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first for yummy tummy
For me, its Rosa Salazar.
Hhhnnnnnggg
>car crashes
Thr last part of the 1/3rd scale doll body is done. Ready to ship to any Alitan who claims it first. I am giving it away for how much it costs to make and ship.
REMINDER: FLOPPED SEQUEL NEVER EVER
>tfw the kid is nowhere to be found and Ido sent you 20 messages
Forgot pic
Email [email protected]
Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita's boyishly cute raglan tee.
Our 2D waifu is now 3D
you rascal
>Whoa check that ou-
why do we love alita bros
What's the email for?
Because she's not a joyless scold of a heroine
Fic of Chiren being cuddly and motherly toward you while you're tied down and anesthetized and she amputates each of your limbs and packages them up to be sent to Nova when?
It would end with just your torso left, then she'd be removing organs one by one. Finally she'd call Nova to ask if he wants the brain as well, he be like "no, dispose of it" and she'd sing you a lullaby while she releases all the clamps on your severed limbs and drains your blood. As you slip into darkness the last thing you would perceive is her closing your eyes with her perfectly manicured fingers.
>Stop
And I thought Alita Pendant Fantasy user was bad.
He's sending an Alita for the cost of materials and shipping.
We don't. Fox is forcing us to make these shill posts. Alita sucks.
why you being so rude
anybody got the pic of alita giving a nazi salute while hans landa agrees?
I
Yeah I'm still waiting on my paycheck that Bob and Jimbo promised me.
I was also suppose to get a date with Rosa, but no news on that yet.
Fucking rude piece of shit!
Don't be such a prude user, try to think of Chiren's feelings. After the trauma of being exiled to the ground and losing her daughter, vivisecting people and converting them into cyborgs is probably the only thing that gives her pleasure.
Every time she frees a brain from its fleshly cage and installs it within a mechanized engine of destruction, it's like becoming a mother all over again, to a beautiful glittering child who won't go splat when a drug-addicted cyborg charges into them.
And when neither Nova or Vector needs the brain, she stimulates its endorphin production and drains the blood, singing softly as she strokes the subject's face. It's like an angel taking them to heaven.
>tfw miss seeing /ourgirl/ in theaters
>tfw miss the autistic showtime habits i developed seeing /ourgirl/ so many times
>tfw miss being able to tell which spotlight sweep would turn the 21st century fox logo into the grimy rusted 26th century century fox logo
>tfw miss the theater shaking when the camera zooms in on zalem dumping its trash at the start of the movie
>...I am the rude one here?
>tfw no Alita gf
I watched her 4 times at my local dollar theater yesterday
Do you think Alita is one of those girls with really weird fetishes?
She is pure.
WHATS THIS
>Outstanding
No. She just loves beautiful boys. Thats all
That looks cool as shit, my man.
Spent 9 hours in the place and my lunch and dinner were nothing but hot dogs. But it was worth it.
It was incredible to see how extremely different the reactions were depending on the time
>Alitatastingdickforthefirsttime.jpg
Teen girls are always fucked up in the head with bondage and shit
Nice, work. Compliments to your crew.
>I'm ... enjoying the new body Nova gave me
Thx frens. I will be sending out info for those anons who emailed me asking for her
My printer has been /healed by Alita/
Spoiler. Based /our girl/
I used to hate the trailers but now I kind of miss them.
"the ground there was baaaad"
"I got five on it"
"it took me twenty years, but I found you"
"tell me a story"
"why did you make me do that?"
And the super fruity guy asking "which of these titans are here to protect us, and which of these titans are here to threaten us?"
I love you guys
Alitafrens are the best.
I can't imagine anyone in /ALITA/ cares about Endgame spoilers, user. Nice try though
The captain marvel will always be shit no matter what
I spoiled the movie for some marvel faggots because they mocked alita months ago
On facebook
It felt great to see their agony and pain.
:3
You're most welcome, my dear.
woops, pic meant for
got any more? I wanna plaster then across my friends' kikebooks
>tfw want to get in on meetup action
>nowhere near any hotspots of anons
>only user nearby shuts down after initial contact
fuck.
Based
Alita uber allas
Marvel fags don't deserve Alita.
Have there been CM trailers before some Alita showings? Never saw one
Are you in Seattle?
Not a trailer for the movie itself, but promotional material trying to pass off CM as a role model for girls, promoting "body positivity," shill for women in the Air Force, etc
hey Alita, ready for our road trip?
What was your email for details again?
Nope, not even a cityfag
Remember to take care of your body, user
>reactions
Reactions to the movie or you?
Here in Norway there were plenty of Captain Marvel trailers before Alita - it was typically CM and Endgame. Then it was Shazam! and Endgame, and now it's Endgame and Dark Phoenix. A couple of times Hellboy.
Ok, it seems like there are only two of us in the city, I met up with the other but haven't reconnected since, if you're out there drop a message here
Not even theaters are safe from propaganda, jezz.
[email protected]
She is tall so I will he sending the parts disassembled. She still need a little bit of sanding to make her surface perfect.
Its printed in PLA so you can paint or wet sand it.
>have reason to believe most Alita fans won't be interested in capeshit
>shovel capeshit at them anyway
>throw enough shit at a wall, something is bound to stick
are you going to phoenix for the drive-in too?
I wonder if the train scene in Dark Phoenix will have any memetic potential.
"Perhaps she's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a train?"
true kino is throwing a man out of a train on a tall railway bridge, then having him get riddled with bullets all the way down by expert marksmen with AAA guns.
>tfw 19
>STILL TRYING TO GET a piece of artwork finished
Mike Oldfield was 19 when he made Tubular Bells. M-maybe i could get my magnum opus out soon...
I doubt it.
Don't be too hard on yourself user, when I was 19 I was getting shat on by college professors for using unorthodox methods in my art (I was an animation major.)
That was 13 years and like 3 life focuses ago. This is not the end of the line, not even close.
hot glue when?
>hot glue when?
how do I delete someone else's comment
The noon showing was empty. My alone private screening
The early 3:50 pm crowd had a lot of kids and people laughed hard at the jokes in the movie and talked quietly during the movie.
A lot of parents and kids. They all sounded like they loved it. A lot of quiet chatting. People went to the bathroom a lot.
The 7 pm showing was mostly couples. Millenial couples.
Some people made stupid jokes about alitas eyes. Crowd was cynical. No one laughed at any jokes. Two couples left midway into the movie. A couple of groans from some of the girls.
The only time people laughed was when the doggy gets killed
10 pm was a lot of old people and a lot of single people. At least 5 single women on their own and at least 7 guys.
Older black couples. Fatter people. I guess the socially awkward appeared at 10. Everyone was over 40 except me.
Couple of guys looked creepy
The 10 pm crowd was comfy as fuck. A lot of loud quick comments from the older white guys and the black people laughed at every single joke in the movie. But it was great.
The 10 pm crowd loved it the most. The 7 pm millenial crowd was the worst one.
Overall all showings besides noon were crowded.
Do you think the Air Force wanted to repeat the success they had with Top Gun? Recruiting went up 500% after that movie apparently.
>THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY!?!?
Na my niga. He has to gorilla glue that thing.
>go to Alita with girl
>get hot and bothered because Alita is totally badass
>girl gets jealous because Alita is badass and feels need to reaffirm her value
>also gets horny
>go home and get freak on
If you are a young guy and don't play it like this then you dun messed up, A.A. Ron.
How much are you charging?
Not specifically. There's just a pathetic push by the progressive parts of the U.S. Armed Forces to push for female recruitment
Yeah, Marvel fans like me aren't obsessed with this creepy bug eyed bitch
Materials and shipping. Easily less than a humdred bucks depending on where you are. Daily reminder: Statue Alita is not for lewd!
I hope you get spoiled. I wont do it here. This is a thread of peace
But you will get yours marvelfag. You will get yours
>Do you know who I am?
>The 7 pm millenial crowd was the worst one
>Crowd was cynical
Typical.
Tony Stark dies.
Please vet anyone who takes her off your hands.
>SHE CANNON FALL INTO THE HANDS, OF EVIL...
Are you giving the printer info too? For people to print their own?
Some day, /ALITA/!
Yeah. Not even the little kids at 3 pm were bad.
If someone saw it at 7 they might have disliked it just over the crowd
I used the google translate app on this and I got a few words to translate but it's kind of hit or miss
How do I go about doing this? Its on thingiverse already
did anyone buy this?
private hot glue sessions between a man and his waifu are permitted
>Its on thingiverse already
link?
So far my observation has been that Alita fans tend to be higher-test chads, whereas more CM/marvel fans are soibois. Anyone else notice this?
Whoever gets her does need to glue her together and such
A eurofag friend of mine wants to make a real butterfly Alita sword. Next I will be working on a model of a pistol from Richard Fox's Ember War books. I will be doing modeling for that
ALITA IS NOT FOR LEWD
Links are B& by mods I think. Just search thingiverse and then search Alita
Ido, get the hammer
I dont know, but I dont wanna see a jizzed on Alita statue in here, thats all I know for sure.
Only if they're all headshots.
hot damn what is this
mods work for nova
i'll be sure to use plenty of hot glue...
>"you need to move your hand user"
is on ebay
Is this Gal Gadot as Alita or what
[fondling of wallet intensifies]
Alita is for Mexican men not for faggot sissy white boiiis deal with it
*repatched
Well you're half right, no faggot sissy white bois here except for you maybe
Idk but if I had more money I would be obtaining it yesterday
painted model
Anyone know if I can get a full set of bare basic just-below-suit tier interview clothes from Walmart?
damn user that looks great
They fucked up the face I would say
Yes Walmart has everything
the lips i think.
head is too shiny,
salvation army
I think its the mouth that looks a bit off, but the rest of the face looks okay, to me.
looks just like That Star Wars Girl on Youtube
converted a few new clips
I wish I knew where these official clips came from
I want a bloodlusted Alita to look at me that way
>ywn wipe a tear away from her eyes
Most movies with the military in them get assistance from the Pentagon to make them. This saves the studio a ton of money, but means the script has to be approved by the military, effectively making the movie literal propaganda. Captain Marvel is one of those movies.
academia.edu
youtu.be
>birth of a nation
>tfw MCU fag and seeing Alita for the 12th time tomorrow
>tfw seeing Endgame saturday
Total social media blackout except for this thread.
Captain Marvel was trash btw, worst MCU movie by far.
I, too, desire this.
The proportions look so off, she's too tall and sexualized, not built for combat. And the hair isn't floofy enough.
shes the sex robot version.
alitas twin sister
Oh, Erica, you card.
>And the hair isn't floofy enough.
so very movie accurate
The soldiers have MCU patches on their arms. It's quite meta-funny.
nice
nn
>hnnnnng
>stoicpain.png
the arms look really good
THIN
YA
PAINTS
>Big robo tits
why?
with just water?
oops responded to the wrong one
this one is better
I love Alita as much as the next guy but I have no idea how some people spend hundreds of bucks for a figurine that will just sit pretty on a shelf. Is this a thing you do if you have a lot of disposable income? Maybe I'm too poor to understand.
Why not? Since they aren't meatbags, presumably they will not flop around and impede anything. They're also additional ballistic protection for the heart.
are u talking about the hot toys?
It's a hardcore fan with disposable income thing. I'm not rich enough to fully understand either, but I could understand the appeal of having nice shit to look at on my desk all the time.
no
water works, yeah
some people have more money to spend, imagine if this figurine was 5$, you would buy it
Hello boys...
I like this a lot more than the FunkoPops
Actually it depends on the type of paint. If it's oil based you need to use something like turpentine. If it's water based then obviously you use water.
Is this one of the Lootcrate things?
w t f
We need a nendo Alita, come on goodsmile, make it happen.
I'd rather a figma
Just look at this thread
Is this gender swapped Alita or is it Zechs
I'd rather both
Going to pretend that is Sechs.
There's 3D screenings in Albuquerque, NM until at least May 2nd. Nice.
I wish her hair was black
Sechs had a different blade so yeah, it’s a dude-lita.
Chiren, you are being rude, apologise!
>when cyclists are still assholes 300 years in the future
Alita is #16 on the best movies of all time poll, we need to get her into top 10.
>ranker.com
>You look like you want to go to Zalem, I can take you there... One piece at a time
Who do you think brought her into the top 20?
She was on #286 yesterday
thats an easy paint job with acrylic paint
Yeap, rising fast, if somebody hasn't voted yet, please do. Also, it seems that they sometimes delete votes, as I had to revote a few times, so make sure your vote has been saved.
Gods i need a cutout of the glasses
Based Methmakers
Did people here do this?
It's not big enough
Here + twitter.
Why do reckon they changed the hair?
Too difficult to animate?
>Caveman Chad is the first to congratulate Alita after she decks Tanji and scores a fakkhin motorgouwl
The real unsung hero
>these threads are at 300 replies
>every time
Is this some sort of elaborate joke? I skim these threads every now and then, looking for the question I'm asking, and I've never found one post so far.
>Nice shot
-- Koyomi
Based Neanderthal
One post of what?
he had good serious look when they show the shot of all of them in a line before the game starts, looking back and forth
>Too difficult to animate?
Exactly. In anime, especially older anime, characters with black hair are often drawn with grey, purple or dark blue hair to make it easier to depict detail.
She has this kind of blank look on her face when he congratulates her after scoring the point
for me the only porn star that looks the closest to alita afters hours of research still is this one
She's at first kind of going "yeah, yeah, yeah", but then gets a bit of a puzzled look on her face by the time everyone has congratulated her.
cough cadey mercury cough
theres this gross fat ass in the motorball game that talks shit to alita. i wish i had a pic
This scene always struck me as being a little out-of-place. It doesn't follow from another scene that would explain them being outdoors. They've just gone out to check the kiosk for any bounties on Grewishka?
Also love Ido's full LL Bean dad fashion going on here
Sequel when.
/ALITA/ knows him well. The guy growling and snarling at her through the glass?
lol yes
This nigga read my mind
Yeah, doesn't look like the Internet is a thing. And since they're not in Motorball, they don't have communicators yet. That's how I took it anyway.
stupid phone posters
>literally everyone is giving her shit at a fucking second-league tryout
cunts
You’re ever in love so deeply you get sad when you’re away from that person? For me, it’s Alita. I thought of being away from her (and these threads) and cried in the bathroom lmao
I love her too much
>phoneposter
>porn
Get out
how can you tell?
waifuism is a dangerous road to take, user. I recommend severing any emotional connection immediately
You're in the valley right now, bruddah. Hang in there.
But doctor... I wrote this... I Am Pagliacci
>You ate all my chocolate, didn't you Alita?
>Since you don't have any money, you'll have to pay me back a different way...
I'm not seeing the resemblance at all, I think you're just a horny monkey
That looks nothing like Alita
i think it's the closest resemblance we'll get in a pornstar in terms of overall build and face sorta
also hoping someone with sick photoshop skills can do their magic on that pic with alita
Full sequence für euch
>well...
Hello frens
I'm not seeing the resemblance either. Prosthetics porn is the closest we'll get to Alita. I think it's easier to find a porn star who looks like Rosa. There's probably already some people making unlicensed Alita sex dolls though.
Hello Alitafren
haha yeah what type of sick person would make those ahaha
Hey fren
>I think it's easier to find a porn star who looks like Rosa.
Alina Lopez
hello there fren
I'm disappointed in you, user.
There are Na'vi fleshlights
I made a more subdued version of Fitlita in her daisy dukes. I'm not sure if I like this version better than the original garish purple/yellow 80's color scheme or not.
hi
Ask and you shall receive, user.
There’s already love doll websites where you customise EVERYTHING so in theory it’s be possible to create an Alita doll
howdy fren
The shoes looked better in the first one. Maybe if the top is more drab and the shoes are colorful?
I think I like the subdued version better.
What colors would you make this?
No, I don’t think so.
>/ourgirl/ only gets cuter the goofier she looks mid-expression or mid-blink
I mean, who the fuck wouldn't, Alita twitter?
A part of me wants to fight Alita. I want her to teach me Panzer Kunst in her room
>this post is legit
damb, the PR team getting sassy.
hi
Hardly doing shit to help but still receiving a
>thanks user
yeah, who would want that, r-right?
>really?
why not both?
>ywn have a cute cyborg waifu
>she will never climb 11 stories, sneak in through your window and wake you up
>she will never open her chest cavity and offer her literal heart to you
But it’s almost out of theaters. Why now?
Rosa's just being wholesome again..
maybe to gauge audience interest?
very wholesome.
Blu ray release must be close
So jealous
Yeah, the girls lucky ass fuck.
The real porn alita coming through
>can't jump lol
>I was never able to send her my drawing
>She will never get to see it
>I will never be able to frame her autograph and make it part of my Alita shrine
No other movie would dare to do this sort of thing these days. It’s a movie out-of-time. God bless Jimbo.
"Hope, in its stronger forms, is a great deal more powerful stimulans to life than any sort of realized joy can ever be. Man must be sustained in suffering by a hope so high that no conflict with actuality can dash it—so high, indeed, that no fulfilment can satisfy it: a hope reaching out beyond this world. "
>edward cameron
lol
CUTE
Send hera picon twitter or isntagram
Easy. Just link her name
I know them feels fren, could get a signature off eBay or wait till the sequel premier to go get one. :)
Hello user
oh you
Alita’s so fortunate to have Rosa. The Alita fandom’s so fortunate to have Rosa.
I appreciate her chokers but pls delet
real acoustic version of Swan Song fucking when?
Nice final image for the limit.
Francis confirmed to be privileged king of Zalem
Brie fans btfo
Already did the Instagram thingy. It's a long shot but at least I tried.
I recon it'll be even harder during the sequel. Also buying autographs online is meh to me. I'd prefer to have her sign something for me.
I'm so glad that we have her.
Can someone change "Veehee" to "Vertex", please?
what a goober
thanks user!
I'll make next thread, have an original webm cut
bread rights established
As close to acoustic as I found so far, if you excuse the electric piano: youtube.com
Got you next bread user.
Someone here made one
>poncholitabounce.gif
The guy sounds like he's been neutered
>rosasbuttshot.webm
>kcrash.webm
speed2crash.webm
proud of that impeccable timing.
Too old
Nope, can't stop us
muh dick
NEW THREAD
posting now because i know someone will it ignore the claim and make a new thread anyway
not on my watch
>cuts in front
hehehe
It was jerome all along
should have actually done it because op is liar and posted an old webm
It was never used in a proper thread, someone cut in front, you must have seen a repost of it before it was taken down
I love them both fren