What's your girlfriend's favorite movie?
What's your girlfriend's favorite movie?
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Beauty and the Beast (animated Disney one)
Black Panther
>girlfriend
I'm crippled and male. Women ain't attracted to that shit so fuck if I know what they like and don't like. Ask their fucking biker boyfriends.
i dont know yet but will find out once i meet one
christine
midge
I envy that attitude.
Max hardcore
Half life 3.
I don't know, I never asked.
Master & Commander, she has impeccable taste. I knew I was out of my wife's league when she asked me and I blurted out "uh, Robocop?"
sweetness in the belly
Control. It's a biopic on the front man of joy division. She didnt want to watch it because it's in black and white, which pissed me off, but she gave it a chance and loved it. She also listens to joy division now so that's nice, too.
Leon the professional.
She's a pedo, and into hebe.
I don't like her anymore but I'm stuck in this relationship.
I don't know the last movie we watched was A Walk to Remember and she asked me "would you stay with me if I had cancer"and I said I doubt I'll stay with you through this movie. I fucking hate her stupid ass and I fucking hate women.
instagram.com
appears to be a real girl
Idk but she likes 80s-90s action movies the most.
I don't have one because nobody loves me
Hello me
I asked her over text and she said she’s embarrassed to tell me because it’s “super problematic” and I told her I don’t care about that because I’m not a gay faggot and now she’s not responding
OH MY GOD
It’s ok user, soon their biker boyfriends will be crips too
Lmao
Not an excuse
But doctor, I don't like real girls!
user there are no other kind of girls
We all have 0 excuses
This guy can snag an above average looking girl why can't we???
>Be me
>At uni
>Lots of girls
>Have gfs
>Break up with gfs
>Leave uni
>Start work
>Barely any girls
Where'd they all go? Now I'm just between work, church, gym and home, and don't meet any.
I WANT A CUTE TRANNY GF WHO WON'T KILL HERSELF OR GIVE ME AIDS
FUCK
>spic
Aaaaaand dropped
Tabu - The Soul is a Stranger on Earth
what is this
YO A LA IZQUIERDA
Breakfast at Tiffany's
He must be very wealthy
Spanish
lol at people who think this chick isn't fucking whatever dude she wants to on the side, I bet that little freak watches while she gets railed out by an endless conga line of strangers too. In this one situation I wouldn't blame him for being a cuck since it's probably the only way he can ever derive any sexual pleasure.
Because you have to at the very least be a normal person
>above average looking girl
GOD I WISH I WAS A CUTE TRANNY
>trump wants to wall this
shes not a tranny
>Not using the superior 2d version.
I think she is from Spain not Mexico
she's mexican you retard
I wish she was
If you look at her ig she's absolutely s. american. She even has that one briwn virgin Mary that all spics have.
the original is superior
She's bulgarian and she loves this Polish period piece called 'The Deluge' (rough translation, my Polacki is still shit, it'd Potop) but she might be LARP'ing to sound more cultured that she is,
>
>shadman
The Dark Crystal
I once told her I wanted to fuck the female muppet in the movie. She laughed it off as a joke, but I've never been more serious.
thanks friend
In Bruges and La La Land. Also she has high hopes for Dune by Villeneuve and is almost sure it will become her new favorite.
shes from mexico you humongous idiot
>(You)
is your wife a man?
She's easily in the top 5% of cute Mexican girls
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I actually look like her boyfriend. Down to the shit-eating chubby grin. She's that fucking ugly.
>that ogre can get her but not me
yeah im just about done
goddess
Dont know, dont care.
Ive never seen her watch a movie now that i think about it.
that dude is probaby the son of some connected cartel guy who has lots of cash to take her on trips
I mean if he gets his tube topped ever he's doing fine.
See, if we had more of those coming in to the country legally, I'd have no problem with it. But its usually the subhuman poor caste that comes illegally to suck up the government aid. Girls like her that come from middle class or higher usually stay in South/Central America or they were fortunate enough that their families came to the US to actually look for a better life, educate themselves and build a family. Not just shit out 10 kids, get government paychecks and live on a ghetto.
Outside of college, which is basically just high school 2.0, the party is over unless you stay around that college town and frequent the same bars picking up ass whenever its there and drinking yourself into an early grave
apparently they have sex. how the fuck does that even work? can he even get hard?
Have you tried the bar scene in a University area of the city?
Adventures in Babysitting
Post gf
Not anymore.
where can I find a girl like this
Dogville
any liberal arts college with a theatre program
Cosplay convention. You'll have to deal with at least 12 crazy ones first though
We met in the army, she was the smallest whitest shit talking bitch in the unit, first I saw her she was beating the shit out of another girl, I fell in love, knew I had to tame that, she looks like Starbuck from BSG but with a better bod
RIP me
I haven't, that's a good idea actually.
I really don't want to have to resort to dating apps.
Lost Boys
Thread theme
youtu.be
This but without irony
Black Panther 2
>Blocked by channel 4
Yeah, seems about right
based devinposter
go to your local anime club, you'll have to deal with a lot of weirdos and crazy hoes though
Shit, I just realised I actually can't remember my ex's favourite film. Fuck.
I know she loved Cruel Intentions, but it wasn't her favourite film
She loves the 1930's comedy mystery The Thin Man and we watch it together once a year. If only she was real ;_;
we don't have this kind of stuff in here
She isn't overweight. Immediately in the top 10% of women in the US
This is one of my favorite moments in the show.
I refused to stay in my college city and risk sullying my memories trying to stay a student forever. But there are some really hot girls at my climbing gym who are so far out of my league it's unfair
my wifes fav movie is the silence of the lambs
A tie between the sound of music and a league of their own
I used to crush at the bar scene in my local university area, I’ve lost my mojo since but I have fond memories of banging total strangers
>I wish I was attractive like Dagless
Bars are a terrible place to meet women. Every woman I've met in a bar was fucking awful. Surprisingly the best dates I've had were from online but that was years ago I guess before those sites went downhill.
Try picking up a hobby that attracts women. Yoga or salsa dancing. I don't meet women because my life is just work, school. gym and combat sports but I'm going to try and squeeze in a yoga class somewhere
>man of shad
god fucking dammit user
Jelly af
>he fell for the latina meme
lol
pulp fiction
she could be among us
right
now
that's a man baby
Forest Gump
Wank to her nudes and stop making off topic threads.
Beaner boxxie
GIVE ME A CUTE GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW
Why can't you just accept that some people live against the grain and let them be happy?
Anything with Paul Dano in it.
Mexican not South American
I bet she means shitposting on reddit.
I don't have a GF, o wish I did so I could play with her pusy haha
>dawn of the dead (2004)
Must have watched it like 50 time, mainly because she'd put it on right before bed.
El classico.
>tfw Ms. Classic got rattled
You're right. She's the kind of girl who likes to fix men. Went through a string of emotionally unavailable "bad boys" when she was younger but all it got her was used and hurt. Then she sees this guy who isn't emotionally crippled but physically. He will always need to be cared for and he physically can't hurt her. He is the safest thing she can get
Every one
giv
Coraline
cute feet
Brigadoon, son of paleface, much ado about nothing(the one with stanly tucci), Sgt Peppers. The fifth element too, but that's more our movie.
>church
>has had multiple gfs
Absolutely degenerate
Alice in Wonderland
I knew it was coming, and it still hurt.
she looks like my ex. Feels bad man
>your girlfriend
>tfw no blonde aryan gf with qt feet to love and protect eternally.
based cunny posting gf
Wait what happened?
Ha, finally my slow ass student dorm internet does some good.. Won't catch me with Endgame spoilers.
Sauce?
But you can read them tho
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Watch the Ballad of Buster Scruggs.
>first gf in like 5 years
>she's visibly disfigured, can't speak clearly
>nice body though, not fat, nice tits and ass
>her face though
>drools constantly
>cant suck my dick without scraping her teeth against it
>cant give me a handjob to save her life
>just lies there during sex
>sometimes gets on top and rides me
>have had a shitzillion little talks about our relationship since we started dating a few months back
>i just wanted a normal girl who didnt talk about marriage and shit THREE WEEKS into seeing each other
>not mentally stimulated by her at all, talks over everything we watch together, literally have to explain shit to her immediately after its happened
>basically hoping she gets employed
>i would feel super guilty to dump her because I'm not exactly casanova over here
>she has a history of self harm and smacks herself in the head when she's really stressed or depressed
>her fucked up face wouldnt bother me if she just had something to talk about other than work or 'us'
>whatever absurd satisfaction I had knowing I have a gf is often mitigated by how different her and I seem to be
>BUT im also worried about dumping her and her ending up with some sociopath who beats her for occasionally being annoying
>she's an absolutely joyful and nice person but she does childish shit that I'm embarrassed to be associated with, like chasing groundhogs around
fuck me and my superior attitude I just wish I knew more about women so I could elevate her from being basically a lot like I was when I was younger
uh.. have.. sex??
kek
Fuck off normalfag
Enemy at the Gates
my man
i'd south her american if you know what i mean
this is the perfect image
her plump ass and perfecty poofy vagina complimented immensely by the cute feet in an almost empty room with the sun cascading through the window makes me feel like she invited me over to her house to "experiment" with her while her parenst ar away , Sh did some mak e up but nto all pof it just her eyebrows because she wants to atleast look semi-decent but not tryoo tryhard for me caus its jst friends messing around n asks if she looks hot oh my fuckng god just thinking abo it makes me want to concave my own skul in
>tourist moderation rather deletes shitty Capeshit spoilers in this thread rather than actual porn\non-SFW material
bwahahahahaha the state of Yea Forums
The Matrix
>gf talks about how she would keep her tits the same but shrink her waist in the Matrix
>Have to awkwardly explain that as men turn into 30 year old boomers we want a woman that can bear our children
>The fifth element too, but that's more our movie.
Based.
>all the replies mention feet
>you will never have a nu-starbuck-looking wife
KILL ME ALREADY
forgive me if I call you love or something like that.
Brehs
FAT GIRLS SUCK THE BEST DICK CUS THEY HONGRY
nigga is a twitch streamer lmao hoes ain't shit
STOP
>tfw I was looking into Jack's eyes the whole time
>tfw I enjoy my current GFs body but she has less-than-mediocre feet
fucccc she dummy thicc..
Got a name?
what does this feel like bros
What is repentance?
FEET ARE FUCKING USELESS
FOOTFAG GENOCIDE WHEN
AS LONG AS THEYRE NOT FUNGUS INFECTED WHO GIVES A FUCK, THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO SEXUAL RELEVANCE
>FEET ARE FUCKING USELESS
Then what do you walk on, genius
It's pretty nice but I prefer missionary (for sex) or doggy (for fucking)
I pity you, for being so uncultured
sex and fucking are the same user what the fuck are you saying
Only a v*rg*n would think so
this girl is attractive, but i saw trhe rest of her work and it's really depressing because she is obviously of eastern european descent and is a neet prostitute and you can tell that the only thing in the room is her mattress that you can see behind her and her closet. very sad to think about how fucked her life is literally and figuratively.
Cool blog post, retard.
you are just blabbering nonsense at this point...
Some men can have everything in the world and still be miserable
Unironically have sex. There's a difference between "making love" and "dirty primal fucking".
I used to think allcaps poster was based but this single post just completely shattered that image.
Fuck you, allcaps poster.
how does banging her in a different position suddendy make it all different
it's just a different position dude
i used to fuck my gf hard and kiss her softly at the same time is that sex or fucking?
Source lad
If you're so desperate for sex why don't you get an escort then?
I require a name.
its fucking sex
Mexican JonTron has a hot gf
You can't love a whore
sauce please
i have a folder of her named "Tanya" i found it in titsintops forum i think?
Is this film any good?
Camming doesn't require half a brain and everyone and their mothers are doing it, I doubt a girl like that deserves your sympathy, even if she is just a dumb prost, I'd probably throw money at her.
This is classic
dat gap between the arch of her left foot and shoe
Should have phrased my words better, if she's just a prostitute sugar daddies would be lining up for her.
Gone With The Wind. She's always been in love with that Old South time period. It's also a tragedy and she's kind of got an Eeyore personality so it suits her.
Stop lying, no one on Yea Forums has a gf
That's where you go when she shrink you down.
My hand likes Cum Overload
maybe, but when i'm thinking is like eastertn european girls in the sex trade like her and that one mousecop child pornstar girl are just used for sex their whole life and no nothing else. yeah some cammers do it because they want to make some easy money but with the russian girls, it's something more devious cause that's all they know is making money with their body. i don't know it just unnerves me a little seeing such wasted life.
My gf is an arthoe but she said her fav movie in beauty and the beast
Just asked her, she said "definitely not star wars"
It's more than just the change in positions. Have sex, user.
this picture and subsequent reply are the best thing ive seen on Yea Forums in 3 months. bravo. /thread
The Shining
Most Cheese Pizza content comes from Russia and poorer Eastern Bloc countries, if you don't do politics or fuck with people with money and power you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want, and boy do they do, the world is full of pain and misery.
>tfw no milfker gf
me on the left
her face looks like shit
yeah that's why i look to porn for escapism not a brutal reminder of how shit the world is.
PUT EM ON THE GLASSS
>Blonde.
>White.
>Those milkers.
Bro she could have your face and I'd still be all up in her shit.
Robocop
Absolutely nothing acceptable about that abhorrent sexual attraction.
The Lion King/LotR trilogy.
love actually
she makes me so sad
Yes, funny (albeit neutered) parody of the Friday the 13th movies with some surprisingly touching moments. My gf cries every time she watches it
Tinder. She's literally an average roastie. You have no taste.
could've done without the third word
look at her teeth retard
>imagine a trio with her and her mother
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i know you’re an incel for not finding feet attractive to some degree. watching a girls legs shake, and her toes curl up when she’s close is the sexiest thing ever.
She French user?
FFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK
is that tommy sotomoyer?
my arthoe gf said she lover Star Wars but didn’t know who han solo was.
Luv and protecc
Same here. As I approach Wizardhood, it becomes clearer that I will never get a GF. No matter. At least we have each-other, r-right Anons?
Accept and love yourself user, no one else will.
BABBYS FIRST FETISH AND TARANTINO IS A FAGGOT
NOW ARMPITS HAVE QUITE THE MYSTIQUE IN RELATION TO TITS WHICH IS A LEGITIMATE SEXUAL FOCUS, TWO PARTS OF A WHOLE FORMING A CONTIGUOUS YIN AND YANG
FLASHING PITS IN PUBLIC IS VERY SNEAKY STUFF, JUST PUTTING MY HAIR UP TEE HEE :^)
>BABBYS FIRST FETISH
Fetishes don't work that way
They kinda do, feet are what babies spend most of their time looking at while crawling.
boltonwife
tits are fake
True that brother, true that.
Patricians appreciate all body parts, not feeling the need to pick one over the other.
Lynch's Dune
Pic related as of last month, like her. Say what you want, it got me to home base.
Jesus, just post his fucking dick already, you insufferable internet faggot.
My girlfriends favorite movie is The Handmaiden, she always starts rubbing herself at the sex scenes and we always end up doing it in the middle and end of the movie. Oh right btw i'm a girl
Robocop
I love her so fucking much.
That's her second fav!
looksmatched
>Robocop
Holy shit you have a good one. Marry her nao. Mine unironically is hyped for the live action Aladdin, not sure I feel about that.
The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
12 Angry Men
ZEN FAGGOTRY
WHERE IS YOUR PASSION
LESBIANS DONT REAL
YOU'LL NEVER FEEL HER FROM THE INSIDE WITH THE NERVE ENDINGS ON YOUR DICK
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
Have sex
Dilate
man this movie is so good
>What's your girlfriend's...
Serenity, 2nd dawn of the dead
I don't care if thats a man I would destroy her asshole with my full five inches!
What We Do In The Shadows
LOTR
Tf someone post it again plz
It kind of sucks that her ex-boyfriend leaked her underage nudes tho
Arrival
post more cute thots
>tfw no teratophile mommy gf to take care of you forever and gently suck your tiny deformed peepee after bath time
Hispachan probably
bmunp
>shadman
Every cute Mexican girl I've seen and hung out with all have ugly as fuck boyfriends that make you wonder how they are together.
>ex-boyfriend
No, he's based and redpilled. All exes should do this.
I don’t have a girlfriend and I probably never will. I don’t know how to approach women. I’m 32 years old.
That's not her boyfriend you stupid pathetic cuck.
This is too true.
based shadman
next image is probably her getting fucked in the ass
They most likely met while in middle school and just never let go of eachother because of family pressure and tradition.
It's like this with my cousin. She's in good shape and not fat and her boyfriend is a literal fucking bean shaped fatass.
t.mexican
>cute
>yellow teeth
>I bet that little freak watches while she gets railed out by an endless conga line of strangers too
kek.
>you're gonna go to hell for this!
She really likes Clue for some reason. I don't know why.
>What's your girlfriend's favorite movie?
pic related + Breathless (1960) acording to her, i dun get it.
It's typical. Girls say they love SW because they think it makes them more attractive and unique for men.
If that's what your idea of yellow is, i'd hate to see your teeth.
clue was pure kino
She was really excited to watch it with me and it was alright, but I don't think I laughed once. We ended up just fucking 10 minutes in, then going back and finishing it while she gave me a lazy handjob
91 days no fap kill me pete
/thread
Based thin man loving poster
>says this
>posts nothing
I see this happening here in brazil too, some woman in latin america care more for personality and if the guy looks manly than beauty per se.
Name?
brie larson
First google result if you search for it.
Spirited away. She's the type to buy into things like reuasble straws and carry them everywhere to "help turtles". Bless her.
Literally impossible
oh, I've seen these before but my disappointment wiped my memory of the event
Maybe the crippled guy you are trying to condescend has actual self respect for himself and doesn’t like to cheapen his condition by exhibiting himself like a fuckin freak, you disgusting sub human Redditor
Go be “morally superior” else where you god damn disgusting excuse of a human
People who date in 2019 have zero respect for themselves.
>
You're a legit fucking retard.
Heathers
Excellent taste, good catch
My gf dont like movies
She does like Netflix popcorn shows tho
>jannie delete 3 perfectly fine threads
>this shit stay up
fuck everyone in this cancer shithole
It hasn't been any different in over 10 years. Chill the fuck out.
If being retarded means not shacking up with a chick that can legally fuck you over and is likely to chest; you must be clinically brain dead
Cope
but my wee wee comes from there :/
Never seen people coping this hard in my life.
Your gf would be a good friend to my gf
She loves dogs, 5 currently all stray
Kind souls
She doesn't leave the house much
Now you are realizing the true meaning of "he does it for free", take the comfypill and start to use Yea Forums for qt females and shitposting instead of real discussions.
Wrong, she can be both.
Gone With The Wind
he cute
Mine has me out of the house more often than I'd like.
Napoleon Dynomite lol
I’ve never seen a lack of arguments this hard
Despicable me 3.
Not joking.
GOD DAMMIT I'M SO
Keep coping Mr logician
probably one of the harry potter movies
And it looks like I’ll never see one lmao
>mfw no gf
Chappo fag. Eat shit and die
>when you realize you don't deserve a gf
Might be Jaws
please post the replies from black men that are pissed at him
>stop thinking for yourself and be shamed into accepting a raw deal to fulfill an insecurity
K
did you just started samefagging just because the nigger called you out? chill out user.
>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
i-i'm just a girl user. please no bully
A call out often is accompanied by an argument. You lack those because you lack self respect.
>a dude is disagreeing with me, so that must mean he’s samefagging
Reddit was a mistake
>A call out often is accompanied by an argument.
his argument is that you are doing this to cope, which is boderline a logical fallacy.
>You lack those
those what?
>because you lack self respect
how so?
>a dude is disagreeing with me, so that must mean he’s samefagging
isn't that basicaly what you're doing? also disagreing with me in what?
wait forgot to quote your second post
>Have Sex
Whats a girlfriend?
holy shit, i didn't know taissa had such beautiful feet FUUCCKCKCKKING KILL ME ALRAEDADDY WHY AM I STILL ALIVE
>tfw no lbf
I've been on this website for a long time. He reminds me of myself 5 years ago. It's more fun to antagonize brats like him.
That white boi is alright looking.
>when you are able to release sperm that creates good hair
he sounds like he has a fetish for wmbf couples and it's ruining his sanity.
Anime (thank the Gods).