackers even exist when they are the only way you are even able to watch the movies you want.

>says the guy spamming a meme site in every ffg thread in an attempt to gain users
nigger, THC has 3200 users. /ffg/ has 60 IPs on a good day. Get off your high horse. You're the only one upset that THC is mentioned here. The only reason I talk about THC here is to help people get their FF movies.

>defending continuous spam

kek no wonder these threads have been dying so quickly. keep spamming your meme site instead of discussing movies.

>hiding a movie behind it
THC is the only reason you even get to see these movies for free. Your view of what is going on is warped.

>kek no wonder these threads have been dying so quickly.
nigger, that's because of the whatever meme Yea Forums is flooding the board with. all threads die fast because of it. You couldn't even discuss a movie because you're too cheap to buy it and THC is the only reason we even get to discuss new releases without paying.

what

>What.We.Do.in.the.Shadows.S01E05.1080p.WEB.H264-MEMENTO
>What.We.Do.in.the.Shadows.S01E05.1080p.WEB.H264-MEMENTO
>What.We.Do.in.the.Shadows.S01E05.1080p.WEB.H264-MEMENTO
>What.We.Do.in.the.Shadows.S01E05.1080p.WEB.H264-MEMENTO
>What.We.Do.in.the.Shadows.S01E05.1080p.WEB.H264-MEMENTO

FF telekino is out

Eh. Not funny.

thanks

still don't get it

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someone should review the recent new releases, the fear footage and bad ben 6. I would but I haven't watched them yet.

There's 3 new releases. In a Stranger's House is 3rd. Watching Bad Ben: The Way In right now.

oh yeah I forgot about that one, well this is good, for me anyway to have new content.

it's good for all of us who really enjoy found footage films

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didn't this comment get deleted before? did you post it again?

wow a thread but why fraud though

probably for (You)s but I don't think it worked

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Yeah it should have been Bad Ben 6

I think that was the previous featured film but another could have been made instead of this

I agree

>Please wait you will be redirected to the invite signup page If you do not have a code go beg someone for a code......

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email him
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/107761173/#107789543

cute, no homo

did you like the movie?

I made it Fraud so people would post, we had a whole day with no /ffg/

Got sidetracked

I figured but I think maybe some people are going out more now that it's spring, that's the case for me at least

>going outside

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it's really nice outside right now where I'm from

same

Buncha summer loving normies in here

It's Summer?

still have no idea who this guy is

Bad Ben 6 link?

I have three words for you: THC

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Don’t have thc account

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Mark, Tom...who's our third Based Boomer?

Aaron

I made that

I had an idea for a found footage film called Project Exorcist, tell me if it's shit.

A "popular" but mean/rude highschooler is throwing a big party while her parents are out of town. While trying to find booze around the house, she releases some sort of spirit/demon that was contained in a bottle and the demon takes over her body. The demon would be more exorcisty in that it can talk to people, and it uses this opportunity of the party to try and find the perfect host body. In the end, the teenagers of the school end up really liking the demon Stacey more than regular mean Stacey, and the film ends in a confrontation with the police where the demon switches bodies just in time for Stacey to be shot and killed.

My idea for the constant filming would be some Instagram celebrity will have a contest where whoever live-streams the party with the most viewers would be visited by him. That encourages the demon Stacey to try and appeal to everyone so that they come to her party and get the viewers up, with the demon hoping to take over the celebrities body for whatever nefarious purpose.

Writing a reason for people to constantly be filming is fucking tough.

I like it. decent justification too.

7/10 would watch, would have to have some hot teens though

isn't there a copypasta with a bad ben in a zelda video game

Damn, I don't either

Problems with Fear Footage. Only 3 segments and they aren't particularly creative or interesting. Wrap around is ok but cop is a complete retard and the spooky shit that happens in the house has no consistency. We're given hints of bad shit that happened there but none of it pays off. The last ten minutes are just aaaaaah spooky stuff. Total misfire all around.

Thank you for this post.

very informative, thanks

ask /x/ buddy

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Fraud is avant-garde

can someone upload bad ben 6 to mega or something

>she releases some sort of spirit/demon that was contained in a bottle
kinda weak, user. have you considered a 3 wishes genie?

user, here you go.

I obviously don't have THC

Just wait until May 1st for the Prime release. It will be all over public torrents then.

I mean I have prime so I can watch it there, I tried to rent it on amazon but you can't if not in america

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So whats the worst Bad Ben movie, Steelmanville road or Crescent Moon Clown?

Clown

Then you should have emailed that guy for an invite. A guy from THC paid to rent it just so he could support Nigel and give it to THC members early.

incredibly based Nigel

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kek

Wanna watch FF but I've seen all the good FF...any FF for this feel?

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Found Footage 3D

based

No, user, it is YOU who are based.

thanks

Why is /ffg/ dead?

all threads that aren't got and capeshit are suffering

summer

good movie

they should watch it but they probably won't

When will it end bros?

agreed

got ends this season, I think

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>Found Footage 3D
I forgot it even existed. I'll watch it later tonight.

you chose... wisely

based

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Mysterious flute plays in the distance

LOL HIS FACE.

fuck GoT

this but unironically

as much as I enjoyed the books, those fuckers have really shit up the board.
say what you want about the existence of generals, at least /ffg/ keeps to its thread.

tfw my name is Mark and I just heard some weird music in the woods behind my house

>watching Found Footage 3D
>they literally go to a bar called Boomer's

>say what you want about the existence of generals, at least /ffg/ keeps to its thread.
The worst is the 20 GoT threads every time some meme happens on that godawful show.

oh no!

Did nigel delete the full movies from youtube? AAAAAAAAAH I only watched the first one.

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Bad Ben: The Way in sucked. I just finished it.

I don't think he will ever top Badder Ben.

Good thing we have them all archived on THC and I have them archived on Usenet.

It's because he's partnering with POV Horror since he's got a big group of fans so they are trying to paywall everything.

Why is she turning me on so much, bros?

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idk she doesn't have any type of body....I still would though

Her body is probably good enough. Dem collarbones. Her face is so cute I wanna nibble on it.

you could be right plus she might have a nice p

imagine how good she would look in a leeloo body bandaid

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she would probably look just like that

yeah but paler and way more awkward and snarky. so fucking hot!

there's 2 threads shit

imagine this

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woah

Faggot found footage creators always use cutting-edge viral marketing techniques to try to meme their piece of shit art project into a success. This thread is just more of the same

Matt posts here for sure

>Matt
who

Matt, the director/actor of The Dirties and Operation Avalanche

lol yeah ok that guy is probably busy on a future project, not posting here.

hi matt

He's literally a Yea Forums poster, dropped hints of this in his movie

he looks like one, but I think he has better things to do now. what hints?

>I think he has better things to do now
Like what? Get buttfucked by his boyfriend? The guy is a no-talent hack as well as a queer

He doesn't do much though, watch The Dirties

toma

toma quads

Just watched this, wish there weren't so many big jumps in time near the end while spoopy stuff was in the middle of happening but it was pretty good

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I liked Phoenix Forgotten, will I like this?

Are there any FF comedies?

based af

Probably, 4 friends going on a camping / fishing trip encounter ayys
Some interesting mystery in the background with documentary interview segments discussing conspiracies about the incident and shit

yeah

I liked the Phoenix Incident more

Thanks lads,been looking for some good FF I haven't seen, a lot of disappointments recently

that's a good one

Me too

based

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kino

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

What We Do in the Shadows is FF adjacent, it being a mockumentary, it's funny.

The latest episode of the TV show was one of their best.

Bad Ben

looks like his balls dropped

kek

Hope to watch some asyykino this weekend now that I have the Phoenix movies

>been hearing a woman screaming and monstrous howling for days now
>literally saw her a couple of times and she screamed at me and i ran away
>weird voodoo stick constructions appearing outside my shelter, found a few skeletons too
>probably possums
>hear more demonic growling and a couple of trees getting ripped up. cower in fear all night
>fucking possums, man

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enjoy, they were all more or less decent.
I’m gonna watch the Fear Footage tonight. I don’t care that people said it was bad.

That movie was a massive pile of shit, great concept just completely fucked it up. Bad BWP rip off with a dumb main character.

the main character was fine, it was the LMAO LOUD NOISES SCARY that killed its potential.

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based markposter

He was a massive dumbass who found several human remains and refused to book it out of the place four days into being assaulted by ghosts.

Gonna be gone for a few hours lads, stay alive

that is pretty dumb, I don’t remember much of it because I didn’t like it so it went in one ear and out the other.

same except the opposite, gonna be not gone for a few hours

gonna watch the fear footage

it's below average. keep your expectations lowered.

i got the thc so it should be alright

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yeeesssssss thx

Im about to download this. Anyone seen it?
youtube.com/watch?v=ex5cO79ZmmU

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it’s pretty bad

Is there any FF Lovecraft?

they haven't found it yet

Fear and Desire trailer:

youtube.com/watch?v=8E-qS43vCNo

I saw this already because I knew I recognized that tag line

it's ok. not bad. not good.

no

agree

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Is Mark an incel?

no he wrote a song for a girl

takes one to know one

Laughably bad, unfortunately

>Is Mark an incel?
yes

are you?

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based

toma

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kek I own that movie

I'm at a titty bar right now lol

I bet not many people post on Yea Forums from a strip club, the people are chill here but I'm about to leave before I drink too much

have sex (for money)

I don't know if you can fuck in here, this is a predominantly white town. I know of another place in a mostly minority town where you can fuck and get your dick sucked, really don't know how they keep it running but I'm not there. It's my first time here in a new town I moved to only recently. Anyway I'm already drunk, took 3 shots of patron and 2 heinekens

It's so funny they're playing cardi b and the guys here are mostly middle aged white men hahahahaha

sounds like a good night. don’t actually fuck a stripper though unless you want your peeper to rot and fall off.

yeah no, they're not all that here or else I would, I'm actually trying to get a lap dance from the bartender because she has some really big tiddies

the bartenders/waitresses are always actually the hottest ones.

I'm laughing my ass off, they're playing Chris Brown and lil wayne and it's all white guys in here

well that's the case in a lot of places but in the joint where you can fuck there are some really hot girls like model tier no bullshit.

Dis aknee gud?

You were not here for the Great Fraud Disappointment, I see...

The bartender has real tiddies not fake like double Ds but shes slim, nice but like a dumbass I ended up just chatting with her and not getting a proper lapdance. Shell give me another one though, I don't care, humans are filth but she seems decent from our conversation but she said she had kids and that's a no no or should I say oh no no no but she's so fucking hot

I apologize for the blog shit but I'm drunk and also I'm an anti social person who doesn't talk to too many people so..but trust me I've watched more FF than you

no worries, this place basically used to be /blogpost/ anyway.

image is that you?

If it is, don’t spook him. He’s skittish like a baby deer.

lol, I'm about to go squeeze some tiddies but I'm a little numb from the liquor

now they're playing bruno mars kek

Not gonna lie I've been listening to Chris Brown a lot lately, and if you watch his footage that light skinned nigga can dance, sing, and dance

I meant to say he can dance, sing, and rap. Seriously watch his footage people. It's funny how some anons in the comments still bring up the time he beat up rihanna but I can't tell if they're being ironic or not, just trying to get a rise out of others but that shit is so old by now

he really beat the holy hell out of her but boy, is he talented. Fine China is my jam. the pictures of her were brutal, I felt bad for her.

did you enjoy it?

>but trust me I've watched more FF than you
no you haven't

now that the dust has settled, was becca a reddit cunt?

At least it was better than that one with the laughably bad cgi alien.

Watch "Loyal" with him and lil wayne and tyga. Pretty much every song he's on is good. Watch that footage right now! Do it it's really good

no

I’m watching Mandy, which is why I had reddit on the brain.

I love the song he did with busta rhymes and weezy “look at me now”, the one where busta goes hard for his whole verse. It’s such a simple song but that verse is absolutely nuts. Chris Browns verse is kind of dumb and gimmicky but weezy has a pretty solid verse too so it makes up for it.

Well no matter what, she’ll always feel like one now. Always pretending, always trying to fit in, but still merely pretending.

it's not that serious

I'm telling you, every song in which he sings the chorus is good and his raps are good for a singer even though he's not really saying much except for talking about bitches and drugs it's just how he can sing and rap at the same time and sometimes sings over the raps, really, listen to the flow

it is tho, the internet is serious business.

she’s dead

Human beings are so pitiful yet amusing at the same time. There's this stripper who keeps pretending she's happy around men twice her age but I don't feel anything for her. This dj is playing poker face...yikes

These people are threatened by me but the girls like me haha

I like his flow on look at me now, the lyrics are corny but it’s still a cool verse.
I’m so deep into a music binge right now; I’ve got several mixes in the works. like favorites of the decades for 90s-10s.
the 2010s one is already more than 6 hours long.

if anyone takes the Internet seriously, they should read that one Tyler the creator twitter quote

I don't care about anything but I'm trying to record an ep now and try to go viral somehow to try to collaborate with Chris brown. It's a far fetched dream but if I really want it I can have it. Problem is it would take some money to achieve it and I don't have much but I'm gonna try to make some money

I actually like Poker Face, it’s incredibly played out but it’s a very well written pop song. I can always appreciate that sort of thing. I like her song Judas a lot more though, and to a lesser extent Born This Way. but that’s pretty much all I know by her.

We only have one life to live and if we put our full potential to work then we would flourish

I prefer the Trump “Barney Frank appearing before congress in his blue shirt, nipples protruding. Very disrespectful” tweet.
It’s one of the all time greatest shitposts in the English canon.

Mandy, while not FF by any means, is actually kind of cool so far. although I get why people would call it reddit.
I’m over caring about liking uncool shit though, I’d never be able to enjoy myself otherwise.

I’m working on a song that I’m calling “artificial jazz” or “manufactured jazz” because its all stuff that I improved but then polished and chopped up and reorganized.
and the drums sound like it’s sampled from something but it’s all me.
actually I forgot that I settled on “qwerty jazz.”

I don't know about that one, I'm so apolitical

did you think about "jazz" at least once while you're making it? Be honest you did but you probably didn't although now you might but not really.

*improvised
not like Home Improvement
aaayuggh??

oh me too, it’s just a masterpiece. it’s basically the sole reason I’m not a drumpf reeee-er. and thank god for that

oh god I actually didn’t. probably cuz I’ve been taking a bit of a vacation so I haven’t been in the Yea Forums mindset lately.

I actually studied jazz back in the day, like I took a class on the weekends when I was in high school. and I was in a quartet that would get paid to play at adult parties. so luckily I have musical associations in my head instead of trannies.

try to get your music out there, it's not bad, .but at the same time I know how you are, you don't really care about life
Fuck it though, do anything

I'm pissed. The bartender is saying she's tired and wants to give me a lapdance "next time I come back"
Fuck these hoes bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes. Remember that. I'm just gonna bounce and go to the place where I can get my dick sucked next time

thanks. I think I’ll post the Okaruto song at least. I don’t love the beat on the second half of it, but it’s one of the only outstanding debts I still owe /ffg/ and it’s more or less done, enough that the audio doesn’t clip at least. I still don’t know how to mix properly despite reading multiple books on it. I need an actual teacher to show me the ropes or I’ll literally never understand it.
and I’d be a lot happier if I didn’t think there was someone creeping on me, it has me incredibly on edge and uncomfortable in my own home.

Oh man I'm about to take a shot with a straight up 4channel lol. Fat, neckbeard, the works. But he's a nice guy although he said he's been coming to this strip club for 13 years...poor guy hahahahaha this shit is hilarious

don't over think it
Omar

I just remembered that the last time I was in a strip joint, which was more than 10 years ago at this point, they played a song by Marilyn Manson off of The Golden Age of Grotesque, which the first album he made that I didn’t like as much as everything that came before it.
but it was kind of cool as a song to strip to. I can’t remember which song it was, because I really don’t know that album well at all but I remember thinking “okay this is pretty cool”

now we’re going blogpost for blogpost but to be fair, I legitimately haven’t posted anything at all for like four or five days.

I'm not creeping on you anymore, don't worrry

it's not like anyone else is posting anything

can I get some kind of a confirmation number or something lol
part the heavens and give me an overt offsite message, I have a feeling that you can.
I’m really not looking to feud with someone and I never was. I just like found footage movies, have a shitload of free time and never know when to shut up (until someone thankfully snapped me out of it. I’m sure switching gears was probably a welcome relief to you too) and that being funny isn’t going to win an argument, it’s just me jerking myself off for my anonymous internet pals, who may or may not exist.
any time I ever said a post had a subtext or like a deeper meaning, it was usually unintentional and i was just saying that after the fact to save myself for embarrassment of whatever I happened to fuck up.
from whatever impression that I have of (You) I don’t dislike you. we can be friendly and shit, like I’m sure we have plenty of times when I wasn’t on edge and/or paranoiaposting.
it’s just such a weird feeling. but I don’t blame you, I’ve always kind of wanted to catfish someone actually. I bet I’d be good at it, but I’m the greatest generation-tier dumb technologically (a step beyond baby boomer-dumb). like I can bs my way through pretty much anything, but I have no concrete knowledge when it comes to that sort of thing. it’s increasingly distressing in the modern age.
we can talk more elsewhere if you want but this is obnoxiously long already and possibly non-sensical

fuck man I'm too drunk and high to process all that right now lol

true, I feel bad when I have to take a break. although from what I read, you guys talked about FF a lot more than I have for months. I constantly talk about myself though lol

I know, sorry. that was a long monologue to throw at you out of the blue. but tbqhwy I took some of those leftover percs that I had, enough that I can actually feel it so I’m in a good mood.
it doesn’t have to be tonight. lord knows I’m a patient man (more like Patient Zero am I right lol?)
I mean I’m still chilling for a bit tonight, I’m finna watch The Fear Footage, I just need to install VLC on mi madres laptopo that she let me el borrow. I’m not capping though, just watching.

word peeps have been saying it's bad but who cares

>Take /ffg/'s advice and try found footage
>"Hmm. This '21 Days' movie looks interesting."

Fuck /ffg/ and fuck their recommendations.

If it isn't the original Blair Witch Project, the McPhearson Tapes, or the first Paranormal Activity then it ain't worth a shit.

what the fuck is 21 Gays? I aind neber herbabit madoob

yeah I’ve seen bad movies before and I haven’t watched a movie in a month at least so it’ll either blow my mind or completely ruin film for me right off the bat and I’ll never watch a movie ever again.
definitely one or the other though, and I’m lit so I expect the former to be more likely.

Your Mom in the Dark is some good found footage

The only thing I remember about that shitty movie was the screeching alarm sound effect.

Just when you thought the thread couldn’t get any gayer

have you at least noticed that I have honestly been trying to be nicer and do less shitposting too?

kek, it can always be gayer.

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I like cloverfield
too bad they never made a true sequel

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10 Cloverfield Lane was a good movie though. I wish they had made a real FF sequel too though

Go watch Noroi, fag.

at one point I thought maybe (You) were my neighbor who plays the flute and you were doing it whenever you saw that I went outside to have a cig.
then I thought maybe you would come kill me

apparently they're making a true sequel to the original now

it was pretty fantastic, just wasnt a cloverfield sequel

the beginning of The Fear Footage is exactly why I could never be a cop. I would shit myself to death if I had to walk around some creepy house in the dark by myself.

>zoomer named Braden
okay now I’m fucking spooked

Reviews for Fraud make it sound like shit.

>Roastie Ghostie get out of my house
>I have a mortgage to pay
>I fear no ghosts, I fear the bank

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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This

My god the lack of common sense in this movie. I guess they couldn't think of a way for the guy to get stuck in the place unless they made him an ill-equipped retard.

He just keeps coming back and hunkering down in the same spot with barely any preparations until the last night. Then they do the stupid
>We Wuz Walking In Circles all long

First part was interesting and a couple of genuine nice scares but the booming music made it too obvious.

>I showed you my house, Claire
>Please respond

Based OCD man living in his incel stronghold! Not even the thot ghost serenading him nightly could attract his willy.

He endures!

the kid who played Braden is a surprisingly good actor. the fact that he went the whole segment without flossing even once, shows the masterful level of dedication to his craft.

he’s the Wizard King of the Incels