LEMBAS?
LEMBAS?
Samuel Butler
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Daniel Barnes
Why didn't they just bring a whole loaf?
Andrew Anderson
They didn't count on stupid fat hobbitses eating the whole thing.
Jonathan Wilson
a square of elven lembas will sustain its eater for weeks
Jeremiah Perry
shut theh fuck up nerd
Landon Cook
does it magically regrow?
Dominic Perez
John Flores
*farts*
Jose Lee
after reading the books the part where gollum makes frodo think sam ate all the lembas pisses me off now. shit never happened in the book and frodo and sam's loyalty to each other never really wavered.
Aiden Miller
It’s only a model
Ayden James
>one tiny bite is enough for a day
>make the default sized chunk enough for weeks, ensuring there will be spillage in the form of crumbs
why not make it small like rice?
dumb elf shits
Cooper Ortiz
that's why the bread came in leaves you stupid fuck
Christian Ortiz
That's what I'm referring to, you retard. Every time a piece of lembas is shown it's like pictured in the OP, ie way too much for a single day and they take one bite out of it.
as evidenced by the stair climbing scene, it does crumble into bits
Logan Lopez
how you gonna make rice outta bread also checked
Xavier Ramirez
Elves don't spill crumbs. Only the lesser races do.
Ethan Allen
What are the macros though?
Carter Gomez
shut the fuck up you absolute goddamn retard piece of shit (checked)
Joseph Parker
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Jace Scott
What is it made out of?
Jonathan Powell
>t. samwise
Nicholas Green
>lamb ass bread
Nolan Mitchell
>not making them snack sized
Imagine having to share that thing with ten other dudes, barf
Xavier Wright
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James Green
Does my per diem cover lembas
Benjamin Jones
that's nothing why not get mad that them botching the feudal master/servant vibes their relationship had and just made them lovers
Luke Sullivan
>welsh wedding
Caleb Sullivan
It says right there that Orlando Bloom's dad wasn't actually Jewish though
Evan Lopez
it says that Orlando Bloom's stepfather was a Jew
Cooper Rivera
Orlando's real father is an Englishman. Learn to read, nigger
Chase Richardson
you fucking idiot holy shit Bloom's father wasn't a jew
Eli Davis
Why didn't the Eagles fly to Mordor?
Cooper Cruz
it's totally unnecessary and fucks with how Frodo perceived Gollum the whole time in the books. He never actually trusts Gollum and is just aware that the Ring gives him a sort of power over him that may end at any given time
Jackson made some seriously fucked decisions after Fellowship
Bentley Cooper
>en.wikipedia.org
it literally says that Bloom's step-father was a Jew
Landon Moore
>genes are passed on from step parent to step child
Henry Cox
Same recipe as bread but instead of yeast you use Midichlorians
Austin Hernandez
>lembas
>elvish gaybread
>one small bite is enough to fag up a grown man
Ryan Howard
Look up an old military ration called "hardtack." It's a form of that.
Nathaniel Wright
But can you get overdosed on lembas by eating a whole loaf?
Hudson Robinson
Maybe you'd get extremely obese within a second
Lincoln Turner
it would be like this or the time yajirobe ate a big fistfull of senzu beans
Owen Garcia
>mistake it for regular bread
>eat the whole thing
>too many nutrients
>die
Alexander Thompson
Elven pusy
Gabriel Perez
I don't wanna fuck up my keto desu lads reckon I'm gonna head back to rivendell get sum low carb proteins in, see you guys later good luck finding that ring or whatever. I'll keep this cloak tho yeah cheers then mate be lucky nice one.
Jacob Peterson
supercompressed yeast
it's a miracle it doesn't rip middle earth apart