What are some remakes that surpass the originals?

Unironically every one of them. Only old fuck boomers watch old movies.

>17 yrs old

DAMN Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrests kid looks likes THAT?!?

She is Kelly's and Mark Consuelos' daughter thou...i hope she appears on Riverdale next season and shows her honkers.

peak ripeness

>referring to women as "ripe"
have sex

Americans were a mistake.

dilate

WHOm is she?

the BREEDER

>Riverdale
>next season
user, I…

OH NO NO NO

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GOOD LORD
TITTIES!!

Damn, I can't find her attractive anymore because it's illegal. Sorry, bros.

>some men get THIS in high school

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To top it all off, he's ugly and a muttlatto.
Hysterical chuckling is all I can muster anymore.

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>thinking you'll ever be a woman
yikes

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..aaand blacked.

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Didn't the CW literally just gave all its bottom of the barrel shows new seasons?
Riverdale is gonna be ok.

Jesus christ, dat nigga is a real lucky nigga.
I would suck on those for days.

have you ever kissed a girl? Please be honest

suddenly yall niggas dont care about muh race purity huh?

have sex sweaty.

Nobody here actually does, if you can't tell all those racist larpers have BLACKED accounts and fap to BLACKED vids, you probably are fresh from leddit.

post the webms

NOOOO ITS NOT FAIR

Mark Consuelos is a spaniard is he not? That's generally considered white. The daughter does look a bit mutted up.

where the hell is regis

That is a white man.

She's 56%, remember that next time you post le build wall man

>untailored jacket w/ ultra fitted pants
>JUST haircut
life isn't fair bros

He's from Spain but his mother was Italian and his dad was Mexican.

You just KNOW it's thick and uncut.

it's better than you could ever imagine.

Explains why he's so swarthy then, and she has traces of the goblina look.
O well we can make an exception for her and Ana de Armas.

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lmfao stupid larper

Nigga is Persian btw, he ain't a blacker.

He's whiter than you retard.

There are very few non-white women who look half as good at her age, you retard.

Ripa is looking damn good at 48. If she was just a little less skinny she’d be even better.

Why Don't Girls Have Sex With A Sophisticated Gentleman Like Me: The Post

there's a distinct lack of sex had ITT

>too skinny
has anyone else noticed the vagina paradox? i thought skinny girls would be tighter, but chubby girls have extra guts fighting for space so they're more snug than you'd think.
ripa's gash must be a nightmare.

Dude doesn’t even look black but go off I guess

Americans really think that's anything but nigger hair? Wow. I can see racial definitions changing in real time, year to year.

Well I meant when broads get older a little fat looks good on them, fills in the loose skin a bit. But yes I have noticed chubby girls are tighter on avg, even ones who pushed out a kid or two

>even ones who pushed out a kid or two
yeah sometimes they get that extra stitch or two when the doc is putting it back together. and they're insecure about it. it's a win-win.

he has sex with hot girls and you're an angry virgin, I think the texture of his hair is your last concern

Damn, incelposting, my one weakness. You're really making me seethe over here!

I sort of see what you mean on the top of his head but I think that’s just the pic because the sides look straight.

i know somebody still has the webms

Just watch the whole thing

youtube.com/watch?v=ntW3LBBbKEk

milkies