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New thread!
All waifus claims reset.
Claim your gf or she gets MOON BOY'D! Suck it, previous user. She's mine now!
new thread is here:
Claimed.
Claimed
God I want to kiss that neck so bad.
>user desperately tries to bump his shit redundant thread with waifubaiting
At least I know I won't have many competitors
Chad
How badly will the Battle of Winterfall be in the end? Will a few escape unscated or will many survive but with horrible crippling injuries?
Where the fuck is the previous thread link?
FIRST FOR THE ONE TRUE KING AND RIGHTFUL PROTECTOR OF THE REALM
claimed
I dont care that other people will claim her
I will call a Poosymoot
Claimed (middle)
claimed
game of shit
This is a winning smile.
The waif wife
Claimed before Robert or Rhaegar
based. qyburn > roasties
Claimed.
ohnononnononno
ORRARARHHH
preston is a cuck but he is /ourcuck/
Dibs
We already saw it dude.
I kinda wanna slap around her floppers
I know everything
Carice was a qt loli
Based
They look perfect for milking.
How can fat Kelly C compete?
Me on the right.
>A pretty Stark girl
What is this wizardry?
I'll make a promise to her
claimed, fuck all dwarves midgets etc
He was killed by the Mountain's lance the first time. That's not something many people could have avoided. After he was discovered to be reviveable, he became bait who put himself in obscenely dangerous situations by his own will. His deaths were often against other skilled fighters and led to favourable conditions afterwards.
Well, she couldn't.
Quick rundown on Night King actually just going to King's Landing with the dragon? Didn't Cersei have a big ballista for just that purpose? Are they going to also let the NK teleport troops down there?
I'm glad Maisie is ugly, because Arya is supposed to be ugly.
But, Arya's supposed to be horse-face ugly. I don't think Maisie has a horse-face, it's more goblin-face.
based
FUCK
Stark girls lose their good looks if they leave the North. The Old Gods provide them.
/ourahai/
C O C K
O
C
K
:D
NIGGERS
>see friend killed
>be sad
>might as well kiss him
>he comes back to life
How do you explain this to him?
She's brit-faced ugly
Mine
What the fuck is the point of Qyburn? From what I recall in the books he's basically another one of Cersei's appointees that show the reader just how unhinged she is like that bastard boy from the Riverlands and basically everyone else around her. In the show it's the same but the past few seasons he's just been there... Just hanging out. Not really much else.
Claimed
FUCK BOTH OF YOU
Well lads, my dear friend lost consciousness on Monday and passed away yesterday from a brain tumor. He was an ardent bookfag. The fact GRRM never finished the books will now haunt me forever, knowing he'll never know how it ended. The only saving grace is that he went blind so he didn't have to actually watch that abortion on Sunday night.
Fuck
Claimed
Qyburn is like Radmure
In that he's absolutely fucking based and /ourguy/
>I'm glad Maisie is ugly, because Arya is supposed to be ugly.
She isn't. She's supposed to look like Lyanna.
Does she look like Lyanna? The only ones that call her "horse face" are her bitch sister and her friends
Her body is incredible.
He couldn't have read the books either then you fucking faggot
Only her friends called her ugly, the rest think she's pretty
Wrong and gay
>go on
>do your duty
aaggghh
jaime is not the champion of fire. He despises pyromaniacs. If anything, Jon will protect Westeros from the Long Winter (represented by the Others), and Jaime will protect Westeros fro the Long Summer (represented by the R'hllor cultists and the Targaryens/dragons, which are equally as bad). Azor Ahai is fire cultist mythology
Unless he was based like I am and never actually read the books but just listened to the audiobooks narrated by Roy Dotrice.
>first character walks up to the second character
>second character says something solemn
>first character responds with an edgy, sullen quip
>first character walks away
>second character stares off into the distance
You're 36 seconds late
GODS SANSA THE RAPE
The Lord of Light made me kiss him.
I-I'm not gay
What is an audiobook
I claim meera
>When you play the 'Game of Thrones: The First Book by George R. R. Martin's Series A Song of Ice and Fire,' you win, or you die.
fucking seriously?
THE BOAR NED
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL NED
Arya isn't actually ugly in the books, just a tomboy always dirty and dressed like a boy. When she's actually cleaned up and put in a dress during one of the books, the lady of the keep notes she's pretty.
Why are people tuning out of the big final season?
I specifically said "read" you smoothbrains
Fuck off with you e celeb shit, faggot.
Why do girls do this??
I knew this girl. She was at few parties i went to. Was cool to see her do nudity on game of thrones
based
Tomboys are for _____
FUCK YES
Little this, little that.
is it true Brienne gets gangraped in the books?
closet fags
surely you have to watch older seasons to watch newer ones? what am I missing here?
When you have to fake images you're losing
And that other guy made his first post saying his friend was an ardent bookfag, he didn't specify that he read them. Don't try to use semantics in your post to try to dodge the fact that you were trying to be a smartass and it backfired when people brought up audiobooks.
>The dismemberment, Jaime.
No.
No, Jaime saves her, as he did in the show
Imagine being this gay
because the second episode was all boring downtime, basically just a waiting episode until the cool shit happens next week
well consider me disappointed
>people cant catch up between seasons
come user youre smarter than this
> fat
> still not tits
oh no no no
Blame Dabid and Dabid, that was show OC. The book never referenced itself, the series ASOIAF, or Gurrm in that scene. It was a simpler line and a lot more elegant.
>another 4 days of waiting
Ardent bookfags of any bookseries aren't ardent bookfags unless they read the books. Listening to audiobooks is hardly the same as reading a physical copy.
The hand, Jaime. The hand.
I hate this picture s much
oh yes, the blowjob blackbelt, this one is skilled
>thinking a little bit of cleavage makes up for a below average face
wtf why are her knees so low down on her leg?
Patrician choice user
Do you think Jaime would have tried to fuck her when she got older
Heh
>Walder Frey lifted his cup as Bolton and Frey men at arms hacked down the last of the Stark bannermen with their blades
>"Heh... this truly is a Storm of Swords"
was is this from
>The Prince who was promised
>Brienne promised to return Jaimie to King’s landing under oath to Catelyn Stark
>Jaimie is now a prince as the brother of a Queen regnant
>Jaimie will die and Beric will resurrect him and give him his sword
>this act was originally meant for lady stoneheart who was cut, but which would have tied in to the initial promise
Screenshot this
Leave her alone, she has midget calves syndrome.
Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 2 Episode 4 "Alison From Palmdale"
This randomly brought up a thought I had. Why didn't Tywin teach his children to be good with money? Of course they're fucking rich but during those first few seasons he just threw money at anything and anyone without a care. You'd think he'd be just a little tiny bit aware of it...
>Daario breakdancing with Dany
>So this is what it's like to dance with dragons?
Threw my book away
AAGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
>Myrcella never seduced her father to lead him away from Cersei and kickstart his redemption path
>they never fled to a little farm in the countryside as lovers after the WW and Cersei are defeated
it's not fair
Claimed I was old.
>tfw Pod and Theon are dead men walking
>I never thought I would die side by side with a cockless Ironborn
>How about side by side with a friend?
>Heh, I can do that
What did D&D mean by this?
GODS WHERE IS THE 3RD EPISODE
LANCEL FETCH ME THE 3RD EPISODE
>Stannis' eyes move over the desolate battlefield and he sees all the dead soldiers from both sides
>Now, this, Ser Davos, is truly "A Feast for Crows" © (All Rights Reserved)
fucking really?
I claim Young Griff
>After finally rescuing Mrycella, Jaime brings her down to her boat so they have some alone time.
>Jaime: "It's been so long Myrcella"
>Mrycella: "I know Daddy, please just hold me and don't let go"
>Mrycella starts to slowly rock her hips up and down while continuing to hug Jaime
>Jaime: "Mrycella..."
>Mrycella: "Shhh... Daddy, I want you to know that I've wanted this for a long time."
>Mrycella begins kissing Jaime's neck
>Jaime: "Mrycella stop... this isn't right..."
>Mrycella: "I want you to fuck me. I want you to fuck me like you fucked mom."
>Jaime: "Mrycella!"
>Mrycella moves her hands down to his crotch, rubbing his cock through the outside of his pants
>Mrycella takes her lips off Jaime's neck and moves her head down to Jaime's cock and looks up at Jaime and smiles seductively
>Jaime: "Ahhh... the things I do for love..."
>Jaime pulls down his pants and his cock pops out fully erect. He takes Mrycella's head and forcefully jams his cock down her throat
>Jaime: "Is this what you wanted Mrycella? Is this how you want your father to threat you?"
>Myrcella attempts to pull her head away from Jaime's long and thick Lannister cock so she can reply to him
>Mrycella: "Yes Daddy"
>After cumming, Jaime realizes she suffocated Mrycella to death with his cock, so he punches her in the face and claims that she was poisoned noting the blood streaking down her nose
Can burgers explain to me why they call every big face-off a "bowl"?
>clegane bowl
>super bowl
Anyone think the new NK (vlad furdik) looks way more contemplative and intelligent than the old guy? The first dude just looked mean and angry, this guy looks like he has a plan and much calmer, like he knows what he's going to do and exactly how it's going to go.
Sure the old one might have been scarier, but this guy seems like he knows what he's doing.
...
nth for Stannis
Reminder that Tyrion is executed for treason in the last episode.
Varys is Northern Irish and Baelish is Irish
people will really think anyone is attractive just coz they are tv
Myrcella was the only truly injust death of the whole serie
It started with Harbowl, a Super Bowl where the Harbaugh brothers were coaches of the opposing teams.
I think they chose a new Slavic look for a reason
I wouldn't blame Jaime for fucking his daughter. Seems every other woman in Westeros is goblina tier
not even halfway through and he's made the episode look 10 times shittier than i thought it was
Stannis will die in the books as well. Just admit it. It's inevitable.
how would sandor do at heavyweight lads. i think he cleans out the division
>I am the lord of light's chosen
>p-please
aaggghh
What are chances of knight king brings to life dead stark ancestors buried in crypt and takes apart winterfell from the inside
he wont burn his daughter alive
>Slavic
huh?
DELET SHE IS PURE AND NOT FOR DEGENERATE STUFF WITH DADDY
Probably high. It's the sort of thing the characters should have thought about but didn't so that normies can have another oh shit tweeeeest moment
>"No surrender, Lord Baelish"
>The term "bowl" originated from theRose Bowl stadium, site of the first post-season college football games. The Rose Bowl Stadium, in turn, takes its name andbowl-shapeddesign from theYale Bowl, the prototype of many football stadiums in theUnited States. The term has since become almost synonymous with any majorAmerican footballevent, generally collegiate football with some significant exceptions.
>Arthur will never be your bro
Vlad Furdik is a Slovak. He's got a very Slavic face, and Slavs have a cold and harsh kind of appearance
>the producers said that a surprise characters will appear at last moment in this season.
Who could be? I bet my money that will be Yong Griff!
I WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH MARGEARY AAAAAGGHHH
>Ned gave this up for a fucking Tully
They had the big reveal with the old actor and now his face is all over the place, even though the new guy has been the standard look ever since
The new one also looks more human
>literally says "bravo D&D"
so the little fuck does browse here
Oh fugg, didn't she throw herself out of a window in her tower after Ned delivered Dawn to her?
;_;
Patchface. I know, I know, oh, oh, oh.
With auntie milkies
>no Uncle Chad Stark in the flashbacks
>be ned stark
>that lady takes a fancy for you
>choose a trout over here
what a brainlet
he only looked good in 6x05, the real problem is the makeup, makes him look bored, and flat, previous night king had a more alien aura about him and was able to express himself with small expressions
Yeah but he'll go out with honor fighting the Others to buy time for Jon and then become the Great Other's champion and lead the assault on Winterfell
False Azor Ahai vs the real one
Baratheon vs Targaryen, shit is going to be pure pottery
The tweeter guy has spoilers that say Dany survives, they coincide a lot with the ones they say she dies, I swear I burn the books if Dany gives birth and survives
>inb4 stannis
>>the producers said that a surprise characters will appear at last moment in this season.
You better give me a fucking source on that claim you little nigger
How many white walkers are there? From what we've seen they seem like a small officer corps in the massive army of wights
one of my favourite book characters
Didn't Young Griff have to arrive right about when Dany did in the show to have any importance whatsoever to the story? He can't just show up at the end, his entire character spelled out to the viewers in one monologue scene right before credits roll.
More filler and quips your grace?
>fourth most watched episode of the entire series
>tuning out
based preston
Robert needed the Riverlands.
never
oh shid is here
based and true lovepilled
By being successful and rich,and not using manlet money
peope seriously thin the NK won't show up in E3, the actor has talked about filming the episdoe for fucks sake
Ew freckles
Touched by fire
probably, but he's not going to be killed in the gay and shit way he died in the show
I mean, it'd literally be impossible because Brienne is currently on a mission in the riverlands and won't just teleport up to the north for a sec to kill stannis
get off the net emilia
brown claws rattled out this post
>Wanting a cheating manlet for a husband
What's wrong with her?
>tuning out
its the highest viewed season so far retard, do you even know how to read the graphs you post?
based and c*nnypilled
>[dadrock Rains of Castamere intensifies]
probably takes into count only the first week they aired
muh honor
does anyone have the image of ned saying "at last I have truly become a game of thrones"
used to get posted here all the time
So what’s so special about the crypts of Winterfell? At least in the books it’s clear that something key is down there.
protected by magic, secret tunnels etc
He's rich he can do whatever he wants
Why didn't anyone in Westeros ever use a boomstick? Don't they know they only retail for about $109.95?
AGGGGHHH
He is one of the progenitors of that meme, u dip.
i got you familia
BESSIE
test
>familia
>The term has since become almost synonymous with any majorAmerican footballevent
Then why do you have to call the clegane face-off a bowl? It's not a handegg game ffs
I always thought that she kind of looked like a spruced-up Fem Mark Corrigan
Fake
What if the real Game of Thrones was the friends we made along the way?
thanks guy, much appreciated
cracks me up every time
delicia
AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH
First NK fucked. The newe guy looks like his weird uncle
>be Neddard
>most honorable nigga in the realm
>have a nice carefree life as a second son with a 10/10 Dayne waifu
>whore sister runs away with some anime prince
>the king kills dad and older brother
>have to marry a fish cunt and fight a war
>also have to raise sister's dragonspawn son and pretend that I broke my vows
>wife hates nephew so much that it traumatizes him
>crazy sister-in-law kills adoptive dad
>spend final days playing detective because best friend was too much of a drunk fat fuck to properly fuck his wife
>die because feel sorry for best friend's wife's incest spawn
Ned deserved better
NOOOOOOOOOO
favorite part of GoT season
What I don't have any friends? Does that mean I lost and have to die?
they should do a prequel series about young cersei
"She was a bitch"
he makes the writers look like sociopaths every time, such bizarre writing
based and Dotricepilled
Doing what? Raping Jaime? Yanking baby Tyrion's dick? Pretending to have a penis?
did he really?
they're not sociopaths they're really just bad
Would they show her and Jaime losing their virginity together? That’d be really weird wouldn’t it bros haha
incredible knockers
Brandon fucked her. She killed herself because her bf and big bro died between 6 months of each other
Cartwheels
yeah i know, just funny how they never seem to put thought into how characters should react
AAAAGGGHHHH.... DAVOS SAVE ME
All she wanted was a Targ prince bf. I hope she destroys Aerys's dumb bitch daughter.
Well, Dotrice is dead too
Do you think showfags ever remember this scene and if they do, ever realize what the little thing Maggy the Frog said to her in that scene meant or that it came true?
Sansa, da poosey
Imagine getting cucked by Lyanna twice
why do they always cast ugly folk for "young ___" characters, that young Ned looked nothing like sexy young Sean Bean
>Pretending to have a penis?
Did she do that?. How pathetic
Proof?
bran just sits there expressionless and gets millions
I seen the front door to her house.
FETCH THE WILDFIRE ELEPHANTS
Yes
>“When we were little, Jaime and I were so much alike that even our lord father could not tell us apart. Sometimes as a lark we would dress in each other’s clothes and spend a whole day each as the other. Yet even so, when Jaime was given his first sword, there was none for me. ‘What do I get?’
I was so mad when they killed her. So mad...
What if he starts doing wheelies?
Only the main five get millions, the rest get peanuts
P R E S T O N
Nao Ettens could actually do the swordfighting without needing a stunt double, at least thats what I always heard.
And yet he is the best character in the books and the show.
She does it again as an adult.
There are no more elephants, your grace
House JANNY "We Do It For Free"
How many times is this faggot going to get spammed in the same thread? Fuck off Preston. Stop spamming your shitty videos here.
Because Ariana does it, probably
you can't fool me that's Neil Patrick Harris
She also fisted that exotic spy bitch she got from the tyrells. That bitch is nuts
preston is based, fuck off retard
>mfw Ser Brienne dies 20 minutes after being knighted and gets raised as a wight and goes directly to the Winterfell kitchens
Why don't we have a Bobby B style shoop of this pic?
He looks like if Neil Patrick Harris was stung by a bee. I like him. He did well in the flash backs. I want a Roberto Rebelliono Show about him.
GODS SHE WAS YOUNG
youtube.com
such a different show, jesus
Damn, even Preston "I'm a feminist, and my wife is asian" Jacobs can't help but joke about how fat gilly got
literally just jumped to the bottom of the thread, my bad didn't check most of the posts. preston is loved here though wouldn't be weird that it gets posted a lot
because that's not funny
AYE YALL NIGGAS AINT BRANG NO ELLEPHUNTS????
POST IT
GODS I WANTED TO FUCK HER THEN, NED
RAM MY COCK DOWN HER THROAT AND UP HER ARSE
YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS, NED? SLAMMING YOUR SISTER LIKE A WILD BOOOOAR
why is this lit? This is GoT not SCENES WITH LIGHTING
>Ned looked nothing like sexy young Sean Bean
few people do
QYBURN, THE TRUNK STRETCHER, N O W
OF COURSE YOU DO, NED.
WHAT IF I BECAME THE BOAR, NED?
He's a nitpicking autist
I have a secret pet theory user, that when Cersei inevitably tells the Mountain to choke Euron to death, that we'll find out Qyburn was his plant in Westeros this whole time. It would be pretty cool like the Mountain starts to choke Euron and Euron is legit terrified for a moment. But then he starts to laugh and turn the tables on Cersei or some shit. Leading to Euron's eventual reveal as a smart, human, endgame villain who actually talks and has dialogue instead of the NK who is mute, apparently.
Of course, this would require Euron to be made relevant to the plot in the next ~250 minutes of screen time.
Otherwise, Qyburn is just along for the ride I guess.
Obliged
you have low standards
preston can u notice me
You'll be in my next video.
Damn, Tyrion was so cool. What the fuck happened?
Are those geese on his clothes? Bobby confirmed for secret Cargyll
based
Jesus, why does this keep happening? This is 2019 ghetto loving pop culture. Fuck.
Young Sean Bean is a low budget Young Rutger Hauer
>Do what you will.’ Taena’s hair was as black as Robert’s, even down there between her legs, and when Cersei touched her there she found her hair all sopping wet…. ‘Please,’ the Myrish woman said, ‘go on, my queen. Do as you will with me. I’m yours.’ But it was no good. She could not feel it, whatever Robert felt on the nights he took her. There was no pleasure in it, not for her. For Taena, yes…. The queen slid a finger into that Myrish swamp, then another, moving them in and out…. She wanted to see if it would be as easy with a woman as it had always been with Robert…, she thought, slipping a third finger into Myr. She gasped some words in a foreign tongue, then shuddered again and arched her back and screamed. She sounds as if she is being gored, the queen thought. For a moment she let herself imagine that her fingers were a boar’s tusks, ripping the Myrish woman apart from groin to throat. It was still no good.
Robert...Your Grace...I would rather think of my little sister clothed and devoid of any cocks within her. I'm already disappointed enough that my one daughter that doesn't look like a damn Tully fishhead looks nothing like Lyanna. I tell her she does, but she doesn't, she looks like I cut the face from from my heart tree and stuck it on a dwarf girl's head. It's a living hell, Your Grace.
Still, people think S2 was not the best or second best.
Who will he expose next?
based Obadiah
Taena is hot as fuck in the books
first for zombie polar bear
Does anyone have the 'It Ain't Me' webm of Drogon burning the Lannister army?
LISTEN TO ME NED.
YOU SEND YOUR DAUGHTER TO ME AND I WILL FUCK HER, JUST LIKE I FUCKED LYANNA.
GODS DID I FUCK HER WELL.
I HAD SO MUCH STAMINA BACK THEN.
PEOPLE OFTEN TALK ABOUT HOW I SMASH RHEAGAR'S CHEST IN WITH A HAMMER, WELL LET ME TELL YOU NED.
I SMASH THE BACK OF YOUR SISTERS THROAT WITH MY STAG COCK.
GODS DID SHE GAG ON IT!
WHAT A WOMAN!
New:
I was there, Gilly. It was beautiful. You were so peaceful, shoveling all in the castle larder down. Even our grapes. We have hardly any, except the rare box that finds its way north via the Kingsroad. And you ate it all. The grape, Gilly.
The grape.
Lol I didn't even buy the majority of the books. Most of them are online in torrent files or PDFs you could download in minutes. No way GRRM is getting a cent of my money (that I know of) after GOT is over
You can have them both. I don't even care. They're dead to me. Or was I dead to them? I can't remember.
Bobby, I hate to break it to you, but your son is already plowing Ned's daughter.
GOOD
CARRY ON MY SEED
BUT LET ME HAVE A GO TOO
New Thread:
Will he make a cameo?
>hasn't made the 8 yet
I HAVE NO SON
>thinks the gophers in her pinball machine are Chip and Dale
Fucking retard
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Fuck Robert, Ashara is Ashara
this is true