600 POUND LIFE FATKINO GENERAL

Yeah. Skinny and whipped isn't a hell of a lot better than fat and whipped.

Man, that sucks

where is this bitch from?

these don't really capture how truly manipulative and deluded she is

How can one girl be so cute brehs

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>I'm gonna keep the child support payments
>I know how it works in america
90 day is so kino

context for this? i've never seen this show.

TV show about people who import wives/husbands for themselves
both parties live up to all the stereotypes, always

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>eat barely anything for two weeks
>weight fluctuates around 89kg
why

You guys ready for tear jerker episode tonight? sadly no more crackhead shenanigans

built for

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why tear jerker?

losing weight is so fucking easy anyone that says different has literally no self control and is a fuckin failure. why anyone would want to live overweight is beyond me, its so easily avoidable

not shitposting is so fucking easy anyone that says different has literally no self control and is a fuckin failure. why anyone would want to shitpost is beyond me, its so easily avoidable

It is easy if you are of healthy mind.
I was fat as hell the first 30 years of my life, it was basically due to my mind being a little bitch due to being diddled and not raised properly by a single mom.

Took me 30 years to get into a healthy mindset but once health of mind was secured it was very easy to lose weight.

Shame about all the excess skin though, I look like a nude flying squirrel.

h-ha yeah i can stop eating any time i want

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NO MOTHER LIKE NO FATASS DAUGHTER

>can't watch Fatkino because Hulu is shitting itself right now.
Why even live?

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>a little reward for getting in car
>CAN I GET 8 PIECE WITH MAC AND CHEESE AND FRIES
>SHINAENAE!!!
>HEEEYYYY GURRRLLL!!!
>GETS ME A COLD DRINK

Ghetto fat kino

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I though OP pic was Kelso

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im still pissed they gave this nigger surgery when she lost 30 pounds on her own

O MASSA

well they needed a death this season and these people are surprising hardly to kill so you gotta work the percentages

>Dr Now said I can eat chicken
>Eats FRIED CHICKEN

HAHAHAHA!!!

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what wrong with her voice sounds like a little alien talking inside a human machine

>Nig leaves her because she gonna be a skinny minny
>DON'T WANNA LOSE HIS BIG GURL

This episode man! lmao!

First for muh legs

she really have golden teeths? wtf this is such a shit show bad, nigress tattoed with golden teeths and a bf that loves fattys

Reminder that she took more collective dick than this entire board's population of faggots will in their lifetimes.
The fatty, not the loli.

IT'S THE SERGEANT HICKS SOUNDING CHICK
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS

I wasn't here last week lads, what'd I miss?

jesus how many adds this show have? after 5 minutes you get 10 minutes of adds how can normies tolerate this

You missed the most stereotypical nogs you will ever see in your life. If they were fictional characters their show would be banned for being racist.

rerun on right now cuh

Nice, tuning in now.

>general is up hours before so user won't forget about it
>detailed timetable with time zone and streams included

God bless your soul, OP. I almost completely forget about the weekly FATKINO!

Most likely a (partial) grill. Later on, there will be a scene where you can see that the right side of her (upper and lower) teeth is white.

One of the best episodes ever. Almost every scene was golden. Watch it now, you didn't miss (that) much.

helloooo
how y'all doin'?

>dad leaves when young
>get preggo with Tyrone in the 9th grade, mom says get a job
>boyfriend leaves
>get preggo with new boyfriend
>boyfriend leaves
>get preggo with new boyfriend
>boyfriend leaves
>get preggo with new boyfriend
>boyfriend leaves
>find new boyfriend
>darts out the door when you mention "diet"
>Tyrone is in jail
And thats about the sum of it

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Mah knees

incoming kino confrontation

Jesus, how many kids did she end up with in the end? The four you just mentioned or more?

Bingo user here, reposting from last week.

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Happy Wednesday everyone!

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Thanks this gives me plenty of time to prepare

It was glorious. Great discussion too in the threads. Funny as shit.

>...playtime ova
>YOU SAID THAT LAST TIME

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The doc is bringing fire

There is something truly inhuman about morbidly obese woman

Only if there was a "Partner has a fat fetish and leaves when the fatty starts the diet" square.

I can't understand what she's saying

yo, dis TJ from last weaks show. You bitches needds to relize that bitch was getn too skinny. I hadto bounce outta dat shit. Fuck you hatin ass bitchez...

TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS

I'm disappointed we didn't get more based black mama last week desu

If she doesn't start to wake up...she won't.

closed captioning my bro

this needs to replace the shower scene square
they do that literally every episode

Polish your listening skills

HAS IT STARTED

No, in 40 mins at whatever round hour it is for you

Not yet, we still rerunning last week's episode for the next 35 minutes.

okay be back in 40 mins bros

Kk see you in a bit

There needs to be some easy squares and the corners are good places to put them. When I designed the grid I made sure to sprinkle the hard ones in such a way that nearly every possible LAYGZ had to get at least one hard square. I think the most common LAYGZ is vertical Y but even that requires a couple difficult ones (700+ lbs, cat or tiny dog).

I'm thinking of replacing a couple squares but the season only has a few episodes left so I will hold off on changes until next season. I want to replace "skipped therapy" and "thermodynamics" since those are too rare, I've noticed I almost never mark either of them. "Whining about layg pain" and "Lives in a trailer park" seem like good replacements. Those aren't automatic but they happen more often than once or twice per season. Reposting this season's best card (Jeanne).

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The skin is an alive organ. It fixes itself. It just takes a while.

Is tonight the season finale? Thought I saw something about that in the other thread.

L O L A
O
L
A

Not him but she had her first child at the age of 14, the 2nd at 16 or 17, the 3rd at somewhere around 22 and the 4th at 35. Four different child from four father and ALL of them bolted after the birth.

>tfw I still have my screenshots from last week

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Yes there needs to be a leg/knee pain square.

Theres a Mercedes next week. I think we go to 20 eps and then where are they now takes over?

>ALL of them bolted after the birth
you mean after conception
like five minutes later

Wait. This nigga's name is LITERALLY Tyrone? I thought you were memeing.

We'll find out tonight. They usually play commercials for the next week's episode towards the end of the current episode.

not yet, more episodes still coming next week but nobody knows the episode count, seasons usually ends already

Okay hulu is very fragile right now. But i'm watching 600lb now. Hopefully it doesn't mess up while new episode comes on. If it does I'll just watch GoT I guess.

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We weren't playing around when we told you how stereotypical it was.

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As an EMT this show gives me PTSD

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I NEED SOME GREASE

Damn, your pic took the words right outta my mouth.

>"I just need like 2 to 3 slices."
>Eats the whole thing

Keep watching, soon ya boy Tyrone will have a telephone call with her mother. There's something even more hilarious, but I don't want to spoil the fun in advance.

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She needs a bloody mirror, Christ.

>It’s a my wife’s son episode.

watching this always makes me hungry

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Being 600lbs is a healthy life style

digits

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>there are qts ordering tons of junk food RIGHT NOW as they prepare to watch fatkino

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shit off by 8 posts

Any good fatty-related stories you could greentext for us?

The last few episodes have been true kino i hope the trend continues

based spanish girls

do they ever show what they look like before getting huge? i usually miss the beginning of the episodes

Pour one out for Julius having to deal with these fat bitches.

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yea they will usually show old pictures along with some story about how their parent died and so they started eating 6 pizzas a day or something

So what's the bet for the guy tonight?
>Get's the surgery?
>Fails getting surgery, but is still "dieting"?
>Dies?

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Usually see some grainy pictures from childhood to teenage years to early adulthood showing the progression of their gains. Almost all of them were fat as kids or teens.

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There's usually some pics of them as a kid during the show; for some of them there is no 'efore getting huge'.

I'm leaning towards surgery but I want to get to know him a bit first.

>you lost a whole tree pounds

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the teaser says "heartbreaking transformation" so the madman probably loses 100lbs in the first month

Not any really good ones but just the STAGGERING amount of fat cunts that live on the second floor up tiny, knee crunching stair cases that expect you to do everything for them.
ESPECIALLY the fact that you have to take them to appointments 3 times a week and it takes 3 squads that could otherwise be out doing 911 emergency calls.
Fat people affect people's lives in ways they can't even imagine.

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YOU LOST A WHOLE
THREE
H
R
E
E
POUNDS

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Do we actually need to see them get the surgery for that square to count? Last week she got approved at the last minute.

what are you fat bastards eating tonight? I had some Chik-Fil-A

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>you gonna do me like that, three little pounds?

Damn, this ending is the most brutal I've seen Dr. Now. Going full Dr. No.

Yes, the surgery needs to happen during the episode for it to count. Last week was the first time I have seen them cliffhang the surgery at the end of an episode.

>GIVE ME ONE MORE MONTH
>youve had 9 already

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He made it bros

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>How ya'll doin'? I'm Dr. Now
>You don't get to bring snacks
>The diet plan I just filed with the nurse lists: salad, yogurt and fruit but only one lil' eggroll
>First one to lose 100 lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James K, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>Lotta loyalty for an enabling caretaker...

>OR MEBBE SHE'S WONDERIN' WHY YA'LL WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, 'FORE GIVIN' HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS?

>At least you can walk, how much do you weigh?

>ET DON'T MATTER HOW HEAVY I EM, WUT MATTERS IS MUH FEWD
>NO ONE CARED 'BOUT MAH MEALS B'FORE I PUT ON TH' WEIGHT

>James K?
>If I touch those leg boils, will you die?

>ET WUD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL...

>You're a big guy--

>--OW! MUH LAYGS!

>Was eating rice part of your meal plan?

>IT'S FRIED!

>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your weight loss plan?

>EATIN' THIS CHINESE FEWD
>WITH NO LEFTOVERS!

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>I don't wanna get kicked out of the program
>You never started the program

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double chocolate chip brownies

I'm gonna grab a baloney and cheese sandwich when the credits roll on this rerun.

How does a low-budget, trashy TLC reality show get so many kino shots? It defies all logic.

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strawberries

Is tonight going to be full of feels? Sad children tug my heartstrings.

He's gay.
That woman is his beard and she's insane inane because she wants to latch herself onto a z-list celebrity

fuck off with your cyberbully bullshit
/fatkino/ is about lovecraftian horror

TLC camera bro stops in now and then

The world is a mysterious place. It doesn't always shake out the way you think it will, or the way you think it should.

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those episodes were like a fever dream holy fuck, the transition into quality cinematography for some trash reality show was fucking hilarious

>I GONNA SHO U!

how long until fatkino begins, what time does it start for CST? (Texas)

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Lose 50lbs by the end of tonight otherwise dont @ me.

starts in 10 minutes senpai, grab a snack and get comfy

>losing 50 pounds in 10 minutes
shes not gonna make it bros

IMA SHO U

Lel

About 10 minutes

I wish I could. Currently 350lb.

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>>Cillas' food addiction is getting in the way of his ability to be there for his fiancee Jessica, and her three daughters; if he doesn't lose weight soon, he knows he'll lose either his girls or his life
>single mom with three daughters
YIKES

8 chicken wings, a rosemary rock salt bagel with cream cheese, and a coke.

Who else here ordering pizza

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lose 5 pounds by next fatkino or dont fucking turn up

2 chicken wraps with shredded cheese and romaine lettuce. bottled water to drink and more bottled water for the rest of the night I'm sticking to my diet. I've lost 20 lbs so far.

Is that princess?
That fat fuck called the cops on her.

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I ate 2 double BK burgers and a chicken nugs like an animal. I swear their chicken used to taste better. More peppery or something back then.

I usually do but I had it yesterday

>These American ads
Jesus Christ every second ad is for drugs

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No, that's his dad.

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Oh. I feel bad for princess. Hopefully she's doing good

Artsy fatkino is the best fatkino. I have no clue who's behind this masterpiece but it's just perfect.

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what kind of commercial ads do they have in Europe?

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>This seasons most dramatic transformation
Is death considered a transformation, cause I kinda want a death...

Little People Big World is back?!

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>eating
omg what a fag. pic related
its not you brother. fast food, especially bk is fucking awful compared to even 10 years ago. my dad said mc d's was unbelievable in the 70's

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Normal stuff I guess, just not prescription medication. Its so weird, doesn't a doctor have to prescribe that shit? Why is it being advertised so much to normal people?

Also its very funny to me when they start listing a bunch of side effects really quickly

well considering someone literally died already probably not

they're legally required to state all the side effects during the commercial so they have to just run through them as quickly as possib;e

>Little People Big World
the only midget that would be remotely interesting for is Rico Abreu

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Even my local joints seem to have gone downhill. The only place that's gotten better in my opinion is Arbys

I'm trying to follow Dr. Now's diet, but is just so hard

*shoves burger into mouth*

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Which fattie became an hero?

Hellew. How ya'll doing?

What are you eating?

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misleading screenshot

Would the good doctor consider me an enabler because I carry these fat cunts out of their houses on one of these so they can continue to avoid their diets?

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But why is there drug commericals at all lmao, can you buy prescription medicication? Isn't it the doctors decision?

No but steven is a massive piece of shit
youtu.be/a87SkHd77Rs

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LB

Did he ever come back? Or just that one pol thread?

>Tyrone is in jail
everytime

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fuck you all my teams got eliminated already

Test

>Isn't it the doctors decision?
Yeah, which is why they end each commercial with "Ask your doctor about how [drug] could help you!"

Kelly, she was actually trying to get her shit together which made it all the more tragic

chorizo, eggs, water

no, he was in Yea Forums fatkino thread
he showed up after the show was over

She was probably the most promising success story to come out of this season...until she died. I think her name was Kelly? She got on track with the diet and exercise, got the surgery, was checking into classes at college to get herself literally and figuratively on her feet again, really positive attitude but it was too late; she had had too many heart issues before getting on the show and it caught up with her. And there was a bitch whose father died.

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she didn't an hero
she had a heart attack

>OW! MUH LAYGS

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>Ask your doctor about how [drug] could help you!
Thats stupid, doctors shouldn't have peopl coming in with zero training in medicine asking about brand name drugs lmao

This woman is such a little goblin.

Shit, missed it.

pizza with this

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You're enabling their life, not their lifestyle. What they do when you're not busy saving their fat ass is on them.

fuck ya

>fatty falls in the opening credits
Every time!

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who's ready for fat kino feels?

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I JUST ate BK and I feel ashamed doc

The fat chick falling over and jiggling around like a waterbed makes me laugh every time.
HERE WE GO LADS

>stepdaughter

>Nevaeh
White trash confirmed 10 seconds in

>that tat
my fucking sides based proud boy

Fat Kino begins lads. Here's the card

You gotta get some Boar's Head Chiptole Gourmaise. Just a bit though, can't get addicted to that shit

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>fat wh*toid has an iron cross on his arm
fuck this punk

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

This is unironically Tyronne, LaShanta's son. Some user found out on a local portal that he went back to the jail right after came home.

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explain

loli slave time

Just tuned in, did I miss anything in the first few minutes?

THREE (3) STEPDAUGHTERS
>my fiancee's daughters

AHAHAHAH

Homemade beef stew with mushrooms and carrots. Some La Croix as well.

his fiancé has three daughters

He's fucking getting married and I can't even get a gf. Wow.

its the confederate flag with a skull in the middle of it
also he poses so its constantly showing lmao

>Trump supporters

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vaping nicotine instead of eating

Just be yourself

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>my wife's kids
oh boy here we go

Literally just started:
3 step daughters
Has hired medical help not to overly burden his family
Needs to get better so he doesn't lose the family

how humiliating

Why can't he walk?

New worst job on the planet

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fuck yea, (that user here). episodes are better with fucked up families

I bet this fat fuck had the energy to go out and vote for trump
hope he fucking fails

his body is a work of art

she a cute

>can't even move
JUST STOP FEEDING HIM SO MUCH

You can go bag a desperate single mom easy

HOW COME HE GETS A NORMAL GIRLFRIEND AND I DONT GET SHIT

You could tittyfuck this guy while he was on his back and he couldn't do a thing about it

>Sponge bath feels like a marathon

OH NONONONO!!

Imagine waking up to go to work so you can clean a hippo

>3 DAUGHTERS
>NO HUSBAND
>NURSING SCHOOL
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

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Fatkino is legitimately the only thing that makes me wish I had cable since the streaming sites never seem to work for me.

What state is this I didn't pay attention

You are toxic

an hero isn't suicide you newfag.

>orangeman BAD

Single >>> trailer trash single mom for a gf

Why does he constantly pose like those french girls?

It all started when he was conscripted into the navy at age 1.

THE FIANCE ISN"T EVEN THAT FAT OR UGLY

What would compel someone to want to be what this lady is? A PCA or whatever that was. I assume that stands for Personal Care Assistant or something. Fuck that would suck. I assume they get into it for wanting to help others and honest enjoyment of helping people which is really great. But do you think they get into it and after a few years fucking hate everything they do for these people?

This is the guy flopping around in the intro?

Their food always looks so good.

>another fat kid raised by a single mother
my shock

He won't. It's the most dramatic transformation of the season. Cry more cuck

what the fuck were those stains on the first photo? food?

>baby pictures covered with shit

Jesus christ, this hag bitch.

how do I get a women to sponge bath me every day?

Oklahoma.

>Jim
kek

ikr?

got a chuckle

Tfw half way to kino

>that el goblina mother

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lol

weigh 600 pounds

uh.... was there a leak, doesn't seem to be the type of show that bothers getting leaked unless you see something on social media

THIS FAT FUCK WENT TO PROM
HOW ABOUT YOU?

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how do these niggas get over 300-400 pounds by the time they are like 13, I was a chubby kid around then and I'm around 99% sure I couldn't have broke over 250 or so if I made it a point to eat like shit all day everyday at that age

take a screencap of it, i keep missing it

they're home heath providers
one of the few jobs roasties can get without earning minimum wage or going to college

Fantastic work, friend. Unironically quality contribution. Keep up the good work!

>mfw found the link in the meantime: theadvocate.com/new_orleans/news/crime_police/article_bdf8d0ec-c56e-11e7-9d1f-0bb96478de41.html

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is this peak white trash

>it eventually got so bad that they just sent me to Detroit

lmao

his mom looks like a witch you'd see on dollar store halloween decorations

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>this 600lb man isnt an incel but you are
whats your excuse Yea Forums?

His mother looks like a goblin.

this has to count for body horror

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I see he wore his best sweatshirt

>these are the people posting "DAY OF THE ROPE WHEN" all day

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>it wusnt our fault our kid got fat
>is monstrously fat themselves
okay

This thread is for comfy ONLY. Divisive politics at the door, friend.

I CHOSE not to go.

hilarious how this retard has adopted an entire persona based on muh guns, muh confederacy, muh nationalism
all for TLC to force him to admit hes a depressed loser

>Oklahoma
Oh no my state!

Yeah, he posted in a dead thread with 500+ posts on page 8.

BUG ON ARM
BUG ON ARM

THERE'S A FLY ON HIS FUCKING ARM

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>The fly on his shoulder.
Also Jesus this woman.

>has a tattoo of his wife's daughter's name
Do you think the alpha who knocked her up is laughing at how her life is turning out?

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>i was reconnecting with old friends but she was dating one of them

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I did, yeah. That was pre-Yea Forums though, literally another life.

Draw me like one of your French models

>Fatso gets QT 3.14 gf to feed him
>I'm half his size and can't get a twink

It's not fair bros!!!

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>be 500lbs
>steal another mans girlfriend
how

>she broke up with her bf to be with a fatty
something doesn't add up there.

>she broke up with her boyfriend and started dating me

HOLY SHIT

HE KEKED SOMEONE

IMAGINE BEING KEKED BY A 600+ POUND MAN

LOL he c u KED a guy to get that fiance. This man is an alpha chad.

How the FUCK do you leave your boyfriend for this guy? How bad was her old boyfriend

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I did too. But then I ditched my date to hang with my friends. She wasn't that fun to be around.

How do you get cucked by a 500-lb man

>Stole another man's woman
Is he the next James K?

if you're in the arconai stream make sure you click the "TLC chat" tab instead of the global chat

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maybe hes got a fat dick

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This reminds me of this cunt vent patient I had to assist the paramedics with.
His legs looked just like this and he would make the staff call for us twice a week because "I can't breath!" even though he's hooked up to a machine that breaths for him.
Luckily the medics were two absolute mad lads that made the call a little better with their non-stop banter. Afterwards they told me about the last time they transported him his 84 year old father met them at the hospital and kept apologizing for his son being a piece of shit. Last I heard of the guy the medics had to shock him for a heart rhythm and it was a miracle to see a 500lb man levitate off a cot.

Same with James K. That fatty tugboat is too tempting.

Find a single mom with 3 kids the level of desperation they have cannot be comprehendid

Old boyfriend didn't make as much as the life insurance she'd get off this guy.

Any anons autistic enough ITT to go find pictures of the ex?

>3 pizzas with wings and breadsticks
>1 meal

thank you based TLC for showing them eating pizza every episode to put me off from ordering it

FAT CHAD!

>he gets a gf AND stuffed crust pizza

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he'd never get insured for life insurance

>puts away over half a pizza slice in one bite

So she'll ditch him when he starts losing weight? Like last week's episode where the guy dipped after she lost 2 pounds?

>id give anything to change the way things are

*shoves pizza into fatass mouth*

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Why the fuck does he even care about kids that aren't his own.

First LAYGZ update. Should I mark body horror for his blobby shape? I will leave it open for debate.

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Really makes me want pizza

It's a genuine mystery then.

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okay those kids are cute
would parent/10

haha yeah. w-who would wanna do that?????

It literally says it in the preview they've been showing all week. Said it after last wreks episode, said it again right before this one.

>tfw pizza is my favorite food
At least I only have it once every two or three weeks and "only" half a pie. Why must poison taste so good?

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>the secret to getting a gf was getting fat as shit all along
I'm ordering a few pizzas here bros, wish me luck

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no they're all blobby
he needs to have deformity or fat wings or something

You don't want the kind of woman he drew in.

>"only" half a pie

You eat 10 pieces of pizza at a time?!

Na, if he didn't have the caretaker and had true body horror like dying flesh all over him, that would count. I wouldn't give it to him for being fat. But I'm the friendly neighborhood "LAYGZ is earned, not given" poster so take it how you will.

Yup, with the chick i was dating at the time, I abhor dancing of any kind

I wasn't finding his body to classify for horror at first, but all the black speckling is pushing me up onto the fence. I'd wait to see if something more significant shows up.

Don't do it bro. Get fit instead.

feeders are a thing and they arent genuinely mentally ill. Feeders leave ALL the time on My 600 Lb life when the people lose weight

>tfw have 5 free dominos pizzas waiting for me
>tfw forgot I even had an account there but they'd apply the points to it whenever I used the account's email as contact info
>tfw having a nice pizza day once a week for free for 4 weeks now.

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>huell fuell

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