Behold

I ship DoomGuy with violence

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And i ship him with Charlie to promote the nuclear family

>its an Easter episode where the family go on picnic

It's strange to see this train still going. But whatever, so long as you guys are having fun, I'll be happy to cheer you along.
>t. /trash/bag

In a sea of gay shit, someone has to preserve Traditional Family Values

It's 7 am, time for your dick flattening!

>It's a beautiful Easter Sunday and the family just got home from mass
>Charlie is in the kitchen dying eggs and also preparing for the family's annual Easter picnic
>She's decked out in a festive white and pink flower print sundress with her hair up
>Steven comes down offering to help his mother with the deviled eggs
>Charlie just giggles softly
>"Go help your father with his smoking sweetie~"
>Steven relents after playfully begging and heads out to help his dad with the smoker
>"Lemme guess, she kicked you out of the kitchen?" the stern marine chided
>"Yeah, does she always do that when she cooks?"
>Stan took a long drag off his cigar while adding another log to the firebox
>"Son your mother prides herself on being better than Martha Stuart. Just roll with it and always remember that she puts all her love for us in what she does"
>Steven smiled while sitting in the lawn chair by his dad's while handing him a cold beer from the cooler
>"Thanks dad, here. Figured you'd ask for it"
>"Thanks son." Stan replied as he opened it to take a swig
>"No prob dad. Shouldn't we check the meat?"
>Stan chuckled while enjoying his beer
>"Son, barbecue is like makin love to a woman or a healthy relationship: you can't rush it. You have to have patience and take it slow while still keeping that fire burning long"

Goddammit Yea Forums

>tranny bait
user he's got a wife and 3 kids

Actually, I know of a traditional way to die AND boil eggs at the same time:
You strip of the layers of a red (purple) onion (or beetroot, although the pigments from that could wash off easily), and add it into the boiling water, the add the eggs, and slow boil them with the onion leaves on low-to-mid heat, until the shells become a deep red.
The water should be warm, but not bubbling.

It can take anywhere between 20 minutes to a full hour, but in the end, you'll get the nicest, richest deep red eggs you could ask for - ready to have any additional patterns painted on them!

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Vinegar works too

Best ship

Worst ship, only plebs like it

the best way to die AND boil eggs at the same time is to jump into a big ol vat of boiling water clutching a dozen eggs.

>All these characters have an absurd amount of porn
>even Hilda
Tbf most doomguy stuff is POV SFM of him fucking demon girls

Best way to die is from old age while married to a good woman. Bonus points if you both die together

faggot

Nigger

I prefer him having a work relationship with violence. They fit together better as partners rather than a romantic couple.

My point stands. His true love is his wife Charlotte Magne

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>even Hilda

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This is also method commonly used in Poland. It would be fitting for Doomguy to know it at teach it to his kids.

Somebody should add Caleb from Blood to the picture as a grandfather/grandgrandfather since he is basically 1870s Doomguy. He can be an embarrassing politically incorrect/pervy relative.

In fact I think Doomguy bloodline is Caleb -> Blazkowitz -> Doomguy.

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Or even
Caleb -> Blazkowitz -> Redneck Rampage protag -> JC Denton -> Doomguy

or something

Farmer 1 and 2

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There is a reason infinity Chan got deleted
Fucking based Caleb bros

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Please stop spamming these threads.

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Okay so
Caleb -> Blazkowitz -> Leonard -> Pointman -> JC -> Doomguy

Caleb comes back because he is undead. Blazkowitz is dead. Leonard was abducted by aliens, maybe found on Mars. Pointman ???, probably somewhere with dead people. JC is an AI.

This, Pointman chills with them cause he has a ghost mom

huh?

return to Yea Forums you autistic faggot

This shit has gotten so autistic that I'm tempted to add shitty meme characters like Peter Griffin, Sneed, and Bane to the aspie family to turn these threads into shitpost central.

Based mom

Don't you fuckin do it

Did someone say traditional family values?

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Says the fat fuck who neglects his kids

And don't forget their extended family!

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>tempted

These threads are already shitpost central, go for it. If these trash threads are gonna persist might as well get some slight entertainment out of them.

And waifu threads aren't trash enough?

[Verse: Lois Griffin]
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies
And sex on T.V.

[Bridge: Peter Griffin]
But where are those good old-fashioned values....

[Bridge: The Griffins]
On which we used to rely?!

[Chorus: All]
Lucky there's a family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

[Fill: Stewie Griffin ]
Laugh and cry!

[Outro: All]
He's our Senpai-ily Guyyy!

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They are still more amusing than pure vivzie faggotry.

Sit boy!

Not sure what the argument here is. These threads are a fucking joke, just because there's other shit on the board doesn't give them a pass.

>Steven reforms Hitler
>"You're right Steven, killing Jews was wrong. I should have gone after ze Muslims!"

Then define what your standard is faggot

Hitler would never give up on killing Jews, don't besmirch his good name.

Never underestimate Sing no Jutsu

Oops, I almost forgot Uncle Hellboy and his family.

kek

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Bayonetta looks like she's been to PTA meetings

This is an general

Not really, generals are spammed every day. These last for 5 days then get posted 12 hours later or whenever OP wakes up

So... a general? Even if it's low traffic a thread constantly on repeat is a general. Fuck off.

So wait is Hellboy a stepdad since Bayonetta had Joker?

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But Muslims weren't the problem. Jews had all the money and attitude that made them hated by everyone.

Hitty is in the Heaven user

Oh look /pol/ showed up

Thanks.

>"Ms.Cereza, your daughter was sent to the principal's office for eating one of her classmates' souls. Again."
>"So what? The little bloke deserved it."

Gay and retarded

>Bayonetta fucks a LOT.
>Hellboy is a Catholic, meaning he won't believe in contraception.
How many kids will they wind up with?

>Traditional Family Values
It's time to let go

Die first faggot

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10/10. Demons are acceptable targets.

Bout the same as Charlie and Doomslayer

>It's time to let go
In a world rife with faggotry, i will not relent. Trad Chads rise up

Stop being a heterophobic bigot

Wait is anyone vegan in this family?

Good ship

Worst ship because they have nothing in common

How is a wholesome family gay?

Probably not under Doomguy's rules

>It’s a Charlie and Steven are mistaken for a couple episode

Should include Satina in there has the family pet.

She’s Charlie’s and Steven’s incest child

>neglects his kids
Not really. Part of growing up is learning to be your own person and not having your parents constantly watching over you and holding your hand.

>Hazbin Hotel

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Was talkin about Beter

>its a Steven takes his mother out for a fancy date for Mother's Day episode
>Charlie puts on her sexiest black dress for the occasion

Is nice

Looks like Raven's bf Beast Boy is SOL

She's raised to believe she's his sister

>even a black choker

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>Tom breaks Star's heart

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>Steven sees his mom like this

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Based meat lover

Nothin wrong with grilled veggies. Hell i roast peppers over fire for my recipes and have done grilled asparagus

>not adding the uncle and the family dog

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>Isabella

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Don't Uncles & Aunts get their own pics?

Doomguy has a soft side for cutesy things.

>its a chapter where Charlie teaches Steven how to samba

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So where does Pink Guy and The Dark Lord Chin-Chin fit in this universe?

They do

>its a chapter where Charlie finds baby Canon Broly and immediately takes him to raise as her new child

>Gets drunk on wine and plays footsies

>The Doomslayer can hear her baby talk but he still refuses to believe it
>"Charlotte, where did you find that baby? And why does it have a monkey's tail?"
>"Dear i found him in some strange pod and he was crying and GAHH I COULDN'T HELP SAVE THIS POOR BABY!~" she said loving on her new baby boy unaware of his secret

cute couple

Cute familyp

>its a chapter where Steven snaps and channels the fury of the Night Sentinels into metal
>unfortunately its nu metal
>it is however SOAD

>Steven overprotective of his secret spawn

>she calls him "bestest big bro ever!"

>Satina always wondering why Mommy and big brother kiss on the lips

>its a chapter where Broly goes berserk over Charlie being threatened

>Charlie subtlely gives him a footjob

>He ends up carrying her over his shoulder him while she’s drunk off her ass
>Keeps squeezing his butt

>Steven gets road head for the first time
>Charlie doesn't let a single drop spill

>Tastes his cum as he French kisses his mother
>Gets dragged into his bed by his mother, a lot stronger than she looks

Thank fuck its a safe day

>Charlie waking up and discovering she’s her baby boy’s first time

>she smiles knowing she made her boy a man

>He’s begun cancelling his dates for her, always willing to give a foot rub or help her with dinner, now a total mama’s boy

>she has him massage her before and after workouts

>Decides to take baths with him again just like when he was little

>"Mom is this really necessary? I'm already fully grown"
>"Don't be silly sweetie, you need help with your back. Now could you help mommy with hers?~"

>"Oh Steven sweetie, could you give momma a neck rub~?"

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Why is there so much incest in this traditional christian family?

Because its the wholesome kind of incest.

That's one creepy uncle

Yeah I'm retconnin that shit.

Nah he loves kids he's just a little old

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Too late, retconned where and Isabella aren't involved.

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This.