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Here's your Azor Ahai, bro
/ourahai/
Azor Jesus
Claim your gf or she gets MOON BOY'D
S T A N N I S
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Maario Naharis
why no patch face in the show
HIGH IN THE HALLS OF KINO THAT IS GONE
user WATCHES OLD EPISODES
THE ONES BASED ON BOOKS WHEN THE WRITING WAS GOOD
AND BEFORE THE FANFICS TOOK HOLD
PACING THAT'S BEEN GONE FOR SO VERY LONG
CHARACTERS DEEP IN THEIR GRAVES
THEY SPUN HIM A TALE ON THE OLD SILVER SCREEN
SPUN AWAY ALL HIS SORROW AND PAIN
REMEMBER TO THANK D AND D
REMEMBER TO THANK D AND D
REMEMBER TO THANK D AND D
REMEMBER TO THANK D AND D
>Dayne?
Jamie actually has second thoughts about the Moon Boy exageration. Why is he so paranoid?
jesus christ fuck off
gib cruel mommygf
Waifusandre
Azor Ahaisandre
R'hllor incarnatesandre
The waifu that was promised
Mandatory now
Azor Gilly comfirmed
IM ON MY BREAK NOW GET TO SHITPOSTING BEFORE I PISS MESELF
*clacks at you*
Ramsay sue was the worst villain ever for the amount of plot armor he has. It will be satisfying to see Stannis kill him in the books.
High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most
The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days
And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free
Based!
Martin was "busy"
D R O P P E D
R
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was it ever explained why the candle was implanted in his head?
First one to get dubs get to crown her queen of love and beuty
Best sadistic waifu
Sounds like fucking kino.
Azor Theon
>Why yes, you're grace. I have concluded that intelligence, like hair colour, is a matter of inheritance and this explains why the Northerners and Summer Islanders still live base and primitive lives.
She looked better with shorter hair.
>tfw Twenty Good Men was actually a Fatman plot point
Over my dead body
where do I get his diet plan & training plan?
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS!
Is GRRM really J*wish?
>Despite being only...
AHHHHH GIVE ME DUBS CHRISTIAN BALE
Send him an email.
You know nothing
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS!
/got/ is dead, but stannis will remain forever
You look it up. Eat healthy and exercise, fatty. It's really simple.
/got/
>soul
>souless
whip girl, best girl
what does his Wikipedia say?
1/4 which is why his books are 1/4th shit
Based Lord of the Forsaken Plotlines. You're not alone.
>Rob I got something to show you
>that wedding band
Holy shit someone actually married him!? I don't like to make assumption, but I just instantly made about 4 about whoever his wife is.
why does it all look so shit now? did they fire everyone who was responsible for making the show good?
desu jaimes armor looks better in s6
His grandpa literally got cucked, he just found out from DNA test recently in Finding Your Roots
Bad Poosy is mine
>I'm proud of you Robert
Would he really say that?
The new Kingsguard armour that the Mountain is wearing is way better than the original
if you disgaree you're a dumb basedboy cuck brainlet nigger
Aaaaaaarrhhrhrhrhrggg
I don't like the sleeves in s6, but otherwise he indeed looks mighty nice in both pics.
What the fuck bros I've been consuming Jewish media this whole time I'm literally shaking and on the verge of tears
really not that hard if you can afford personal trainers and cooks
Based
So how come Jaqqen let Arya leave after she said she wasn't no one? Why did he let her murder that other girl? What was the point of the entire faceless man ark if she's back to square one of being dumb girl with small sword?
How can they get shittier if the show has been making more money with each season?
>bullshit ornamentation vs. a helmet that looks like a bucket
They’re both shit
>implying there's such thing as goy media other than Mel Gibson flicks
I love them both so much bros. How can such qt snekwaifus be such awful characters?
Now she's anime
She's mine an mine only
he was scared because she had become more powerful than him
Azor Ahai will be a woman
you know it
Cranky because you’re illiterate, aren’t you
>fucking grey worm shoves a sword into Jamie's chest with attitude. FUCKING GREY WORM
>Jamie asks to fight under Brienne's command
Fuck off
I want to fuck her legs
Jaime's sparring with Payne was one of my favourite moments of AFFC. I was pretty sad when Jon beheaded him in ADWD but Payne deserved it for killing Ned.
CLAIMED
look at these dubs
>Beanman reaching for the sideboob
kek
wasn't a Jew the star of his best flicks too?
>(((Andrew Garfield))) in Hacksaw Ridge
>(((Jesus))) in Passion of the Christ
mine
back to leditt. and take your superiority complex with you
3 God's and 1 Bad poosey
>STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS!
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
I'd rather give it to pic related, ya know what'm sayin?
Edit: Whoa, this blew up way more than I ever expected! Thanks everyone! I love reading the discussions that are popping up in the thread
>Payne deserved it for killing Ned
how?
he's the executioner, not the judge
also, good taste
The princess that was promised :^)
>>(((Jesus))) in Passion of the Christ
kek
He beheaded Janos Slynt dumdum
His best film is actually Apocalypto
Out with it already...what IS stan?
Post YFW
>Winterfell is starting to get overrun
>the heroes are struggling, soon to be overwhelmed
>Sudden Burst of Light in the middle of the battle
>everyone looks dumbfounded
>Stannis, Bobby B and Littlefinger are there, all with glowing red eyes
>Avengers theme plays while they go to town on the undead army
more powerful how? all she has is a sword, jaqqen is literally a magic man
Azor Shansha
AZOR BRIENNE
HUMILIATE WHITEY
they could have been saved with actual good writing. Dabid has a bad habit of giving in to fan demand and it results in retarded things such as Lyanna Mememont becoming a MC. He could've at least tried to write something good for them but he just had them all brutally killed just so the audience would be all OMG EPIC DABID THANKS
HOW did GRRM not know until he was 70 years old that he was one of the tribe? Like hasn’t he ever seen his nose?
Double Edit: Thanks for the platinum!!!
What Stands will they use?
would actually reddem the show
>.. 13% of the Westerosi population, Northerners form 50% of the Night's Watch.
No, damn it, I was too late.
you can have her user
>STANNIS
Ugly ass dog
BRIIIIIIING MEEEEEEEEEE MORE WIIIIINE
I have been re watching season 1, what an incredible piece of television it is. The casting is perfect, mark addy as robert baratheon especially. He he absolutely nails that role. It is quite sad watching it back, seeing how good it was and how far it has fallen.
It was his paternal grandfather too. So he's not even a real Martin. He’s a bastard.
scared she'll think you have a small penis if she's been with a black man?
Robert as a walking shitpost calling all the WW whoooooores
how dare that wh*Te whore touch that KING
>Bobby leading the charge smashing the skull of wight king
KINO
found the roastie
Azor Ahssandei
You read it here first
Go back, faggot.
source?
Will she be naked more? If so, cool.
don't ask me, ask the retarded writers
how was she able to kill another assassin who's been trained for far longer
using the "advantage" of fighting in the dark when the opponent most likely had the same kind of blind training
all while being mortally wounded
it's a fanfic power fantasy
azor theon
Check em
This lol
>Copy paste of The Godfather
>WTF KINO!!1!
What did nu-chan mean by this?
post yfw when she dies next week instead of grey worm
>Final scene
>NK defeated whole of westeros
>Everyone is dead
>Suddenly the camera focuses on the NK, he's now facing the camera
>Music starts playing
>youtube.com
>Show ends on NK face
>They all start to dance
>Immediately the credits begin
>Music continues
>NK face when
Don't the leaks say she uses some kind of asspull magic in the battle of winterfell?
>Remember, your Grace, with great power comes great responsibility. The maesters of yore called it the "Andal's Burden". I call it what it is: the strength of the master to discipline the servant. Never lower your head to a Northman, your Grace. Never lower yourself to lie with one of those Ironborn "men". The strength of the next generations of kings relies on the Lannister Strength
Fucking Raimi cameo
Are there accusations that the NK has diddled kids?
if she doesnt die next episode im joining the wight army
>Robert enters the battlefield
>this starts playing: youtube.com
Ask Bran, I mean what would've happened when NK grabbed him
Jorah and Missandei will die next week which will create more tension between Jon and Dany, I guaranfuckingtee it
It was beautiful.
Why is the Bane scene guy in the background?
>REMINDER: Daario Naharis and Euron Greyjoy are the same person (in the book)
Wow, a wight supremacist...Get out of here you bigot!
Big nose doesn't automatically mean jewish, I have quite a big one but my DNA is mainly scandanavian and north of scotland. Think my ancestors just had unfortunate taste
Because it's a pic from S7 or even S6.
LF is everywhere.
Dab
Anyone else rewatching the series?
no
I like the tyrell armour
Makes em look like chess pieces
Azor Brie Larson
What?
no they aren't
He thought it was an Italian nose
>people like stannis
>the retard who was a total cunt to everyone
>burned his own daughter alive
>battle of blackwater
>"s-sir hundreds will die"
>hurr thousands, see I don't care about people's lives, aren't I great lol?
only incels like him
What do you think he did with all those baby boys Craster gave him?
this must be bait
what series?
>tfw same age as Bad Poosy was when she showed her perfect chest on tv
>still not rich
>still not famous
>still broke
>5'8 manlet
>still only a white belt in jiu jitsu
>nowhere CLOSE to being able to woo Bad Poosy
I don't think we're all gonna make it bros.
Why won't Jaime just get himself some contraption made so he can carry a shield in his golden hand?
Even with all that he had the most legitimate claim to the throne.
Jesus. It fits! We've never seen the far north, it could just be a frosty Neverland Ranch!
>BriANnE?
impressive how you managed to write all that down considering your sever state of retardation
n-no, she's mine
Is shitting on Stannis the easiest way to accrue (you)s in /got/?
Something like a lantern shield?
But then he won't be able to dual-wield just like Arthur Dayne. Totally unacceptable.
Party of Five
Does anyone know what specific powers Stannis would invoke to legitimize Jon as a Stark and give him Winterfell? Would it be legal, and be extension, contestable?
Just about everyone who isn't a soi-swilling fag or a megabrainlet likes Stannis. It's not really a 4channel/based and redpilled exclusive thing. I bet if you ask most redditors seriously, they'll at least be positive towards Stannis. Go look at any YouTube comment section of ASoIaF forum.
>His grandpa literally got cucked
Kek peak USA
That sword is fucking dope
Go back to the kennels, Reek
he does it in affc but no one main character wears helmets or shields in the show for some reason
This thing tell time?
>Just about everyone who isn't a soi-swilling fag or a megabrainlet likes Stannis. It's not really a 4channel/based and redpilled exclusive thing. I bet if you ask most redditors seriously, they'll at least be positive towards Stannis. Go look at any YouTube comment section of ASoIaF forum.
>post a picture of a shitty ass anime Deviantart Stannis
OH NO NO NO
>Go look at any YouTube comment section of ASoIaF forum.
Do i have to? Can't I just take your word for it?
If he was king he could do it.
Yep. It's time to fuck some shit up.
Neah, but it did carry a lantern for night duties.
Stop giving (You)s to that spastic #113436794
No Stannis = no rightful king. It's that simple.
No, Gendry did
>Does anyone know what specific powers Stannis would invoke to legitimize Jon as a Stark and give him Winterfell?
Kings can legitimize bastards. As the rightful king, Stannis could recognize Jon Snow as a true Stark, and so give him Winterfell - the same way Ramsay became a legit Bolton in the show.
>Would it be legal, and be extension, contestable?
Well, having Stannis doing it implies he's the ruling king, and that the competition is dead and gone.
I thought bastards didn't have claim.
I will after the current season ends
Gendry is a bastard
I'd've been legitimately fucked off if you fucks had beaten me to her.
BASTARD
NO CLAIM
>Jaime's going to die next episode purely so Arya can use his face to get close to Cersei and kill her.
Here's a (You) for you.
he was a shit one dimensional character who is only popular because of fucking memes. Not only was he badly written but the actor was just as bad
>h-he captured it perfectly
no, not really, all he did was show stoneface for 90% of the time on camera and the actor was so lazy and clueless that not only did he have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what his character actually was or what he was supposed to be doing
but he was so apathetic about the whole thing that he never even bothered to learn.
Fuck off, liking stannis is basically just an excuse to spam, take your low iq autism somewhere else
Bastards don't have claims to jack shit
>Poosy?
Non-bastards take precedence but if they're all gone then the bastard is next in line.
Remember, that's why Cersei had all Robert's bastards killed when Joffery ascended.
mine
Briennefag, please.
based savage qt
Ive always liked the post s3 kingsguard armour, those white little swirls on the original armour are really ugly imo. I like how the s3-s6 armour has antlers all over the place, makes it a lot more Baratheon in that sense
Stannis is the ultimate daddy issues character
Incels look up to him because he was STRONG and JUST and MORAL (lol), which is everything they wish their daddy would have been
>tfw this might actually happen
#113437260
(you)
That was a nice moment.
Yes...they are.
>Euron Crow's Eye
>"I am the storm"
>Daario Nahaaris
>Leader of a band of mercenaries called the Storm Crows
>Seduces Khaleesi
>Heads to westward "get reinforcements"
>Never seen again
>Next book...Euron shows up and claims his birthright among the Iron Born.
>"I'm taking the fleet East to claim Danaerys and the dragons!"
member that one year half the season leaked early?
Hottest babe in the whole show
good times
mine
Bend the knee
>throw away your kingdom, your crown, your honour, the lives of your family, your own life, all for this
Was it really fucking worth it Robb?
Dabid had absolutely no reason to change the aspect off Robb getting honourfagged into the marriage and instead just made him a fucking thirsty retard
Literally this
She was one of the few convincing female characters. It's a shame Jon ended up with the least convincing female character.
imagine making this cringey ass art
fuck i hate deviantart fags
Mark Addy and Sean Bean made an incredible team. Wish they would star in something else together.
You're a big gal...
based Ben Shapiro in drag poster
yeah i really wish my dad immolated me alive lol
Are you stupid?
She had a nice ass.
i fucking love that scene in the crypts when they talk about lyanna
She is okay I guess.
>Final battle
>Literally everybody still alive is an Azor
>They all run around passing the flaming sword to each other while tossing out Marvel quips
>Danny personally kills the Night King
>Danny marries Sansa, and male castration is instated across the entire land
>Sansa becomes the first female president of Westeros and invents electricity
>Cersei is pardoned
>Sophie Turner (Sansa) said in an interview filming that shot where her and Shae were lookin out at Littlefinger's boat after she learned she has to marry Tyrion was an absolutely nightmare to shoot, since Sibel Kekilli couldn't comprehend the scene.
>Apparently Sibel started freaking out, since they kept telling her to look somberly out at the boat, but in reality there was no boat there, just the open sea. She started flipping her shit because she couldn't understand that there'd be a CGI boat out on the water.
>Eventually they just gave up and told her to stare blankly out over the water while they finished the shot. Sophie said it took like an hour to film that 3-4 second shot because Sibel was so fucking terrible.
based Anne Frank poster
Based lover of the big titty
So, if the lord of light isn't really, how the hell do these people come back from the dead?
Give snek
yeah the fact that Jon hasn't brought her up since season 5 makes me really sad desu. Kelly C fucking sucks and they have no chemistry.
youtu.be
Like just compare this to Jon and Dany scenes, it fucking sucks that the show just used to be so good
I watched them all in one sitting then had to wait again to catch up.
But he wasn't gay.
Tits or gtfo
>that long wait
to be fair she was smoking hot
I would have done the same if she jumped on my dick
No one's gotten dubs yet?
its just magic
If the god was real then people would just be resurrecting people 24/7
Thoros and Melly just happen to be adept at magic
guess it's a sign.
ugly bitch
Yeah, it's really sad.
>not marrying some frey bitch while fucking her on the side alongside other whores like all kings did with their queens
the starks really are the dumbest of the bunch aren't they
YOU DIDNT DESERVE THEM
They could have kept that intact with her character. She's the medicine lady after all. She gives him too much painkiller on purpose to fuck him up and bang him. But that would make her evil and we can't have that.
Dub dubs
Why do people want to fuck the red woman when she's actually a 90 year old hag in disguise
Who are you crowning Queen of Love and Beauty with your dubs, then?
Stannisfags are so fucking pathetic, look at how they take the bait
Let's agree to disagree.
>last of the 4 eps ends with barristan being dropped
>had to wait over a month just to confirm that he really died in such a shite way
Season 5 is so fucking painful it hurts
cause when she has the glamour on shes fit as fuck
its the Got equivalent of the bag over the head
>that amulet around her neck
She's literally using a glamour. She's confirmed actually Room 237 mode old hag. Don't ever get married user. You are clearly unusually susceptible to makeup trickery.
WUBBA LUBBA DUBDUB
Well...damn!
fuck capeshit
Bartic head
Is there any case to be made that it isn't an Azor Jon?
She will be mine!
remove seven
you are pretender
fake digits
remove seven
fucking unbelievable
why is the asoiaf/got community outside of the chans so fucking gay?
Argh
youtube.com
Post kino.
>Not only was he badly written but the actor was just as bad
Not only are you ignorant of well-designed characters you are also autistic. Stephen Dillane was one of the best actors in the show and people who hate Stannis, the person, admit this.
>muh stoneface
Ok retard. If you can't catch not-so-sublte markers of behaviour and demeanor because someone isn't literally grinning or frowning like a spastic, you're an irredeemable monkey.
youtube.com
Dilate then bend the knee.
you answered your question
Normiest of normies
reminder he's still alive!
You mean like shipping?
Back to freecucks with you renlyfag
i mean all the shitlibs
It's a tv show based on a dense, tryhard series of books full of symbolism and shit. Half the fanbase is normies and the other half is homosexual English majors
westeros.org was fine, but it went to shit since the books ain't a coming
How much would your life improve if this was your gf
She'd bully me for being a fuckup.
don't forget historyfags
presumably the Others are something that really pisses off the faceless men since their army is cheating death, so they're pretty chill to let Arya go and help stop them
...
gib
Historyfags are not at all the worst part of the fandom, most of us are redpilled
>us
Fuck off you insufferable fag, if you think your degree in 14th century Danish crop yields makes you valuable on a Game of Thrones forum you are pants-on-head retarded
All other waifu are boring
You're doomed
>posts a roastie who got MOON BOY'D anyway
he got jewed so hard.
>Jon beheaded him in ADWD
That didn't happen. Payne is alive and well in the Riverlands with Jaime
>for all you know
user confirmed a paranoid jealous lover
Any new leaks aside from the frikidoctor stuff a while back?
youtu.be
>How many boys live in Westeros? How many girls? How many men? How many women? "The darkness will devour them all", she says, "the night that never ends." Unless I triumph. I never asked for this - no more than I asked to be King. We do not choose our destiny, but we must do our duty, no? Great or small, we must do our duty.
can you post those
MINE
>best character of the whole season
>gets put down off screen like a mangy dog
still angry
She was a mamas girl
GO FIND THE LEAK STRETCHER
NOW
My knee is bending hard lads
The throne was his by right.
Fuck off she's mine
New Thread:
not from the looks of those digits, bub.
...
lmao as if renly or whoever the fuck you like would even be defended at all
right so... he's not going to be in the show again? They have 4 movie length episodes. It's possible.
Why is this show so popular despite the main character is some guy who once killed some wildlings and when another wildling reached for an axe he stopped them and removed their hood and noticed they were a woman. Then when he was commanded to kill her the commander and the rest of the group walked away? To leave them alone? Why? How long was this supposed to take? Oh look he doesn't do it and she escapes and he gives chase eventually falling captor to her and the wildlings. This show was utter garbage as of s02e06
probability of not hitting dubs after 20 attempts = (9/10)^20 = 12.15%
and his duty was to be killed by a woman lol
>anyone who doesn't like world's biggest jobber MUST like his faggot brother
Stanniscuck delusion
What about these dubs?
New Thread:
lol, you got trips, fag
>falling this hard for the hacks character assassination
Imagine being this feminine
>waving your blunders around this hard
LOL
Stannis is the very definition of a cuck who lets a woman brainwash him, he's the definition of feminine
Why are you dumbshits so upset by this "20 Good Men" thing?
>113433903
Night fire raids are an ACTUAL historical thing. They also appear in other fiction like ROT3K.
It's a really simple high risk high reward strategy. A small group of disguised men enter the enemy camp at night and set fire to everything. They either get caught right away or wreck havoc on the enemy encampment.
You Stannis fags need to apply some balm to your burnt asses.
Rewatch the show faggot i think the onions and renly shipping clouded your eyes
miiiiiine
Im gonna hug her only :3
Claim
8======D ~~~
you mean wedding ring
>SIR BURN YOUR DAUGHTER
>ok crazy fire witch
Kill yourself stannis cuck you are literally subhuman, go suck off a faggot since you clearly can't get his faggot brother out of your mind
Crybaby Stannis faggots eternally btfo
so me
Based
Tits or gtfo girly boy
>it happend in my anime
Holy shit youre stupid
That guy's anime aside, it's a tactic that was employed by Vlad the Impaler against the Ottomans. Look up the Night Attack to see how dressing up as the enemy and attacking them while they sleep really fucks them up.
no u
>cringed and retard-pilled
Read a book