Weird movie quotes to yell out during sex

Stop, or my mum will shoot

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

>Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you. Now don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you. Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?

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Share the load.

>Holly, I'd like to cut you in, old man. There's nobody left in Vienna I can really trust, and we've always done everything together. When you make up your mind, send me a message - I'll meet you any place, any time, and when we do meet old man, it's you I want to see, not the police. Remember that, won't ya? Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.

I'll have what she's having!

Tv and not movie, but whatever.

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>I don’t believe in love. I believe in fucking. It’s honest, it’s efficient. You get in and out with the maximum of pleasure, and minimum of bullshit. Love is something that straight people tell themselves they’re in, so they can get laid. And they end up hurting each other, because it was all based on lies to begin with. If that’s what you want, then go find yourself a pretty little girl and get married.

How do we know boards will do anything?

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My ex really did not care for my liberal usage of my accurate gollum impression

kek

>You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"I haven't jerked off since Easter!"

*tink tink tink*

I've got a movie quote for ya.

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FUCK MEXICO!!!!!!

DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME

I am your father.

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

"ET phone home"

It would be extremely painful

Do you bleed?

Lick my plate, you dog dick!

WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?
THE ICE AGE!

>Despite only being 13% *huff* of the population, blacks *wheeze* commit over 50% of the crime *honk honk*

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FPBP

That'll do pig, that'll do

>you're black and proceed to kill her

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I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT!

>despite being only 6% of the population, black men have had sex with 100% of white women
let that sink in, witeboi.

"I am gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

>You're a big guy

>I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

Agghh..

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>I thought they smelled bad on the outside

SNEED

Niggers really cant do math huh

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>For you

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Look at the city slicker and his fancy German car

"My mom's name is Martha too"

>black men have had sex with 100% of white women

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I AM IRONMAN!

lol baby dick witeboi will never know the amazing feeling of fucking a waterbed. Stay mad.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

I didn't know they stacked shit that high

Bitches leave

all fucking niggers must fucking hang

>I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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Tis treason then

>"I AM NO MAN!!"

FUCKING GOT EM

I AM YOUR FATHER