Ok, Mr. user. What's this grandiose movie idea that you have?

Shitposting aside I think an epic Napoleon trilogy would be incredible. With a good marketing campaign it would capture the public imagination and draw them away from crap like Star Wars and the superhero movies

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Black guy dies

then comes back to life as a super zombie and rapes white men to death

And who do you have in mind playing the part of Napoleon?

Donald Trump

It's a story of a gay black man living in late Weimar era Germany who starts a career as a cabaret singer. After much introspection he decides he is female and seeks gender corrective surgery. As he saves money for this expensive procedure, which can only be performed by a surgeon in Copenhagen, he starts a relationship with a young (white, blue eyed, blonde haired) military officer.

This young officer, Klaus, is struggling to come to terms with his homosexuality, and he is very ambitious. He also aligns himself with the budding Nazi party. While participating in the staunchly anti-gay, anti-minority organization he struggles to keep his love for the gay black man secret. We'll call the gay black man Eman.

This scandalous and dangerous goes on for a while until they are found out. Klaus is sent to a concentration camp for political prisoners (got off lucky because of status). Eman is sent off to a women's only camp.

Eman meets tough and empowered Jewish prisoners who are plotting an escape. They succeed.

Eman becomes a practicing Jew.

Klaus and Eman get reunited in 1946. Oh, and there's gay sex scenes in the movie. Eman get his surgery in 1948 and changes his name. Klaus and Eman get gay-married shortly after.

It's like Brokeback Mountain meets Uncle Tom's Cabin meets Schindler's List meets The Dirty Dozen.

This movie will win multiple Oscars

opera porn

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the movie where i get laid and i have a girl that loves me

The gay/trans black man/woman will be played by Daniel Day Lewis?

over the course of two hours

Well you see, it takes place during the Holoc-
>SOLD!

No, it will be played by a gay black man.

Jussie Smollet.

a superhero movie but he's also gay

The sci-fi fad is dead user

Ok, hear this... Star Wars, but... with niggers!

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A story about a CIA guy that wakes up from a dream about a plane he was on crashed by a masked man. It haunts him so much he pitches a movie idea of this dream to a brittish guy called "nolan christopher" after the CIA guy visits a doctor called "pavel" about his weird dream haunting him. Nolan christopher makes this 2 hour epic of a plane getting crashed by a masked man but with a bromance subplot between the CIA guy and the masked man. During production the CIA guy with the dream comes across the real masked man in a restraunt kino scene and a real bromance develops. The movie ends with the plane crash movie being finished and the real bromance where CIA guy and masked man are in a room and turn the lights off. The CIA guy says "your a big guy" and the masked man says "for you" and cut to credits.

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A man wakes up in his cryogenic bunker from an unspecified amount of time. It’s has materials for investigating the outside. Camping gear, a bike, books and binders on survival and civilational knowledge, and guns. He steps out into the world, and finds the next iteration of Piss Earth, Septic Planet. Basically old Anerica has become super Haiti. The man is totally revolted at what he sees. Starving brown tribals living in straw houses, people fucking their own children in the streets, mixing shit and dirt to make cookies, open head brain surgery with a machete and a kitchen knife. The man just looks on in awe, and soon the tirbals notice him and surround him in wonder. He is disturbed by these people, he just wants to get away, and soon he shoots one. He flees back to his bunker, he vomits and he weeps and he panics at what the world has become. He looks onto three other bunkers, the silhouettes of two children and a woman. He can’t awaken them, not with their home how it is. He has to make something for them, something worth living in.

Part 1

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Unironically this

wypipo bad
subhuman retarded niggers and insane minorities gud

no

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Fight club but with women

A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

You see, its all about feet and cunnies

It's a Star Wars movie, but it's actually watchable.

GET OUT

MFW CRAWL UNDER THE TABLE AND POP OUT IN THE MIDDLE

SECRET LOOPHOLE TO TAKEOVER THE BOARD, CANT BE DEPOSED IN THERE

CHAIRMAN FOR LIFE

A wuxia film, directed by Alejandro Jordorowsky.

A man who suddenly has the ability to read womens thoughts and his swift decent into madness.

Boomers go Boom. It's like Phone Booth but mobile and not cellular.

Starring Dan “Get in the van” Schneider

Peaceful, alien Refugees arrive at earth.
Earth is a post apocalyptic wasteland. The Aliens arrive literally the same day World War 3 has offically ended. No one alive on earth has ever experienced a time of peace in their livetimes and everyone is on edge.

Like the Mel Gibson movie?

I'm in

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An adaption of Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow. A trilogy, each movie about three hours.

More or less realistic medieval fantasy setting.
Literal hero in golden armor swaers revenge, when the villain - a leader of a band of thugs - kill his best friend and kidnap his fiance.
The Gang-Leader and the kidnapped fiance actually fall in love and he sees the eorror in his ways and becomes a good guy in the end.
The golden hero decents into villainy on his quest to find and kill the villain.
In the end the hero gone bad guy kills the villain gone good guy.

The Epic of Gilgamesh. It's a no-lose situation.

>not Udder Insanity

>not Silly-Cones

Twist: It’s yet another Fate movie

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youtube.com/watch?v=oKHIE7QghgY

It's a buddy cop movie set in the middle ages. We use all the tropes and steal most of the dialogue right off Yea Forums

gibsons berserker
a sulla biopic

The Celeb

Inspired by personalities like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton a young woman with great ambitions but little intelligence wants to be famous. Having no discernible talent for anything whatsoever she user her surgically enhanced body and her utter lack of shame to jumpstart her career and become a celebrity.

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Yeah, and she gets in a feud with a celebrity on twitter, then she gets like a million more Instagram followers overnight. And there's this one scene where her instagram follower count is going up by like thousands per minute, and all her friends are like WTF??? Then she gets to be on all these talk shows and Jimmy Fallon, and she gets her own clothing line.

Would watch if there are no black people in it.

All Kikes Go To Hell with Don DeLuise, and Natalie Portman

Okay, hear me out... it's a film containing all Hollywood actors and directors, producers, all of them... In this movie a young boy discovers Hollywood is really run by lizard people but he has no one to tell since no one believes in him.
So these lizard people are brainwashing people into staying in a children-like state of mind which makes it easier for them to consume their products

[spoilers]as I hold the sony exec's daughter hostage with a bomb strapped to my chest[/spoilers]
My movie? It's called The Steamroller. It's about Tesla. I'm sure you remember reading it. It's about these guys and
they go back and they get all these guys. They just get 'em
Tesla gives his regards!
It's a classic story! Classic Revenge
They go back in time with cowboys
She said it was good. Girl I was dating said it was good
they go back and they bring ice cream and all these tasty treats

big budget straigth, solo, CP

A group of people with special abilities led by a super powered man who was born on another planet but raised on earth defend earth from a menace from space.

If Eman gets his transition and becomes a more or less a woman, how can they still get married? And wouldn't Klaus be pretty upset that his gay lover is now more or less a woman with a giant open wound as >her genitals?

black panther but for incels

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A remake of Cinderella with Brie Larson. In the surprise ending, the prince lifts up Cinderella's foot to try on the shoe, he gets a closeup look at those fungus ridden toes, realizes he's been sniffing those shoes for a week or so and instantly dies of a fucking stroke.

Well, it is in the bylaws.

so white panther then?

i pee and poo and then pay a young attractive third world female to eat it all on camera

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I put it into action
Should be watchable even without knowledge of the drama

youtu.be/urr6OZgSoLU

9 Movies 12 Minutes & a gaping space asshole

Enjoy

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LITERALLY UNTOUCHABLE

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Love overcomes all obstacles even if you used to be a Nazi

Something vital is missing in this picture, it´s on the tip of my tongue..

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Pitch it

RDJ's freed up now right?

Two guys are fighting but a tougher guy comes along and kicks both their asses, so they have to team up and kick the toughest guys ass.

Zeta Gundam movies, but directed by Ikuhara instead of Tomino

The Warriors but in a futistic city like in Metropolis

Apocalypse Now but instead of Vietnam it's set in Space. It has 2001-like aesthetics as the beginning, but as they get deeper and deeper into enemy territory things begin to look more and more alien

The Prisoner but the Village is an isolated Space Station and everything is so surreal its hard to separate reality from hallucinations in some scenes. I'm thinking directed by someone like David Lynch or Boots Riley

Also, maybe a whole movie about the prelude to the Thirty Bunch incident. How the protests started, grew so troublesome that the Feds lost control, the Titans being called in to crush them and the AEUG forming in the aftermath. Or something similar

Nappy is fine and all, but I feel like no one ever does anything about the actual revolutionary period. The last thing I watched was Rose of Versailles, which while pretty good, only goes up to the Storming of the Bastille. And that came out, over 40 years ago now. Does anyone know anything recent that covers the period from the calling of the Three Estates to Thermidor?

>tfw I thought I was on /m/ and just posted a bunch of gundam shit no one will understand

porn

i understand fren

Hollywood is wall-to-wall manlets. I'm sure they'd find someone.

I don't really have a grandiose movie idea, but here is my suggestion to you.

I am fully aware that your studio needs a few movies every year in which you massively inflate the budget on paper, in order to be able to report losses so that you don't pay taxes on your other, more successful movies. So just give me $20 million, draw up the false invoices and tell the IRS that the budget is $80 million and I'll find a couple of idiots to throw together a script for $50k.

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Star wars: rise of skywalker expect Daisy is a nudist.

>Udder Insanity

I've always wanted to adapt the Sanskrit play "Shakuntala" into a film

Thanks user

A man (who I envision as being black, but could be any race) walks into an air force recruiting station armed with an AR-15 and takes the personnel as hostages. He claims that he has been receiving physic messages from a group of aliens being held as prisoners by the Air Force, and he is demanding their release. He promises to stand down and turn himself in if his demands are met. The movie revolves around the Air Force's efforts to procure convincing alien costumes so that they can convince the man to release the hostages. I envision this being like a dark comedy or something like that.

Anuddah film about the segregation era

Okay, get this; we make a movie... that ISN'T capeshit, a reboot, OR a sequel! Eh? Yes? Whaddya think?

2 hour stoya hardcore porn compilation

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Unbearably White Male

bravo Nolan exDee

pretty baby remake

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