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Do you lads thinks that (((they're))) gonna pull another "Terminally ill patient sees "X" movie before he/she dies" thing again just to garner more brownie points with manipulative Leftists in the media to convince people to go see Episode IX when it comes out? Abrams seems to have a knack for doing that.
They did this with smash
They did this with avengers
They did this the force awakens
They did this with brawl
They did this with everything you can imagine
Pedowood scum have no morals. They will play the same game again and again.
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I don't see why this would offend you. It seems mutually beneficial for everyone.
have you ever heard of Make a Wish? They do this every day.
Oh look another thread that's just whining about jews/liberals, good thing /pol/ is just a boogeyman
Do you think he would let me read the new chapter and tell me the ending if i was terminally ill?
It was that bad, huh?
>watching Soi Wars before you die
>somehow beneficial
Sticiking a fork in my eyes would be more beneficial than that.
poor lad, I think he really loved Star Wars so I hope the movie was good for him, but I'm unsure if this movie will be even decent
>Griffith rapes Guts while Casca watches
That's the ending. Thank me later.
So plot of the movie Fanboys?
They brought back Darth Vader didnt they
He died from how bad it was. The terminal illness was just a coincidence.
he went from "I want to see this before I die" to "god this was so bad I want to die"
Is this even a thing? If I only had a few days left I would spend them with my beautiful wife and loving kids...what a fucking loser!
I want to hear about a hardcore fan committing suicide specifically because they were snuck-previewed a steaming turd.
They probably made him sign a waiver that they'd sue his family if he told anyone how bad it was.
Imagine him being disappointed
>should have wished for a day in Disneyland instead
BAHAHAHAHA
sad part is he was perfectly healthy before he saw it
I'm amazed he made it halfway through the movie to be honest.
Did you hear about the pirate with cancer?
he didn't make it
Did you hear about the Viking with cancer?
it was Minnesota's 1999 pick Dimitrius Underwood
More like Ed Sarcoma amirite?
Well, it was his wish, his desire and his death so it's irrelevant what is beneficial for you in this situation.
why didnt marvel pay for a proper costume instead of this plastic halloween shit
that sucks, but c'mon at least spill the beans on it right before you die
at least he didn't see the last jedi
>watch movie
>it kills you
> uhh he was dying already
>he died disappointed
stop doing this disney
>Implying Miura doesn't plan on dying before the series ends, so we can relive the suffering of the eclipse forever
What if someone's Make a Wish was to finally lose their virginity at 32 years old, hypothetically? Do you think that's something they could make happen?
>grant dying wish to see movie early
>Disney notorious for trying to silence spoilers
>"dies"
I’m pretty sure something like this happens for literally every blockbuster. Look it up
are you familiar with the concept of prostitution?
I hope he died before being forced to watch The Last Jedi.