Could he have saved the Hellboy reboot?
Ron Perlman
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legendary af
I’m sure if you check the past 7 days of archives, your other verbatim threads will answer your spammed garbage
YO LIL DONNIE
YO
YO LIL DONNIE I JUST SHIT MY PANTS HAHA
Honestly, they should have just done hellboy 3 and ended movie franchise.
HE CALLED ME A KIKE
I saw it last night and the WHOLE THING was bad. The writing was bad. The acting of EVERY SINGLE ACTOR was bad. The CGI was bad except for 4 cutscenes that all had a totally different tone and feel than the rest of the movie. The pacing made no sense. Tons of "HEY REMEMBER THIS?" references with no point.
It was literally the worst movie I have ever seen but some of the parts were so bad they were funny (spooky scary skeletons) so I atleast enjoyed myself.
I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY WATER HEATER NOW EVERY TIME I WASH MY HANDS ITS WITH SHIT WATER HOW DO YA LIKE THAT YA BIG FAT ORANGE BASTARD
I want to add on to
>4 cutscenes that all had a totally different tone and feel than the rest of the movie
In that the scenes in which
>hellboy's mom is raped
>hellboy sees his future riding on a giant helldragon and destroying humanity
>giant demons come out of the earth and start torturing people in the street
All are entirely CGI and feel violent to the point of meanness. I felt like I was watching Mortal Kombat fatalaties, it didn't fit at all with the rest of the movie that was
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>weightless fight scene
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I liked the part where pig man got tiny and exploded
YO LITTLE DONNY I JUST TOOK A PISS AND DIDN'T WASH MY HANDS AFTERWARDS, I'M GONNA BECOME A CHEF AND WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE AND SERVE YOU MY PISS FOOD DONNY HAHA YOU FUCKIN SCHMUCK
YO LIL DONNIE I AINT HELLBOY NO MORE LIL DONNIE I JUST EAT MY OWN SHIT. WHADDYA THINK ABOUT THAT HUH LIL DONNIE?
Possibly, but it's impossible to locate him these days cause he has transferred to countless mental institutes due to fecal matter stunts in each one.
HOW MANY SCOOPS OF SHIT?
The little pig man and the baby hellboy both reminded me of The Nutty Professor
YO LIL DONNIE EVERY TIME I USE A PUBLIC TOILET I PISS IN THE TANK SO THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE TRIES TO FLUSH PEE COMES OUT
>Hellboy reboot
What retard thought this would be a good idea?
YO DONNIE DINGLESWORF, I MASTURBATED INTO THE HOMELESS SHELTER'S FOOD SUPPLY FOR SEVEN HOURS. WHAT NOW, CHUMP!?
Why do I laugh to shit like that you people have ruined me
no. del taco made it great
Unironically this. Between Blade 2 and the Hellboy movies he should have lived and died in the post-matrix dark-action bubble.